Funny story: Scientists Locate Male G-Spot

Scientists Locate Male G-Spot

Doctors and other scientific researchers have long known about the location of the female g-spot. This mysterious piece of anatomy, located in the pubic region, is the center of a woman's sexual pleasure during intercourse. Theories have abounded...
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Funny story: Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

Mugabe delighted to join The BNP

It was with much delight and gusto that Ron Nasty, HR Director for The BNP revealed Mr.Robert Mugabe as the surprise recipient of The coveted position of "Lifetime Honorary Chairman". We thought that our old mucker "Bob" would be interested in the...
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Funny story: Woman Who Was "Torn Between Two Lovers" Wants Body Parts Back

Woman Who Was "Torn Between Two Lovers" Wants Body Parts Back

A North Dakota woman who was "torn between two lovers" said that she would appreciate the return of her body parts. Tonya Olive said from her hospital bed that she could do a lot more to please each man sexually if they each returned the arm, leg, a...
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Funny story: Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Sharon Stone speaks out again about earthquakes - this time the one in Haiti

Hollywood actress Sharon Stone, once famous for being tall and blonde and tall and blonde and firing blanks from fake guns in movies, but now the world's leading climatologist and expert on seismic tremors and tectonic plates, today made a long-await...
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Funny story: Underdog Says "I'm Tired Of Being On The Bottom And Want To Ride Sweet Polly For Once"

Underdog Says "I'm Tired Of Being On The Bottom And Want To Ride Sweet Polly For Once"

Underdog admitted his sexual frustrations to a listening media audience at a Superhero Press Conference in Gotham City. "I'm tired of always being on the bottom," said the caped crime fighter. "Just for once, I want to give Sweet Polly Purebred the...
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Funny story: Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge." Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Hold Press Conference

Tiger Woods To Hold Press Conference

Tiger Woods has announced that he will hold a press conference on Friday at a Golf Club in Florida. It will be his first public media address since apologizing for affairs and infidelity in December and the first press conference since before his Th...
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Funny story: Alexander McQueen Loaned Cheryl Cole's Hair Extensions On Day of Death

Alexander McQueen Loaned Cheryl Cole's Hair Extensions On Day of Death

Top fashion designer Alexander McQueen loaned cute little dimple-cheeked moron Cheryl Cole's hair extensions the day before his suicide by hanging, it was revealed today. Cheryl, famous for being thin, is the new face of L'Oreal hair colouring, wh...
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Funny story: Haitian Earthquake Victim Admits "I Felt The Earth Move, And I Wasn't Even Putting Out"

Haitian Earthquake Victim Admits "I Felt The Earth Move, And I Wasn't Even Putting Out"

An earthquake victim in Haiti admitted that she felt the earth move during the earthquake, but says that it was not due to a sexual encounter. Marie DuBois said something nearly incomprehensible in French, that was translated as "I felt the grou...
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Funny story: Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

Did Hubble Spot Wabbits In Saturn's Ring?

There was a guarded response from SETI (Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) officials this evening after the Hubble telescope successfully picked up what appear to be rabbits grazing in Saturn's ring, but one cautiously optimistic onlooker tol...
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Funny story: Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Popular cartoonlike family guy Gordon Brown was today rapped for using his disabled son and the demise of his daughter as a lively topic of conversation in an attempt to make himself more popular. Following his failed attempts at making himself mo...
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Funny story: Pelican Recruited To Assisted Suicide Campaign

Pelican Recruited To Assisted Suicide Campaign

A popular Australian pelican was today recruited to the Assisted Suicide campaign following the release of a news video of the bird trying to finish off a TV presenter. In the video the bird is seen hilariously biting the bottom of a laughing TV p...
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Funny story: Brit Awards mixup causes disaster

Brit Awards mixup causes disaster

The Brit Awards were declared a disaster area last night after a teaboy lost the list of winners! The loss meant that the lists of nominees and actual winners for each award had to be made up on the spot in an attempt for the award ceremony to save f...
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Funny story: Toyota Recalls Wheels

Toyota Recalls Wheels

Beleaguered car maker Toyota has announced that it is to recall the wheels from all of its vehicles worldwide as a 'purely precautionary measure'. Toyota chairman Akio 'Tony' Toyoda today announced that whilst he regretted any inconvenience the m...
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Funny story: Stephanie Meyer And JK Rowling To Collaborate On Teen Blockbuster Novel?

