Funny story: Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Black Ice on Motorway Causes Exposure That Man Made Global Warming Is a Lie, Pile Up

Up to 25 cars have been involved in a pile-up on an icy motorway, despite constant propaganda that the globe is warming and it's all your fault. It is thought the vehicles skidded on a patch of black ice on the A627(M) in Oldham, but Al Gore is di...
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Funny story: Tiger's Woods Secret 'Scorecard' Discovered By Elin

Tiger's Woods Secret 'Scorecard' Discovered By Elin

Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods, was back at their Florida estate looking for things to take back to Europe with her when she found a secret drawer in Tiger's desk. Inside were several photos that caught her attention, she reported to a travel...
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Funny story: Someone Please Unplug Tila "The Tweeter" Tequila's Computer!

Someone Please Unplug Tila "The Tweeter" Tequila's Computer!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree was appearing at The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica when he was asked to comment on the Tila Tequila situation. Dupree said that he met Tila once at a rehab clinic in Redondo Beach, where he went t...
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Funny story: Taylor Limpbaugh receives Least Interesting Human in History award

Taylor Limpbaugh receives Least Interesting Human in History award

American nobody Limp Nobody-Taylor was today honored to receive the American Least Interesting Human In History award today in Little Point, Arkansasaw. Speaking at the ceremony for the uncoveted title she said: 'I just want to thank the US televi...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Reveals That She Dreams Of One Day Becoming Mrs. Taylor Lautner

Selena Gomez Reveals That She Dreams Of One Day Becoming Mrs. Taylor Lautner

RUTLAND, Vermont - Selena Gomez performed before a sell out crowd of 13,000 at Rutland's Molasses Bottle Auditorium. Afterwards she was asked by a reporter for Post-Puberty Magazine about the rumor that she and Taylor Lautner had been texting each...
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Funny story: Wyoming Bans Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep Because of "The Kiss"

Wyoming Bans Sandra Bullock and Meryl Streep Because of "The Kiss"

HOLLYWOOD - The Critic's Choice Award Show surprise of the night was provided by Sandra Bullock. The star who made a total of nine (9) movies last year tied with Meryl Streep for 'The Best Actress Award.' Both women went up on stage to receive the...
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Funny story: "Mother of 2 Has Been Kicked Off of Facebook"

"Mother of 2 Has Been Kicked Off of Facebook"

Rine Erryb, a stay-at-home mother, was struck off for taking up too much server space constantly updating her status and playing every game offered by Facebook. Her husband Bob, was relieved when they kicked her off: "The kids' diapers haven't...
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Funny story: Read, Yawn, Logoff

Read, Yawn, Logoff

Some people have come across a website that is supposedly for spoofs, lampoons and satire called TheSpoof.com, and indeed very occasionally you may come across a humourous and satirical article that makes you smile and pick up your keyboard and sharpen it up and get writing yourself - but at least 90% of the articles in this site are not only not spoofs or satire but are also poorly written and...
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Funny story: 'Light My Fire' released by The Doors with Barack Obama as the singer

'Light My Fire' released by The Doors with Barack Obama as the singer

As a tribute to arguably the greatest American rock band of all time, The Doors, the three remaining living members of that band asked President Barack Obama to be their guest singer on 'Light My Fire'. And he agreed, but like many front men in bands he insisted on changing the words to his own version of them. And here they are: 'You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a...
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Funny story: Romo Bends Over and Coughs It Up--3 Times! Cowboys LOSE! Old Guy Favre WINS!

Romo Bends Over and Coughs It Up--3 Times! Cowboys LOSE! Old Guy Favre WINS!

Led by a 40 year old farmer, the Minnesota Vikings hosted the invading Dallas Cowboys, and when the dust settled proved the only thing the Dudes from Dallas had going for them was their cheerleaders. The highly vaunted offense of the Cowboys, rej...
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Funny story: Reruns of "ALF" Put NBC Over The Top

Reruns of "ALF" Put NBC Over The Top

Burbank,Ca-Who would have thought it would come to this? After going too far in criticizing the top brass, Jay Leno gets axed, the network scrambles to replace his failing show, and the replacement goes on to get huge ratings. Reruns of the eighti...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs hired to promote immigration.

Steve Jobs hired to promote immigration.

In a desperate fight the increasing levels of Xenophobia, US president Barack Obama has hired Apple CEO Steve Jobs to help the Government fight public opinion and make the population realise that they 'want' immigration. In a cleverly arranged pre...
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Funny story: Britain declared 'full'.

Britain declared 'full'.

