Funny story: Mr Kipling's "Exceedingly Sexy Wife"

Mr Kipling's "Exceedingly Sexy Wife"

Britain's favourite cake character Mr Kipling is to unveil his wife to TV viewers for the first time in a controversial new advertising campaign. Viewers have never seen Mr Kipling. His existence has only been known through the words of his friend...
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Funny story: Vote for me or else: Brown

Vote for me or else: Brown

Gordon Brown has urged voters to "Vote for me or you'll get a punch" as he unveiled his election campaign themes. Under the slogan "Do you want some?", he told a rally in Coventry that Labour would be "taking names and kicking the gonads" of those...
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Funny story: Ask a cowboy, they never lie

Ask a cowboy, they never lie

Q: Can the world ever learn to get over their disagreements and just get along? Cowboy: You mean world peace? Wheeedoggies, No. Q: Is the study of mathematics a study of constants? Cowboy: You've gotta be pullin' my bandanna! Of course it is! Q: How old are you? Cowboy: As old as the prairie wind soughin' through the tall grass, as old as the Bitterroots rakin' the sky, as old as wa...
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Funny story: SuBo Fan-hating Gang Rears Its Ugly Head!

SuBo Fan-hating Gang Rears Its Ugly Head!

It has been reported that the notorious gang, XYZ, based in Upper Slobbovia is at it again. The SuBo fan-hating group strikes the weak, the innocent, and the elderly. The leader, someone living in Slobbovia, can be identified by the gravy s...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Is Not Officially Engaged To His 'Afghanistani Idol' Mezhgan Hussainy

Simon Cowell Is Not Officially Engaged To His 'Afghanistani Idol' Mezhgan Hussainy

BEVERLY HILLS - American Idol judge Simon Cowell has not finally decided to say cheerio, arrivederci, adios, au revoir, sayonara, and bye-bye to bachelorhood. The 50-year-old "Sultan of Sarcasm" has not revealed that he is tired of always going ho...
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Funny story: Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Waiter dragged to his death in lobster tank

Police and Coroners are investigating reports that a waiter was dragged into a lobster tank by one of the incumbent crustaceans. Derek Cheese, owner of Le Grande Fromage restaurant in Scarborough played down suggestions of killer lobster attack, sugg...
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Funny story: Republicans/Democrats suffering severe health problems following lengthy health care debates

Republicans/Democrats suffering severe health problems following lengthy health care debates

U.S. Politicians have noticed a uniform deterioration in their health following incredibly long discussions on the floor detailing the country's health care overhaul process. Several Congresspersons were discovered in a comatose state,although it...
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Funny story: Massive unexploded WW2 nuke blamed for Okinawa tremor

Massive unexploded WW2 nuke blamed for Okinawa tremor

Japan - (Ebola Gay): The huge 7.3 quake centered some 80 kilometers east-southeast of Naha struck at 5.31am prompting fears it was caused by one of the 'lost' atomic bombs that ended World War II. The Pacific Tsunami Global Warming Center said tod...
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Funny story: Killer Whales a menace; impossible to detect say scientists

Killer Whales a menace; impossible to detect say scientists

In an emergency session, after yet one more atrocity committed by killer whales, the Society for Human Association with Mammals from Under the Sea.(SHAMUS) announced: "Lurking anywhere from the open ocean to indoor lap and kiddie pools, the whale fa...
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Funny story: Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Faye's Hair Emporium in Mix-up at Olympic Curling Stadium

Olympic authorities escorted two women from the curling floor Wednesday. Rosanna Donaldson and Pepper Jamey stated that they received what later appeared to be a crank phone call requesting a "high curl and dye job" at the facility in Vancouver.
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Funny story: George Soros 'at heart of hedge fund plot betting on the Queen's death on Monday'

George Soros 'at heart of hedge fund plot betting on the Queen's death on Monday'

Off-the-Wall Street - (Ponzi): His Soreass Fund Management is at the center of a massive punt that simpering Russian impostor Queen Elizabeth Ratzinger will snuff it on Monday, St David's Day. The billionaire financier last got lucky in 1992 when...
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Funny story: Homeland Security On Duty: Loses 3522 Hi Tech Items Worth $13.3M!

