Funny story: The U.K.'s New Reality Show - Dancing And Dallying With The Premier League

The U.K.'s New Reality Show - Dancing And Dallying With The Premier League

LONDON - Executives have just announced that they will be presenting a new reality show based on the goings on of the members and 'friends' of the Premier League. A spokesperson said they had a strong desire to capitalize on the current salacious...
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Funny story: Terry inspired by Tiger Woods. He's...Grrrrrrreat!

Terry inspired by Tiger Woods. He's...Grrrrrrreat!

John Terry has admitted that Tiger Woods was the inspiration behind his recent infidelity. "I really love Golf but Tiger I love with all my heart", gushed the England Captain praising his hero to our reporter who'd managed to gain a rare interview...
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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From His Hole And Is Quickly Captured

Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From His Hole And Is Quickly Captured

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pennsylvania - Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog came out of his hole, saw his shadow and got back in his hole, or rather he tried to get back in but he failed. It seems that there were two residents who live nearby who were able to ca...
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Funny story: Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Ashley Greene Claims She Is Not Pregnant, Maybe It's Kristen

Asley Greene or Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies says that she is definitely not pregnant and that she believes Kristen Stewart was behind the rumor. "I don't see why she won't let down a bit. She seems jealous about all the attention I'm getti...
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Funny story: O'Bomba Improves "No Child Left Behind" Program to "No Child Not Dumbed Down"

O'Bomba Improves "No Child Left Behind" Program to "No Child Not Dumbed Down"

President O'Bomba, teleprompter reading at gunpoint to demands from the Banking and Insurance Industries, finally agreed to sign an Executive Order to dumb down the population even more, and to reward schools and teachers for "doing the dumbing down...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com University Finally Gains Accreditation; Begins Enrolling PhD Candidates

TheSpoof.com University Finally Gains Accreditation; Begins Enrolling PhD Candidates

The Smarty Pants and Sassy Ass Virtual University, TheSpoof.com finally received its long awaited accreditation from the Giggles and Googles Association of Schools and Colleges today. University System Owner and Newly Installed Provost, Mark Lowton,...
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Funny story: Obama Accidentally Scuttles Secret Dark Side of the Moon Base

Obama Accidentally Scuttles Secret Dark Side of the Moon Base

Panic struck the special unit of the NSAS (National Security Agency - Space) after President Obama inadvertently cut all re-supply spending in the 2010 budget. Although all requests for information have been denied through Freedom of Information Act...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Nellie the elephant

Dr Dolittle talks to Nellie the elephant

Dr Dolittle was today talking to Nellie the elephant who had just escaped from the circus. Why did you leave the circus said Dr Dolittle "I packed my trunk and said goodbye to the circus because there were far to many clowns nearly as many clowns as there are in Gordon Browns cabinet" "So what are you hoping to do now" said Dr Dolittle. "I was a great fan of the memory man in the film the t...
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Funny story: Rising Porn Star Admits to Using Altoids

Rising Porn Star Admits to Using Altoids

Up-and-coming porn starlet Corrine Hard was rapidly becoming a household name until she received a summons to appear before a Congressional Grand Jury to testify about her alleged use of performance enhancing drugs. Hard, a former yoga instructor,...
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Funny story: Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Nepalese scientists discover that the best "Pussy" is a milk chocolate colour!

Whilst contemplating having a "pussy' share one's life one should study the recommendations given in a Nepalese scientific study recently. The results were astounding here they are: A) A white "Pussy" is normally well house-trained, reluctant to sit on one's lap, doesn't like being told when to purr and blows hot and cold! B) A "Tiger Pussy" can be intimidating, fiery hot and fiercely col...
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Funny story: Inspector Clouseau becomes a guide in The Louvre

Inspector Clouseau becomes a guide in The Louvre

'And 'ere, ladies and a gentlemens, is the display of ancient Egyptian mummies, my mummy is zee one on zee left next to that huge McDonald's sign. Passing on to this stuffed bird we see that it hees a kerry katonae from Iceland, and next to it is what many scientistes believe is the missing link between humans and apes, homo rooney. And now - come on, come on, 'urry up, espece des cochons anglais!...
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Funny story: In Seine's guide to: How to have your cake and eat it!

