Funny story: Peter Andre: Secret Girlfriend Named

Peter Andre: Secret Girlfriend Named

I can exclusively reveal that Peter Andre has been involved in a secret love affair for the past few months, despite taking an official line with the media that he is single. Speculation over Peter's love life has been rife since he split with his...
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Funny story: Rash of Celebrity's Children Committing Suicide Puts Hollywood Day Cares On Lock-Down

Rash of Celebrity's Children Committing Suicide Puts Hollywood Day Cares On Lock-Down

It started with the son of Walter Koenig (Chekov on Star Trek). Next was the son of singer and entertainer Marie Osmond. No one in Hollywood knows who will be the next child of a b-list star to commit suicide due to depression, and the second tier...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Frightened By Bald-Headed Mouse In Closet

Susan Boyle Frightened By Bald-Headed Mouse In Closet

Friends of Susan Boyle say that Susan told them that she would NEVER go back to the ****** Hotel ever again. "She told us that she thought she saw a bedbug when she first came into her room but that might have been one of those 'spider web things...
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Funny story: Olympics present dangerous safety hazard reports Canadian Industrial Safety Board

Olympics present dangerous safety hazard reports Canadian Industrial Safety Board

After routine inspections, the CISB is considering closing down this year's Winter Olympics in Vancouver, B.C. Inspectors were amazed at the number of dangerous, slippery floors and slopes that were accessible to the athletes and the general publ...
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Funny story: Subo gets her red mittens

Subo gets her red mittens

Miss Boyle is reported to have spent most of yesterday afternoon chatting with her expat Canadian volunteers in the shed. Notbannedfan noticed that Miss Boyle appeared to be sad. It can't be money, she thought, subo has just sold her zillionth CD, sh...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Record The Classic Hit Song "Sukiyaki"

Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song To Record The Classic Hit Song "Sukiyaki"

LOS ANGELES - Record producers Trevor and Yoshi Kitchenbit have just announced to the recording industry media that they have signed Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song to record the 1963 number one hit "Sukiyaki." The song which was made...
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Funny story: Iron Brew sold out in UK

Iron Brew sold out in UK

The British fans of Iron Brew are up in arms at the news that there isn't a drop of their favourite drink to be found across the nation. Apparently some rich American fan's of Susan Boyle's ordered every last drop and are having it shipped over to...
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Funny story: The U.S. and The U.K. To Ban "Um" and "You Know" During Award Show Acceptance Speeches

The U.S. and The U.K. To Ban "Um" and "You Know" During Award Show Acceptance Speeches

LONDON - The combined governments of the United States and the United Kingdom have decided to act on thousands of complaints, requests, and suggestions and will immediately be moving to ban the use of the words "um" and "you know" in award show accep...
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Funny story: Patti LaBelle Says The American Idol Judges Are Not Qualified To Judge

Patti LaBelle Says The American Idol Judges Are Not Qualified To Judge

MOBILE, Alabama - Patti LaBelle was in Mobile visiting an ex-boyfriend who she says borrowed $7,000 from her back in 1987. She was asked what she thought about this year's American Idol contestants and new judge Ellen DeGeneres. Miss LaBelle sa...
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Funny story: Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Conception - (Faultlines): "Not hard to guess where Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Fritzl got his inspiration!" was the only comment from astonished relief workers in the devastated Chilean town of Parral. Located on the northern shore of the Perqu...
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Funny story: Subo needs red mittens in Scottish blizzards

Subo needs red mittens in Scottish blizzards

As blizzards once again hit her homeland Miss Boyle, reportedly, is unable to get her mitts on the 2010 Winter Olympics must have, a pair of red mittens decorated with the maple leaf on one side and the Olympic rings on the other. Allegedly there...
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Funny story: Snap, Crackle, Where's Pop?

Snap, Crackle, Where's Pop?

