Funny story: The Manatee: A Pleasant Change from Cheryl Cole, Ashley and Tiger Woods

The Manatee: A Pleasant Change from Cheryl Cole, Ashley and Tiger Woods

This week we're in search of the mysterious, mystical manatee. This lovely animal was quite a sex symbol in its day. Indeed, the manatee's aura of glamour illuminates a very special ante room of natural history (it has its own odour too, as well as an aura, though that hardly smacks of glamour). The manatee is a refreshing thing to contemplate these days. It makes a pleasant change from Cheryl...
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Funny story: George Bush Senior Admits He's Bill Clinton's Father

George Bush Senior Admits He's Bill Clinton's Father

George Bush Sr rocked the political world this morning after a reporter friend of Bill Clinton asked him to have a DNA sample taken and he refused. "Yes, I am the father of Bill Clinton", Bush stated on the noonday press conference. "It's a long s...
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Funny story: American Idol: Simon Cowell Says The Final 12 Girls Are Simply "Karaoke Kids"

American Idol: Simon Cowell Says The Final 12 Girls Are Simply "Karaoke Kids"

HOLLYWOOD - The Final 12 female American Idol singers performed with The American Idol band and The American Idol backup singers but as Simon Cowell said The New York Philharmonic Orchestra, Celine Dion, and Barbra Streisand could not have helped the...
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Funny story: Walls have Ears!

Walls have Ears!

Hard pressed British families will be glad to hear that Walls, producer of their beloved "Banger" is branching out and will shortly be marketing "Pigs Ears" as "a tasty snack the whole family can enjoy anytime! "Gordon Brown was our inspiration. W...
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Funny story: Man With The World's Smallest Penis Claims Lady GaGa Showing Off In New Video

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Claims Lady GaGa Showing Off In New Video

The man with the world's smallest penis was hopping mad yesterday after seeing a copy of a bootleg video of Lady GaGa in the nude. "Well GaGa me with a spoon", stated Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name). "She only made that video to make me ma...
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Funny story: Cole joins Sugababes!

Cole joins Sugababes!

The Entertainment & Sporting World was left in turmoil tonight after an announcement by Lewisham's Leading "Artiste" management company. 'Pikey Minger Singer Ltd' (PMS) Issued a shock press release introducing "Coco" as the 4th member of "T...
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Funny story: Sane Day Surgery was Our Idea, says Mr Cheney

Sane Day Surgery was Our Idea, says Mr Cheney

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was miffed at learning of President Obama's "Sane Day Surgery" proposal. "That idea was ours from the get go!" said Mr Cheney. "We were already implementing "Sane Day Investment Counseling" and "Sane Day Home Mor...
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Funny story: Spacemen from Outer Space part 2

Spacemen from Outer Space part 2

Read this exciting story from the start Bloated, with their bellies gurgling, Reggie and Ronnie awoke with a burp. They got up and stepped outside their mobile home for a cigarette each. Reggie had inhaled half of his cigarette before he noticed the vehicle next to them. It looked a lot like their own trailer, but strangely different. "What the fack is that?" he said. "Well I don't fu...
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Funny story: Argy Bargy

Argy Bargy

The Argentinian foreign minister, Diego Maradona, has greased himself up for a round of talks with neighbouring countries about the future ownership of the Falkland Islands (or Las Malvinas as Diego's called them). Many South American leaders, in...
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Funny story: SuBo's second album revealed

SuBo's second album revealed

I can exclusively reveal the details of Susan Boyle's much-anticipated second album. Talking exclusively, the chief executive of SipCo Recording Discs, Simon Cowpat, told me "I can reveal that Susan Boyle's second album will be entitled 'Susan Boyle...
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Funny story: Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

Antarctic Earthquake Appeal Launched

The Antarctic Commission, the governing authority of Antarctica, has launched a desperate plea to the press to ask the public to send money to support victims of the recent earthquake in Antarctica. Two days ago an earthquake of magnitude 6.3 hit...
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Funny story: Home experiments whilst naked #02

Home experiments whilst naked #02

Welcome. I am Jesus Budda. In this series I will be describing some experiments that you, the ordinary person reading this article right now, can do at home. Naked. View previous Experiment #01 here All these experiments are 100% real. The majority of them will not lead to death or illness. I take no responsibility for any horrible mutilation that should occur. With that crap out o...
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Funny story: In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

