Funny story: Moorview Institution Goes Into Overdrive In 100k Bid

Moorview Institution Goes Into Overdrive In 100k Bid

Inmates at the Moorview Institution For The Criminally Insane, also known as the Spoof writing stable had their computer keyboards literally smoking tonight as they pounded out a phenomenal number of Spoof news stories in response to Administrative E...
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Funny story: The Pope Reveals The Fourth Secret of Fatima

The Pope Reveals The Fourth Secret of Fatima

Pope Benedict was able to reveal the Fourth Secret of Fatima today. This news comes as a long-awaited vision revealed to three girls in 1971 when the Blessed Virgin Mary showed them what is going to to the Roman Catholic Church at the end of the age.
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Funny story: 2% Contributor Goes Without Sleep For A Week In 100k Story Drive

2% Contributor Goes Without Sleep For A Week In 100k Story Drive

Deluded Spoof writer Skoob1999 today revealed that he has gone without sleep for a week in order to chip in his contribution to Spoof Administrator Mark Lowton's rallying cry for 100k stories by the website's 10th birthday in 2011. Skoob, who is r...
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Funny story: Identity Thief Bags More Than He Bargained For

Identity Thief Bags More Than He Bargained For

In a twist of divine intervention, an identity thief got a little more than he bargained for this week. Carl Blimp, 36 of Cheshire, had been stealing people's identities since 2004. It is believed he has stolen over £32,000 in this time, through...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Now Claims Hawaiian Birth Certificate Destroyed In Pearl Harbor Bombing

Barack Obama Now Claims Hawaiian Birth Certificate Destroyed In Pearl Harbor Bombing

December 7th, 1941...the day that would live in infamy....the day that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor....and apparently the day that President Barack Obama's birth certificate was destroyed in a hospital fire. Obama, who claims that he was born...
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Funny story: Unicorns Forced To Lower Standards Due To Lack of Virgins

Unicorns Forced To Lower Standards Due To Lack of Virgins

Unicorns have admitted that they will be forced to lower their standards for the foreseeable future due to the lack of virgins available in our current culture. Unicorns, as a rule, have only come to virgin girls and only allowed themselves to be ri...
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Funny story: Man With No Feet Upset That Devil Won't Buy His Sole

Man With No Feet Upset That Devil Won't Buy His Sole

Dickie Ferguson of Perth lost his legs in an industrial accident in 1998. Since then, he has been unable to locate steady employment and has been in near constant pain. The former construction worker is now upset that he can't even make a bargain w...
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Funny story: Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Hollywood Starlets Send Donations To Victims Left Homeless By Haiti Earthquake

Donations have been pouring into relief shelters all over the world to be shipped to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. That catastophe, which may claim as many as 100,000 lives, is bringing out the charitable giver in people all over the globe...
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Funny story: TV Station Announces New Reality Show: Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson

TV Station Announces New Reality Show: Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson

Down-with-the-kids TV has announced that a new reality gameshow will debut on the former music video network in early March. "Win a Bubblebath With Jessica Simpson" will be seen weekly on Fridays at ten p.m. E.S.T. and is expected to build a softeni...
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Funny story: Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall

Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall

It was mass confusion yesterday on the third floor of the New Yorker 2 Hotel when a chase scene right out of a movie appeared before the startled eyes of the people on the third floor. Susan Boyle, who is afraid of heights and has trouble with ele...
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Funny story: Owen Coyle Moved To Get Closer To Comedy Idol

Owen Coyle Moved To Get Closer To Comedy Idol

Former Burnley manager Owen Coyle today revealed the real reason behind his move from Burnley to Bolton Wanderers - He wanted to get closer to his comedy idol, Peter Kay. Coyle also revealed that he turned down a summer move to Celtic because it w...
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Funny story: The Simpsons celebrate 20 years, The Spoof 200 (hours)!

The Simpsons celebrate 20 years, The Spoof 200 (hours)!