Famous brothers Snap, Crackle and Pop have announced that they are splitting up after decades of working together on the cereal promotion circuit. The elves, who were "snapped" up by cereal giant Kellogg's to be the official mascots of Rice Krisp...
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Funny story: Subo takes up Subbuteo and gets beat 77 to nil

Subo takes up Subbuteo and gets beat 77 to nil

Susan Boyle alias Subo has taken up Subbuteo the football table soccer game in which you use skill to flick the football players you have to play a game of soccer on a table. Players maintain possession as long as the figure they flick makes contact...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Simon Cowell and Ellen Degeneres Invite Ivana Phuque To Perform On American Idol

Swedish Olympic Skater Ivana Phuque has become the international darling of the Vancouver Winter Games. She has won four gold medals and the hearts of millions of fans all over the world. Her daring jumps, spins, and leaps, all performed braless an...
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Funny story: Ivana Phuque To Take Up Karate

Ivana Phuque To Take Up Karate

Ivana Phuque, Olympic speed skating champion and darling to millions of sports fans has announced that she wants to win gold at the summer Olympics. She is to attempt to gain a place on the Swedish Karate team for London 2012. At a press conferenc...
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Funny story: Wailng Wall Proposed For DC Mall

Wailng Wall Proposed For DC Mall

In a joint press conference today, Republican leaders joined by members of the T-Baggers, Birthers, Fox News, and talk show personalities announced that a bill is being introduced in Congress to construct a Wailing Wall on the DC Mall. Congressma...
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Funny story: BA - "Project Mirror" goes Live!

BA - "Project Mirror" goes Live!

Not so well known British airline company Brutish Airways today announced cost saving measures to try and shore up the ailing company's finances until they go bust allowing Ryanair to take them over later this year. "We had a brainstorming session...
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Funny story: Martha Stewart: How To Wipe Your Ass Using Only One Corncob

Martha Stewart: How To Wipe Your Ass Using Only One Corncob

Today's guests on Martha Stewart are one Lonas Peediddle of Badger, Arkansas and his pig, Alice. Martha announced that today her audience would be learning a basic survival technique from a Mr. Badger from Peediddle, Arkansas. "Uh, right...or c...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Was Pregnant Insists Australian Tabloid

Kristen Stewart Was Pregnant Insists Australian Tabloid

It was all front page news last year when the story broke by the Australian tabloid, "The Weekly Snatch" saying that Kristen Stewart was pregnant by Robert Pattinson. Then it all blew over and the tabloid was discredited. Now they are back and ins...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas To Star In Challenging Movie, "A Leap In Time"

Nick Jonas To Star In Challenging Movie, "A Leap In Time"

Nick Jonas of the band, the Jonas Brothers who has played roles on television besides playing music and singing for the group, has taken on the challenging role of a teenager who goes back in time to try to prevent a tragedy from happening. "This...
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Funny story: Amazon Offence Coalition blames Falklands crude drill for Chile tremor

Amazon Offence Coalition blames Falklands crude drill for Chile tremor

Quito - (Richter Scale): The Ecuadorean corruption cheerleader issued a statement today blaming Wannabe Petroleum's oil rigs for triggering the 8.8 quake which rattled much of western Latin America today. The fledgeling crude explorer started dril...
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Funny story: Lloyd Grosswoman Recalled

Lloyd Grosswoman Recalled

Lloyd Grosswoman has been recalled amid fears that he might contain traces of ass. Customers who have purchased any Lloyd Grossman products are being urged to return the products. The warning was issued by the Health Standards Agency. Spokesman S...
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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Closed After Tourist Mauled By Camilla

Buckingham Palace Closed After Tourist Mauled By Camilla

Buckingham Palace has been closed to visitors after a tourist was mauled by Camilla, wife of Prince Charles. The incident happened in the state banqueting rooms during a guided tour. Several times in the past visitors have been attacked by minor m...
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Funny story: Chinese bank owns 50 Premiership players' gambling debts 'worth £60m'

Chinese bank owns 50 Premiership players' gambling debts 'worth £60m'

London - (Sports Relief): At least fifty Premiership players' gambling debts worth an estimated £60 million have been bought up by the King Kong & Sham High Banking Corp. Worried Punters Anonymous sources estimate that up to 90% of England 20...
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Funny story: Met Launch New Personal Officer Scheme

Met Launch New Personal Officer Scheme

The Metropolitan Police have launched a new scheme in order to combat crime in a modern way. The traditional 'bobby on the beat' is a huge strain on resources and is now largely unworkable. It will be replaced with the new personal officer scheme.
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Funny story: Al Gore Pleads Please Please Help Me as Global Freezing evidence grows