Home Secretary Alan Johnson has declared the UK full and ordered that the UK Border agency close all Ports with immediate effect. For years now British Daily Mail readers have been screaming from the roof tops that the UK's population was getting...
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Funny story: Airlines to Charge Fee for Wearing a Hat

Airlines to Charge Fee for Wearing a Hat

Following up their success with charging fees for carryone baggage, airlines will be imposing fees on passengers wearing hats. "It's a logical development," said a spokesman Art Farly of the Airline Fee Increase institute. "People who will pay $20...
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Funny story: Doctors Numbers Rise in Guinea-Bissau

Doctors Numbers Rise in Guinea-Bissau

New York - The president of Guinea-Bissau, one of the world's poorest countries, was proud to announce to the United Nations that "The number of doctors per capita in the country has risen steadily over the past decade." President Bunmi Olubumni s...
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Funny story: Local Man Disappointed By Dallas Cowboys

Local Man Disappointed By Dallas Cowboys

Local man Martin Shuttlecock could barely conceal his bitter disappointment this evening when he tuned in his HD TV hoping to see a movie double bill and found that the show was a sports programme featuring NFL teams Dallas Cowboys and Minnesota Viki...
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Funny story: 'UK Should Be Prepared To Go To War Over Proposed Cadbury Sale.'

'UK Should Be Prepared To Go To War Over Proposed Cadbury Sale.'

So says Glenys Greenhorn of Midlands 'Action For Chocolate' group as Cadbury's faces a hostile takeover bid by US chocolate giants Hershey. Cadbury's is a British institution, founded by the Cadbury family in the 19th century in purpose built work...
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Funny story: Write, Read, Rate

Write, Read, Rate

People everywhere are discovering a funny site on the internet, TheSpoof.com, but it was learned today that perhaps soon we may not be able to read all the funny spoofs and jokes that people are writing and sending into that site. TheSpoof.com writers depend on ratings to reach ultimate heights of their writing careers and most people who are reading all the fun spoofs don't bother to RATE the...
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Funny story: England's official 2010 World Cup song to be by The Lightning Seeds

England's official 2010 World Cup song to be by The Lightning Seeds

The FA today changed its mind and decided that England would have a World Cup song to take people's minds off their inevitable failure at winning that competition. This is it: 'Three Lions' '[spoken] Alan Hansen: I think all these foreign players dominating English clubs is bad for our game Trevor Brooking: We're just not good enough, we only won in sixty-six by a fix It won't come home...
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Funny story: Space Dog 'Laika' Spotted Approaching Dog Eat Dog World

Space Dog 'Laika' Spotted Approaching Dog Eat Dog World

Little, adorable Russian doggie, Laika, was presumed dead after his space exploration in the early 20th Century but recent observations from the Hubble Telescope have detected the 'waggledy-tailed one' coming dangerously close to an extraterrestrial...
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Funny story: It's Better the Devil You Know

It's Better the Devil You Know

Scientists studying Hell and Evil have uncovered a shocking truth: the Devil you know is probably a much nicer guy than the Devil you don't know. Listening to Kylie Minogue singing the song 'Better the Devil You Know' may not seem the most pleasan...
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Funny story: Downing Street earthquake on Monday as Jupiter and Venus cross celestial Maginot Line

Downing Street earthquake on Monday as Jupiter and Venus cross celestial Maginot Line

London - (Karmic Mess): As the zodiac's magnificent Benefics change signs in tandem on Monday the final curtain falls on the wretched House of Windsor. And with it the tyrranical Gorgon Brown pederastocracy that has appeased wannabe Tory dictator...
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Funny story: Trust not a Campbell

Trust not a Campbell

Ronald McDonald a historian from Aberdeen has been researching the history of the Campbell Clan and has a word of warning "Trust Not a Campbell". The most recent Campbell not to trust is Alastair Campbell who recently stated at the so called Iraq...
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Funny story: Kiffins Explode Onto LA Night Life Scene, Brad and Angie Sacked & Thrown for a Loss!

Kiffins Explode Onto LA Night Life Scene, Brad and Angie Sacked & Thrown for a Loss!

California's new Hot Couple, Layla & Lane Kiffin announced the opening today of their new College Enterprise, 'Layla's Lair', a swinging combination of Hooters, The New Oasis Bar & Grill in the UK, and The Penthouse Club. The dynamic cou...
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Funny story: All Night Long

All Night Long

Taoism, the Chinese dualistic philosophy, dates back to 2,000 BC. It symbolizes pairs of opposites consisting of Yin (dark side) and Yang (light side) observed in the universe, such as good vs. evil, love vs. hate, light vs. dark etc. Incidentally, Carl Gustav Jung (1875 - 1961), a Swiss psychiatrist, gives us the 'principle of opposites'. An instance of which is when we think of our wealthy old a...
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Funny story: Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

Julio Iglesias Says He Quit Having Sex Like A Rabbit Years Ago

During a performance in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Julio Iglesias told the audience that he had abandoned "rabbit sex" fifteen years ago. The famous lover had quite a reputation, but he says it is no longer true. He had earlier told an audience in Monterr...
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Funny story: Haiti earthquake was really an Al Qaeda "Suicide Submarine" nuke attack!

