Funny story: Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter Three

Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter Three

Life At The Moorview Institute Chapter Three Chapter Two Maybe I should start this little section of my memoir out by telling you about my day. I'm kind of an early riser, so I get up about 5:00 a.m. and head for the showers. If you go that early in the morning, there's always hot water (and you don't always get that pleasure if you get up like everyone else between 7:00 and 8:00). A...
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Funny story: Socialist group calls for revolution

Socialist group calls for revolution

Leader of the Socialist Allied Coalition (SAC), Ben E. Fit, today called for revolution due to an apparent disapproval of politicians and bankers. "Yeah, man," the white dread-locked student said. "Those bankers are so greedy, we need to take them...
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Funny story: The Lord of the Things Part 3

The Lord of the Things Part 3

Read this amazing story from the start Chapter 3... The Quest Continues Well I could have stopped it there, but let us continue, dear reader. I assume you are enjoying it if you've gotten this far, but if not then do you mind if I touch your knee again. I really like your thighs, they're so supple and... For many days Gwarthar dwelt in that cell. The Sword of Zoj had long been taken from...
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Funny story: The Art of Urination

The Art of Urination

Famous for his three dimensional chalk art on the streets of New York, as well as his dirty car window art in Boston central, Ernesto Evinstreme has embarked on a new artistic venture on the snow covered streets and walkways of Minneapolis. Prefer...
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Funny story: Senator Beefcake Proves That Sex Sells for the GOP!

Senator Beefcake Proves That Sex Sells for the GOP!

The newest Senator from the Bay State, Scott Brown, formerly a centerfold in Cosmopolitan Magazine circa 1982, has shown that sex sells for the GOP. Having found a winning strategy for Massachusetts, the Republican party now is on a hunt for hot, yo...
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Funny story: South Korea tells its people, "to make babies," sex-mad sex tourists have promised to help!

South Korea tells its people, "to make babies," sex-mad sex tourists have promised to help!

The news spread like wild fire after South Korea ordered it's people to "Make Babies!" Sex-mad tourists visiting Bangkok, Ibiza, Poland, Las Vegas, and Bognor Regis are applying for entry visas to help the South Koreans "do it!" The reason for...
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Funny story: Man Has a Nice Hard Shite

Man Has a Nice Hard Shite

David Dowling, of 69 Oral Sex Street, Burnley, has described in graphic detail how he passed an enormous, wet turd through his arse last Sunday night. "I had been out socialising with my Socialist friends at the Communist club on Lenin Sreet, when...
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Funny story: Ashley Greene Of Twilight Embarrassing Some Of Cast

Ashley Greene Of Twilight Embarrassing Some Of Cast

Ashley Greene, who starred in the recent Twilight New Moon, has actually succeeded in embarrassing some of the other stars. Off the record, one of the males stated that "Ashley does not have to pose nude in every magazine out there. If she can act...
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Funny story: Meteorologists Become Scaremongers of Doom

Meteorologists Become Scaremongers of Doom

The world's premier weather and climate study organisation, a staunch rival of the Met Office, are to officially recategorise and revamp their Weather Warning System. For many years now no one has listened to weather reports after they repeatedly...
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Funny story: Man Utd hit by all time high debts and "Terror Tevis", Fergie got P*ss*d!

Man Utd hit by all time high debts and "Terror Tevis", Fergie got P*ss*d!

Man Utd have released their financial results and shock, horror, their owners have increased their immense debt to $1.17bn! Just to make the news even better, Man Utd reject and Man City "Superstar" the "Terror Teves", delivered United a double wh...
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Funny story: The Policy of The Daleks to deal with criminals

The Policy of The Daleks to deal with criminals

Dave Ross who has been studying crimes for years is totally pissed off with our stupid laws which are so much in favour of the criminals as opposed to the rights of innocent victims and law abiding citizens. There are so many cases of murderers be...
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Funny story: Coakley Surprised: "I Was Supposed To Campaign for Senator?"