Al Gore Pleads Please Please Help Me as Global Freezing evidence grows

Al Gore appeared today at a news conference in New York looking rather worried and disturbed. "Please Please Help Me" he said "An iceberg that has broken free from Antarctica caused by Global Warming will probably cause Global Freezing" The iceber...
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Funny story: SuBo abducted by aliens

SuBo abducted by aliens

Fanatics were distraught last night after Susan Boyle was reportedly abducted by aliens. A bright beam of light was seen over her Scottish home, lasting for several seconds. SuBo is nowhere to be found. Late last night, a communication from the pl...
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Funny story: Subo blamed for US shortage of red wool

Subo blamed for US shortage of red wool

"Wool for all seasons" magazine has reported a shortage of red wool in many US states. Shelves in craft stores are reported to be cleaned out of red wool while stocks of other shades of wool appeared to be plentiful. The craft store chain, "M...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart took a flight to London yesterday after someone advised them to check TheSpoof.com and read the magazine article about the wise woman. The Wise Woman lives in London in Trafalgar Square and feeds the pigeons...
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Funny story: Andy Murray & The Money to Burn Syndrome

Andy Murray & The Money to Burn Syndrome

Investigative reporter Ian Burns has been investigating what he calls THE MONEY TO BURN SYNDROME and is calling for an end to this madness now. Ian explained that he is pissed off hearing about overpaid sportsmen,actors and corrupt overpaid politi...
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Funny story: BBC Radio Cutbacks - Radio Glasgow To Close

BBC Radio Cutbacks - Radio Glasgow To Close

The BBC has announced that it is to axe Radio Glasgow as part of its cutback plans. The radio station will broadcast for the final time on Monday March 1st. BBC spokesperson Marmalade Dirty-Hussy said "We have to make some savings and we decided...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole Blames It On The Boogie

Ashley Cole Blames It On The Boogie

Shamed Ashley Cole, philandering husband of nation's sweetheart Cheryl Cole, has broken his silence regarding the high profile break-up. An unofficial statement released by a tramp this morning states, "My wife's always dancing, which isn't in its...
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Funny story: NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say "Oy!"

NASA Says Astronauts Will Eventually Go To Mars, Martians Say "Oy!"

Martians are appalled by the news that astronauts will, at some point in the future, be heading for their homeland. With an intergalactic wiretapping audio-visual device, a Spoof reporter was able to observe, and listen to, a conversation between tw...
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Funny story: Scotland owned By England according to Queen of England and other places

Scotland owned By England according to Queen of England and other places

The Queen of England today declared that Scotland is owned by England,speaking from Buckingham Palace she said " Scotland is part of the United Kid On and is owned by England we need your oil money" While the mainstream media continue to confuse p...
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Funny story: Lady Nips Only in Airplane Bathroom

Lady Nips Only in Airplane Bathroom

(Tokyo-Japan) All Nippon Airways, ANA, will introduce women-only lavatories on its international routes starting next week. In a statement released by the airline, the gender based lavatories were not a result of "any specific complaints. It was...
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Funny story: Health Care Reform on TV...at Least

Health Care Reform on TV...at Least

(Washington, D.C.) The televised live bipartisan debate between President Obama and members of Congress was generally dubbed a "publicity stunt" by the media as well as political scholars, who are convinced that neither side was swayed. "Only the...
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Funny story: Paterson not looking for reelection; will remain governor

Paterson not looking for reelection; will remain governor

(Albany-NY) Embattled New York Governor David Paterson is expected to announce that he won't seek reelection, but will remain as governor for the rest of the year. This is due to a "New York Times" story reporting that the governor may have inter...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes NRA

Sarah Palin Goes NRA

(Charlotte-NC) Sarah Palin will be the keynote speaker at the National Rifle Association's annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina this May. Palin, in addition to being a former Governor of Alaska and nemesis to "The Family Guy", is a huntere...
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Funny story: Ivana Phuque To Enter UK Politics

Ivana Phuque To Enter UK Politics

Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque is to turn her back on Olympic sport for a career in politics. Phuque, resident in Littlehampton, is expected to announce the formation of her own political party, the Free United Constitutional Kinfolk. Already memb...
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Funny story: Turkey Coup or Coop for Turkeys? You decide!

Turkey Coup or Coop for Turkeys? You decide!