Homeland Security On Duty: Loses 3522 Hi Tech Items Worth $13.3M!

Reports leaked out today that the US's top Internal Law Enforcement Bureau, the Homeland Security Agency "lost over $13.3M in Hi Tech tools in 2009. Homeland Security Chief, Janet "Big Sis" Napalatano said she couldn't comment on the report saying...
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Funny story: Carly Simon Finally Reveals Whom She Was Singing About In "You're So Vain"!

Carly Simon Finally Reveals Whom She Was Singing About In "You're So Vain"!

Like other songs that have never been completely explained (Whiter Shade Of Pale, American Pie, etc) Carly Simon's big hit "You're So Vain" has been talked about for many years. All Simon would say was that it was a combination of the men she has kno...
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Funny story: Mossad blames Peter Mandelson's birth mother for Dubai hit

Mossad blames Peter Mandelson's birth mother for Dubai hit

Tel Aviv - (Tell Him Anything You Like!): Mossad high command has blamed Peter Mandelson's fetid IRA birth mother, a resident in the Persian Gulf, for the Dubai hit on a Hamas commander wanted for, er, something. Svetlana Khrushchev, 70, spawned t...
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Funny story: Danish newspaper apologises to the "Great One" and offer him a crate of Best Lager!

Danish newspaper apologises to the "Great One" and offer him a crate of Best Lager!

Danish newspaper Politiken has apologised to the "Great One" for publishing cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammed as a suicide bomber. Printing the cartoons set off world-wide protests against the Danish and threats of a Jihad. The cartoonist...
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Funny story: Stephen King Pens New Horror Sequel: "Carrie... Pops Her Cherry"

Stephen King Pens New Horror Sequel: "Carrie... Pops Her Cherry"

Carrie White was the title protagonist of the Stephen King novel who appeared to be dead at the end of the movie and book. In the final scene of the movie, however, a hand is seen reaching out of the dirt of the destruction of her home. King anno...
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Funny story: Useless Gifts 2 : The Labelmaker

Useless Gifts 2 : The Labelmaker

I can't imagine ever having a pressing need for labels on everything. I admit I did have a mini label maker once, and it was fun making a label that said, "PENIS," or, "INSERT COCK HERE," and putting them on my friends' faces when they passed out, and for a while my old TV remote commanded everyone who picked it up to "SMOKE POT AND WORSHIP SATAN," but I've never really needed to label anyth...
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Funny story: Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Medical research has shown that the hair of a human being is the dirtiest part of the body, carrying the largest number of organisms and diseases. Because of this revelation, more and more men are shaving their pubic areas because they say "it is cl...
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Funny story: New Pacific Island Created Out Of Litter - US Invades

New Pacific Island Created Out Of Litter - US Invades

Entrepreneurs are jumping on the new opportunity developing in the middle of the Pacific. The multi national realty conglomerate Glutton Realty has purchased the entity known as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch and is turning it into a new mega-island...
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Funny story: Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Research Reveals Obama May Have Once Placed Ad In Student Newspaper "Let Barry Pop Your Cherry"

Researchers into the life of United States President Barack Hussein Obama have discovered an ad in a student newspaper at his University. While it cannot be directly traced to him, indications are that he may have been the one to place the message i...
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Funny story: Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane. Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...
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Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #03

Home experiments whilst naked #03

Previous Experiments: Experiment #01 Experiment #02 Bonjour, mon amis! The French are a very interesting people. They may not be as good-looking as the Italians, nor shoplift as sneakily as the Spanish but they sure know how to be rude, patronising and cheap. Ahhh, the French…a noble people who you can always depend on to let you down. Now, let us away from this talk of Frenchies and s...
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Funny story: Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Has Younger Sister Anita Phuque Who Wants To Compete In 2012 London Olympic Pole Vaulting