Stephanie Meyer And JK Rowling To Collaborate On Teen Blockbuster Novel?

Talks opened yesterday between representatives of the world's best selling authors, JK Rowling and Stephanie Meyer hoping to give the green light to a collaborative writing endeavour which will shake the literary world to its foundations. The crea...
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Funny story: Taliban number 5 captured in Stanistan

Taliban number 5 captured in Stanistan

The Taliban's number 5, Ahmed Mohammed-al-Ahmed, has been captured in the city of Lahussy in Stanistan. The capture is a coup for the Stanistani government, who have not always been seen as fully effective in their cooperation with NATO forces who ar...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an idea that the inte...
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Funny story: It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer

It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer

It appears Piers Morgan wants to be a Peer according to information we received after Gordon Brown appears in tears on a television interview with Piers. We met a television employee and whistle blower on Blackpool Pier for an interview and a beer...
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Funny story: Half a million Brits only wash their sheets 3 times a year. Smelly Brit media @ Vancouver 2010 brags it never washes its dirty linen!

Half a million Brits only wash their sheets 3 times a year. Smelly Brit media @ Vancouver 2010 brags it never washes its dirty linen!

VANCOUVER 2010: Canadians celebrating their brilliant Olympics say the reason for the Brit media's sulky, petulant and un-sportsmanlike response to opening night is because of their "itchy and scratchy unwashed underwear". As if to confirm Canadi...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring and John McCain Under the Bus

Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring and John McCain Under the Bus

It started with the McCain-Hayworth Race being a choice between a two types of Republican mega-jerks. Now John McCain even has competition from his former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin for his Arizona Senatorial seat. Sarah Palin has d...
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Funny story: Moorview Institute Chapter 24

Moorview Institute Chapter 24

Luther stared at his charts, now scrolled over 3 large blackboards. He felt a migraine coming on, popped 6 Tylenol caps, and tried to figure out the plot at Moorview which appeared to be running amok....too many looneys running around loose. Luther, always an orderly man, decided to take the most important things first. He had to deal with the 10 p.m. meeting with Lowton, revealing what he...
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Funny story: Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

Actor John Cleese Wakes Up Walking Funny

A spokesman for actor John Cleese says that his client and friend, John Cleese woke up this morning walking funny. "He was going into the kitchen, stretching one leg straight out in front of him when he woke up. It's a miracle that he had dressed...
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Funny story: Congress rapes Americans

Congress rapes Americans

WASHINGTON-In a landmark decision, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (*Retire Aged People Ea...
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Funny story: Pole Dancer Says Ashley Cole And John Terry Are Jerks, and she's sticking to her guns!

Pole Dancer Says Ashley Cole And John Terry Are Jerks, and she's sticking to her guns!

Mimi Le Boeuf 49, real name Sandra Flisspap of Newington Butts claimed that the famous - and fabulously wealthy - Chelsea duo were "stupid jerks" when it came down to selecting partners with whom to conduct extra-marital dalliances, and that their ch...
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Funny story: Global Warring to continue to make the Billionaire Bomb Makers even more money

Global Warring to continue to make the Billionaire Bomb Makers even more money

It looks like Global Warring is set to continue probably up until the day the day of Armageddon claims Human rights campaigner John Peace. John has researched the history of war for thirty years and his findings are shocking. Billions of Young men...
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Funny story: Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney

Tipsy Robert Pattinson Gives Kristen Stewart Some Pickled Baloney

A friend of Robert Pattinson says that three of them were with Robert Pattinson last Saturday night and that all four of them had "spent too much time at a bar, talking and eating boiled eggs and drinking beer. "We honestly didn't know we were a...
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Funny story: Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

Andy Rooney Voted Sexiest Newscaster by Blind Insane Women

New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster. Rooney, 85, whose witty commentaries were a standard feature on the CBS news show 60 Minutes for decades, was voted America'...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart To Play Miley Cyrus in Biopic of Taylor Swift, Says Cheryl Cole's Friend Simon Cowell

Kristen Stewart To Play Miley Cyrus in Biopic of Taylor Swift, Says Cheryl Cole's Friend Simon Cowell