In-Death Analysis: Bruce Forsyth sidesteps scythe

Musical comedian Jason Wood, a contestant on the original series of Strictly Come Dancing in 2004, has died aged 38. Death had originally been dispatched to claim the life of vintage crowd-pleaser Bruce Forsyth. Wood and Forsyth had been enjoyi...
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Funny story: Asteroid the Size of Rhode Island Promises to Not Be So Embarrassingly Small If It Comes Into Contact With Earth

Asteroid the Size of Rhode Island Promises to Not Be So Embarrassingly Small If It Comes Into Contact With Earth

MILKY WAY - It was recently discovered by scientists that there is a 1 in 28,000 chance that an asteroid the size of Rhode Island can have a direct impact with earth within the next 30 years. While this may not sound like a big deal, mainly due...
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Funny story: Google Exec's are arrested in Italy for "GOOGLING IT"!

Google Exec's are arrested in Italy for "GOOGLING IT"!

Italy has arrested 3 Google top Exec's for "GOOGLING IT"! Now all over the world people all GOOGLE IT but in IT-ALY there is a law against "GOOGLING IT" at the wrong time, "Mama's making spaghetti time" whereby all internet activity is forbidden when...
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Funny story: BNP leader Nick Griffin claims ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-shirts are racist especially when worn by Germans!

BNP leader Nick Griffin claims ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-shirts are racist especially when worn by Germans!

ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-Shirts are currently the rage in Scotland, Germany, Ireland and Argentina but have caused quite a stir because they're being branded as RACIST (especially when being worn by Germans) by BNP leader, Nick griffin.
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Opens Up Her Own Underwear Shop Called "SuBo's Knickers and Knick-Knacks"

Susan Boyle Opens Up Her Own Underwear Shop Called "SuBo's Knickers and Knick-Knacks"

BLACKBURN, West Lothian - Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, who gained world-wide notoriety on the television reality singing show X-Factor has now gone into the world of business. Miss Boyle will soon be cutting the ribbon at the gran...
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Funny story: SuBo Puts Beige Frock on eBay

SuBo Puts Beige Frock on eBay

Reports have reached us from informed inside sources that world-renowned singer Susan Boyle has placed the beige frock she wore for her audition on Britain's Got Talent up for auction on eBay. Bidding on the dress has been brisk. Various talk sho...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

Angelina Jolie and India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

CALCUTTA, India - Angelina Jolie has just has signed to star in the Candlelight Motion Pictures Company film The Panting Pink Panther. Ms. Jolie will star with one of India's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai who is regarded by many to be the An...
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Funny story: Tendulkar To Play For England

Tendulkar To Play For England

Sachin Tondulkar, the greatest batsman in the world is to play test cricket for England. Negotiations went on long into the night as the England and Wales Cricket Board sought to persuade the star that his future lay with England. England captain...
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Funny story: Scotland needs to learn to learn

Scotland needs to learn to learn

Nearly four-sixths of Scottish pupils are not doing good at reading and righting in the early years of secondry school, new figures show. An offishial Scottish Govnerment report into literecy found 60% of pupils in S2 had failed to do good, with p...
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Funny story: Apple iPad Confirms to 7th Grade Coach That You Can Pretty Much Spell Anything With "I" In It.

Apple iPad Confirms to 7th Grade Coach That You Can Pretty Much Spell Anything With "I" In It.

MILFORD, OH - For 7th grade Milford Junior Tigers basketball coach Pete Winston, basketball is life. When he wakes up in the morning, he mixes his Cheerios with Fruit Loops and dreams of the play that will win the city championship. During a mo...
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Funny story: David Beckham In Bid For Aston Villa

David Beckham In Bid For Aston Villa

David and Victoria Beckham are thought to have made a bid for Aston Villa. The couple have been searching for a new home and Victoria was heard to ask her husband "What about a villa?' David Beckham has told close friends that he has fallen in love w...
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Funny story: Wounded Rapist Demands Tougher Gun Control Laws.

Wounded Rapist Demands Tougher Gun Control Laws.

