Funny story: Second Law Of Thermodynamics Calls Out Firefighters Yet Again

Second Law Of Thermodynamics Calls Out Firefighters Yet Again

In the third roll-out of the shift on Tuesday, Passaic firefighters were called out on a two alarm on Johnson Ave/Higgs St. area. By the time trucks arrived on the scene the ever present law of physics had fully engulfed the two story structure.
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Funny story: Marmite XO: The Extra Strong Yeast Infection Goes On Sale in UK! Customers Holding Their Breath!

Marmite XO: The Extra Strong Yeast Infection Goes On Sale in UK! Customers Holding Their Breath!

Hard core Brits are waiting with baited breath (whew) for the long awaited extra strength cracker spread Marmite, which goes on sale early next month in time for St. Patrick's Day. The much maligned Spread for Bread, around since 1902 , has a str...
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Funny story: Katie Price: I Don't Get Chezza

Katie Price: I Don't Get Chezza

Katie Price has exclusively revealed what she thinks of the way Chezza Cole is dealing with her marriage breakdown. National sweetheart Chezza yesterday announced that she has called off all her public appearances in order to keep a low profile.
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Funny story: The Curse Of Yuppie Sprawl Is Taking Over Entire Communities

The Curse Of Yuppie Sprawl Is Taking Over Entire Communities

A slow infestation has been discovered that is eating away at the American heartlands. 'Yuppie Sprawl' is a slow, invasive alien mold that is sliming itself across the traditional American landscape. It is a corrosive element in our society known...
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Funny story: Swiss in Mercy Killing Mix Up!

Swiss in Mercy Killing Mix Up!

Swiss Police are investigating how British Honeymooning Couple, Matt & Martina Bleasby (En-route to the exclusive resort of Gstaad) were instead taken to the Dignitas Clinic near Zurich and Euthanasied! Patrick Bettler, Chief of Polic...
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Funny story: Grandpa Ganja On Crime and Punishment

Grandpa Ganja On Crime and Punishment

Query: Should we have capital punishment across the land? Answer: Of course. Every state should implement a sound program of capital punishment and it should do so without delay. Contracts should be let at once to build a gallows in every community and a fresh supply of sturdy Manila hemp ordered in and dispatched to wherever it'll do the most good. Hangmen should be put on retainer. E...
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Funny story: Vancouver 2010 Brit single, solitary skeleton medal cost 2.11 million pounds

Vancouver 2010 Brit single, solitary skeleton medal cost 2.11 million pounds

VANCOUVER: After its repeatedly nonsensical jaw-jawing, the petulant Brit media seems to have gone into its usual drunken stupor. No more put-downs of the Canadian Vancouver Olympics; no more hectoring of Canada's Own the Podium "arroganc...
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Funny story: The Silence of the Birds and Bees

The Silence of the Birds and Bees

All over the World there has been a major decline in the number of sparrows and bees, where can they be? The Sparrow is vanishing from UK cities because its habitat is being destroyed. Sparrows need hedges but millions of front gardens, with wild...
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Funny story: February Hottest Month Ever

February Hottest Month Ever

New York, NY-- This February has been the hottest one ever recorded, according to Al Gore and the IPCCC (Idiotic People Can't Concentrate Clearly). Scientists at the IPCCC say it's fortunate February only has 28 days, otherwise the North Pole could...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make Romeo & Juliet Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make Romeo & Juliet Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kirsten Stewart are to make a new Movie version of Romeo & Juliet according to the latest news coming from Hollywood. The last well known version of Romeo & Juliet was the 1996 Movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Clai...
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Funny story: PGA Presents Plan for Recycling Goose Droppings

PGA Presents Plan for Recycling Goose Droppings

INS News - The PGA presented a plan today to offset the cost of cleaning up the Canada goose droppings that plague golf courses around the country. Speaking on behalf of its membership, PGA President M.G. Orender traced the history of the Canada goos...
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Funny story: CNN: Tsunami a Bust

CNN: Tsunami a Bust

Atlanta, GA (INS). CNN president Jonathan Klein expressed dismay at the disappointing results from Saturday's tsunami. "We had news feeds set up from California to Pango Pango, wherever the heck that is, and what did we get? I've seen bigger ripples...
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Funny story: Jesus's diaries found in attic

Jesus's diaries found in attic

Have you ever asked yourself "What would Jesus do?", well thanks to a plucky 47 year old former con man the answer may be readily at hand. Gary Edam, a one time benefits thief from West Yorkshire, stumbled across the find in his ex-wife's attic ea...
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Funny story: President Zuma looking forward to State Visit.

President Zuma looking forward to State Visit.