Most of the world has always wondered about a country that is named after a fowl. We don't have the "United States of Chicken" or "Great Budgie". Of course there are the Canary Islands, but they are just islands after all! So when Turkey's government suffers a coup, just how serious are we to take it? Does this mean that a portion of the country will be chopped off like some huge drumstick?...
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Funny story: Sad day for Americans - they have run out of red tablecloths

Sad day for Americans - they have run out of red tablecloths

It's a sad, sad day for Americans. Today, 26th February, 2010 the USA ran out of red plastic tablecloths. This date 26th February will be forever recoginized as RED FRIDAY and has been designated an American National Holiday. From this day forward, whenever the 26th February falls on Friday....NO-ONE will be allowed to wear anything red or anything plastic. No-one is allowed to give...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen in talks to make new show Two and a half men in Rehab

Charlie Sheen in talks to make new show Two and a half men in Rehab

Charlie Sheen star of the television programme Two and A Half Men has now gone into Rehab and is unavailable at present to film any more episodes of the hit US comedy series. Producers are threatening to sue Mr Sheen for two and a half million dol...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visit Eskimos in Alaska

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart visited Eskimos in Alaska yesterday as part of a plan to see if everybody in the World knew who they were. After speaking to dozens of Eskimos in their Igloos it became quite clear in fact 100% clear Eskimos...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

Dancing With The Stars Kisses Lacey Schwimmer Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - One of the producers of Dancing With The Stars Curtis Verflippet has stated that the upcoming DWTS season will not include professional dancer Lacey Schwimmer. When asked why the popular 21-year-old had been axed Verflippet simply said...
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Funny story: TGN Cancels The Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Reality Show - "We Were Just 17"

TGN Cancels The Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Reality Show - "We Were Just 17"

HOLLYWOOD - TGN, the Teenage Girl Network has just stated that they have cancelled the teenage girl show, We Were Just 17, after only airing four shows. TGN vice-president of programming and scheduling Ellsworth Birdstoopski stated that although t...
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Funny story: Atomic element namesake snubbed

Atomic element namesake snubbed

The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) added copernicum to its list of officially-recognized elements this week. Element number 112, previously named ununbium, was given a permanent title after seven months of debate. Whi...
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Funny story: Man grows beard on back of head

Man grows beard on back of head

Local dead-head Iver Stronganja has repeated something experts said could only happen once in the age of Aquarius - he has grown a beard squarely on the back of his head! In an interview he said, "Last fall I decided to go for it again and get so...
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Funny story: Giant Iceberg Breaks Off In Bid For Winter Olympics

Giant Iceberg Breaks Off In Bid For Winter Olympics

After months of vacillation Antarctica has decided to send a delegation to the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. The team is heading northward in the shape of an large iceberg. More massive than the state of Connecticut,the berg is hoping to medal in...
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Funny story: Toyota throttles hacked

Toyota throttles hacked

After their success in defeating Google, the Chinese Hackers Society (CHS) has turned its attention to Japan. Since they discovered that the new Toyotas use wireless throttle control, they are now hacking the control systems of the Toyotas, and ar...
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Funny story: Ashley Cole's Mum Wants Cheryl To Forgive Little Ashley For His Being Seduced By Half A Dozen "Fans"

Ashley Cole's Mum Wants Cheryl To Forgive Little Ashley For His Being Seduced By Half A Dozen "Fans"

LONDON - One has to hand it to Ashley Cole, err on second thought lets make that one has to admire the Chelsea chap for pulling out all of the stops in trying to salvage his marriage to his wife the "Pond Hopping" Cheryl Cole (Hough?). Ashley, or...
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Funny story: NBA Sports Announcer Marv Albert Suspended For His Watermelon Remark

NBA Sports Announcer Marv Albert Suspended For His Watermelon Remark

NEW ORLEANS - Veteran National Basketball Association sports announcer Marv Albert has been suspended by the NBA for a remark he made during the New Orleans Hornets - Cleveland Cavaliers game. Albert who thought that his microphone was off remarke...
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Funny story: Fury At Private 999 Call Centre

Fury At Private 999 Call Centre

A Police force is under attack over a pilot scheme in which it employed a private call centre to handle emergency 999 calls. Muntingtonshire Police was the first force to trial the cost-cutting scheme. Union chiefs are aghast at the results of...
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