An unnamed accused serial rapist demanded tougher gun control laws from his hospital bed in suburban Philadelphia earlier today, just hours after being admitted by police for a gun shot wound incurred while attempting to assault a local woman. L...
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Funny story: Justin Timberpants To Do Second "Family Guy" In The Nude

Justin Timberpants To Do Second "Family Guy" In The Nude

Actor Justin Timberpants has decided to reappear on the Family Guy in the near future and get this, he will be completely nude! Although the naughty bits will be blacked out, they will be blacked out, ONLY FROM THE FRONT! Yes, both Timberpants...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Seen Coming Out Clay Aiken's Back Door

Adam Lambert Seen Coming Out Clay Aiken's Back Door

According to the latest edition of a national tabloid, Adam Lambert was spotted when he came out Clay Aiken's back door. "He quickly wrapped a sweater around his waist and looked down at his pants and then all around him, but I don't think he saw...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown And The Forces Of Hell Announce UK Tour

Gordon Brown And The Forces Of Hell Announce UK Tour

Heavy metal band Gordon Brown and the Forces of Hell are to tour the UK for the first time since he replaced Tony Blair on lead vocals. After a raucous pre tour party in Westminster the band are preparing to hit the road. Bass player Lord "Vader"...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Book 'The True Story of King Kate Gosselin - The Real Reason That I Cannot Get A Date" Hits #1

Kate Gosselin's Book 'The True Story of King Kate Gosselin - The Real Reason That I Cannot Get A Date" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Kate Gosselin was in town shopping for a new wristwatch. While at the highly prestigious Winds of Chicago Mall she received a call from one of her neighbors back in Pennsylvania. The neighbor notified her that her latest book, The True S...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan calls Simon Cowell - for some reason

Piers Morgan calls Simon Cowell - for some reason

S: Hello, hello, hello P: Hi, Simon, Piers here-how are things in LA? S: Wonderful!! It is sunny and warm outside and in my heart. I just can't stop smiling. How are things in London, Piers? P: Er - rainy and cold S: You know M has moved in with me, and we enjoy every minute together. I guess you know what that's like since Whatshername is living with you now, right? P. Er, um...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough's Hot Hot Hotel Rendezvous!

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough's Hot Hot Hotel Rendezvous!

HOLLYWOOD - When Great Britain's Cheryl Cole first landed at Los Angeles' LAX Airport she had a bit of a frown on her face. Well after spending time with her very good "Friend" and "Confidante" Derek Hough, Cheryl's little frown quickly left the b...
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Funny story: Is This The End Of The Milk Bottle?

Is This The End Of The Milk Bottle?

The humble milk bottle could be about to join edible underpants in retirement. Sainsbury's recently introduced two-pint bags. Now, in a bid to make further savings, the store are encouraging shoppers to buy a cow. "Each cow contains 50 pints of m...
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Funny story: 2.3 TRILLION dollars stolen the day before 911 - The Mr X Files

2.3 TRILLION dollars stolen the day before 911 - The Mr X Files

Mr X has been speaking to a former employee of the pentagon a Whistleblower who prefers to remain anonymous. At a restaurant in New York Mr X was told by the former pentagon employee don't just believe what I have to say without checking it out yourself. The Whistleblower went on to explain that the night before the 911 terrorist incident Donald Rumsfeld announced that 2.3 TRILLION dollars wen...
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Funny story: In the biscuit barrel today - The Jammy Dodger

In the biscuit barrel today - The Jammy Dodger

The use of jam in biscuits was nothing new, but Britain after world war two was an austere place. There were shortages of many items and trade union militancy grew. Professional football was no different to any other sector of society. Jimmy Hill, an inside forward with Fulham, was the most militant of footballers. In 1957 he became leader of the Professional Footballers Association (PFA). Hill...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole in baby drama

Cheryl Cole in baby drama

Cheryl Cole is set to continue her stay in L.A according to reports. Rumours are rife that the North East born media whore is likely to be offered a role in the Television adaptation of the story of Romulus and Remus. Producers have been impre...
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Funny story: Subo culture course - Rambling Loonie in charge

Subo culture course - Rambling Loonie in charge

The McLuz of McLuz, the Rambling Loonie of Andulusia has relocated in Blackburn, West Lothian to ensure the continued success of the BA in Subo culture course at the University of Blackburn. Carrying her precious copies of the Broons and Oor Wullie a...
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Funny story: Santa Claus and his sleigh banned from Winter Olympics

Santa Claus and his sleigh banned from Winter Olympics

Winter Olympics officials have banned Santa Claus and his sleigh from competing in any Bobsleigh events at the Winter Olympics. Santa, who wanted to compete under the name Kris Kringle, was escorted from the Bobsleigh course and told don't come b...
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Funny story: Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

Shakira and Rafael Nadal To Star In "The Colombian-Spanish Connection"