What's in a funny series? Satire, cynicism, rudeness, pornography, ugly wife, ugly sisters, ugly children, racist overtones, gay uncles, priests, God, Allah and Jesus, a certain recipe for success. No readers we're not talking about the Simpsons,...
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Funny story: Meerkats Evicted From Meerkat Manor

Meerkats Evicted From Meerkat Manor

The world famous meerkats from the TV series Meerkat Manor were dramatically evicted this morning by a big Afrikaaner for non payment of rent. Johannes VanBastard turned up at the underground manor and told the meerkats in no uncertain terms to sl...
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Funny story: T-Bagger Hoax: Is Really Trojan Horse Of Civic Action Group

T-Bagger Hoax: Is Really Trojan Horse Of Civic Action Group

In what may be the year's biggest political news, leaked internal memos show that Civic Action Group is the real force behind the T-Bagger movement! A memo titled: Project Trojan Horse, Destroying The Republican Party, was developed in early 2009...
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Funny story: Thousands of Voodoo Dolls of Gordon Brown Wanted

Thousands of Voodoo Dolls of Gordon Brown Wanted

Thousands of people are looking for Voodoo Dolls of Gordon Brown after a news report in The Spoof about a man called Gordon Brown who has a Voodoo Doll of his namesake Gordon Brown who resides at 10 Downing Street in London. An occult shop in Lond...
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Funny story: Scientists say mystery object whizzing past Earth possibly intelligent alien probe from distant planet. Vatican says it is the presence of "God"

Scientists say mystery object whizzing past Earth possibly intelligent alien probe from distant planet. Vatican says it is the presence of "God"

WASHINGTON: Scientist are almost sure that the mystery object from space that whizzed close by Earth on Wednesday was quite possibly an alien probe sent from another planet to study Earth. The head of the observatory searching for alien life said:...
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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Conjoined Twins Con Twins who are not Conjoined

Two little bastards - who also happen to be Conjoined Twins - have been going around the place conning twins who are not conjoined into doing stupid limbo dances and then, when distracted, they steal their milk money. Mary and Mary Jones - known l...
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Funny story: Local Man Afraid To Go To Bed

Local Man Afraid To Go To Bed

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock tonight caused a bit of a domestic hoo-hah when he flatly refused to go to bed because he feared he would be abducted and anally probed by space aliens from a distant planet in a flying saucer. Wife, Anne, tried to ca...
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Funny story: Google threaten to buy China!

Google threaten to buy China!

In a shock response to Chinese infiltration of activisits E-Mails, Google have put in an outrageous bid to buy China, lock, stock and barrel. Google are in uproar because of the lack of privacy, infiltration, spying and bugging of Google clients i...
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Funny story: Identical twins 'joined at the penis' marry identical twins with shared vagina!

Identical twins 'joined at the penis' marry identical twins with shared vagina!

London - (Ass Mess): "Well, the wedding night was a complete disaster," conjoined twin Maisie Throttlehotter complained bitterly. The 21 year old was replying to reporters' questions about the failure of her 24 hour marriage to conjoined twins Rex...
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Funny story: The Universe: Gods paper weight.

The Universe: Gods paper weight.

It was released today that NASA scientists with the use of there brand new trillion dollar telescope have reveled the mysteries of the universe. As we have all noticed the absence of God, scientist now tell us that the whole universe is a paper weigh...
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Funny story: Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Gerrard, Carragher And Torres Hand In Transfer Requests

Under fire Liverpool were today dealt another crushing body blow as their three star players all handed in transfer requests, Mickey McWhack writes. During a disastrous season which has seen the once mighty Reds CRASH! out of the Champions League,...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson's Secret Affair

Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson's Secret Affair

News had recently been released that American Idol judges Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson have been having a secret affair for roughly 3 months. Says fellow judge Kara Dioguardi, "I walked into the audition room this morning to find them making out o...
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Funny story: Pat Robertson Admits His Deal With Satan

Pat Robertson Admits His Deal With Satan

Billionaire evangelist Pat Robertson admitted today that he made a deal with Satan for worldly success. "You ask how I know that the Haitians made a deal with the devil?" he said to his radio audience, "Well it's because the Devil Himself told me.
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Funny story: Cute little Squirrels want to live in your house

Cute little Squirrels want to live in your house

The cute little squirrel that you have been hand feeding in your back yard has now multiplied 100 times and is looking for food and shelter. According to biology studies on these mammals if something isn't done to stop their breeding our homes wi...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ's Autobiography a Best Seller