South African President Jacob Zuma is delighted that he'll finally be able to get hold of the Queen of England although he isn't sure if he'll marry her on this visit? I'm looking forward to eating off those gold plates joked Mr.Zuma who has alrea...
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Funny story: Prince of Whales eaten In Japan

Prince of Whales eaten In Japan

SeaWorld in Florida has reopened only days after a trainer was killed by a killer whale in front of the audience. There were around 2,000 people at yesterdays performance applauding and cheering as the whales moved round the tank. The whale train...
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Funny story: Nick Lowton Promises More Fun

Nick Lowton Promises More Fun

The newest investor in TheSpoof.com, Nick Lowton, has stepped forward and announced that he is all for more Fun on TheSpoof.com. "Like every organization there comes a time to assess where we are going and come up with some fresh new ideas." "I...
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Funny story: Theme Park Apologizes For Confusion In New Adult Section

Theme Park Apologizes For Confusion In New Adult Section

The Diznee Theme Parks have apologized for any confusion and embarrassment given to their guests in the opening of their new Adult themed section. Spokesmen say that this was not intentional and that anyone who felt slighted by the events of the fir...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Constitution Unconstitutional

Supreme Court Rules Constitution Unconstitutional

Washington, DC: What began as a commemorative event honoring the new exhibition of an original copy of the United States Constitution at the new Capitol Visitors' Center, quickly escalated to an impromptu ruling by the Supreme Court that the Constitu...
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Funny story: Revenge is Sweet - Claims Scientist

Revenge is Sweet - Claims Scientist

Professor McNerdy, concluding a 30-year study on the composition of bitterness, hate and spite, has discovered that revenge is sweet as lollipops. Working from his local laboratory, Prof. McNerdy carefully selected test subjects Mary and Tom (name...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster

Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster in a seafood restaurant in San Francisco just half an hour before he was due to be served up for dinner. "What's it like being a lobster?" Asked Dr Dolittle. "Its OK," said Larry, "but I do miss my Mum And Dad, I was swimming away quite happily the other day when all of a sudden I was scooped up in a net along with a lot of other Lobsters and brought t...
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Funny story: Life has Killed the Dream: SuBo Kept in Drugged State

Life has Killed the Dream: SuBo Kept in Drugged State

It is with considerable sadness that we must report that we have learned the world renowned singer Susan Boyle is being kept in a drugged-out, robotic state. Doctors have been called in repeatedly to administer a mind-numbing cocktail of mood alteri...
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Funny story: SuBo has Museum Built in her Honour

SuBo has Museum Built in her Honour

The Arizona Times Picayune has received numerous inquiries from residents of Area 52 concerning a construction project taking place there. Our ace investigative reporter was sent to the site. We have now learned that a Retired-Gentleman-in-Arizon...
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Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #04

Home experiments whilst naked #04

Previous Experiments: Experiment #01 Experiment #02 Experiment #03 Hello again, my science-hungry friends. There's nothing that will get your lady (or man) in the mood more than the ability to extract your own DNA. Watch as they gaze longingly into your eyes, lick their lips and squirm in their seats as you do this experiment. By the time you are finished they will rip off their clothe...
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Funny story: Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Human Illegitimacy Now at 30% in UK But Ministers Propose "Competency' Exam for Potential Dog Owners!

Despite unwed mothers littering the landscape with bastards doomed to grow up without parental guidance and family discipline, UK ministers have decided to turn their attention to dog owners, proposing 'competency' exams similar to 'driving theory t...
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Funny story: Subo volunteers play stick up your erse game

Subo volunteers play stick up your erse game

Scotland is famous for the Highland Games and a favourite competition is Tossing the Caber. That's OK in the summer for nutters who throw logs around but when the winter comes the caber gets lost in the snow. Braemar Highland Games are among the most...
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Funny story: Tigers being hiding in the Woods

Tigers being hiding in the Woods

Forest Grump the worlds grumpiest person has made the astonishing claim that Tiger Woods is not in Rehab he is hiding in the Woods. Forest who likes going to the woods for picnics claims he was in the Woods in California near the famous Bohemian G...
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Funny story: Vast Atlantis-era castle rises near Galapagos islands following Chile tremor

Vast Atlantis-era castle rises near Galapagos islands following Chile tremor

Pacific Ocean - (Tremors): A vast Stonehenge-like structure has appeared 100 miles south west of Floreana close to the island's 'Devil's Crown' underwater volcanic cone. The edifice rose from the shaken seabed on the back of a pre-crustacean era r...
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Funny story: Subo ARRAS sect corners Olympic gate market

Subo ARRAS sect corners Olympic gate market

Observant viewers will have noted that skiers must ski through "gates" on Olympic downhill and slalom events. Each "gate" is easily identified as it is red. Hundreds if not thousands of "red gates" are used throughout the competitions. A group of...
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Funny story: Irishman wants to know the answer to The Horror Earthquakes Animal Mystery

Irishman wants to know the answer to The Horror Earthquakes Animal Mystery

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as silly wants to know the answer to the animal mystery. There have been thousands of people killed in earthquakes recently in Haiti and Chile yet animals seem to survive you never hear about how many ani...
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Funny story: Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Mugabe talks non stop bullshit

Robert Mugabe the Dictator of Zimbabwe talks bullshit and talks non stop for hours some might say he is to gabby. Mugabe tries to convince the World that Zimbabwe is a democracy but like most countries that call themselves democracies it is not.
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Funny story: Top Surfers gather on Hawaii as Tsunami approaches "Man it's the best kick on the planet, wow," they say!