BARRANQUILLA, Colombia - Shakira, the exotic belly dancing singer who can shake her hips at 124-miles per hour, has revealed that she and her BFF have signed to star in the Chula Vista Motion Picture film The Colombian-Spanish Connection. The moti...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods in Baby shock

Tiger Woods in Baby shock

Tiger Woods run of misfortune continues. The shamed golfer is currently in rehab and seeking to make up with his wife Elin however this latest incident has hampered the healing process. During a walk in the clinic grounds Woods spotted a small ch...
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Funny story: Somali pirates 'subcontracted by a Bullying Helpline'

Somali pirates 'subcontracted by a Bullying Helpline'

London - (Year of the Bull): The hostage taking row escalated today after Somali pirates claimed to be on a derisory fixed retainer from a bullying helpline. The renegades, who have been holding Paul and Rachel Chandler captive for nearly four mon...
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Funny story: Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor says cosmic rays cause cancer

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor says cosmic rays cause cancer

Professor Karl Carlton known by other scientists as the Nutty Professor claims that cosmic rays from outer space are the main cause that triggers cancer. The Professor explained to us that every second that passes thousands of cosmic rays pass thr...
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Funny story: Bodleian Library To Become A Public Convenience

Bodleian Library To Become A Public Convenience

The Bodleian Library-the main research library of Oxford University and one of the oldest libraries in Europe-is to become a public convenience. The news has angered scholars, who argue that a place of learning should not become a place of toilet fun...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club distances itself from No 10 'Farces of Hell' jibe

Hellfire Club distances itself from No 10 'Farces of Hell' jibe

London - (Carlton Club): Hellfire Club grandees have moved to quash rumors they ordered UK puppet Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to unleash his National Bullying Helpline heavies on Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling. The shadowy satanic org...
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Funny story: In the biscuit barrel today - The Custard Cream

In the biscuit barrel today - The Custard Cream

The custard cream was invented by St Thomas Aquinas (1225-1274). His idea for a custard sandwich came during the Second Custard War which engulfed all of Europe in 1256. Custard was scarce and the price soared. Aquinas saw how the poor often went without custard for weeks on end. There had to be some way to share out the custard resources evenly. Aquinas was a deep thinker. He was known as Doc...
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Funny story: Tabloids in Kate Middleton 'Princess Amnesia' cover-up

Tabloids in Kate Middleton 'Princess Amnesia' cover-up

London - (Phone Buggery): UK redtops have been ordered to delete all archives about crack dealer Gary Goldsmith, uncle of desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton. Heavy petting of Press Complaints Commission officials by Buckingham Palace enforcers...
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Funny story: Porm Star Veronica Siwik-Daniels Wants Tiger Woods To Apologize To Her Face-To-Face

Porm Star Veronica Siwik-Daniels Wants Tiger Woods To Apologize To Her Face-To-Face

LOS ANGELES - American porn star Veronica Siwik-Daniels has stated that she wants Tiger Woods to publicly apologize to her for telling her in the heat of passion that he thought that she had the most beautiful eyes, nose, and pom poms that he had eve...
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Funny story: UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

Ban Ki-Moon, leader of the UN, has recently been admitted to a mental institute created by Sir Richard Branson on his island. He had been asked to submit his statements on the trial of Tony Blair, which had been requested of him 1 month earlier.
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Funny story: The Many Mistresses, a Realty Show

The Many Mistresses, a Realty Show

Following the many news stories on TV and in the Tabloids, I just had a startling thought. What If: The Many Mistresses of the Golfing Great got together and formed a realty show just sitting around in a scrumptious mansion such as the Playboy mansion. Talking girl talk, talking Tiger Talk, would this make for interesting viewing? Each mistress would tell her own story to each of the other...
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Funny story: Odeon say Disney's Alice In Wonderland to late for very important date

Odeon say Disney's Alice In Wonderland to late for very important date

The Odeon Cinema chain will not show the new Tim Burton, Disney version of Alice in Wonderland in their cinemas in Britain, Ireland and Italy because of a dispute over the timing of the films DVD release. The Odeon cinema group have apparently tol...
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Funny story: Subo culture course sensation

Subo culture course sensation

Course leader, Professor Patula de Fairt, has been sensationally removed from her post by the academic board of the University of Blackburn. A board member, Jeemy (baby) Mc Robert explained that de Fairt has been discovered to have worked an elaborat...
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Funny story: Rocketman's plan for Middle East