Jesus Christ's Autobiography a Best Seller

Jesus Christ's autobiography has leapt straight to the top of the charts after a whirlwind publicity tour that involved random appearances of his face on slices of toast and shit stains on toilet cubicle doors. 'Jesus: My Shit Life So Far' has bro...
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Funny story: Vatican Says "Avatar" Is Dangerous To Children

Vatican Says "Avatar" Is Dangerous To Children

The Vatican newspaper and radio station have called the film "Avatar" simplistic, and criticized it for promoting the worship of nature as a substitute for religion. Vatican Radio stated that even if the movie is in 3D and a breakthrough in filmi...
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Funny story: Britney Spears To Play Member Of Bush Family In New Movie

Britney Spears To Play Member Of Bush Family In New Movie

Latest news out of Hollywood today is that Britney Spears has signed to play one of the Bush family in a new movie coming to your town this fall. So far, no one knows whose member she will play but she is excited about the part. "I have been da...
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Funny story: Straight Talk with the Devil

Straight Talk with the Devil

In the news today we find out where Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh find the source of their reports, yes that's right it's the Devil. Pat Robertson spilled the beans by reporting this himself. It seems the aging minister knows the Devil personal...
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Funny story: New Brunswick Premier to undergo psychiatric assessment

New Brunswick Premier to undergo psychiatric assessment

Rumors are circulating throughout New Brunswick today that Premier Shawn Graham may be undergoing an intensive psychiatric assessment under the province's mental health act. Under the act anyone exhibiting behavior believed to be dangerous to them...
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Funny story: American Idol Has Found The Next Kellie Pickler - Vanessa Wolfe

American Idol Has Found The Next Kellie Pickler - Vanessa Wolfe

ATLANTA - American Idol never fails to deliver. For those individuals who have been wondering who is going to be the next Kellie Pickler, well you can stop wondering. Simon Cowell and company have found her. She's 19-year-old Tennessee girl Vaness...
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Funny story: Battered Brits Braced For Floods As Snow Melts

Battered Brits Braced For Floods As Snow Melts

A warning of severe flooding in low lying areas was issued today as the heavy snowfall of the "Big Freeze" starts to thaw. For beleaguered, battered, and bewildered Brits, such a scenario would be just the latest in a catalogue of ruinous events.
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Funny story: Robot Wife Programme Scrapped

Robot Wife Programme Scrapped

Engineers at Japanese electronics giant Hayagorraleet Corporation announced that all research into a functional robotic wife doll would be scrapped with immediate effect, despite scientists achieving massive breakthroughs in producing synthetic robot...
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Funny story: US Rushes Mispronounciations To Haiti

US Rushes Mispronounciations To Haiti

The USA, which after nearly 500 years of English settlement has still to learn how to spell English correctly, today announced it was rushing mispronounciations of place names to Haiti in the Caribbean Sea. Spotting a reason to make his feeble Pre...
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Funny story: Rafa Plays It Cool - Remains Defiant

Rafa Plays It Cool - Remains Defiant

Rafa Benitez displayed a blatantly defiant front at an Anfield press conference this morning following his Liverpool team's embarrassing home FA Cup exit at the hands of lowly Reading, which saw the home team booed off the pitch at full time by their...
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Funny story: Local Man Abducted And 'Probed' By Aliens

Local Man Abducted And 'Probed' By Aliens

It's Homer Simpson's worst nightmare in the ever popular, long running TV cartoon series - being abducted and 'probed' by Alien invaders. And it became a horrific reality for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, just last night. It was a normal evening...
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Funny story: Katy Perry Denies Pregnancy

Katy Perry Denies Pregnancy

Following the recent media storm about the couple's whirlwind romance, reports of Katy Perry's pregnancy were vehemently denied by both Perry and new beau, Russell Brand. Though she can be seen with the hint of a bulge just above the belt line, ac...
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Funny story: Major Earthquake Levels Pat Robertson's House

Major Earthquake Levels Pat Robertson's House

Weird, South Carolina-- A major earthquake registering 6.66 on the Rictor Scale destroyed the house of Reverend Pat Robertson early today. The unusual quake struck just before dawn and only affected the minister's house. No injuries were reported.
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Funny story: A Crisis of Monumenal Proportions Hits UK As Supplies of Stella Artois Run Down Causing Panic Buying, Hoarding & Angst Amongst Spoof Staff!

