Funny story: Sheep Protest Veggie Buffet At Animal Rights Gathering

Sheep Protest Veggie Buffet At Animal Rights Gathering

Normally animal rights activists gather to protest abuse of animals. But on this chilly January day in the Twin Cities, near the University of Minnesota campus, seventeen sheep are gathered outside a hotel where the activists are meeting and dining...
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Funny story: O'Bomba Overtakes "Balloon Boy, 2009" for Dork of the Year Honors with "Buffoon Boy, 2010"

O'Bomba Overtakes "Balloon Boy, 2009" for Dork of the Year Honors with "Buffoon Boy, 2010"

B.S. News Network is now reporting Barack O'Bomba has overtaken the Falcon Henne "Balloon Boy" facade in "Dork of the Year" voting with his own hilarious storyline "Buffoon Boy, 2010" O'Bomba, the naive poster boy for "Change You Can Believe In "...
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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Caught on Video Tape; Identity "TSA" Verified

Osama Bin Laden Caught on Video Tape; Identity "TSA" Verified

Osama Bin Laden has been caught on video tape - in the garage of none other than Pentagon Chief, Blob Yates. An alert neighbor spotted Hillary with Yates in the garage and thought it a unique opportunity to catch the two on video tape. Thinking a li...
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Funny story: Aetna, NewsCorp Wed in Private Ceremony

Aetna, NewsCorp Wed in Private Ceremony

Taking advantage of the recent Supreme Court ruling affirming that corporations have all the rights of individuals, Aetna Insurance and News Corp were married in small, private ceremony at the Hamptons estate of musician Billy Joel, a mutual friend o...
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Funny story: Hollywood Pushes their own Health Care Reform

Hollywood Pushes their own Health Care Reform

A number of Hollywood stars have been advising President Obama how to reduce health care costs. The saneness of their advice is inversely proportional to the size of their campaign contributions to the Democratic Party and to President Obama's reelec...
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Funny story: Local Man In Night Terror Horror

Local Man In Night Terror Horror

Local man Martin Shuttlecock couldn't understand why his loving wife was giving him the cold shoulder and the silent treatment this morning. Whilst it was true that he had consumed a vast quantity of alcohol the previous night, he had no recollection...
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Funny story: Beer Shortage Stuns The World

Beer Shortage Stuns The World

Milwaukee, WI-- A perfect storm of problems is pushing all beer and ale beverages into total extinction. The severe beer shortage the world experienced last year has now intensified into complete collapse. Beer is now selling for $1000.00 a bottle,...
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Funny story: Port-a-Loos Mistaken as Refrigerator

Port-a-Loos Mistaken as Refrigerator

Portsmouth - A local man took delivery yesterday for what he thought was a new double-wide refrigerator but was two port-a-loos delivered to his house by mistake. Gino Paletta was home preoccupied with his drinking and Internet addiction when the...
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Funny story: Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

House Republican Leader, John (Man-Tan) Boehner (R-Ohio), came out on top in the Republican Party's annual pissing contest. Dubbed "Pee for Democracy," the contest has been waged every year since 1980 when Ronald Reagan outdistanced George H. W. Bush...
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Funny story: Fish Dies After Vikings Win

Fish Dies After Vikings Win

SIOUX FALLS, SD- 'Swimmy the Fish' Jones was found dead in his Sioux Falls home Monday morning after an unexpected win by the Minnesota Vikings team on Sunday. Diane Jones of Sioux Falls, one of Swimmy's roommates, found the fish dead before leaving...
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Funny story: Seaweed Is The New Marijuana - And It's Legal!

Seaweed Is The New Marijuana - And It's Legal!

