Funny story: London-bound Yemenis to be given parachute & GPS bracelet

London-bound Yemenis to be given parachute & GPS bracelet

London - (Drowning Street): A new security crackdown will see all Yemeni visitors flying to the United Kingdom airdropped over the Channel on the last leg of their plane journeys. Special parachute suits will be issued including GPS-tracked ankle...
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Funny story: White House Announces New GM Car Loans To Be Funded By Treasury

White House Announces New GM Car Loans To Be Funded By Treasury

President Obama announced today that General Motors is now authorized to offer low interest auto loans to new car buyers that will be paid back using payroll deductions collected by the IRS. The government will fund the 15-year term loans at current...
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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Announces Bumper Profits

Goldman Sachs Announces Bumper Profits

Banking Giant Goldman Sachs today announced bumper profits of £8billion. While the rest of the country struggles through the snow and with only snow to eat the bankers at the firms City headquarters were eating swan and basking in winter sunshine.
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Funny story: Give Tiger a break he has an alibi

Give Tiger a break he has an alibi

Tiger not to blame for infidelities- So many stories in so little time surrounding the many mistresses of the golfing legend. Some stories coming to light on TheSpoof.com leave doubt as to who is the real father of the Woods' children. If this were fact, instead of fiction, then Tiger may have just been "trying out his manhood" with all of these women in an attempt to see if his plumbing wor...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"

Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"

ROANOKE, VA (ABSNN) -- Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J. admitted that he was involved in "couple's intervention" with the two Taylors, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift. "I am just assisting the youngster in probing the true depths of their budding r...
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Funny story: Tiger Wood's #1 Gal, Jaimee Grubbs Busy Flaunting It

Tiger Wood's #1 Gal, Jaimee Grubbs Busy Flaunting It

This time last year, before she revealed she was sleeping with Tiger Woods, no one knew Jaimee Grubbs but now that people do, she's milking it big time! "She's been on more magazine covers than President Obama over the last two months, wearing as...
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Funny story: Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

The moonwalking football giant has today been named as the worlds tallest man. Following a recent growth spurt the gargantuan has reached the dizzy height of 9ft 6 inches beating the previous record holder, Robert Wadlow, by an incredible 7 inches.
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Funny story: Peer Pressure from the Pope

Peer Pressure from the Pope

ROME, from the desk of the POPE - Catholic Priests everywhere are getting their orders directly from the Pope himself. The diocese of the Roman Catholic community has been embarrassed by the many altercations of altar boys that have been brought...
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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Perform Magical Seperation Operation

Conjoined Twins Perform Magical Seperation Operation

Conjoined twins, Elsie and Betsy Nelson, 42, have become the first conjoined twins to successfully separate themselves without any medical assistance and using only the props from a magician's cupboard. The duo from Cornwall got sick and tired of...
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Funny story: Ron Howard Reveals That Mayberry's Aunt Bee Was Really A Man

Ron Howard Reveals That Mayberry's Aunt Bee Was Really A Man

HOLLYWOOD - Ron Howard, who played little Opie Taylor on The Andy Griffith Show, has revealed a secret that no one ever has. Ron said that the character of Aunt Bee, who was credited as being portrayed by actress Frances Bavier, was actually a mal...
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Funny story: John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank for "Reckless Distribution of Assets' and Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'

John Edwards Finally Admits Paternity, But Blasts Sperm Bank for "Reckless Distribution of Assets' and Not Safeguarding His 'Deposit!'

John Edwards came out of hiding from his 28,000 square foot mansion today to finally take responsibility for fathering 'a love child' in an affair that derailed his 2008 presidential bid. While admitting that DNA conclusively confirmed the child w...
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Funny story: Tony Blair Found In Cupboard

Tony Blair Found In Cupboard

After a week long search Tony Blair has been discovered in a cupboard at his 100 acre mansion in Sedgfield. Asked about his whereabouts the former premier said "I was told by a close aide that the ongoing Iraq Inquiry is likely to uncover a lot o...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag After Cher's Plastic Surgery Record

Heidi Montag After Cher's Plastic Surgery Record

At her present stage, Heida Montag is on course to set all records in plastic surgery. Her face looks like it might break should she show too much emotion and apparently, she doesn't really care so long as she has a certain look. "I know I lo...
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Funny story: Auschwitz sign "Arbeit Macht Frei" is returned, Obama's wife thought it was a "kinky turn off"!

