Funny story: Alien Invasion Leek'd On Twitter. World On High Alert.

Alien Invasion Leek'd On Twitter. World On High Alert.

People all over the world are reported to be hiding in underground bunkers and military bases as reports of a alien invasion hit the media this morning. Two aliens said to have joined the popular networking site Twitter, leek'd information of a co-or...
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Funny story: Has Jordan Dumped Alex Reid AGAIN?

Has Jordan Dumped Alex Reid AGAIN?

As tranny cage fighter Alex Reid was telling his CBB housemates how deeply in love with Jordan he is, and how much she means to him, press speculation increased suggesting that she'd dumped him yet again! The rumour mill went into overdrive today...
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Funny story: Pat Robertson Offers "Curse Passes" On 700 Club

Pat Robertson Offers "Curse Passes" On 700 Club

The Reverend Pat Robertson has announced on his 700 Club program that he will be selling "Curse Passes" to his viewers. "We have seen in Haiti the havoc that can be reaped by God when a land is cursed. Therefore, we have reached a deal with God and w...
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Funny story: Fred "the Shred" Goodwin starts new job

Fred "the Shred" Goodwin starts new job

Disgraced incompetent cockmuncher Fred Goodwin who singlehandledly rogered the nation (this is all my opinion, you understand), and left the Royal Bank of Scotland more f*cked than a Canvey Island Primary School girl on a Saturday Night, has been hir...
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Funny story: Psycho film to be remade

Psycho film to be remade

The award winning Alfred Hitchcock movie Psycho is to be remade with a few surprise changes. The Bates Motel is to be called Browns Motel run by a character called Gordon Brown. The female thief in the shower scene is to be a character called Susa...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Promises 'Wild Performance' On Oprah, Tuesday

Adam Lambert Promises 'Wild Performance' On Oprah, Tuesday

Adam Lambert will make a guest appearance on 'Oprah' this Tuesday from what we hear from some of his friends. Let's hope they don't cut out any of it. No camera tricks during performance. "I promised Oprah no humping on some guy's butt during the...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Will Take Over For Charlie Sheen In Two & A Half Men

Rosie O'Donnell Will Take Over For Charlie Sheen In Two & A Half Men

With all the marriage and family problems coming out his wazzoo, Charlie Sheen has asked to leave the popular television series, "Two & A Half Men". "I got too much on my plate", Sheen was overheard to tell the shows producers. "So I'm going t...
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Funny story: President Obama Calls Rush Limbaugh An Idiot

President Obama Calls Rush Limbaugh An Idiot

After his speech on sending funds to Haiti Saturday, President Obama answered a question hurled from the reporters on the way out. "What about Rush Limbaugh's statement on aid to Haiti?" In response the President simply yelled, "Rush Limbaugh i...
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Funny story: US Mint Offers Service Industry State Quarter Collection. "A Salute to Low Pay, Long Hours, Crappy Benefits, and Non Transferable Skills."

US Mint Offers Service Industry State Quarter Collection. "A Salute to Low Pay, Long Hours, Crappy Benefits, and Non Transferable Skills."

Philadelphia, PA: Officials from the United States Mint announced today the inception of a new commemorative quarter program based on the popular "50 States Quarter Collection." The program, already expanded to include all United States' soverei...
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Funny story: Cult emerge from their hiding places

Cult emerge from their hiding places

The Global Warming Cult have emerged from their hiding places now that the freezing period we have experienced for the past few weeks is coming to an end. Many people see Al Gore as the leader of the cult so they will be pleased to know that he ha...
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Funny story: Obama fury as 'pants' bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab names Prince William

Obama fury as 'pants' bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab names Prince William

Washington - (Pie-in-the-Sky): CIA director Leon Panetta may be due for a Wall Street-sized $$$s New Year bonus following the phenomenally successful interrogation of Detroit 'pants' bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. A top flight two year probe in...
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Funny story: The Doors rerelease 'The Unknown Snowman' for their British fans as a tribute to the end of the cold weather spell there

The Doors rerelease 'The Unknown Snowman' for their British fans as a tribute to the end of the cold weather spell there

The Doors classic song 'The Unknown Snowman' from the album 'Waiting For The Sun and a Bit of Heat, Mate' was rereleased today, and here are the lyrics: 'Wait until the snow has all gone And we're both a bit warmer The unknown snowman Breakfast where the weather is read Television licence fees that get bled Unknown Taffie with hair that's red Snowflake strikes the dustman's head And...
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Funny story: First Lady "Flashed" her Husband in Oval Office

First Lady "Flashed" her Husband in Oval Office

Michelle Obama was in the news yesterday for flashing the President, (her husband). Michelle happened to be walking past the Oval Office just as President Obama looked up from the pile of papers on his desk that he was signing. "He had this cut...
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Funny story: Fuel Economy - A Case Study

Fuel Economy - A Case Study

Friends of my son Kevin and he went out for the evening recently. They had a designated driver, were safe and had a lot of fun together. One of them, reported the next day on FaceBook exactly how much he drank. He claimed six 32 ounce and three 24 ounce beers. I got to thinking... By my calculations, (6x32) + (3x24) = 264 fluid ounces. There are 128 fluid ounces to a gallon = 2.0625 gallons...
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Funny story: Gods Aid To Haiti Caught In Grid Lock At Capitals Airport, Sent Back