The Republic Of Ireland stands to reap massive benefits from the harvesting of Loconappa seaweed, which has recently been discovered to possess similar characteristics to marijuana when smoked. Loconappa grows in abundance all around the Irish coa...
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Funny story: Haiti Punished Because They Hate Tea

Haiti Punished Because They Hate Tea

An expert in such things has concluded that the Haitian earthquake which devastated the Caribbean country was as a result of Mother Nature not taking too kindly to the inhabitants dislike of her favourite drink. "If they had have named the country...
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Funny story: Life At The Moorview Institute-Chapter 6

Life At The Moorview Institute-Chapter 6

The light from the full moon streamed into the small room through the colonial 12/12 paned windows, illuminating the sturdy antique institution desk. In the corner was a neatly made up single bed, hospital corners sharply tucked in, the blanket pulled so tight you could bounce a quarter off it. Under the bed were four pair of shoes, a pair of cuddly rabbit slippers, a pair of penny loafers, t...
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Funny story: Ygor Gets The Hump

Ygor Gets The Hump

Ygor Ekaterinenbogov, star of myriad Hollywood horror movies, usually playing the part of the hunchbacked assistant to a deranged scientist, a body snatcher, or a Cathedral campanologist today expressed in no uncertain terms his deeply felt dissatisf...
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Funny story: Jesus liked Lamb Chops controversy

Jesus liked Lamb Chops controversy

Bob Cross an art expert and historian from London has caused major controversy by claiming that paintings of Jesus with a lamb are nothing to do with this nonsense the lamb of God, it's to do with the fact that Jesus liked Lamb Chops. Christians...
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Funny story: Andy Murray wins, Scotland can't believe it and Nadal looks up his kilt!

Andy Murray wins, Scotland can't believe it and Nadal looks up his kilt!

Andy Murray, Great White Hope and Scottish, is slamming aces like a smoking poker player possessed in Australia. He's burning away his opponents just like Sir Jackie Stewart used to and all they can do, is smell his burnt rubber! Only "un poco...
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Funny story: Peter Crouch to take up basketball

Peter Crouch to take up basketball

Footballer Peter Crouch the very tall skinny guy that looks like a pipe cleaner is to take up basketball. He claims that although he scores occasionally when he plays football he reckons he will score more often playing basketball. We are all fami...
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Funny story: Local Man In Cup Of Tea Rage Incident

Local Man In Cup Of Tea Rage Incident

Typical Englishman. Typical English Sunday morning. Coronation Street Omnibus edition on the TV. Surfing the net, checking out Google News. Then disaster struck. It came without warning, throwing Martin Shuttlecock's life into a maelstrom of sh...
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Funny story: Freaky Eaters to feature man from Haiti

Freaky Eaters to feature man from Haiti

The new television series of Freaky Eaters is to feature a 24 year old man from Haiti who was found alive in the rubble of the Napoli Inn Hotel eleven days after the Haiti earthquake. Wismond Exantus smiling and in very good condition was brought...
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Funny story: Men must sleep alone, sharing beds with partners causes brain damage!

Men must sleep alone, sharing beds with partners causes brain damage!

Austrian scientists have discovered that men are brain damaged if they sleep in the same bed as their partners! Also it doesn't matter if they are sexually active or not, sleeping with someone in the same bed is just mentally unhealthy (for men!).
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Funny story: Murder On The Nevky Express

Murder On The Nevky Express

Inspector "Cap' Morse sighed. Here he was sitting in his luxurious compartment on the Nevsky Express. It was the maiden journey of the new top of the range train. Morse was not excited, however, as he was more of a naval man and he longed for Portsmouth dock and the girl he left behind. Normally a little Belgian chap took the train jobs but the agency had insisted that Morse should make this journ...
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Funny story: The First Man On The Moon not Neil Armstrong

The First Man On The Moon not Neil Armstrong

Who was the first man on the moon. If you ask anybody they will say it was Neil Armstrong we all saw it on television as he stepped off the lunar lander on to the surface of the moon we even have it on video tape as he steps on to the moon. An exp...
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Funny story: Blair hires Oscars acceptance speechwriter, gets new dental veneers ahead of Friday's Chilcot freakshow

Blair hires Oscars acceptance speechwriter, gets new dental veneers ahead of Friday's Chilcot freakshow

London - (ScareBlair): Months of coaching by a top Hollywood pro specialising in political air guitar makeovers and Our Tone is oozing confidence. Friday's performance before the Chilcot Inquiry will be a career-best, buoyed by a new dazzlingly r...
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Funny story: "Does My Bomb Look Big In This?"

