Funny story: EPA To Outlaw Beer - Will Run Super Bowl Ad To Explain C02 Threat

EPA To Outlaw Beer - Will Run Super Bowl Ad To Explain C02 Threat

Having recently declared that carbon dioxide poses a threat to human health and welfare, the Environmental Protection Agency took its first regulatory action today to limit CO2 emissions by outlawing carbonated beer. "We understand that this may not...
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Funny story: Brobama Vows To Change The NCAA Championship Series From A Ratings System To A Playoff System

Brobama Vows To Change The NCAA Championship Series From A Ratings System To A Playoff System

NEW MADRID, Missouri - President Barack Obama was in New Madrid addressing the Missouri Federation of Mule Breeders. He stressed to the convention goers the importance of making sure that our children and their children continue to take advantage...
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Funny story: Has shagging Vanessa Perroncel made John Terry the poor man's Tiger Woods?

Has shagging Vanessa Perroncel made John Terry the poor man's Tiger Woods?

London - (Offside Mess): She's a luscious, silken-bodied French underwear model; he's captain of Chelsea and England - and worth a bob or two. But is this silly shagging caper really the new Tiger Woods? As the UK tabloids pitch for a slice o...
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Funny story: Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism (100 Ideas, Plans, and Suggestions)

Arkansas Announces Plans To Clean Up State For Tourism (100 Ideas, Plans, and Suggestions)

The State of Arkansas recently announced plans to spend millions on projects involving education, construction, and social work to help "clean up" the state for tourism. This is partially being done so that the state can follow the current administrations motto of "Change" (even though most folks in the state think that change is what you got in your pocket to use in the soda machine to get a c...
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Funny story: Letters to Spoof

Letters to Spoof

Dear Spoof: Have you seen me lately? I'm feisty! That's the word I'd use, feisty! I don't give up, and I'm not going away. Come to the White House and I'll kick your butt at X-Box. That's right, I talk trash too! Deal with it, Barack "B-Money" Obama (Prez!) Dear Mr. Spoof: Have you seen the remote? Oh, it's here in my hand. Land o' Goshen! Come down to Texas and eat one of my cow...
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Funny story: Inspector Morose and the Liar from Edinburgh

Inspector Morose and the Liar from Edinburgh

Morose sat in his home drinking whisky and listening to Verdi's 'Tutti Frutti Butti Call' opera, wondering why someone had come up with a good idea for a parody of his police career but had then ruined it by filling it up with adolescent drivel. 'Probably an adolescent', he deduced, and raised his glass to the portrait of Sherlock Holmes that had been hanged on his wall in 1887 for stealing a t...
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Funny story: 'Nobodies Hurt Our Ears' Haiti relief single to be inflicted on the public

'Nobodies Hurt Our Ears' Haiti relief single to be inflicted on the public

Lots of talentless nobodies that rely on the media to be famous and to sell their 'music' to the public today announced they were going to inflict a version of the REM song 'Nobodies Hurt Our Ears' on the public in aid of their own self-publicity. Th...
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Funny story: Lack Of Life At The Poorview Institute, Chapter 113

Lack Of Life At The Poorview Institute, Chapter 113

I guess it's hard trying to be amusing or interesting, but let me just describe my interesting day to surely interest you all. I live in a single-cell brain where writing this makes me feel almost intelligent, almost as much as a US President. Only joking, a drug-addicted alcoholic baboon could be the President of the USA, and already has been. No, what I want to drone on about over and over...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown: "Premiership Football Clubs should exercise prudence, just like the Labour Party and Government finances!"

Gordon Brown: "Premiership Football Clubs should exercise prudence, just like the Labour Party and Government finances!"

Downing Street, LONDON: At Gordon Brown's monthly Downing Street news conference, Mr Brown issued a warning over football finances by saying some club debts are "too high" and urged owners and managers to consider the supporters. "It is a matter...
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Funny story: The Reality Of Man Made Global Warming Being A Lie Causes More Havoc For Britain's Motorists

The Reality Of Man Made Global Warming Being A Lie Causes More Havoc For Britain's Motorists

Heavy reality has returned to parts of Britain, causing disruption to motorists and forcing the cancellation of some sports fixtures. Drivers had to battle icy truth and road closures as the reality that man made global warming is a lie hit parts...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh to take a New Role

Rush Limbaugh to take a New Role

Today Rush Limbaugh, outspoken critic of everything that is not conservative Republican, accepted a role in a movie. The title of the film is "The Adventures of a Sky Pirate" in which he plays the leader of a gang of criminals who use special aircraf...
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Funny story: Brown Less Popular Than Yorkshire Ripper