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Has Younger Sister Anita Phuque Who Wants To Compete In 2012 London Olympic Pole Vaulting

Swedish Olympic Team Skater Ivana Phuque has been the most popular athlete at the Vancouver Winter Games. The vivacious and outgoing blonde has captivated audiences with her bottomless skating and braless jumping. A visit with the competitor's fami...
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Funny story: Tiger's Girlfriend, Cori Rist, Says Woods Asked For a Mulligan

Tiger's Girlfriend, Cori Rist, Says Woods Asked For a Mulligan

One of Tiger Woods playthings and suspected former hooker told a reporter that Tiger had a lot of problems with his putter while she was with him. "I don't know about the others, but Tiger's putter, which he calls 'Pig Sticker' was really giving h...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner can't seem to figure out whether it's a sweet dream, or a beautiful nightmare...

Taylor Lautner can't seem to figure out whether it's a sweet dream, or a beautiful nightmare...

After the catastrophe of his relationship with Selena Gomez, and his diabolical eating out, slash dating fling with Taylor Swift, Mr Lautner seems to have gone solo for all the paparrazzi know. Although recently, sources have stated that the man himself has been having rather a few restless nights at his home in California. A source that is close to the Twilight Saga actor has stated; "Tay...
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Funny story: Kraken Eats Apollo Anton Ohno As He Wins 20th Olympic Metal!

Kraken Eats Apollo Anton Ohno As He Wins 20th Olympic Metal!

Ok not really, but that is what these lame sports/movie tie-in commercials seem to show. It was first seen during the NBA Finals where Kobe Bryant turns into a Orc. Now, during the Olympics there is a Kraken that is about to eat Apollo Anton Ohn...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Stalked By Fan With Multiple Identity Disorder

Susan Boyle Stalked By Fan With Multiple Identity Disorder

Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle is being stalked by a fan with multiple identity disorder or dissociative identity disorder (DID). Her website has received numerous emails all claiming to be written by different people when they are in fact th...
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Funny story: Joe The Plumber Unclogs Paris Hilton

Joe The Plumber Unclogs Paris Hilton

Called out on an emergency run, Joe the Plumber reached the home of Paris Hilton just in time. "I feel like I'm going to explode", a plumber's helper told us after receiving a cash bonus as much as he makes in a month. "Joe can't read anyway",...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...
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Funny story: Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque Thinks It Was John Terry Who Popped Her Cherry

Pharmacists around the world admit that sales of Viagra have been down ever since Swedish Olympic Sensation Ivana Phuque begin captivating crowds at the Vancouver Winter Games. The blonde bombshell, who performs braless in her tight, white lycra top...
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Funny story: Subo culture ARRAS sect rescued at sea

Subo culture ARRAS sect rescued at sea

The US coastguard were involved in a dramatic rescue 400 miles east of Connecticut this morning. Earlier a passing Virgin Atlantic flight from London to New York had raised the alert when a passenger, believed to be the singer Susan Boyle spotted...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton 'beer can-shagging' TV ad upsets Brazilians

Paris Hilton 'beer can-shagging' TV ad upsets Brazilians

San Paulo - (Mine's A Stella): "Maybe she's experiencing heat rash chafing - a form of brazilian depilation nappy-rash?" one helpful beer-lover commented today in the escalating row. The blonde twenty-something American socialite has upset Sao Pa...
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Funny story: "We Are The World" Remake Voted Special Grammy As Biggest Piece of Crap Ever

"We Are The World" Remake Voted Special Grammy As Biggest Piece of Crap Ever

An almost unanimous vote by Caucasian, Oriental, and Hispanic artists has declared that the "We Are The World" remake is "the biggest piece of crap ever" (their words) and the worst waste of musical talent of all times. The song remake, which was do...
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Funny story: Big Barney in Belfast as Orangeman goes Berserk

