Funny story: Las Cruces, New Mexico Bans Cell Phone Use While Driving

Las Cruces, New Mexico Bans Cell Phone Use While Driving

The city of Las Cruces, New Mexico has banned the usage of cell phones while driving. Holding a cell phone and speaking into it will not be permitted, and neither will sending or receiving text messages. Using a hands free device and speaking with a hands free device, however, is still permissable. Offenders will receive a ticket for any offense of driving while using a cell phone, unless the...
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Funny story: Muppet "Romeo and Juliet" To Be Summer Movie Release

Muppet "Romeo and Juliet" To Be Summer Movie Release

Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozie Bear, and their friends will return to the big screen in the summer of 2010 with the release of their latest movie. In this one, the muppets take on Shakespeare and the classic "Romeo and Juliet." Romeo wil...
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Funny story: The Most Embarrassing Question 94-Year-Old Cloris Leachman Has Ever Been Asked

The Most Embarrassing Question 94-Year-Old Cloris Leachman Has Ever Been Asked

SANTA MONICA, California - Cloris Leachman, who was a contestant two years ago on Dancing With The Stars, was sitting in the back yard of her $700,000 home in Santa Monica getting ready for an interview with Cindy Zwicky a reporter for FOOP, which is...
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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

NEW YORK CITY - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared on Martha Stewart Living to talk about their movie, The Twilight: New Moon. Stewart right away asked the young couple about their matching tattoos. Zac and Vanessa looked at each other and Van...
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Funny story: Team Brazil Says That They Want No Part Of Alleged Womanizer John Terry

Team Brazil Says That They Want No Part Of Alleged Womanizer John Terry

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Brazilian national soccer team has just announced that they are no longer negotiating to trade for Chelsea and England star John Terry. A spokesman for Team Brazil Gustavo De La Mantequilla said that the last thing th...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift's Condom Commercial Receives The Coveted Woody Award

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift's Condom Commercial Receives The Coveted Woody Award

PENSACOLA, Florida - Taylor Swift performed to a sold out crowd at Pensacola's Orange Seed Auditorium. The audience gave her a standing ovation at the end and she provided them with three encores. The concert promoters also gave her 15 bushels of...
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Funny story: Obama Asks Public, "Have You Heard About the Bird?"

Obama Asks Public, "Have You Heard About the Bird?"

President Obama announced another trillion dollar increase in spending today to raise public avian awareness. The absence of public awareness concerning certain ornithological events has lead to the President of the United States to hold an urgen...
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Funny story: Mortar Broads Warned Off Noisy Nooky!

Mortar Broads Warned Off Noisy Nooky!

Horny housemembers at an all-female Cambridge University college have ditched their old blue-stocking image in favour of lacy thongs, fish-nets and suspenders. All 400 sexy swots at Newnham College have been rebuked for ribald frolics after compl...
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Funny story: Alex Rodriguiz On Steroids Say Miami Neighbors

Alex Rodriguiz On Steroids Say Miami Neighbors

According to those who live near New York Yankee slugger known to everyone as A-Rod, has been taking steroids for some time. Next door neighbor, Bertha Longnose, told a reporter from UP2 that she had witnessed some strange events. "I've seen...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus To Liam Hemsworth: 7 Rules To Live Here

Miley Cyrus To Liam Hemsworth: 7 Rules To Live Here

Miley Cyrus has apparently set seven rules for new beau Liam Hemsworth if he wants to continue to live with her in California. "These are not my Dad's rules, these are mine", Miley told Hemsworth according to staff person we cannot name. #1. Don't walk around the house in your boxers. Boxers come come open and dad could be dropping by s he lives here. Also, change the boxers at least once a...
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Funny story: Katie "Cougar" Couric Hates Being Called A Cougar - Okay How About Cradle Robber?

Katie "Cougar" Couric Hates Being Called A Cougar - Okay How About Cradle Robber?