Brown Less Popular Than Yorkshire Ripper

A new opinion poll has bad news for lame duck Labour Leader Gordon Brown, writes Political Editor Jeff Bastard. Ailing ugly introvert Brown could only stumble to 12th and last place in the latest poll published yesterday by Life In England Surveys...
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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Visits Tiger In Mississippi - Says She Probably Won't Divorce The Man Ho

Elin Nordegren Visits Tiger In Mississippi - Says She Probably Won't Divorce The Man Ho

HATTIESBURG, Mississippi - Elin Nordegren traveled to the Delta state to visit her husband, Tiger Woods, who is in rehab to cure him of Dickaliticus, which is the inherent urge to try and poke every white female of pokeable age. Elin, who still an...
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Funny story: Corolla to Run Formula 1 in Monte Carlo

Corolla to Run Formula 1 in Monte Carlo

The most famous race on the Formula 1 calendar, the Monaco Grand Prix, has had many memorable moments since first being staged in 1929. This year Toyota will be entering a team for the first time using a stock four cylinder Corolla model. The Toyo...
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Funny story: Announcing the Biodegradable Car!

Announcing the Biodegradable Car!

General Motors Corporation tauted the immediate release of it newest line of high tech vehicles designed for the increasing complex demands of the environmentally conscious consumer and new federal green technologies regulations. According to a...
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Funny story: The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy

It was a dark and stormy night, Roger Federer's wife had just put their baby down after a late night feeding. Roger was walking through the living room of their Melbourne time share in the dark when he felt something furry under his foot. A loud yowl...
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Funny story: 'Gone With The Windbag', starring Clark Cheney and Scarlett Obama opens today in a cinemas near you

'Gone With The Windbag', starring Clark Cheney and Scarlett Obama opens today in a cinemas near you

'Gone With The Windbag' opened today in America, and critics instantly hailed it as a classic. 'It's a classic', said Jim Jimbob the Fourtieth, 'lotsa classic twists and very unusual twists, man.' And another critic - Billary Shrillery - also said 'It's a classical classic.' 'It's the movie we've all been waiting for ever since the 40somethingth President of the USA shagged his intern while I s...
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Funny story: Obama Endorses Prison Reform

Obama Endorses Prison Reform

President Obama has agreed to, further study, of a potential prison reform idea. John Q. Wyattly, Commissioner of the Federal Prison Reform committee made the proposal to the President early this morning. The controversial reform would not only...
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Funny story: Government Homeless Policy Viewed as Shite Following 'Bum-Chum' Scheme

Government Homeless Policy Viewed as Shite Following 'Bum-Chum' Scheme

A government policy which aims to alleviate homelessness by encouraging members of the public to befriend hobo's has been branded 'a load of shite' by a group of men in white coats. The 'Bum'Chum' scheme was being pushed as a new way of involving...
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Funny story: The Lord of the Things Part 5

The Lord of the Things Part 5

Please do not read this unless you have read this amazing story from the start Well, dear reader, you're looking very nice today! What's that you're wearing? Come on, take them off! Here, I'll help you. That's it. Now come over here, just bend over. Yes just like that. Now. Oh yes, that's good. You like that don't you. What's the matter, have you never been violated by a narrator before? Oh yes...
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Funny story: A Day in Soviet Gribblethorpe

A Day in Soviet Gribblethorpe

This week I had the rather dubious pleasure of visiting Soviet Gribblethorpe, a northern ex-mining town previously known as Gribblethorpe. It changed its name about a year ago after locals elected Communist councillors, who promptly decided to change the way the whole community was run. Private property was confiscated, all industry was "collectivised", and the world watched to see if the expe...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden appointed head environmentalist

Osama Bin Laden appointed head environmentalist

In a shock move, environmentalists have appointed Osama Bin Laden their new leader, after the fanatical terrorist made comments about how the US is to blame for climate change. Bin Laden said, "All industrial nations, mainly the big ones, are resp...
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Funny story: Alex Reid to star in Movie based on Katie Price novel

Alex Reid to star in Movie based on Katie Price novel

Things can't get much better for Aldershot's favourite undefeated, but quite often defeated cage fighter right now. Riding on the back of his crushing defeat of the likes of Stephanie Beacham and Basshunter to become the winner of Celebrity Big Bro...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Groups Demand Robotic Ground Hog, Easter Bunny!