Big Barney in Belfast as Orangeman goes Berserk

There was a Big Barney in Belfast last night as Dutch player Raymond Barneveld the 5 times World Darts Champion went berserk after he was beaten by the magic darts of Australian Simon Whitlock who is known as the Wizard. Barney bashed in the door...
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Funny story: In the biscuit barrel today the Kit Kat

In the biscuit barrel today the Kit Kat

The Kit Kat We all know how the advert goes. "Have a break. Have a Kit Kat" What we don't concentrate on is the story of the chocolate covered fingers. It's hardly surprising when you consider that people have been murdered in a bid to cover up the truth. Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence and Avondale (1864-1892) the grandson of Queen Victoria was a sexual hedonist and a frequent...
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Funny story: The Line the Bridge and the Wardrobe

The Line the Bridge and the Wardrobe

Suicide rates are set to rise if new proposals backed by Terry Pratchett and Debbie Purdy go ahead. Pratchett and Purdy are two of the most outspoken people in the right to die campaign but not every one wants to die - just look at Michael Jackson he wanted to be Cryogenically Frozen. If these proposals go ahead this will be added to the already varied ways people commit suicide which include:...
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Funny story: Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan

Swedish Olympic Phenom Ivana Phuque Tells Susan Boyle that She's Also A Subo Fan

Fresh from her multi-gold winning performances at the Vancouver Olympic Winter Games, Swedish skating sensation Ivana Phuque announced that she is a big SuBo (Susan Boyle) fan and wants to meet the singing star. A surprised Boyle admitted that she h...
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Funny story: Daffy Jihad Against Switzerland Leaves Libya Broke

Daffy Jihad Against Switzerland Leaves Libya Broke

Daffy Duck, military dictator of Libya and a star of Looney Toons, has called for a jihad against Switzerland. Yes, Switzerland! In a rambling and baffling speech Daffy said "We will stop all cuckoo clocks from being sold. No chocolate shall be a...
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Funny story: Portsmouth To Merge With Southampton

Portsmouth To Merge With Southampton

Crisis hit Premier club Portsmouth have announced that they plan to merge with local neighbours Southampton. The cost of maintaining two football teams on the South coast has proved too much and insiders believe that a merger is the only solution.
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Reveals All

Taylor Lautner Reveals All

Everybody loves Taylor Lautner's body. They think it is SO hot. But is it really? Just today, Taylor revealed to us that his handsome tan and muscular body is FAKE! Turns out that he is a 55 year old man who weighs about 234.34 pounds, in fat. (See image.) When he is onscreen shooting he is wearing a green screen suit so that they can edit it later. Kristin Stewart had this to say...
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Funny story: Interview with: Taylor Swift

Interview with: Taylor Swift

Today we interviewed Taylor Swift and she gave me some interesting thoughts and ideas. 1. Who was your first crush? My first crush was Simon Cowell, at age 50! 2. Do you really think you are a good singer? No, but all my adoring fans do! 3. Have you ever considered changing careers? Yes, if I wasn't a singer I would be on "Biggest Loser" as a contestant. My man...
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Funny story: Obama Threatens to Cancel London Embassy Plans & Build it in Argentina. Irish Consortium in 'Shock'!

Obama Threatens to Cancel London Embassy Plans & Build it in Argentina. Irish Consortium in 'Shock'!