RALEIGH, North Carolina - CBS anchorwoman Katie Couric was in town as the guest speaker of The Mason Dixon Tobacco Growers of America. Couric, a non-smoker says that although she does not smoke she believes in the right of every smoker to smoke e...
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Funny story: Kurt Cobain "Stole" Teen Spirit Tune from Indians

Kurt Cobain "Stole" Teen Spirit Tune from Indians

Legendary grungemeister Kurt Cobain's estate may have to cough up MILLIONS if a judge judges that Washington State's most famous export Nirvana has RIPPED OFF a traditional Spokane Indian battle song. Nirvana fans - typically drawn from disaffecte...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction." Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Dep...
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Funny story: Andre Agassi Prepares for Comeback at French Open!

Andre Agassi Prepares for Comeback at French Open!

Tennis fans everywhere are salivating at the latest rumor that Andre Agassi is planning to come out of retirement in time for the French Open. Sources in Las Vegas close to the Agassi home complex claim to have seen Agassi training with former coach...
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Funny story: Britain's dullest couple buy their own island

Britain's dullest couple buy their own island

He played football for Bournemouth. She helped a group of farmers to find some wives. But together they became an unstoppable force of tedium, boring the crap out of TV viewers who can't find anything better to watch. Jamie and Louise Redknapp, or...
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Funny story: New university courses in Tehran announced

New university courses in Tehran announced

The Chancellor of Tehran University, Ayatollah Barkingmad announced today that the University is coming back into the 19th century with the offer of a trench of new courses to enlighten the ignorant. BSc in shoe throwing This three-year course guides the student as to how best get value for money from their shoe-throwing activities. There is advice on the best type of shoes suitable for thro...
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Funny story: Local Man Refuses to Smile

Local Man Refuses to Smile

Local man Billy Bogner, 68, has kept a straight face for the majority of his life despite repeated efforts by his wife, mistress, children and local friends to cheer him up. "Billy can be a grumpy bastard", said one friend yesterday, "he just will...
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Funny story: Thousands of Bankrupt Ice Cream Van owners urged to sue Al Gore

Thousands of Bankrupt Ice Cream Van owners urged to sue Al Gore

Thousands of Bankrupt ice cream van owners are being urged to sue Al Gore because of his Global Warming lectures which are causing financial ruin. George Grey bought an ice cream van and stocked it up ready for the summer that never came after he...
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Funny story: Rahm Emanuel Calls Republicans "Dumb AS White Bread" Won't Apologize

Rahm Emanuel Calls Republicans "Dumb AS White Bread" Won't Apologize

"They ARE as dumb as white bread," said Rahm Emanuel of Republicans after apologizing for calling some members of his own party, retarded. "I apologize for calling them retarded. It was an insult to all of the, fine, wonderful, and loving retarde...
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Funny story: Pope gets drunk and rants and raves about Vatican Secrets

Pope gets drunk and rants and raves about Vatican Secrets

The Pope got so drunk last Friday night that he started ranting and raving about the secrets in the Vatican. "If people only new" laughing loudly "The stories in the bible are the Grimm's fairy tales of that time they are all made up, all the proo...
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Funny story: The Little Grey Men and the primitive earthlings

The Little Grey Men and the primitive earthlings

Richard Johnson is no ordinary earthling he claims to have been abducted hundreds of times by little grey men around 3-4 feet tall who have large opaque creepy looking eyes. Richard claims that on his last abduction last Friday he was on a table b...
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Funny story: Obama wants to seize The Rockefellers & Rothschilds Fortunes

Obama wants to seize The Rockefellers & Rothschilds Fortunes

President Obama has come up with the best idea yet to solve Americas national debt of over thirteen trillion dollars. The President plans to seize all funds held by the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds regarded by many as the worlds richest famili...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel a Russian spy?

Vanessa Perroncel a Russian spy?