Hollywood actress and Twilight Star Kristen Stewart will play Hannah Montana actress Miley Cyrus in an upcoming biopic of recent Grammy winning country singer Taylor Swift. This information was according to Cheryl Cole, who said that she received th...
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Funny story: Future GOP Candidates Will All Appear in the Nude

Future GOP Candidates Will All Appear in the Nude

Following a playbook from the 2003 recall election strategy of California's governor Arnold Schwarzennegar, Republican strategists in Massachussets, manuevered mavarick candidate Scott Brown, into an upset victory...on January 19....apparently in la...
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Funny story: Another Controversial Answer to the Meaning of Life Discovered

Another Controversial Answer to the Meaning of Life Discovered

Following news here that an Englishman in the Black Country had claimed to have discovered the meaning of life in a dictionary, a claim now disproved by the American Society of Simpleology but believed by most Americans as ABC News said it was true,...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Robert Pattinson Not Really Allergic To Vaginas - It Was Just A Joke

Lovestruck teens the world over heaved a collective sigh of relief today as it was finally announced that Twilight vampire Edward Cullen, aka actor Robert Pattinson, aka Rob Pattz isn't really allergic to vaginas after all. The story was circulate...
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Funny story: Fashion Designer Alexander McQueen Hangs Himself on Eve of Mother's Funeral

Fashion Designer Alexander McQueen Hangs Himself on Eve of Mother's Funeral

British Fashion designer Alexander McQueen committed suicide by hanging himself on the eve of his mother's funeral. The designer left a note (contents yet to be revealed) stating his intentions. Inquiring minds all over the world, however, are ru...
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Funny story: Zane Lamprey -To "Stache" or Not To "Stache!"

Zane Lamprey -To "Stache" or Not To "Stache!"

That zany Zane is at it again. Facial hair or no facial hair he is beloved by drinkers everywhere. Zane Lamprey, comedian, show host and seasoned drinker on the popular cable show "Three Sheets," is enlisting the help of his followers to answer the f...
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Funny story: Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

Bill Richardson Proposes Tax Increases To Balance State Budget

New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has announced plans to increase tax rates on several items in order to balance the state budget. The budget was balanced and the state had a surplus before Richardson took office, but is now in huge economic crisi...
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Funny story: IDIOT Tips Her Hat to Idiotic States Actually Considering Getting Rid of Speed Cameras!

IDIOT Tips Her Hat to Idiotic States Actually Considering Getting Rid of Speed Cameras!

Never mind the saved lives. Never mind the safer road conditions. But do mind the extra revenue, since it is not enough. That is what many lawmakers are saying about the "success" of speed cameras on our nation's roadways. Well I say absolute...
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Funny story: Las Vegas To License Gigolos (Male Prostitutes)

Las Vegas To License Gigolos (Male Prostitutes)

For many years, Las Vegas and the state of Nevada have had legalized prostitution and has licensed females. The city has now taken this a step further and will now begin licensing male prostitutes, also known as "gigolos." These men, however, wil...
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Funny story: Phil Jones Confesses Omitting Biblical Flood Data

Phil Jones Confesses Omitting Biblical Flood Data

Phil Jones, ringmaster of the East Anglia Climate Research Unit (CRU) coterie of scientists and researchers charged with doctoring and faking data to conform with global-warming advocates, admitted during a BBC question and answer session on February...
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Funny story: Florence And The Machine Second Album Release Brought Forward

Florence And The Machine Second Album Release Brought Forward

In order to cash in on their Brit Award winning album, 'Lungs' Florence And The Machine are to bring forward the release of their eagerly awaited new album, which execs hope to have hitting the streets by next Monday. Inside sources tell us that t...
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Funny story: Brits Surprised To Learn Americans Don't Know Who Cheryl Cole Is

Brits Surprised To Learn Americans Don't Know Who Cheryl Cole Is

Man on the street interviews in seven United States cities discovered that Americans don't know who Cheryl Cole is. Cole, the current Pop Tart in Great Britain whose actions mirror those of Britney Spears a few years ago, is mostly unknown "across t...
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Funny story: The Brit Awards: The Lady Known As Gaga Captures 1,2,3, Awards