Rocketman's plan for Middle East

Following on from Sir Elton John's claims that Jesus was homosexual, the portly pop star has announced plans for the first Middle East Mardi Gras. The madcap spectacle wearer has confirmed he is in talks with Iranian President Mahmood Ahmadinejad...
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Funny story: Subo culture course leader inundated with emails

Subo culture course leader inundated with emails

Professor Patula de Fiart, course leader on the newly established BA in Subo culture at the University of Blackburn is pleased and not a little bemused to have received 267 thank you emails in her inbox after announcing some details of the course.
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Funny story: Alex Reid's Chat Show Shocker

Alex Reid's Chat Show Shocker

Fire engines were called in to a London TV studio today when the pre-recording of an interview for the usually uneventful Johnny Wossy Show went catastrophically wrong. The interviewee was Katie Price's transvestite second husband, and former cage-fi...
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Funny story: UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95

UK Cash Crisis pension age to be raised to 95

Alastair Dullthing has admitted that the UK cash crisis is so bad he is terrified to tell Gordon The Bully Brown in case he goes totally berserk. There is not enough money to pay peoples pensions so the government will now need to consider raising...
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Funny story: Greece SOS we need help in cash crisis

Greece SOS we need help in cash crisis

The Prime Minister of Greece George Papandreou is requesting an International Rescue but he does not mean Thunderbirds he wants The USA and The UK to give financial help to Greece. Mr Papandreou said he is not asking for a bailout from the EU but...
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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster unable to show up to get his photo taken

Loch Ness Monster unable to show up to get his photo taken

The Loch Ness Monster has failed to turn up recently for the usual tourist photos because Loch Ness is totally frozen during this period of Global Freezing. Scotland at present is even colder than Moscow. Angus MacPherson who has a collection of p...
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Funny story: SuBo goes shopping - fanatics not happy

SuBo goes shopping - fanatics not happy

Bored menopausal Susan Boyle fanatics were last night arguing over tabloid reports of her recent supermarket shopping trip. "This is another tabloid lie," said 'P'fart'. "I've watched every episode of 'Monarch of the Glen', twice in fact, and I kn...
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Funny story: DJ Chris Evans to appear in Freaky Eaters

DJ Chris Evans to appear in Freaky Eaters

Chris Evans who hosts the breakfast show on radio 2 is to appear on the next series of television show Freaky Eaters. Chris is one of these people who goes all day without eating because he is frightened to put weight on. The problem is when h...
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Funny story: Kool and the Gang To Play Moscow

Kool and the Gang To Play Moscow

Kool and the Gang have announced that they are to play a special one off gig in Moscow. The venue is to be the voluminous knickers of Volga Olga, possibly the largest Babooshka in town. Kool (Robert Bell) said "We really only like playing venues t...
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Funny story: Mervyn King says "I Didn't Do It"

Mervyn King says "I Didn't Do It"

Mervyn King the International darts player not The Governor of The Bank Of England with the same name is involved in a major controversy with World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor. The feud started last year during a match they were in when T...
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Funny story: King asks Queen to donate half her fortune to save the Bank of England

King asks Queen to donate half her fortune to save the Bank of England

Mervyn King The Governor of the Bank of England not the darts player has asked the Queen of England to donate half her personal fortune to the Bank Of England otherwise we are all going to go totally broke. The Queen of England and many colonies a...
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Funny story: Alastair Dullthing speaks out against Bully Brown

Alastair Dullthing speaks out against Bully Brown

Alastair Dullthing has spoken out against Bully Brown as apparently he went totally berserk when Dullthing told him how bad the finances were and that the UK was as Bust as America who owe thirteen trillion dollars. Dullthing said "The forces of h...
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Funny story: Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Identity Frogs Pose New Threat

Washington, D.C. - The Department of Agriculture has issued a new warning concerning the emerging threat of Identity frogs, small amphibians with the ability to mimic the voices of those they encounter. The arboreal frogs typically cling to tree...
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Funny story: Government to Bail Out Pompey

Government to Bail Out Pompey

In a shock twist to the dark comedy surrounding Portsmouth football club, the government has announced that it is stepping in to bail out the ailing Premier League club. "We believe that allowing the club to collapse would do lasting damage to the...
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Funny story: Darling In Gladiator Analogy Shocker

Darling In Gladiator Analogy Shocker

Chancellor of the Exchequer and semi-professional Steve Martin impersonator, Alistair Darling, today revealed that he had instructed the media to "unleash hell" at his signal when he announced that the UK was descending into a pit of despair not seen...
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Funny story: Portsmouth Call In Administration Team