Animal Rights Groups Demand Robotic Ground Hog, Easter Bunny!

An animal rights group is demanding that no more live animals be used in Holiday celebrations. They say it is cruel to make a spectacle of a basically peaceful animal. But Bill Murray, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog C...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, You'll Want To "Eat Him Up" Also!

Robert Pattinson, You'll Want To "Eat Him Up" Also!

In his first big time role in advertisement, where people such as Michael Jordan, Peyton Manning and others have made a fortune, Robert Pattinson of the Twilight movies is about to sign a contract with Madison Avenue Cosmetics for their new line of "...
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Funny story: The Bonkettes To Play Moorview Institute

The Bonkettes To Play Moorview Institute

Top girl band the Bonkettes today announced that they are contracted to perform a series of shows at the Moorview Institute here in Springfield Illinois after a post Christmas hiatus brought about by contractual wrangles, sex scandals, rehab sessions...
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Funny story: Following Avitar's 3D success the first 3D porno film, a remake of Caligula, is about too "ejaculate" upon the world!

Following Avitar's 3D success the first 3D porno film, a remake of Caligula, is about too "ejaculate" upon the world!

After the resounding success of Avatar in 3D the first 3D porno film is about to be "ejaculated" upon the world. Tino Brass, Italien director of flop Caligula is making a 3D porno version of the film. In its original it was plain porno, now with 3...
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Funny story: Moorview Institute Leads USA Out Of Recession

Moorview Institute Leads USA Out Of Recession

Leisure industry bosses were today puffing out their chests with pride and struggling to keep up with counting the dollars as The Moorview Institute in Springfield, Illinois officially became the world's hottest tourist destination. Readers of an...
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Funny story: "Fight for your rights to wear Jim Jams" Says Noel Fielding

"Fight for your rights to wear Jim Jams" Says Noel Fielding

The European Human Rights campaigner Noel Fielding has called for the Nation to fight for its rights to wear pyjamas. Not just in Tesco, but anywhere they want. He revealed this new campaign at a Press conference in Brussels and says he will die fo...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole - Still HOT News - Hotter Than Katie And Alex

Cheryl Cole - Still HOT News - Hotter Than Katie And Alex

And so it came to pass that Alex "Rocky" Reid bucked the odds during his time in the CBB house, turned the jeers into cheers, and emerged victorious into the loving arms of partner, Katie Price. Yet despite all the hullaballoo and the hype, the ho...
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Funny story: New York Restaurants Dirty Secrets Revealed!

New York Restaurants Dirty Secrets Revealed!

A recent summarizing report from the New York Restaurant Inspection Bureau revealed the following: OOPS! Dropped That One! The first thing every one of them want to keep secret is that when a plate tips or flips, the contents come right up off...
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Funny story: Taliban seize Hotel in Helmand!

Taliban seize Hotel in Helmand!

Hamid Mohamid, spokesman for the Taliban in Helmand today gave an interview to our reporter concerning the armed groups seizure of The Best Western Hotel by force two days ago. We were forced into action after using all of our mobile phone credit...
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Funny story: The truth behind Tsonga

The truth behind Tsonga

So Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, the testosterone driven french tennis player, who came into limelight sometime last year after beating Rafael Nadal in the semi finals of the Australian Open seems to have exposed his secret of success. After days/months of...
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Funny story: Miss Whiplash And Friends In Shopping Protest

Miss Whiplash And Friends In Shopping Protest

Male shoppers in a Huddersfield supermarket were given an unexpected treat yesterday morning when local Miss Whiplash, real name Marjory Coriander led a gang of dominatrixes dressed in full on kinky mode in a protest shop over supermarket dress codes...
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Funny story: Local Man Almost Gets Hypothermia Waiting For 'Fast' Food Supper

Local Man Almost Gets Hypothermia Waiting For 'Fast' Food Supper

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was delighted last night when wife Anne turned up at his workplace in the family E-Baymobile to give him a lift home after a gruelling twelve hour shift, a gesture which negated the horrible necessity of waiting around...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga and Elton John Practice Duet for Grammys

Lady Gaga and Elton John Practice Duet for Grammys

Observers report that the dress rehearsal for the 23-year-old Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta and the 62-year-old Reginald Kenneth Dwight went quite smoothly. At first the performers were quite formal with each other, so the form of address...
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Funny story: Serena Williams Files Unfair Competition Complaint Alleging Henin Too Fast Due to Lack of Boobs

Serena Williams Files Unfair Competition Complaint Alleging Henin Too Fast Due to Lack of Boobs