The Brit Awards: The Lady Known As Gaga Captures 1,2,3, Awards

LONDON - The 'Is she, or is he' singer Lady Gaga showed up at London's Mandarin Oranges Theatre in a most unusual spectacular manner. And when she left later that evening she carried three awards with her. The American singer, about whom Queen Eli...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Comes In Second Again As Scottie Sadie Wins At Madison Square Garden

Susan Boyle Comes In Second Again As Scottie Sadie Wins At Madison Square Garden

Susan Boyle was in tears once again as the Madison Square Garden judges gave the number one dog trophy to a fellow Scot, Sadie! "This is the second biggest heartache of my life, after losing on Britain's Got Talent", she told reporters outside.
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Wins Yet Another Award - Is There No Stopping Her?

Cheryl Cole Wins Yet Another Award - Is There No Stopping Her?

Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - arrived at LAX this morning and was flabberghasted as she was presented with yet another award, this time from the American Mime Association for her unstinting support in the art of lip-synching. Or MIME. Fl...
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Funny story: Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

Compost Soup - A Savoury New Delight

An Oregon group shared a recipe for compost soup on the radio. Although thoroughly organic, it was however not your normal culinary delight. You could call it 'getting back to the earth' in a big way, although dying could also be looked upon as a way of getting 'back to the earth' as well. Ingredients are of vital importance in the mixture. Earthworm castings are a major component. For those...
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Funny story: Ikoa Claims Its Wardrobes Are Safe To Use

Ikoa Claims Its Wardrobes Are Safe To Use

Following a dramatic increase in wardrobe deaths, flat-pack furniture giant Ikoa today insisted to a Health and Safety Commission Court Martial that its wardrobes were safe to use, and were unlikely to cause the death of any user hanging up a shirt,...
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Funny story: "Hey There, Vagina" Song Soars Into Top Ten

"Hey There, Vagina" Song Soars Into Top Ten

A Wierd Al Yankovic like parody of the song "Hey There, Delilah" has soared into the top forty and jumped to the number six spot in it's first week of release. Music experts say that "Hey There, Vagina" will probably grab the top position in the Top...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown voted 'Most Popular Man in the World'

Gordon Brown voted 'Most Popular Man in the World'

In a poll released today it was revealed Mr Brown was voted 'The Most Popular Man in the World' with 100% of those taking part voting for Mr Brown. The poll organised by Alastair Campbell asked 500 Deaf, Dumb and Blind people:- 'Do you th...
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Funny story: Mossad Agent Refuses To Discuss Dubai Hotel Hit

Mossad Agent Refuses To Discuss Dubai Hotel Hit

Following global speculation that the Dubai hit on a Hamas leader was carried out by Mossad, the highly secret Israeli secret service organisation, we decided to look into the incident in the public interest by consulting with the only Mossad contact...
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Funny story: The Curious Case of Pinocchio and the Labour Party

The Curious Case of Pinocchio and the Labour Party

Once upon a time an Italian woodcarver named Geppetto carved a wooden puppet he called Pinocchio but unlike most wooden puppets he was a living wooden puppet. Geppetto for years taught Pinnocchio right from wrong and treat all people with respect and courtesy. Many years later Pinocchio turned up in London after reading about socialism which seemed like a good idea because it sounds good with g...
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Funny story: Researchers report Aspirin "Miracle Aphrodisiac"

Researchers report Aspirin "Miracle Aphrodisiac"

The study of more than 4,000 nurses showed that those who took aspirin - usually to prevent heart disease reported a increase in their libido by more than 50%. According to resent research findings woman would become more aggressive prior to mens...
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Funny story: Ray Gosling Killing may Have Been Inspired By Viz Comic

Ray Gosling Killing may Have Been Inspired By Viz Comic

The TV journalist Ray Gosling was arrested this morning after admitting on camera that he had carried out a mercy killing on a gay lover who was suffering in the terminal stages of AIDS. In an emotional statement, the 70 year old confessed that he...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Doctor in Tell-All Book If Charged With Murder

Michael Jackson Doctor in Tell-All Book If Charged With Murder

The doctor could spill his guts in a tell-all book if the Michael Jackson family does not drop the charges against him. "I only tried to help him. HE'S the one who took whatever he wanted and expected someone else to clean up his mess." What...
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Funny story: The Origin Of Pi-R-Squared