London - (Reuterus): Is beautiful, sloe-eyed French WAG Vanessa Perroncel a KGB femme fatale working for Russian oligarchs hellbent on toppling Roman Abramovich from his Chelsea FC fiefdom? A conspiracy theory website says she's really the temptre...
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Funny story: Thirty years for The Three Profiteers and the Parasite Peer

Thirty years for The Three Profiteers and the Parasite Peer

John Wright a writer and specialist in crime is outraged along with millions of other people that only four MPs are to be charged out of the hundreds who fiddled their expenses and stole public money. John reckons we should give them all thirty y...
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Funny story: No WAGs, shags or slags in Rio Ferdinand homemade orgy vid says Capello

No WAGs, shags or slags in Rio Ferdinand homemade orgy vid says Capello

London - (X-Rated): The ten minute footage passed muster after Capello spent 'several hours' screwtinising Ferdinand's infamous 2005 Cyprus holiday home movie. The England coach hunkered down to the onerous task last week amid FA fears the video...
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Funny story: Ku Klux Klan under attack from Scottish Clan Man

Ku Klux Klan under attack from Scottish Clan Man

Scottish Historian Ranald MacDonald has caused outrage by pointing out the bad stuff Scotland gave the World as well as the good stuff. Just as the Brits like to keep quite about the 1.5 BILLION people they killed in India and they countless others o...
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Funny story: Audaciously Senile World

Audaciously Senile World

ICU psychosis is a form of delirium. The patient may lose track of time and place to the extent that he/she may encounter great difficulty in knowing where he/she is. Other symptoms of ICU psychosis include visual hallucinations, paranoia, and agitation. One reason is that the patient's mind cannot properly function when input-output channels, hearing, seeing, touch etc. are clogged for quite some...
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Funny story: White House Unleashes 'Obama Girl' to Regenerate the Faithful?

White House Unleashes 'Obama Girl' to Regenerate the Faithful?

In the first of what could become the last ditch efforts to rehabilitate his tarnished image as a liberal and progressive after losing Ted Kennedy's Senate seat and his party's filibuster proof (though still possessing a so-called super majority in the house) to Republican, Scott Brown, President Barack reluctantly decided it is time once more for 'Obama Girl' to work her magic, regenerating the f...
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Funny story: Obama "I'll do for Jobs what I did with Americans on Health Care"

Obama "I'll do for Jobs what I did with Americans on Health Care"

"I think it's very important for us to have a methodical, open process over the next several weeks, and then let's go ahead and make a decision," Obama said at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser. The President says he will be as open as h...
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Funny story: NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

NASA Photos Show Pluto Looking Reddish and Very Bright

At first this was attributed to just plain old embarrassment. After all, Pluto was demoted in 2006, being told that he was just a "dwarf planet." Pluto's still blushing about that one. But further investigation by scientists has revealed the real ca...
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Funny story: Super Bowl Tailgate Party To Feature Five Rap Bands

Super Bowl Tailgate Party To Feature Five Rap Bands

Kanye West, who is getting into artist management since he hasn't had too many bookings since the Taylor Swift microphone incident, is putting on a Super Bowl Tailgate Concert which will feature five rap bands. The first band to perform will be Th...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Bites Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Bites Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson

Well it seems that little old LiLo, aka Lindsay Lohan can just not get over being dumped by her ex-girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson. Lohan continues to pine for the person she calls, the woman of her dreams, the love of her life, and the munch*r of h...
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Funny story: Lincecum Demands Giants Hire Barry Bonds

Lincecum Demands Giants Hire Barry Bonds

Tim Lincecum today stunned the sports world and the San Francisco Giants ownership by making a pre-arbitration demand and at the same time denouncing the "idiot government drug war which is ruining this whole country, not just baseball". Lincecum...
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Funny story: US Defense Secretary: Gays Should Die

US Defense Secretary: Gays Should Die

Now that the United States military is rescinding the "don't ask, don't tell" policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay. During a recent visit to an army base,...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...
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