Funny story: Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.

Gordon Brown And Barack Obama To Release Single.

In a bizarre twist of cultural hype, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama have joined together and released a single, in the hopes of garnering an unprecedented UK and US joint number 1. Taking inspiration from Rage Against The Machine grabbing the highl...
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Funny story: Patriots Lose, Tom Brady Wears Black Underwear

Patriots Lose, Tom Brady Wears Black Underwear

The New England Patriots 33-14 loss to the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs eliminates the chance for a possible fourth Super Bowl for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Viewers who tuned in to watch this gridiron battle noted Tom Brady's obviously black...
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Funny story: NBC Playing Musical Talk Shows: Leno Moving To 11:35 P.M., O'Brien Moving To 12:35 A.M., and Fallon Moving To 2:35 A.M.

NBC Playing Musical Talk Shows: Leno Moving To 11:35 P.M., O'Brien Moving To 12:35 A.M., and Fallon Moving To 2:35 A.M.

LOS ANGELES - NBC, the Peacock Network, is trying very hard to get rid of its "NoBodyCares.web" slogan. In it's latest attempt it has decided to take its three late night talk shows and play musical chairs. Jay Leno, the king of the chins, wil...
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Funny story: Republicans Tout Healthcare Plan

Republicans Tout Healthcare Plan

House Republican leader John Boehner of Ohio today announced his party's plan for sweeping healthcare reform. "It's a no-brainer," said Boehner. "It takes the best parts found in the Democrats' plan and weds them to ours. This will put to rest al...
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Funny story: All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption. "A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds," sai...
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Funny story: Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

LALAPANZI, Zimbabwe - The producers for the Zimbabwean version of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here which only aired one show are still in shock. The ten Zimbabwean celebrities were flown into the lost jungle known as The Great Fufamusa Yum Yum...
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Funny story: Bouncing at Beachy Head

Bouncing at Beachy Head

The notorious East Sussex suicide spot Beachy Head has claimed a number of lives over the years and has even seen a voluntary patrol on a part-time basis. In a recent Cabinet meeting which was attended by representatives of local police, rescue se...
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Funny story: Corrupt child support official can't be bothered

Corrupt child support official can't be bothered

The head of Legal Enforcement for child support, Mr Banal Portaloo, has let slip that he has better things to do with his time than chase non-paying fathers. Mr Portaloo, who whilst a Detective for the Metropolitan Police was implicated in a major...
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Funny story: Major Newspapers Turning to All Satire Format

Major Newspapers Turning to All Satire Format

Faced with growing concerns about reporting errors, privacy and being forced to reveal sources, many of the nations top newspapers such as the Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Detroit Free Press and Washington Post are turning to an all-satire form...
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Funny story: Dannii Minogue Down Under In Australia Is Attacked By A Kangaroo

Dannii Minogue Down Under In Australia Is Attacked By A Kangaroo

MELBOURNE - X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue and her boyfriend Chris Smith were out in the bush shooting nature photos of the animals of the outback when she was suddenly attacked from the rear by a kangaroo. Smith said that he was zooming in on a pa...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Elopes With Prince Harry

Kate Middleton Elopes With Prince Harry

Saint Croix, VI-- Kate Middleton has finally snagged herself a prince. The raven-haired beauty eloped last night with her longtime beau's baby brother. In the worst fraternal betrayal since Cain killed Abel, Prince Harry married Prince William's gi...
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Funny story: Carbon Emission cuts blamed for the Cold Weather

Carbon Emission cuts blamed for the Cold Weather

A new study published today shows that cuts in carbon emissions are responsible for the worst winter in over 30 years. Professor Watson from Bognor Rigis Univerity said that the findings were the result of a 10 year study. He explained; "During t...
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Funny story: Tina Few To Replace Palin At T-Baggers Convention

Tina Few To Replace Palin At T-Baggers Convention

Anonymous sources say that Tina Fey will replace Sarah Palin at the T-Baggers convention in February but most of the attendees will not know it isn't Palin. Insiders say that Palin has told them she just couldn't do it. "I am sick of them" Palin...
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Funny story: Gun Expert Forgets To Leave Safety On, On First Date

Gun Expert Forgets To Leave Safety On, On First Date

Kenny Marsh, a Huntsville, Alabama ex-police officer and security expert, was showing off his gun collection on his first date with a present Huntsville police officer, Janice Harper. Upon showing Janice a 9mm pistol that had belonged to his fathe...
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Funny story: Twilight's Ashley Green Posing Nude Again

Twilight's Ashley Green Posing Nude Again

Ashley Greene, fresh from the Twilight New Moon blockbuster, is posing nude for her new role in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special, sort of. How can she sort of pose in the nude? Well, let's admit that she IS totally in the nude, but there is a cost...
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Funny story: Minnesotan Unaware of Jackson Death

Minnesotan Unaware of Jackson Death

Minneapolis, MN - Bleiben Dunkel of Minnesota acknowledged today that he is unfamiliar with late entertainer, Michael Jackson. Contacted at his home in the remote village of Waskish, Dunkel said that his TV screen went blank on June 12. When told tha...
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Funny story: New Retail Season launched

New Retail Season launched

With only a month to go, many retailers have been caught on the hop by the recent icy weather. Valentine's cards, usually in the shops by late November, are only now starting to appear. Just before Easter eggs. And the 2010 Christmas hamper catal...
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Funny story: British government tells England to quit World Cup after deadly attack