Portsmouth Call In Administration Team

Portsmouth, the Premier League football club with mounting, unpayable debts, have decided to take drastic action ahead of Friday's scheduled winding-up order, and have appointed a team of administrators. By entering into administration, Pompey wil...
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Funny story: President Obama Slashes Cost of National Health Care Plan

President Obama Slashes Cost of National Health Care Plan

In a stunning move to quell Republican claims of cost overruns, President Obama has today announced his plan to introduce "Sane Day Surgery". It is a novel idea to bring together all those in mental hospitals who either imagine themselves to be docto...
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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand Loses England Captain's Armband

Rio Ferdinand Loses England Captain's Armband

Rio Ferdinand, the Manchester United defender who recently found himself the unwitting recipient of John Terry's misfortune when the Chelsea star was relieved of the England team captaincy, himself had the misfortune to lose the armband on Sunday - b...
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Funny story: ACORN changes name to CORNHOLE

ACORN changes name to CORNHOLE

ACORN, the controversial advocacy group made infamous for giving financial advice to a pimp and his hooker (who were actually reporters in cognito) is changing its name. ACORN leadership, anxious to get past the controversies that have surrounded...
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Funny story: Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Roger Federer Hates Maria Sharapova's New Norwegian Pet Skunk

Hamburg, Germany - The Clay court event in Hamburg was turned topsy turvey yesterday when officials discovered an odd rodent on the loose in the men's locker room. Not only did it look strange, but it apparently smelled pretty... "Awful!" Scowled Rog...
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Funny story: Kate Silverton In Vagina Lip Lipstick Scandal

Kate Silverton In Vagina Lip Lipstick Scandal

Newsreader and vamp Kate Silverton is at the centre of a new scandal this morning, after it was alleged the sexbomb had applied one of her new range of lipsticks to her piss flaps. The bespectacled sexbomb, a major turn-on for hundreds of thousand...
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Funny story: Lowton Says Nick Fun Sick

Lowton Says Nick Fun Sick

London - Mark Lowton, well known and established Primary Owner of TheSpoof.com has made a special announcement not necessarily limited to though directed to TheSpoof.com reader and writership regarding alleged departing of said writer Nick Fun. Wi...
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Funny story: Canned Laughter Not Allowed On The Spoof Dot Com

Canned Laughter Not Allowed On The Spoof Dot Com

A long time and well respected writer for popular satirical website TheSpoof.com was left in tatters when an idea he proposed to the administrator was shot down in flames before it ever got off the ground. Writer, IDManifold had proposed to site a...
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Funny story: Washington Atwitter Over Rare Nubian Sightings

Washington Atwitter Over Rare Nubian Sightings

Washingtonians are atwitter over the sightings of rare Nappy-Headed Nubians in the White House area. The species crispus capillus nubius, are indigenous to the northern Sudan and southern Egypt, and did not inhabit North America when discovered b...
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Funny story: Derek Hough - "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"

Derek Hough - "I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman"

Using the words of an ex-President is usually a pretty much guaranteed way of talking your way out of a situation and persuading people to believe that you're telling the truth. Unless those words are the words of Bill Clinton as he denied having...
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Funny story: Singing Postman "Wasn't a Real Mail Man"

Singing Postman "Wasn't a Real Mail Man"

Norfolk Novelty Singer Allan Smethurst - whose 1965 novelty hit Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy? briefly outsold both the Beatles and The Rolling Stones - was a fake, it was claimed yesterday. "Not many realise he'd given up his job by the time he got famous", Jed Thuckle, a retired rook-slaughterer from Diss, told me. This shock revelation - made at Diss watering-hole The Scold's Bridle and Duck...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Launch New Clothing Line in Spring

Susan Boyle To Launch New Clothing Line in Spring

Susan Boyle is said to be launching her own clothing line in Spring. It is reported that Susan has an eye for fashion, which we do not dispute, and now, as a result of having sold millions of CDs she is keen to renew her whole wardrobe. Susan re...
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Funny story: Teabagger Imprisoned by Same Homeland Security Provision He Supported

Teabagger Imprisoned by Same Homeland Security Provision He Supported

Long time TV teabagger personality Glenn Beck was arrested Tuesday by Homeland Secuirty in accordance to a national security provision in the PATRIOT Act established by George W. Bush and fervently championed by Beck himself in the aftermath of 9/11.
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