A Crisis of Monumenal Proportions Hits UK As Supplies of Stella Artois Run Down Causing Panic Buying, Hoarding & Angst Amongst Spoof Staff!

There is frenzied activity seen everywhere in this naval port city that not only survives on tourism, but the inordinate amount of Beer consumed by it's residents influenced by it's history of Hard Drinking Pirates, as it was announced there is a sho...
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Funny story: Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

Another Simon Cowell DNA secret shattered as Victoria Beckham joins American Idol gravy train

New York - (Faux News): Last week he laughed off DNA swab reports that he'd fathered desperate wannabe celeb Cheryl Tweedy Cole. And today Simon Cowell is equally nonchalant as another 'secret' daughter joined him on the American Idle (sic) gravy...
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Funny story: Pat Robertson Blames Economy on 2002 Bush Wanking Incident

Pat Robertson Blames Economy on 2002 Bush Wanking Incident

Spilling the details of a private conversation had between himself and former president George W. Bush, Pat Robertson tells reporters that the current economic state is a result of God's punishment for Bush enjoying a personal "Wank" in the privacy o...
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Funny story: Jesus Returns!

Jesus Returns!

It has been reported that the lord, Jesus Christ, has come back to life once again, to watch the Fifa World Cup. It was always known that Jesus was a fan of football and it was even once reported that he had taugh Ronaldinho how to do a kick-up, but...
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Funny story: Davina McCall Forcibly Removed From Outside Suburban House

Davina McCall Forcibly Removed From Outside Suburban House

Irritating TV presenter Davina McCall was today forcibly removed by police officers from the road outside a detached residence in suburban Bromley, Kent. It is believed that an injunction was granted to the residence's owners to the effect that Ms...
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Funny story: China Bans Cooking Sites on Google Search

China Bans Cooking Sites on Google Search

Added to a long list of what Chinese officials deem to offensive or morally corrupt web sites, all web sites and content related to western cooking will be banned as well. Announced yesterday during a scheduled and translated news conference, Prem...
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Funny story: Kate McCann tests DNA positive for Susan Greenfield's daughter

Kate McCann tests DNA positive for Susan Greenfield's daughter

London - (Gonads): The Rothley GP has brushed aside reports that ousted Royal Institution director Barrenness (sic) Greenfield is her birth mother. "That's about as daft as rumors that Gerry McCann is Gorgon Brown's son, haha," spokesman Clarence...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas Named as the New Spiderman

Nick Jonas Named as the New Spiderman

Following yesterday's press release in which Tobey Maguire was dropped from the Marvel Comics franchise, Nick Jonas was officially announced as the new Spiderman. Inking a three picture deal, Jonas and his agent were pleased with the opportunity t...
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Funny story: Mr Ed the talking horse talks about all weather racing

Mr Ed the talking horse talks about all weather racing

Mr Ed the famous talking horse has spoken out about all weather racing. We spoke to Mr Ed yesterday at the all weather track at Southwell but he asked us to keep his racing name secret just in case his trainer finds out. "Problem I will tell you...
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Funny story: Snow Causing Trouble for Celebrities

Snow Causing Trouble for Celebrities

The recent bad weather that has swept the United Kingdom for the past few weeks has caused trouble for many celebrities who are currently in England. Many American celebrities who were visiting England for many different reasons have become stuck in the country. The first celebrity with a problem is Madonna. Madonna has been begging to be a British citizen and has always tried to say that she i...
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Funny story: Man uses Voodoo Doll of Gordon Brown

Man uses Voodoo Doll of Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown uses a Voodoo Doll of Gordon Brown. No its not what you think the first Gordon Brown is a struggling unemployed guy from Paisley in renfrewshire who lost his job when he was made redundant and the second Gordon Brown is unelected Prime...
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Funny story: Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Vampire Finally Arrives In Whitby - Mocks Twilight Movies

Renowned Transylvanian vampire, Nosferatu, aka Max Shreck, finally arrived in the Yorkshire port of Whitby last night after an arduous sea crossing on a sailing ship which left the crew dead, and the Captain, also dead, lashed to the wheel. As ass...
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Funny story: Controversy Over New Public Designer Urinals