In Seine's guide to: How to have your cake and eat it!

1. Refuse to pay for a TV licence. 2. Get sent to court to ensure that there is a significant waste of tax-payers money. 3. Call the judge an "old buffoon" so that you get sentenced for at least a year. 4. As soon as you start your sentence, apply for a television. 5. Serve one week, whilst being a 'goody-two-shoes'. 6. Rent a colour television with remote control for just £1 per week. If...
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Funny story: Tiger, Paris, Lohan, Winehouse All Love Captain Fizz-Bang's Rehab Center

Tiger, Paris, Lohan, Winehouse All Love Captain Fizz-Bang's Rehab Center

Where do Winehouse, Lohan. Paris, Tiger Woods & Mel Gibson go for rehab help and have fun at the same time? It's Captain Fizz-Bangs Rehab Of The Stars, right in Hollywood. After flunking out of the sex clinic in Mississippi, where did Tiger c...
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Funny story: Americans upset that US aid responsible for rise of billionaires among Taliban

Americans upset that US aid responsible for rise of billionaires among Taliban

SMALL-TOWN, USA: Thanks to the US-led plan for the re-integration of 'good' Taliban into Afghan society through financial bribes - there has been a hundred-fold increase among Taliban millionaires. The Obama-approved aid paid to these 'good' guys ha...
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Funny story: Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz - The World's First Muslim Rap Band

Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz - The World's First Muslim Rap Band

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - In the land of mosques, Islam, Ramadan, two-humped camels, and the Abajad numeral 786, has now emerged a national phenomenon. Four young Muslim individuals have joined to form the world's first Muslim rap band. The four, all...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Spent Saturday Night In Jail

Mel Gibson Spent Saturday Night In Jail

Mel Gibson, who has recently finished a movie in Mexico and was apparently celebrating Saturday night, because he was pulled over after weaving a bit down the street in Los Angeles. "Funny thing", the arresting cop told one of our reporters, "He w...
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Funny story: Dementia 'losing out' in UK funding stakes

Dementia 'losing out' in UK funding stakes

The Alzheimer's Research Trust today said that dementia research was 'losing out' in the UK to other charities. Their spokeswoman Artie Artfast said: 'Research into dementia simply doesn't get the funds that other groups get. It simply doesn't get th...
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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay to give up Cooking for Horse Spunk

Gordon Ramsay to give up Cooking for Horse Spunk

The potty mouthed Hell's kitchen presenter has announced he is going to give up being a chef for a life of equine semen related activities. In a completely non-topical news story that was made up whilst browsing the readymade cooking sauces aisle...
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Funny story: American Idol's "Bikini Boy" Arrested By Denver Police

American Idol's "Bikini Boy" Arrested By Denver Police

DENVER - One of the strangest American Idol wannabee contestants to ever audition on the reality singing show was the last 'singer' to appear on the AI audition show from Denver. Ty Hemmerling walked into the judge's audition room wearing a two pi...
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Funny story: Local Pig as Happy as a Pig in Sh*t

Local Pig as Happy as a Pig in Sh*t

Local Pig, Percival the Pig, 2 3/4, has been displaying such good humour lately with regard to his new shed of crap, that he has described himself as quite literally being as happy as a pig in sh*t. "I'm full of beans. And Brussels sprouts. And ca...
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Funny story: Pro soccer players to receive intelligent OMEGA 3 tablets, hopefully they can help!

Pro soccer players to receive intelligent OMEGA 3 tablets, hopefully they can help!

Now we all know our super-star footy players have not been blessed with mega-intelligence, mega-bucks, yeah! After all of the scandals surrounding or super-heroes, sex-affairs, money washing, punch ups, handbags at three paces, and Carlos Tevez, e...
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Funny story: Liberté, égalité, paternité: France 1998 coach Aimé Jacquet quizzed about Vanessa Perroncel

Liberté, égalité, paternité: France 1998 coach Aimé Jacquet quizzed about Vanessa Perroncel

Sail-sous-Couzan, France - (Merde, alors!): Legendary France 1998 World Cup coach Aimé Jacquet is staying resolutely schtum. All week long French tabloids have been scouring reports that glamorous French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel 'might be...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney and his Missus sued for earning too much money!