Coakley Surprised: "I Was Supposed To Campaign for Senator?"

Democratic Candidate Martha Coakley expressed surprise today that she had been expected to campaign hard for a Senate seat. "I won the primary, so I figured why bother?" explained Coakley. "My opponent was wasting time opening field offices across...
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Funny story: Letterman Literally Begs Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Appear On His Show

Letterman Literally Begs Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Appear On His Show

NEW YORK CITY - The stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon movie series, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens recently appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman. David, of the tassled hair, reportedly personally called up Efron and Hudgens himself and...
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Funny story: Massachusetts Senate Seat Lost: Dems Blame It On The *Trickster

Massachusetts Senate Seat Lost: Dems Blame It On The *Trickster

In a hastily called press conference at the White House, spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters today that the loss of Senator Ted Kennedy's senate seat was the work of The Trickster. "No doubt about it," said Gibbs, "The Trickster was at work here.No...
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Funny story: The N.S.A. has time windows!

The N.S.A. has time windows!

A man with credentials and paperwork supporting his former involvement with the N.S.A. (national security administration) recently spoke about the agencies ability to view past events! "They achieve the capability using keyhole like satellites, w...
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Funny story: World's Most Interesting Man Cries Out For Help

World's Most Interesting Man Cries Out For Help

In an apparently leaked letter from the advice columnist Zanie Rabinowicz; The World's Most Interesting Man, the urbane and bon vivant spokesman for Dos X Xs brewery, has cried out for help in a matter of the heart. We print the letter in its entirety below. Dear Zanie, I have fallen in love with a beautiful young woman a third my age. We met aboard a yacht in Charlotte Amalie harbor, hi...
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Funny story: 'Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes'

'Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes'

'Morning, Holmes', the famous detective Sherlock Holmes said to Sherlock Holmes in the breakfast room of 243d Baker Street, London, 'any original ideas in the newspapers this morning?' 'Certainly not', that sleuth replied, 'it's almost embarrassing that the papers are full of such unoriginal adolescent garbage as this! Take a look', and Holmes passed his copy of The Copier to Holmes who began t...
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Funny story: Dan Brown's 'Young Buddha' Slated for Summer Release

Dan Brown's 'Young Buddha' Slated for Summer Release

Having had his way with the history of Catholicism, figuratively and also in the biblical sense, Dan Brown has been sequestered away in his mountain retreat while writing his new novel about the early days of Buddha. Insiders at the Brown camp hin...
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Funny story: Gordon No Power Brown

Gordon No Power Brown

Gordon Brown recently sent a letter to 15 times World Dart Champion Phil The Power Taylor congratulating him on winning another World Darts Championship Final. All rival political parties are now calling the unelected Prime Minister GORDON NO POWE...
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Funny story: Mass Voters Finally Bury Kennedy Legacy: Scott Upset One for the Ages; Barney Swears He's Been Scared Straight!

Mass Voters Finally Bury Kennedy Legacy: Scott Upset One for the Ages; Barney Swears He's Been Scared Straight!

The voters have spoken, and for the first time since 1972 the Kennedy/Liberal/Democratic machine took on water, sunk, and just like Teddy those many years ago, Obama claims he tried to save it but then just walked away leaving it to suffer a silent d...
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Funny story: Anorexic queen's bones found in Nazi temple

Anorexic queen's bones found in Nazi temple

Potsdam - (Rotters): The ossified remains of a British royal family 'queen' have been found in the Heinrich Himmler Halleluia Tabernacle in Adolfville. The skeletal mummy is believed to be the Queen Mother's anorexic twin Oswald whose gay antics s...
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Funny story: Americans use earthquake as excuse to invade Haiti

Americans use earthquake as excuse to invade Haiti

In an action that is almost beyond belief as a blatant bit of Americans trying to take over a country that doesn't want to be taken over, the USA sent thousands of soldiers into the Caribbean nation of Haiti to 'help' the people there. 'It's beyon...
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Funny story: BBC to Ban Beards