Serena "Monster Mouth" Williams famous for threatening tirades on the court, has filed a formal "Unfair Competition" complaint with the WTA, alleging Australian Open finalist Justine Henin is "way to fast because she doesn't have to pack any boobs ar...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Stresses That Joaquin Phoenix Did Not Touch Her Inappropriately

Miley Cyrus Stresses That Joaquin Phoenix Did Not Touch Her Inappropriately

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Miley Cyrus brought her Smiley Miley Winter Tour to The Millard Fillmore Convention Center in Kalamazoo, Michigan. The weather was horrible and she asked what the temperature was. When told that it was 2 degrees with a wind...
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Funny story: O'Bomba Says "I've had Enough and I Quit!" Will Now Train As Lead Running Dog for Palin Run in 2012 Alaskan IquitaRod

O'Bomba Says "I've had Enough and I Quit!" Will Now Train As Lead Running Dog for Palin Run in 2012 Alaskan IquitaRod

Barracks "Can't Please Everyone then Please Yourself" O'Bomba finally said "Enough is Enough" and presented his resignation to a Self Congratulatory New Queen, Hillary Clinton today. O'Bomba, seriously injured in a headbutting contest with Jr. G...
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Funny story: Snow Fleas Seen Jumping from Britney's Snatch During "Circus of Fleas" Concert Tour

Snow Fleas Seen Jumping from Britney's Snatch During "Circus of Fleas" Concert Tour

Initially photographed at the first of many revealing appearances on Britney's "Circus of Fleas" concert tour, the smaller than a Bumble Bee micro-performers were seen swarming and jumping from the stripper's fully exposed snatch during her frequent...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Calls For A Boycott Of The Super Bowl

Osama Bin Laden Calls For A Boycott Of The Super Bowl

CAIRO - Osama Bin Laden has finally surfaced and he is certainly in fine form. He has gained back about 13 of the 20 pounds he lost while hiding like a deranged rat in caves of Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bangladesh, and Finland. The 6 foot 6 inch Bin...
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Funny story: Brilliant scientist arrested for trying to procreate

Brilliant scientist arrested for trying to procreate

Albert Larson was arrested today after lecturing at Nowhere Important University. The charges came after he went too far with three female University students when he engaged them in a conservative conversation. Larson was arrested around 3:00 p.
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Jon Gosselin wants more children-Yes, it does seem unbelievable that a man who has eight children at present would like more to add to his already over crowded household. However, Jon let it be known that he has contacted another person who is als...
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Funny story: SEC announces "Color Green" requirement for U.S. Companies

SEC announces "Color Green" requirement for U.S. Companies

After a year of struggling with what it means for a corporation to "go green", the Securities and Exchange Commission has finally announced its new "Corporate Green Initiative" in the form of 1500 pages of new regulations. According to SEC Chairman...
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Funny story: Online Auction Site draws attention by Highest Bid Ever

Online Auction Site draws attention by Highest Bid Ever

Highest Bidder in Online Auction Site -has confirmed that he will pay and unknown seller the amount of one million, six hundred dollars and 42 cents for the chance to be the first person to penetrate the Earth's atmosphere without help of a rocket.
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Funny story: Obama calls for more crises and catastrophes to achieve real 'change'

Obama calls for more crises and catastrophes to achieve real 'change'

President Obama was asked in a CNN interview today what it would take now to get his important programs enacted after the failure of his health care reform and shocking democratic election losses in Virginia, New Jersey and even Massachusetts. "I...
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Funny story: Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

Squidward Tentacles Wins Lottery

It hit him like a bolt of lightning. Squidward Tentacles was visited today by someone pounding on his door and this time it wasn't Spongebob. It was instead Ed MacClam from the Publisher's Sweepinghouse Contest and his "Prize People" delievering a gi...
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Funny story: Rihanna: I'm Taking No More Shit, Understand?

Rihanna: I'm Taking No More Shit, Understand?

The Grammy Awards are here already. Can you believe it? Seems like yesterday that Chris Brown was freaking out on Rihanna but maybe both will be there this year. "I will", stated a smiling Rihanna, as she appeared recently on the Ellen DeGeneres S...
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Funny story: Fat Albert Isn't Anymore!

Fat Albert Isn't Anymore!

In his first public appearance in fifteen months, Fat Albert waddled out to the podium to speak. He cleared his throat and said we, the press, would more easily understand if he showed us what he needed us to know. He stepped away from the podium, ya...
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