The Origin Of Pi-R-Squared

When you hear pi-r-squared you probably think of a circle but historians have uncovered notes to suggest that it came from bakers making pies which after going through the baking process some parts changed from being circular to square. One baker...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton gets thousands of boxes of cigars

Bill Clinton gets thousands of boxes of cigars

Thousands of cigars are being sent to Bill Clinton as he recovers at home after leaving a Manhattan hospital where he underwent a heart procedure to fix a blocked artery. Mr Clinton could not believe it when the postal service delivered more sacks...
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Funny story: Dog Handlers an Odd Breed at Westminster Dog Show

Dog Handlers an Odd Breed at Westminster Dog Show

One might assume that when the most fit and best looking animals are featured at the Westminster Dog Show, their human counterparts on the show floor might have similar attributes. In actuality, the event conjures up visual images akin to "Beauty an...
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Funny story: Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton

Nicole Richie Pulls Maid of Honor Offer from Paris Hilton

While the personal staff of Nicole Richie has been busy planning her upcoming wedding top Joel Madden, they did not expect to have to spin the last minute reports of dropping Paris Hilton as Maid of Honor at the ceremony. The two former friends wh...
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Funny story: Fat Tuesday Doughnut Eating Contest Ends in Horror

Fat Tuesday Doughnut Eating Contest Ends in Horror

Commemorating the last day before Ash Wednesday and the start of the Christian celebration of Lent, Polish Americans gathered in Hamtramck, Michigan for one last doughnut binge before 40 days of Lenten self sacrifice. The scheduled jelly doughnut ea...
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Funny story: Nemesis stalks Gorgon Brown's birthday

Nemesis stalks Gorgon Brown's birthday

London - (Portents): The goddess of retribution and karmic payback is on a mission this Saturday to smite the fetid UK Prime Monster on his 59th. "It's not like he's an innocent little Baa-Lamb, either," UK Special Branch sources commented. For...
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Funny story: Mossad blamed as Saudi found battered and strangled in London hotel

Mossad blamed as Saudi found battered and strangled in London hotel

London - (Conspiracy Mess): London police are probing the death of a Saudi prince's aide at the Marylebone-based Landmark Hotel just days after a Mossad hit-squad was blamed for the Dubai killing of Hamas commander Mahmoud al-Mabhouh. So far no sh...
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Funny story: What did the Romans ever do for us

What did the Romans ever do for us

Leader: What did the Romans ever do for us? Heckler 1: They took us to war Heckler 2: Yeah the Romans were good at that Heckler 3: war? surely you mean wars - Bosnia and Croatia Heckler 2: no Bosnia, Croatia and Sierra Lione Heckler 1: and that's not counting the illegal and unpopular wars in Iraq and Afganistan Leader: ok well apart from wars and illegal wars, What did the Romans ever...
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Funny story: Lip-synch disaster as Cheryl Cole mimes at Brits

Lip-synch disaster as Cheryl Cole mimes at Brits

London - (Get-a-Grip): Desperately trying to emulate an already threadbare Michael Jackson routine vapid nonentity Cheryl Cole dazzled (sic) with a flaccid mimed performance at the Brits last night. Even if it had been a lip-synch contest La Cole...
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Funny story: Olympics Gold For The Shiftless Youngster

Olympics Gold For The Shiftless Youngster

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - The traditionally peaceful and apolitical Olympics now has a new sport: The Anarchist Riot. While thousands of people exercised their rights to free speech by protesting peacefully, youngsters with no meaning or purp...
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Funny story: Supermarket chain Ban Gordon Brown

Supermarket chain Ban Gordon Brown

Supermarket chain Frescos have banned Gordon Brown from all of their shops because Brown is bad for business according to Fresco's Chairman Fred Fresco. Sir Fred spoke to us in London yesterday and explained that after seeing Brown cry on the Peer...
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Funny story: Taliban Insurgents Display Typical Bravery

Taliban Insurgents Display Typical Bravery

Reports from the recently launched NATO offensive in Afghanistan are that Taliban and insurgent forces have been showing off their bravery and courage by biding behind innocent civilians. Using innocent humans as shields is a long standing traditi...
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Funny story: Lady Ga Ga changes name to Lady Ga Ga Ga