Haiti earthquake was really an Al Qaeda "Suicide Submarine" nuke attack!

Shocking news is seeping out of Haiti that the earthquake was actually no earthquake at all! Aid workers in Haiti saw 2 slightly fried, marine, Al Qaeda turbans drifting towards the beach with "The Great one" written on the front and "Bin Laden so...
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Funny story: In Twilight Eclipse, Malia Obama May Have Walk-On Part

In Twilight Eclipse, Malia Obama May Have Walk-On Part

Barack and Michelle's oldest daughter Malia may have a wish come true before long as she has been invited to a walk-on role as an extra in the June, 2010 movie, Twilight Eclipse. "She is really excited", stated the First Lady, Michelle. "This has...
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Funny story: Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Eerie goings on revealed in the world of professional football as Cristiano Ronaldo's career strangely echoes that of David Beckham. Beckham became a star at Manchester United, and won a Champion's League medal, as did Cristiano Ronaldo, who took...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Zac Efron Pencilled In For 'Exorcist' Remake

Producers of the eagerly awaited remake of 1974 horror classic 'The Exorcist' have pencilled in three of Hollywood's leading lights to star in the project. There is widespread speculation that several other Hollywood teen idols are being looked at by...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Says He Dislikes Honey

Winnie the Pooh Says He Dislikes Honey

Famed children's book character and movie star Winnie the Pooh says he dislikes honey. "I never liked the stuff and I feel I am now old enough to say so," Winnie told reporters outside his Forest Hills home. Honey protestors who have long thought...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse "Trapped In Massive Spunk Bubble"

Amy Winehouse "Trapped In Massive Spunk Bubble"

Fire Crews were called to Amy Winehouse's house in Camden, yesterday morning, after a very inquisitive peeping tom reported seeing the infamous drug addict trapped in a spunk bubble to the emergency services. The filth bag, who wished to rename an...
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Funny story: Did Brad Pitt Have The Brad Pitts?

Did Brad Pitt Have The Brad Pitts?

Speculation in Hollywood increased today as rumours began to circulate that Brad Pitt had come down with a case of the Brad Pitts. Pitt failed to show up for several appointments in the Greater LA area, where a number of reputable journalists clai...
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Funny story: CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

He started off cool and detached in the CBB house, frequently being the sole voice of reason in a sea of insanity, but the cracks in Vinnie Jones's composure are beginning to show, leading to bookies slashing the odds on him nutting a housemate from...
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Funny story: 'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

'Jihad! The Musical' Opens To Lukewarm Reviews.

One of the most eagerly awaited musical productions to hit the West End stage in years was given a lukewarm reception by critics and audience members alike, who gave the show an almost unanimous thumbs down. The story focuses on bungling terrorist...
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Funny story: 'Naked' And 'Sex' Are Hot Topics Says Beyonce - Cheryl Cole Agrees

'Naked' And 'Sex' Are Hot Topics Says Beyonce - Cheryl Cole Agrees

At last. It's official. 'Naked' and 'Sex' can come out of the closet without fear of reprisals because they are HOT TOPICS, as was confirmed tonight by Beyonce, and seconded by Cheryl Cole. This applies even moreso on satirical websites and on sea...
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Funny story: Cat Killed By Fatal Gunshot, Not Curiosity

Cat Killed By Fatal Gunshot, Not Curiosity

The saying "Curiosity killed the cat" was today put to rest as the autopsy of North Dakota cat Richard Hopkins was released today. "I've called this press conference today to announce that cat Richard Hopkins was killed by one fatal gunshot to th...
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Funny story: Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

Naked Breast Pics To Be Axed By Tabloids

For over thirty years now, the British tabloid press have been entertaining the working men of Britain with topless photographs of nubile nymphettes, usually tucked just inside the front page on page 3 or page 5 or in some instances, on every single...
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Funny story: London To Be Awarded NFL Franchise?

London To Be Awarded NFL Franchise?

Breaking news appears to suggest that talks are at an advanced stage between NFL officials and a London consortium with a view to awarding London an NFL franchise. Our insider told us that should this scenario become a reality, the London team wil...
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Funny story: Tattooed Lady Disappears In Comic Book Store

Tattooed Lady Disappears In Comic Book Store

The world's most tattooed lady, Loretta Louella MacSpanky sparked a massive police operation today when she went missing in DC Marvel's Comic Book Store in Bogart, Georgia. Her distraught husband Hank MacSpanky, still deeply shocked by events, tol...
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