British government tells England to quit World Cup after deadly attack

England's footballers are being told that they must not attend this year's World Cup in South Africa, after a deadly attack on their cities for years by Germans left their team bus destroyed in London. Tens of thousands were killed across the coun...
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Funny story: The R Factor

The R Factor

Jonathon Woss wants to pwoduce his own television progwamme called The R Factor which will be just like the X Factor but all the singers must be unable to pwonounce the letter R just like Jonathon Woss. Paul Woss Jonathons brother wants him to co...
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Funny story: Belgium to replace Wales as Standard Measure of 'Really Big Stuff'

Belgium to replace Wales as Standard Measure of 'Really Big Stuff'

For years Wales dominated the heady world of measurement scales for very large objects and things, but in recent times a new pretender to the throne has grown in stature - Belgium. Whenever newsreaders or scientists wanted to draw comparisons betw...
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Funny story: T-Baggera Request "Whites Only" Signs For National Convention In Nashville

T-Baggera Request "Whites Only" Signs For National Convention In Nashville

In a startling announcement that was sure to anger many in Nashville and around the country, the executive committee for The T-Bagger convention in Nashville have requested the City Council in that city to establish "Whites Only" sections of the city...
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Funny story: Santa Muerte mothership stalks Buckingham Palace

Santa Muerte mothership stalks Buckingham Palace

London - (X-Files): The iconic narcosaint-emblazoned UFO was seen menacing the London skyline this weekend ahead of a stupendous Sun/Venus conjunction on Monday night. Witnesses say the death-herald craft rose from the waters of the Buckingham Pal...
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Funny story: Darts Final The Real Reason For Adebayor's Return Home From African Cup of Nations

Darts Final The Real Reason For Adebayor's Return Home From African Cup of Nations

CABINDA PROVINCE, ANGOLA - Emmanuel Adebayor has revealed the true motive as to why he's returned home in the wake of the gun attack on the Togolese National team: the Manchester City striker has tickets to the darts championship final and doesn't wa...
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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol got more than he bargained for today when he attempted to join what has become an annual tradition in Boston; Ride the MBTA without your pants on! The now accepted event sponsored by The Society of Spontaneity, and financed by an ear...
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Funny story: UK Faces Another 20cm Of Exposing 'Man Made Global Warming' As A Lie.

UK Faces Another 20cm Of Exposing 'Man Made Global Warming' As A Lie.

More heavy reality showers are sweeping across Britain and piling more pressure on the nation's already-stretched winter resources. Forecasters warned up to 20cm of truth and reality could settle today and tomorrow causing a fresh round of travel...
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Funny story: Myleene Klass's Intruder complains about treatment

Myleene Klass's Intruder complains about treatment

The Hoodie Boy who tresspassed on Myleene Klass's property this week has complained about his treatment to a local Newspaper. He is said to be horrified by his treatment at the hands of the pretty television presenter, after she shouted at him throu...
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Funny story: Bigfoot Hoax Solved

Bigfoot Hoax Solved

After more than 30 years of making hoax films of Bigfoot the hoaxer Harry Hunter has been caught because this time when he ran through the snow at an undisclosed location in Canada he forgot to put on his gorilla suit. Harry admitted that he was t...
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Funny story: Togo footy attack was a complete "Balls Up", they thought Didier Drogba was in the bus!

Togo footy attack was a complete "Balls Up", they thought Didier Drogba was in the bus!

The horrendous attack on the Togo soccer team bus was a complete and utter BALLS and COCK UP! The attackers actually wanted to attack Chelsea's fabulous diving, whinging centre forward, Didier Drogba who plays for the Ivory Coast! Being an imme...
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Funny story: Dullthing and even Dullerthing are Klingons

Dullthing and even Dullerthing are Klingons

Alastair Dullthing and even Dullerthing Gordon Brown are still klinging on to power despite being the two most incompetent politicians that have ever worked together as Chancellor of the Exchequer and Prime Minister. Dull And Duller sometimes refe...
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Funny story: Snow not as much as expected in Milwaukee

Snow not as much as expected in Milwaukee

Meteorologist Don Delore reporting on the large snowfall in Milwaukee. "Here in the Milwaukee area it was reported that a total of six inches fell overnight". He was red faced beyond words when the sweet little blond newscaster reprimanded him...
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Funny story: Joseph Lieberman Caught in Tranny Sex Scandal

Joseph Lieberman Caught in Tranny Sex Scandal

Joseph Lieberman...known by his friends as 'Joey'... is famous on Capitol Hill for the pale, false smile, pasted on his face. Some have noted, that it is an insipid, and exaggerated smile ... intoning an effort to present a happy countenace, by an...
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Funny story: Elvis still attends his Birthday celebrations

Elvis still attends his Birthday celebrations

Happy Birthday Elvis: "Are you lonesome tonight?" At 75 years old, Elvis would probably not be doing a lot of pelvis shaking unless it was from an ailment in his nervous system, but he would still be adored. Graceland in Memphis was celebrating his birthday and he was enjoying every minute of it. Cilla was there as well as his beloved Lisa Marie and thousands of fans, to make it all seem...
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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco to Change Name--Again

Chad Ochocinco to Change Name--Again

Cincinnati Bengals wide-receiver Chad Ochocinco (whose last name used to be Johnson) has stated he will change is name again to Chad NumeroUno despite what NFL commission Roger Goodell has to say about it. "He can't stop me," Ochocinco said. "He c...
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