Reacting in petulant anger over the release of classified terrorist documents, President Obama has threatened to scrap plans to construct a $1B embassy outside of London and instead build it in Argentina. The threat has significant impact on the f...
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Funny story: Movie Review: Allie and the Pipsqueaks

Movie Review: Allie and the Pipsqueaks

Today a new movie came out to theaters. It is called Allie and the Pipsqueaks. Many people have been waiting for this movie, especially older men and women with hygeine problems. The movie addresses topics such as, dead animals, hyigene, not so clean bottled water and man boobs. It addresses these topics so meanly and rudely that many sensetive people will most likely enjoy it. We int...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

Susan Boyle To Star As Ivana Phuque In New Musical

A new musical about the legendary Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque will star Susan Boyle. The Scottish songstress is to undergo intensive make up in a bid to make her appear more like the blonde bombshell. However, make up artist Danny Cockgobblin s...
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Funny story: Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 Million Toy Yodas Recalled Over Safety Fears

Over 5 million toy Yodas have been recalled world wide amid safety fears. The effect is likely to be disastrous on the replica Star Wars market, which has only just recovered from the exploding Han Solo fiasco. The Yoda dolls were supposed to make...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Who are you?

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart who are you seems to be the question asked by most people in Scotland. We done surveys in Edinburgh and Glasgow and 90% of people over 40 did not know who they were. For people who said they did not know who...
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Funny story: UK Telephone Books Are Becoming Collector's Items Because of Susan Boyle

UK Telephone Books Are Becoming Collector's Items Because of Susan Boyle

British Telephone Books are just flying off the shelves...even though they are FREE. A huge number of Susan Boyle's American Fanatics are ordering them in huge numbers as a result of something they read with SuBo's name attached to it. If anyo...
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Funny story: Subo culture course Mr A-M joins the shed volunteers

Subo culture course Mr A-M joins the shed volunteers

The McLuz has added a new volunteer to her team in the shed. Mr A-M arrived in Scotland disguised as a member of the Canadian curling team, Go Canada,Go bringing with him a secret report on the ARRAS (Always Red Room Above Satan) meetings written in...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger is member of Skull & Bones

Arnold Schwarzenegger was apparently present at the last meeting at Bohemian Grove the traditional meeting place of members of Skull & Bones the secret organisation that every recent President of the USA has been a member of. When George W Bus...
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Funny story: One and a Half Men as Charlie Sheen enters Rehab

One and a Half Men as Charlie Sheen enters Rehab

The show Two and a Half Men starring Charlie Sheen may have to be renamed One and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen entered Rehab apparently for two and a half months. Producers are considering taking Legal Action against Sheen for Two and half Milli...
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Funny story: Subo culture course ARRAS sect in turmoil

Subo culture course ARRAS sect in turmoil

It is reported that the coven of the ARRAS sect, meeting in Brooklyn, New York were stunned into silence by the latest demands from their great leader Dr Bobbino de Ponytail. He is reportedly incensed at the continuing lack of progress against t...
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Funny story: Tipster tips Tipsarevic as Murray beaten in Dubai

Tipster tips Tipsarevic as Murray beaten in Dubai

Andy Murray was beaten in Dubai in the second round of the Barclay's Dubai Tennis Championship after being paid £250,000 in appearance money by the sponsors of the tournament. Murray apparently played like an amateur and later said he was experime...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic creates life-size model

SuBo fanatic creates life-size model

Super-duper-mega-fanatic, and wannabe SuBo suitor, 'ThomasTheCarpenter' has created a life-size model of Susan Boyle - out of mashed potatoes! "I've created every other type of 'tribute' to Susan known to man, so I decided to try something a littl...
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Funny story: Al Gore delays his new book The Last Winter Olympics

Al Gore delays his new book The Last Winter Olympics

Al Gore has delayed his new book The Last Winter Olympics until the summertime because he wants to launch it when its hot. This is what sensible people call seasonal weather change hot in the summer cold in the Winter. Gores book on Global Warming...
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Funny story: Speed Skating or Figure Skating?

Speed Skating or Figure Skating?