Wayne Rooney and his Missus sued for earning too much money!

Amongst all the other scandals rocking the English professional soccer world another one has risen it's ugly head! Wayne "Boom Boom" Rooney and his Missus, Coleen, are being sued for, wait for it, earning too much money! This case sets a new pr...
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Funny story: Fans of Dancing On Ice Demand That Judge Jason Gardiner's Arse Be Kicked Back To Australia

Fans of Dancing On Ice Demand That Judge Jason Gardiner's Arse Be Kicked Back To Australia

LONDON - Well it appears that Dancing On Ice Judge Jason Gardiner has gone and stirred up quite a sh*t storm. Yes, the Aussie judge has most definitely stepped in it this time. Gardiner who has a reputation for his venomously vulgar commentary...
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Funny story: Frustrated American Taxpayers Beg Obama to Stay of Telly, Get a Job, And Let them "Sort it Out!"

Frustrated American Taxpayers Beg Obama to Stay of Telly, Get a Job, And Let them "Sort it Out!"

Pissed off American Taxpayers today told the American president, Barry Obama, to stay off television, get a real friggin' job, and let them sort out the economic and domestic mess he's been contributing to. "He's been in office over a year, and ge...
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Funny story: Iran's Space Program Expands to Include Mujahedin

Iran's Space Program Expands to Include Mujahedin

Following self-proclaimed successful rocket testing to the outer atmosphere, which included small reptiles that reportedly survived the flight, Iran will expand their space program to include Mujahedin warriors on test flights to the moon. On thei...
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Funny story: Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

Premiership totty crisis: Victoria Beckham calls WAGs/shags/groupies summit

London - (Offside Rule): The emergency meeting comes amid premiership totty relegation fears following the alleged John Terry/Vanessa Perroncel shagging fiasco. Undisputed Premier League 'godmother' La Beckham has called for an immediate 4-4-2 dia...
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Funny story: National Enquirer Edwards Story Nominated For Pulitzer Prize

National Enquirer Edwards Story Nominated For Pulitzer Prize

The big news around the Pulitzer Prize people is that they are getting lots of recommendations saying that the Newstand Tabloid once laughed about, deserves the Pulitzer Prize. One judge who asked that his name not be given out, says that they are...
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Funny story: Steak & Lobster At T-Bagger Convention: Hello?

Steak & Lobster At T-Bagger Convention: Hello?

According to T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC and a spokesman for a local group of T-Baggers, the announcement that the convention would be serving steak & lobster at the banquet in Nashville this weekend, came as quite a surprise. "Our folks...
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Funny story: Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Whoever came up with the term "Twi-Hards" for the actors and loyal fans is not appreciated by either, according to movie Insiders and a poll of fans. "It's like 'Brangelina". I bet Brad and Angelina hated that term", stated one fan called in the s...
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Funny story: Carla Bruni rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel maternity jibes

Carla Bruni rubbishes Vanessa Peronncel maternity jibes

Paris - (Trompe l'Oeil): France's Premiere Madame Carla Bruni Sarkozy has hit out at 'ridiculous' taunts that she might be Vanesssa Perroncel's birth mother. "Imbeciles! Just because we are both gorgeous, famous, incredibly talented, sophisticated...
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Funny story: Obama Backs Down After Slamming Las Vegas, Says He Meant Arkansas!

Obama Backs Down After Slamming Las Vegas, Says He Meant Arkansas!

In an unusual turn about, Barry "The Communicator" reversed himself today, just hours after slamming Las Vegas, again, and issued a very rare apology for his 'slip.' Nevada elected officials rose in rage after Obama once again took a below the bel...
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Funny story: Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines & Reindeer dying out claim scientists

Wolverines a predator renowned for its strength and tenacious character are dying out according to researchers who are working for Scientists who advocate Global Warming. Reindeer populations are also declining almost everywhere including Alaska, Can...
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Funny story: Death by Drones or Robot Wars its the same thing