BBC to Ban Beards

The BBC is to Ban Beards starting with One Show presenter Adrian Chiles who has recently been seen on the show with his new image the scruffy unshaven look. It is not clear at present if this ban will only be for BBC presenters or if all BBC progr...
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Funny story: TV Chef To Cook For Terrorist Ringleader

TV Chef To Cook For Terrorist Ringleader

Manchester, England. Whilst on a speaking tour of the midlands, pukka celebrity chef Oliver James suddenly announced to the audience that he knows where sought after terrorist mastermind Osama Bin laden is hiding. He would not elaborate on the de...
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Funny story: Liverpool to send help to Haiti

Liverpool to send help to Haiti

Liverpool are to send much needed help to the people Haiti. Eighty five shellsuited helpers from the Liverpool Supporters Club drunkenly boarded a DC10 at Liverpool Paul Ringo Lennon Airport today on a mission to provide much needed support to the a...
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Funny story: Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

In a surprise move Sunday, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, announced his retirement citing that after thousands of years of initiating pestilence, wars, catastrophes and general mayhem, he was ready for a break. "The job wears you down." the Gr...
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Funny story: Fat's Fabulous

Fat's Fabulous

Are you fat? If so then France is the country for you. The government of President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared war on thin people. He wants the French, who are normally of petite physique, to eat more and to get really fat because being fat is healt...
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Funny story: Thai Daily News 20.1.10

Thai Daily News 20.1.10

Hello, good morning and welcome to another gripping instalment of Thai Daily News. A somewhat mundane day in the capital, Bangkok, today, it has to be said, but from the remnants, here are the day's boring headlines, brought to you by our sponsors, F...
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Funny story: American Idol Only Finds 13 Decent Singers In Chicago

American Idol Only Finds 13 Decent Singers In Chicago

CHICAGO - Simon Cowell replied that if the wannabe American Idol Chicago contestants would have spent half as much time practicing their singing as they do cussing, cursing, and acting like uncivilized gang-banger punks, they might have handed out mo...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag Named America's Number One Plastic Playmate

Heidi Montag Named America's Number One Plastic Playmate

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Ex-Playboy Playmate Heidi Montag has just been named the winner of the title of America's Number One Plastic Playmate. The yearly title is bestowed on the celebrity female who has had the most plastic surgery done on her body and/...
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Funny story: The Bachelor - Vienna Endears Herself To Jake By Bungee Jumping With Him Off A Bridge

The Bachelor - Vienna Endears Herself To Jake By Bungee Jumping With Him Off A Bridge

LOS ANGELES - On the latest episode of The Bachelor, the girl who has become the one that all of the other girls despise is Vienna. But 23-year-old Vienna is no dummy. She agrees to go bungee-jumping with Jake (Pavelka), even though she is frighte...
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Funny story: Surgeon Switches Husband and Wife's Legs

Surgeon Switches Husband and Wife's Legs

A married couple visiting a New Mexico ski valley both severed their legs this past weekend while skiing and the surgeon who reattached the limbs switched the legs in a medical error. The couple, Tina and Fred Jones of Austin, Texas, who were visitin...
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Funny story: Pope Visits Synagogue, Converts to Judaism Leaving Flock of One Billion with No Religion

Pope Visits Synagogue, Converts to Judaism Leaving Flock of One Billion with No Religion

From over the Spiritual Jet Stream, we are now informed that Pope Benedict Arnold XVI (aka Double Agent # 16) made a historic visit to a Synagogue in Rome yesterday and never came out. What did ultimately emerge from the Jewish Temple was a newly min...
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Funny story: Writer of 1000 stories can't make it to Featured Writer spot

Writer of 1000 stories can't make it to Featured Writer spot

Intimate Interviews in the News - "So many stories, so little time" says a writer for TheSpoof.com She agreed to be interviewed by IIN if we did not use her real name. For lack of a better name and because we thought it was appropriate, we'll cal...
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