Gods Aid To Haiti Caught In Grid Lock At Capitals Airport, Sent Back

As the aid for the injured, homeless and starving people floods into the airport at Haiti's capital, there have been wide reports of grid lock for the aid getting out to the people of Haiti. Some of the supplies have even been sent back as part...
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Funny story: Frosty The Snowman is Dead

Frosty The Snowman is Dead

Frosty The Snowman is Dead he died last night in Glasgow after returning from China where the 9 million Snowflakes that landed in Beijing had melted. He arrived in London yesterday and had travelled up to Glasgow where he was on route to Aviemore...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's New Hairdo Helps Her Snag Orlando Bloom

Kate Gosselin's New Hairdo Helps Her Snag Orlando Bloom

Kate Gosselin of the old Jon and Kate Plus 8 reality show was in town looking for a deal on a brand new SUV. Kate was told that if you buy a vehicle in Detroit you can save as much as $3,000. She added that since her divorce she is on a tight budg...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods Enters A Rehab Clinic In Mississippi, Far, Far Away From Sexy, Foxy, Money-Hungry Women

Tiger Woods has finally agreed to enter a rehab center to deal with his groin problem of just not being able to keep "Little Tiger" in his pants. Tiger has checked into The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic where he will remain for three...
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Funny story: The Real Dope on British Men and Flat Chested Women

The Real Dope on British Men and Flat Chested Women

In a shocking study of British Men and Women, Sexopsychologists from the Bronze Tush Institute have concluded that 33% of British men are in fact, gay. Within the study, it was found that 17% of men in the UK find large breasts a complete turnoff...
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Funny story: Withdrawal Of Porn From Internet Makes The Super Information Highway A Wasteland.

Withdrawal Of Porn From Internet Makes The Super Information Highway A Wasteland.

With the announcement last week of all porn sites withdrawing there content from the internet, it seems the Super Information Highway has become a wasteland. The enormous gap left by the content being deleted has been "impossible to fill" says loc...
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Funny story: 'Disco Is Dead' Says Local New Jersey Man

'Disco Is Dead' Says Local New Jersey Man

A local New Jersey man, 43y.o Garth Rodgers said to have "hit the disco clubs" last night was left in shock when he entered a local club. "I could not believe what i saw! Almost every woman had a mini skirt and a tight top. You could almost see t...
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Funny story: Harriet Harman Involved In Drunken Uproar

Harriet Harman Involved In Drunken Uproar

Harriet Harman came under the rather furious glare of the spotlight last night, after she was caught wandering around the House Of Commons shouting obscenities at visiting dignitaries. In further revelations, it is believed that she tried to use t...
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Funny story: The citizens will be the big winners in 2010

The citizens will be the big winners in 2010

The citizens will be the big winners in 2010 and Obamacare will be the final straw that breaks Harry Reid's back. He will attempt still another devious abuse of the Senate rules out of view of the American people and this time it will backfire. H...
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Funny story: Lane Kiffin Says: The Only Reason I Left Tennessee Was So My Wife Could be a Cheerleader at USC!

Lane Kiffin Says: The Only Reason I Left Tennessee Was So My Wife Could be a Cheerleader at USC!

Stories continue to unfold about the mysterious and late night defection of University of Tennessee Football coach Lane Kiffin to football powerhouse, USC. Details of Gypsy Coach Kiffin's contract at USC reveal some surprising perks never before...
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Funny story: Police Break Up Computer Porn Ring

Police Break Up Computer Porn Ring

San Francisco CA: SFPD vice officers raided a computer service center owned by a computer geek named Mr. Newsom. When the police first entered the shop they found Mr. Newsom was playing with a dongle. There were various sizes of used floppy's lay...
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Funny story: Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

An obese UK man from Sunderland has been hired to help a local butcher shop produce its own brand of pork scratchings with a twist. After spending years of outsourcing its pork scratchings, Hank Bacon decided that there must have been a cheaper wa...
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Funny story: Parenthood Organisation Closes It's Doors

Parenthood Organisation Closes It's Doors

Predicted Pregnancy, a low or no-cost organization mostly utilized by teens to avoid unwanted pregnancies has closed. A spokesperson for the organization that wished not to be identified said Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah who has often said he wou...
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Funny story: Business Destroyed By Ice Cube

Business Destroyed By Ice Cube

A man in Bracknell has taken his local watering hole to court over alleged misleading information of a drink he was served. The Blue Boar served Daniel Wagstaff a rum and coke at approximately 9:37pm on Friday night. The barmaid asked if he would...
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Funny story: Airport scanner reveals man's third butt cheek

Airport scanner reveals man's third butt cheek

TSA suspend two airport screeners after they were caught making posters of a man that appeared through the scanner to have three butt cheeks. The cellulite challenged man who boarded a flight to Boise Idaho and was never informed that he was a c...
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Funny story: Obama Admits Acting Competently on Haiti Solely to Annoy His Critics

Obama Admits Acting Competently on Haiti Solely to Annoy His Critics

U.S. President Barack Obama admitted today that he responded swiftly and competently to the disaster in Haiti solely for the purpose of annoying his critics. "My first impulse was to go have birthday cake with John McCain," Obama told reporters, "...
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Funny story: Officials Discover Al Qaeda Operating Rogue Aviation Network: Low Fares but Horrible Safety Record

Officials Discover Al Qaeda Operating Rogue Aviation Network: Low Fares but Horrible Safety Record

TIMBUKTU, Mali - In early 2008, an official at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors detailing the most significant development in aircraft usage since 2001: al Qaeda has been operating a rogue aviation network. Fran...
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