Death by Drones or Robot Wars its the same thing

Conspiracy theorists are claiming that the planes that hit the two towers in the 911 incident were drones operated by pilots who could have been hundreds of miles away. Americans are using drones at present in warfare. They are launched near areas...
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Funny story: Peter Andre to take up Tractor Driving

Peter Andre to take up Tractor Driving

Pint-sized Aussie warbler, Peter Andre, has decided to take up tractor driving in an effort to win back the affections of Katie Price. The performer turned plougher hopes that it will show Katie that he's just as much man as Alex Reid and that the st...
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Funny story: Anger as Iran launches rocket into space

Anger as Iran launches rocket into space

Iran today launched a rocket into space carrying a dozen worms a rat and two turtles. President Ahmadinejad has now stated that they will soon be sending a manned rocket into space and this has clearly worried America. Forget weapons of mass dest...
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Funny story: Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Hollywood and the Rest of the Planet - It is a status symbol to be the one with the most kids adopted from a foreign country. To be the next to adopt you have to be able to get your application in and of course have the most money to lay out to ru...
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Funny story: Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing. When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with...
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Funny story: Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paul Abdul offered big bucks to -do what comes naturally. Dancing with the stars wants Abdul to be in their high profile production. The offer is said to be one million dollars. Paula is pondering the productions offer and says, "I'll be happy t...
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Funny story: Women are serious about wanting to SEE Howard Stern

Women are serious about wanting to SEE Howard Stern

Radio shock jock Howard Stern may not be loved everywhere by everyone, but some women are totally awe struck by the bushy haired Stern. Women write into the radio station executives all the time with nude pictures of themselves, asking to hook up...
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Funny story: Short appears at Lieraq Inquiry for Short time

Short appears at Lieraq Inquiry for Short time

Clare Short appeared at the Lieraq Inquiry for a short time holding her notes which were all written in short hand. Prior to the invasion of Iraq she explained that every time she tried to ask questions she was short down in flames by Tony B Liar...
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Funny story: Reality Shows Take One Small Step for Mankind, One Giant Grasp for Better Ratings

Reality Shows Take One Small Step for Mankind, One Giant Grasp for Better Ratings

Television networks, NBC, CBS and ABC, jointly announced today an aggressive new marketing strategy aimed at recouping lost viewership to cable TV and other media. Beginning with the Fall 2010 season, all three networks will begin airing reality-sho...
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Funny story: Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil Furious that Animal Rights Group wants to Outsource his Job

Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil Furious that Animal Rights Group wants to Outsource his Job

"Replace me with a robot at Groundhog Day events? Don't be ridiculous!" Phil screamed today when he opened the newspaper and read the proposal by animal rights activists. "Who do those characters think they are? Efficiency experts who can push their...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice: Heather Mills Reveals She's Had 392 Marriage Proposals

Dancing On Ice: Heather Mills Reveals She's Had 392 Marriage Proposals

LONDON - This years Dancing On Ice skating marvel is Heather Mills. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney is accomplishing what many people with two good legs cannot do. Mills has shown the doubters that one can do pretty much anything that one wa...
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Funny story: Alex Reid and Katie Price Tie The Knot In Las Vegas

Alex Reid and Katie Price Tie The Knot In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS - Catching everyone by surprise including themselves, Alex Reid, winner of this years Celebrity Big Brother and Katie Price, a glamour model have entered into marriage with a quickie wedding in the gambling capital of the world. Katie wo...
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Funny story: Manchester City and Arsenal Both Want Vanessa Perroncel

Manchester City and Arsenal Both Want Vanessa Perroncel

As the alleged John Terry Scandal rages on allegedly unabated in the alleged daily tabloids, attention turned this morning to the alleged lady at the centre of the alleged row, Vanessa Perroncel, with both Manchester City and Arsenal allegedly declar...
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Funny story: Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender

Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender

CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010. When the French government heard the news, they immediately began...
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Funny story: President Obama Cancels Moon Landing, Praises NASA's Unheard of Achievements

President Obama Cancels Moon Landing, Praises NASA's Unheard of Achievements

Greenbelt MD: President Obama came to the headquarters of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) to explain his decision to put a new manned space flight program to the moon on hold. The president, via a C-SPAN TV hookup to all N...
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