Auschwitz sign "Arbeit Macht Frei" is returned, Obama's wife thought it was a "kinky turn off"!

Jaggedone and his CIA (cockroach infiltration army) recently reported that US President Obama was behind the "nicking" of the infamous Auschwitz sign "Arbeit Macht Frei". Obama is a fanatic Nazi souvenir collector and wanted the sign to hang over...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Allows Direct Purchase of Presidency

Supreme Court Allows Direct Purchase of Presidency

The U.S. Supreme Court has just ruled, in the Citizens United case, that Wall Street firms such as Goldman Sachs have the right to contribute as many billions of dollars as they wish to determine the outcome of Congressional and Presidential campaign...
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Funny story: UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

The neighbours complained when all their shrubs and flowers were eaten, the Police got tired of responding to wild wabbits running around in the streets fornicating, and a certain spoof writer had to quit his day job in order to spend his time clean...
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Funny story: FDA Bans Chip Dip for Remainder of NFL Playoffs

FDA Bans Chip Dip for Remainder of NFL Playoffs

Following numerous news reports of fighting during National Football League playoff parties, the Food and Drug Association has determined that the source of most man-on-man violence originated over individual hoarding of potato chip dip. Not yet r...
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Funny story: Class War Inevitable

Class War Inevitable

The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
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Funny story: Boston Red Sox Hero Curt Shilling Comments on Obama's Failure to Make It In 'The Big Leagues!'

Boston Red Sox Hero Curt Shilling Comments on Obama's Failure to Make It In 'The Big Leagues!'

Boston ACE pitcher, Curt Shilling, world series hero, and outspoken political activist addressed the now apparent short falls of Barry Obama after his dismal showing during the recent Massachusetts US Senate election to fill Ted Kennedy's seat.
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Funny story: The return of rickets: Victorian disease on the rise

The return of rickets: Victorian disease on the rise

A lack of diet and exercise has seen the return of rickets a popular disease of the victorian era. The consumption of fatty foods and the unwillingness of people to move very much has led to its return. People in the North of England are proving...
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Funny story: Manchester United In Decline

Manchester United In Decline

It's not an easy subject to handle, but someone has to say it - Manchester United, the champions of the English Premier League, and former European Champions are in decline - it's official. United, who under manager Sir Alex Ferguson, have won 23...
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Funny story: Entire Town Listed as "Slow Children At Play" Zone.

Entire Town Listed as "Slow Children At Play" Zone.

The population of Hamelin, Indiana was falling faster than the autumn leaves thanks to the idiocy of it's children. That was until the town council declared the whole town a "Slow Children At Play" zone. Normally reserved for quiet streets in resi...
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Funny story: World Cup 2010 News: Loin Cloth Ban Enforced

World Cup 2010 News: Loin Cloth Ban Enforced

With only days left before the start of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, a storm has broken over the tricky issue of 'traditional kits'. Some African teams have decided to exercise their right as Human Beings to choose to wear their traditional...
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Funny story: Willy Wonka has a Krafty Plan

Willy Wonka has a Krafty Plan

Willy Wonka has a krafty plan which he dreamed up after he was denied bidding for Cadbury's by some politicians including Slugworth Brown. Now that Cadbury's have been taken over by Kraft, Willy now has a krafty plan to start a worldwide campaign...
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Funny story: John Edwards: Proof Democrats have More Fun

John Edwards: Proof Democrats have More Fun

Washington is still reeling over the admission that John Edwards did indeed father a 'love child' with former presidential campaign staffer, Rielle Hunter. The child, now 2 years old, has been kept from the spotlight until now, while paternity could...
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Funny story: Elena Di Cioccio: anagram clue to 'Beckham Handful: One Ball Missing?' headlines

Elena Di Cioccio: anagram clue to 'Beckham Handful: One Ball Missing?' headlines

Milan - (Balls-up): Ice-cool rubber-gloved TV presenter Elena Di Cioccio was caught up in an offside rule spat today after being snapped fingering AC/DC Milan star David Beckham's manhood in her yellow Marigolds this week. "Beckham handful?? Don't...
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Funny story: Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon

Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon

Geoff Hoon wants to get rid of Gordon Baboon and he is trying to do it soon. Hoon has appeared at The Lieraq enquiry to tell as many lies as possible to protect an even bigger liar former Prime Minister Tony B Liar. Primate Minister Gordon Baboon...
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Funny story: Online Americans Think They Can Impersonate The English Shock

Online Americans Think They Can Impersonate The English Shock

In a shock today, millions of Americans that tried to pretend they were English were found out as fakes in two seconds by the few Britons that bother to write for this website, especially when they were a-talkin' about that totally uninteresting Brit...
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Funny story: 'Another Children's Tale' by Sens I. Tive-Flowers

'Another Children's Tale' by Sens I. Tive-Flowers

'Are you sitting uncomfortably? Then I'll begin. Once upon a time there was a land called Hitchy, boys and girls, and it had a big capital city with many houses and a palace and that city was called Fort O'France. Though for some reason the scribes in another land that was named Amerigo pronounced those words Height-Shy and Bit Of Rinse, for their land had no schools but just brainwashing propa...
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Funny story: Vice Squad Team works the streets in Vegas

Vice Squad Team works the streets in Vegas

This is a story about life on the streets. It's not a nice story and if you are offended by the words hooker, prostitute, ladies of the night, street walker, please do not read on. These women do exist and they exist for the pleasure of men who prey upon them. Some of these women "work" legitimately in brothels outside of Las Vegas and they are legal and expensive, but they will not give yo...
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Funny story: With Staff Officers Defecting, O'Bomba Camp Raises White Flag; Bank and Insurance Generals Promise Safe Treatment For O'Bomba Children During Trial for "Crimes Against Banker Boy Immunity"

With Staff Officers Defecting, O'Bomba Camp Raises White Flag; Bank and Insurance Generals Promise Safe Treatment For O'Bomba Children During Trial for "Crimes Against Banker Boy Immunity"

Like Andrew Johnson before him, the last days of the O'Bomba regime are now being written. Having battled only with a Super Majority and an overwhelming public support after eight years of Bush Purgatory, the O'Bomba Confederacy now finds itself...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Says Adam Lambert Is Not Really Gay, He Just Acts Gay

Glenn Beck Says Adam Lambert Is Not Really Gay, He Just Acts Gay

NEW YORK CITY - Glenn Beck has just published his latest book entitled, Arguing With My Uppity Self and Losing Half The Time. It is a book that includes about 47 of Beck's most recent as-yet-unpublished or un-uttered ostentatious observations, gr...
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Funny story: More Thai Daily News 21.1.10

More Thai Daily News 21.1.10

Another hectic day in the steaming, stinking metropolis of Bangkok, and nowhere in the metropolis is it more steamy and stinky than at the Bangkok Zoo, from where our intrepid reporter Donkey Wooms brings you these headlines. CRAP MURALS REPAINTED...
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Funny story: American Obesity Rates Dropped Under Bush but Obama Threatens Progress with Food Program

American Obesity Rates Dropped Under Bush but Obama Threatens Progress with Food Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans are still too fat, but obesity rates in the United States appear to be slowing, according to newly released research. Government data show that 68 percent of U.S. adults are considered overweight, having a body mass in...
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Funny story: Andre Hagassi Takes Australian Open by Storm

Andre Hagassi Takes Australian Open by Storm

Scottish tennis sensation Andre Hagassi is cutting a swath through top seeds here at this year's Australian Open. Wearing a tartan outfit that looks more suited to the woman's game Hagassi has been using aggression and a power game to defeat more...
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Funny story: Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Since the election of "Senator Beefcake" Scott Brown in Massachusetts, the Democratic Party is maneuvering to be on the forefront of the sexualization of Politicians. In light of this, the Democratic Party Chairman, Tim Kaine, has made a deal with Th...
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Funny story: Reporter gives up prestige job to fondle udders

Reporter gives up prestige job to fondle udders

Westville, WI According to the news in this little known Wisconsin Town, Female cattle, aka cows, have been developing extremely large "udders". The Dairy Farmers' Digest reported this in their last issue published in June of 2008, but no one seem...
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