It might have been an accident, or a deliberate coincidence, but whatever the cause, Kim Yuna and Mao Asada, at the 2010 Olympics Long Program, were racing each other. Kim won, but Asada lost by just 0.01 points. After the "match-up" Asada...
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Funny story: Regulator bites; British Gas Likely to Continue to Make Steaming Great Wads of Cash

Regulator bites; British Gas Likely to Continue to Make Steaming Great Wads of Cash

British Gas, the UK's biggest gas and electricity provider gave details of a mammoth 58% increase in pre-tax profits yesterday, denying "epically taking the utter piss out of their customers by comprehensively failing to pass on the collapse in whole...
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Funny story: Dr Dolittle talks to Tommy Tortoise

Dr Dolittle talks to Tommy Tortoise

Dr Dolittle eventually met Tommy Tortoise after a three month wait because it took Tommy so long to get to their meeting place in London. When Tommy arrived he said "I am sorry I am late for a very important date but we tortoise's are very slow the last thing I did was post a letter and it took me two weeks to get to the post box and back home.Can you imagine if you humans had to put up with t...
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Funny story: Cryogenics Company wanted Michael Jacksons Head now they want Doctor's

Cryogenics Company wanted Michael Jacksons Head now they want Doctor's

The Cryogenics company at the centre of a row over the freezing of Michael Jacksons body to put in cryogenic suspension are furious at the circumstances of Jacksons death. When it was eventually clear that Jackson was dead the company tried to get...
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Funny story: Putin Hysterical With Laughter During Interview on EU Demise with Spoof Reporter Earl Grey!

Putin Hysterical With Laughter During Interview on EU Demise with Spoof Reporter Earl Grey!

The usually stern and threatening countenance of Russian Strong Man, and former KGB hit man Vladimir Putin dissolved into mirth today as he discussed the impending melt down of the EU with Spoof Correspondent Earl Grey on a live feed carried directly to what's left of the 'free' world. Putin spoke through his interpreter as he discussed the recent crash of the Euro and the 16 member union's me...
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Funny story: CNN Tries to Outfox FOX!

CNN Tries to Outfox FOX!

Austin, TX SEP Yesterday, when a plane crashed into a building in Austin, CNN grabbed the spotlight and the reporter tried to lead the person he was interviewing into a 9/11 scenario. "What did that remind you of? Did that remind you of anything?"...
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Funny story: American Idol's Kris Allen Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Allison Iraheta

American Idol's Kris Allen Denies That He Is Secretly Dating Allison Iraheta

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the American Idol backstage gossip chambers is that last year's winner Kris Allen, who just finished a concert tour in which he performed at a total of 29 day care centers in Arkansas, is secretly dating Allison Iraheta...
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Funny story: India's Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta Sign To Star In "Chandra's Angels"

India's Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta Sign To Star In "Chandra's Angels"

BOMBAY - Two of the most famous directors in Bollywood, India, are Ashwani and Raheem Amanpreet. Together the brothers have won over 37 academy awards, 26 Emmy awards, and the president's award for penmanship. The Amanpreets shared a win in last y...
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Funny story: Mexico Demands An Investigation As To Why American Idol Eliminated Joe Muñoz and Ashley Rodriguez

Mexico Demands An Investigation As To Why American Idol Eliminated Joe Muñoz and Ashley Rodriguez

HOLLYWOOD - The president of the Republic of Mexico Nacho Winslow has demanded an investigation into why two of the 24 American Idol finalists who are of Mexican descent were the first to be eliminated from the reality show. President Winslow said...
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Funny story: DNA tests positively link church reformer to ZZ Top

DNA tests positively link church reformer to ZZ Top

Texas rock duo ZZ Top has been conclusively linked to early church father John Calvin. "It was one of those things that we probably could have guessed at years ago but it took modern science to make it conclusive," said Prof. Jerome Hugginshire, r...
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Funny story: Time to "shut-er-down" says Fed Secretary Bernanke

Time to "shut-er-down" says Fed Secretary Bernanke

In an historic move Federal Reserve Secretary Ben Bernanke has named Friday March 5 as the last day for money printing in the United States. "Sometimes you just get to where you have to call it a day." said the Fed Chief during an unusually rambli...
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Funny story: Ke$ha Says If She Was Cheryl Cole She'd Stab The Low-Life Cheatin' Ashley In His Winky Poo