Top Surfers gather on Hawaii as Tsunami approaches "Man it's the best kick on the planet, wow," they say!

The Chilean earthquake has triggered chaos in Hawaii as top surfers arrive to experience the "Ultimate Kick" in the surfing world, riding a tsunami! The last tsunami to cause such a panic was the Thai tsunami but surfers were not informed early en...
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Funny story: "Gordon Brown Bullied Immigrants" Reveals Report

"Gordon Brown Bullied Immigrants" Reveals Report

A report investigating bullying at the Yarl's Wood detention center has revealed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown made regular visits. The visits were said to coincide with difficult periods in the PM's life. There is a suggestion that Brown may have...
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Funny story: Brown shoved his Granny aff a Bus claims former classmate

Brown shoved his Granny aff a Bus claims former classmate

Gordon Brown was a Bully as a boy claims a former classmate who has come forward after hearing the latest story that Brown shoved an aide down the stairs off number ten. Brown was a nasty little bully boy he even shoved his granny aff a bus. Appar...
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Funny story: Beatles songs branded "Unreliable"

Beatles songs branded "Unreliable"

The campaign against the "corrosive" nature of popular music took at sinister new turn yesterday when claims were made about the reliability of the advice offered through the medium. Following high profile cases brought against rock and hip hop ar...
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Funny story: Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists at Bridlington University have uncovered a "link" between food consumption and weight gain in humans. Dr Wayne Bruce, visiting Professor of Sandwiches from the Barnsley Institute claims that "Fatties" may well eat more food that their natu...
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Funny story: O'bama proud of his Irish ancestry

O'bama proud of his Irish ancestry

Although born in Hawaii or Malaysia or Western Gondwanaland,President Barack O'bama is most proud of his Irish heritage and he has the name to prove it! When critics asked why the apostrophe hadn't appeared before the upcoming St.Patrick's Day parade...
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Funny story: Ask a Leprechaun, they never lie!

Ask a Leprechaun, they never lie!

Question: Do Leprechauns ever lie? Leprechaun: Didn't you read the title, edjit? Question: You are asking me a question? Leprechaun: I get so sick of people and their inanities! Question: Okay, do you ever get chased by large squirrels? Leprechaun: You can forget your pot-o-gold for that one! Question: What are you smoking in that clay pipe? Leprechaun: None of your business.D...
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Funny story: Sea World to Use Dentures for Killer Whales

Sea World to Use Dentures for Killer Whales

Speedo, Florida - Sea World officials announced today that all killer whales in their possession would have their real teeth removed and be fitted for dentures. The dentures would be removed for working with trainers to prevent them from eating them.
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Funny story: Stamford Bridge Toppled By Wayne Bridge

Stamford Bridge Toppled By Wayne Bridge

Manchester City star Wayne Bridge humbled his namesake Stamford Bridge yesterday afternoon in his side's famous 4-2 victory which keeps the Sky Blues in fourth place in the Premier League. Bridge, the recent subject of the Terrygate Affair, rubbed...
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Funny story: Ireland puts out desperate plea to nation's leprechauns

Ireland puts out desperate plea to nation's leprechauns

Economic storm tossed Ireland today called for the country's leprechauns to join together in finding as many pots of gold as possible, in order to bring stability to their failing bank system. Prime Minister Ailhaire O'Cannaghan pleaded with the...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Engaged, Casualties Severe

Simon Cowell Engaged, Casualties Severe

Acerbic talent judge Simon Cowell has got a "spring in his step" thanks to his new fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy, Britain's Got Talent hosts Ant and Dec said Friday. That's right! The terror of many an aspiring pop celeb has announced he is being offic...
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Funny story: Michigan Bankrupt! Fellow state lends a hand

Michigan Bankrupt! Fellow state lends a hand

"Just trying to help a guy down on his luck". The state of Montana said today that it will be taking in the fellow state of Michigan which has gone through a devastating economic downturn. Michigan fell behind on its bills last year and then suf...
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Funny story: Fallobian Independence Gains Momentum

Fallobian Independence Gains Momentum

Since the late 1700's a small population of several thousand Fallobians have been living near Hampton Heath. Fallobian Grandee Firstus Festus says the Fallobians have managed to maintain their culture for centuries since fleeing persecution by Tu...
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Funny story: Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

The Olympic Village escaped a major catastrophe today with the arrival of an emergency supply of another 20,000 condoms after the initial ration ran out unexpectedly due to 'rampant sexual euphoria' spurred by Ivana Phuque's explosion onto the world...
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