"Does My Bomb Look Big In This?"

Al Quaeda has trained non-Arabic female terrorists to carry out attacks in the west. The news has been released by MI5 leaders in a bid to maintain vigilance. The women are thought to be 'clean skins'. Women notoriously take several hours to get r...
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Funny story: Miracle Survivor Found Amidst The Rubble

Miracle Survivor Found Amidst The Rubble

Emergency services have said that they were 'amazed' to have found a survivor in the wreckage following the British economic earthquake. Amongst the rubble in Downing Street rescuers found a man called Gordon still breathing. "We were shocked. He's b...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay reveals trip to India was life changing - for India

Gordon Ramsay reveals trip to India was life changing - for India

Part time celebrity chef and full time pillock Gordon Ramsay has hailed his jolly about in India a "fucking triumph". The rubber faced 'Scotsman' spent an entire 13 hours in the proud Asian nation, although the footage was edited to make it appear...
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Funny story: Massachusetts Democrats Claim GOP Voter Intimidation

Massachusetts Democrats Claim GOP Voter Intimidation

WASHINGTON, DC - "The Wrathful God of Capitalist Right-Wing Conservative Extremists has played its hand in a conspiracy against the benevolent progressives in the Massachusetts election to fill a vacant Senate seat." This statement was part of long a...
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Funny story: Climate Science To Become Liberal Arts Discipline

Climate Science To Become Liberal Arts Discipline

Representatives of the International Association of University Presidents, the United Nations and the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) finally reached agreement today to move all Climate Science disciplines from the Science and Engine...
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Funny story: Merseyside Cops To Police Manchester Derby

Merseyside Cops To Police Manchester Derby

It's just been announced that Merseyside Officers will take over crowd control duties for this Wednesday's showdown League Cup semi-final second leg tie at Old Trafford, amid fears of crowd trouble following the COMS tie last week, which City won in...
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Funny story: 'The Americans' episode of Fawlty Towers to be shown again on BBC1

'The Americans' episode of Fawlty Towers to be shown again on BBC1

The classic episode of Fawlty Towers 'The Americans' will once again be shown on BBC1 tonight. Here is the script: Basil Fawlty: Ah, Polly, you haven't forgotten that the terror alert drill is at one today, have you? Polly: No. Fawlty: Good, good. [Phone rings] Hello, Fawlty Towers? Yes, dear, I know the terror alert drill is about to start. Yes, I know the Americans are coming here. Yes.
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie: Life Without Brad Almost Same As With Brad

Angelina Jolie: Life Without Brad Almost Same As With Brad

Angelie Jolie has told reporters that she hopes she and Brad can stay together but she has gotten used to the idea of being without him. "There wouldn't be a whole lot of difference if I have the kids around and we continue to spend a month at a...
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Funny story: Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Chris Matthews Interviews Howard Dean, But Viewers Aren't Sure!

Rutledge,VT/ News from Suburban NY CNBC's incessant talking head, known as 'Howdy Doody" by his detractors, took on former VT. Governor, and DNC Chairman Howard Dean in a post mortem discussion of the disastrous Massachusetts election which all but blew the Obama agenda off the US map. Dean, the Vermont Governor for 5 two year terms, credited with balancing the budget 11 times and reducing...
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Funny story: Free Return Address Labels for Life only $1.00

Free Return Address Labels for Life only $1.00

Return Address Labels Forever - Why would anyone want to order return address labels when all you have to do it send in one dollar to any organization that sends you free return address labels for the rest of your life. I have enough return address labels to wallpaper the walls in my entire house and that of my neighbors' house. She is just starting to run out since she quit sending her dollar...
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Funny story: Former U.S. President Admits Taking Trip for Sex

Former U.S. President Admits Taking Trip for Sex

During a Haitian relief fundraiser, former U.S. President Bill Clinton revealed that he and his wife, current U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, traveled to Haiti several years ago for what he called a 'delayed honeymoon'. The honeymoon is...
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