Ke$ha Says If She Was Cheryl Cole She'd Stab The Low-Life Cheatin' Ashley In His Winky Poo

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The electropop singer who goes by the four-letter, one-character name of Ke$ha told several members of the news media that if she was Cheryl Cole and her husband Ashley had cheated on her with the half dozen or so tarts she would not...
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Funny story: Scientists in a rush to rename Killer Whales

Scientists in a rush to rename Killer Whales

Stunned by this week's whale vs. human drowning at a Florida tourist attraction, U.S. zoologists are convening a hastily thrown together symposium in order to focus on the problem. Dr. Lloyd Flembey, acting director of Florida's "Dolphin World Aqu...
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Funny story: WHO Is Concerned About Narcissism Pandemic

WHO Is Concerned About Narcissism Pandemic

The World Health Organization have today announced that global narcissism has reached pandemic proportions. A spokesman said, "Self-absorption, self-interest and self-importance has infected the world's population on a scale never before seen."...
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Funny story: Katie Price's World Cup Hopes

Katie Price's World Cup Hopes

Katie Price has been named as the new England manager in a shock move announced earlier today at FA HQ in London. Speculation had literally reached fever pitch over who will take over the England Manager's position following Fabio Capello's being...
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Funny story: Ian McShane To Play Blackbeard In Pirates Of The Caribbean : On Stranger Tides

Ian McShane To Play Blackbeard In Pirates Of The Caribbean : On Stranger Tides

Word has reached our Hollywood office that Ian McShane, son of a Manchester United footballer and best known in his UK homeland as Lovejoy, the antiques bloke, has all but put pen to paper to play Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean 4. McShane,...
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Funny story: Subo culture volunteers speak candidly

Subo culture volunteers speak candidly

In a shed in Blackburn, West Lothian two volunteers diligently unravel wool from knitted red scarves hour after hour. Two devoted fans of Susan Boyle who decided enough was enough and that they too would take nae mair crap. A-M and notbannedfan, we s...
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Funny story: 'Speedy Gonzalez' Gets Sluggish Response

'Speedy Gonzalez' Gets Sluggish Response

The proposed live action/CGI movie production of cartoon character Speedy Gonzalez has been received with widespread caution by politically correct Hollywood reporters for fear that the movie will be blighted by racist overtones. The movie's produ...
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Funny story: Sex Education In Schools Slammed By Health And Safety Commission

Sex Education In Schools Slammed By Health And Safety Commission

Sex Education in schools in England and Wales has been slammed as 'woefully inadequate' in a report released by the Health and Safety Commission. The report says that too much emphasis is placed on the biological details and consequences of sexual...
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Funny story: Belle De Jour 'A Bit Spotty' Claims Harrogate Man

Belle De Jour 'A Bit Spotty' Claims Harrogate Man

Harrogate man Eddie Boothroyd was looking forward to watching 'This Week' last night on BBC1 because Belle de Jour was appearing on the show. Mr Boothroyd, a long time admirer of the 'Belle de Jour' blog - which describes the day to day life of a hig...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan calls Simon Cowell about (shhhh) the B word

Piers Morgan calls Simon Cowell about (shhhh) the B word

S: Hello and a wonderful morning from beautiful sunny LA. P: Simon, is that you? S: Yes, Piers and I am still on top of the world. London still cold? P: very cold S: Well, you will be out here soon for your red carpet gig and AGT. Is Whatshername coming with you? P: oh, yes-she follows m -- er-accompanies me everywhere these days. It will give her a chance to top up her tan...
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Funny story: Burnley Footballer Wins Countdown

Burnley Footballer Wins Countdown

Footballers aren't usually too well known for their intellectual prowess, but there is always an exception to the rule, and Burnley FC defender Clarke Carlisle is one of those exceptions. An outstanding one! Yesterday, Clarke Carlisle won his seco...
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