Controversy Over New Public Designer Urinals

Furious exchanges between local councillors marred last night's council meeting at Heavington Town Hall, with local Conservatives branding leading Labour councillor Bob Coalmerchant a left wing loony. The row erupted after the labour council spent...
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Funny story: Sol Campbell Arsenal Captain Again

Sol Campbell Arsenal Captain Again

Sol Campbell, the football journeyman who recently left League Two side Notts County, has returned to the place of his former glories, Arsenal, and is to be made team captain again. Campbell, who left Arsenal for Portsmouth in 2006, became a 'firm...
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Funny story: OAP In Bus Stop Bust Up

OAP In Bus Stop Bust Up

For resident Heavington OAP Mollie McGarrigle, what should have been a routine trip to the post office to collect her pension and a trip to the butcher's for a ham shank and a neck of lamb turned into a nightmare as she went to catch the bus back to...
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Funny story: Hell in Haiti God fails to turn up again

Hell in Haiti God fails to turn up again

Thousands Dead many thousands more buried in the rubble after the devastating earthquake that has brought such suffering to the poor people of Haiti. Bodies litter the street and people who did survive have found that their houses have been reduce...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial

Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Taylor Lautner has agreed to film a public service condom commercial with his ex-girlfriend country singer Taylor Swift. Both Taylor's agreed to do the commercial, which is entirely sanc...
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Funny story: Local Man Mistaken For Robert Pattinson

Local Man Mistaken For Robert Pattinson

For local man, Martin Shuttlecock, it should have been a routine visit to the local supermarket to stock up on winter essentials. Being a sensible individual, Shuttlecock dressed sensibly in his best winter attire, topped off with a woolly hat and a...
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Funny story: President Obama Finds His Birth Certificate In Hawaii

President Obama Finds His Birth Certificate In Hawaii

HONOLULU - The president of the United States Barack Obama has informed the media, the press, and the paparazzi that they can all rest now for he has finally found his birth certificate. The president said that he had received an anonymous text me...
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Funny story: New Dan Brown Book - 'The Satiricon Code' - Details Leaked.

New Dan Brown Book - 'The Satiricon Code' - Details Leaked.

Prominent players in the world of international publishing gave mixed reactions to the news that an insider had leaked the basic plot of Dan Brown's new novel 'The Satiricon Code' to the news media. Any new release from Dan Brown tends to turn the...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus , Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Appear In New Reality Show Called "We Were Just 17"

Miley Cyrus , Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Appear In New Reality Show Called "We Were Just 17"

HOLLYWOOD - Teenage music queens Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato have all been signed to star in the new reality show on the Teen Girl Network (TGN) called We Were Just 17. Miley said that the title was taken from a line in the Beatles...
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Funny story: Zac and Vanessa Invite Kristen and Robert To Their Luxurious Resort In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Zac and Vanessa Invite Kristen and Robert To Their Luxurious Resort In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have invited Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to visit them in their luxurious Mexican mansion resort located down in Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. Efron and Hudgens have leased the man...
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Funny story: Sex dolls cause major job losses for hookers world wide

Sex dolls cause major job losses for hookers world wide

As the ever expanding world of technology continues to grow, so to are the fields it crosses. In this latest case it seems technology has found itself at home again in the sex industry. This time it seems to not be for the benefit of women but for me...
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Funny story: F word, P word, N word

F word, P word, N word

There are so many people that are offended by the F word and the N word and P word said a high school teacher recently to her class that "we should think up new words to mean those words but do not literally, actually USE the offending word", she said. She looked out over her class of snickering 10th graders and announced, "This is your assignment for tomorrow". The next day as the class shu...
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Funny story: Eiffel Tower renamed

Eiffel Tower renamed

It has just been reported, that a Taco chain has just bought up rights to the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France and are preparing to renovate it to resemble a large taco. The people of this beautiful,romantic city are in tears and standing around wrin...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Hugh has turned his pet twins loose and now is down to a single Miss December, Centerfold. "None of those women ever meant anything to me as far as I can remember, which is day before yesterday", Hefner told UP2. "I still have errrr whats-her-ass...
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