Lady Ga Ga changes name to Lady Ga Ga Ga

Lady Ga Ga the controversial star from America won three awards at the Brit awards in London last night and then changed her name to Lady Ga Ga Ga because three is a magic number. Ga Ga Ga wearing a floor-length layered white dress and a bizarre...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Pop's favourite poop princess, Cheryl Cole stole the show at last night's Brit Awards. Not only did she win the prize 'The Most Achieved With The Least Talent' awards, but she dazzled the audience by shitting over a dancer while singing her latest hi...
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Funny story: Britain strikes Olympic Penguin Stroking Gold

Britain strikes Olympic Penguin Stroking Gold

The British Olympic team were dancing in the streets of Vancouver last night after winning their first Gold Medal at the Winter Olympics. The little fishing village of Vancouver, which is named after the French verb 'to slumber', awoke this mornin...
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Funny story: Falklands Conflict To Escalate Just Before Election

Falklands Conflict To Escalate Just Before Election

The row between Argentina and the UK over the Falkland Islands is expected to worsen in the lead up to a general election. Gordon Brown is said to be considering "doing a Maggie" and engineering a small war against a much weaker enemy in a bid to win...
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Funny story: Miss Russia 1917 Says "I Had Text Sex With Ashley Cole"

Miss Russia 1917 Says "I Had Text Sex With Ashley Cole"

Miss Russia 1917, Olga Wrinkleova, has come forward to reveal that she is yet another of Ashley Cole's conquests. Olga, a former Miss Russia, claims the liaison, conducted entirely by text message, took place before a Russia v England football ma...
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Funny story: The Bachelor Is Now Down To A Panting Pair

The Bachelor Is Now Down To A Panting Pair

ST. LUCIA - This edition of The Bachelor starts off with Jake Pavelka and Gia, the New York City tampon model, strolling around the local market place, known as El Mercado Bobby. As they walk around, the camera catches Jake on several occasions st...
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Funny story: Doctors Confirm King Tut Is Dead

Doctors Confirm King Tut Is Dead

King Tut is dead! At last the official news we have all been waiting for. Doctors have been working round the sundial to see if they could find any vital signs. Sadly, as we have all suspected, the doctors have now confirmed that he is in fact dead.
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Funny story: To ban fizzy drinks or not to ban?

To ban fizzy drinks or not to ban?

The Assembly Health Committee is again considering the ban of all soft drinks in Los Angeles and perhaps all of the US. Not only for health reasons of childhood and adolescent obesity but to save the planet from the tons of CO2 released as the ca...
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Funny story: Sony 'Not Responsible' For Blizzards

Sony 'Not Responsible' For Blizzards

The Sony Corporation today denied any involvement with the arctic weather conditions which have dogged the entire northern hemisphere recently. The blizzards which have lashed the United States, Europe, and much of Asia, as far south as Texas, Bar...
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Funny story: Man Jailed - Claimed State Benefits While Working

Man Jailed - Claimed State Benefits While Working

A man was jailed for six months by Brighton magistrates for claiming benefits while he was working - or working when he should have been claiming benefits. It isn't absolutely clear which. Joseph Egg 47, of Rottingtooth Drive in the city was convi...
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Funny story: Oliver Stone To Shoot JFK 2

Oliver Stone To Shoot JFK 2

Not to be outdone by Martin Scorcese's upcoming Taxi Driver 2, Oliver Stone today announced that he has been approached to make a sequel to JFK, tentatively titled 'JFK 2' A spokesman for Warren Commission Films Inc told us that he expected shooti...
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Funny story: Taxi Driver 2 - It IS In The Works - Script Leaked

Taxi Driver 2 - It IS In The Works - Script Leaked

It seems like everybody in the movie business is talking about a movie which hasn't even been made yet, and quite possibly never will be made. All the gossip centres around a sequel to Martin Scorcese's searing indictment of urban paranoia, 'Taxi...
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Funny story: Art Historians Discover Picasso's Strange Paintings Were Of Arkansas Family

Art Historians Discover Picasso's Strange Paintings Were Of Arkansas Family

Art Historians with the New York Museum of Modern Art have discovered that the strange, almost alien looking paintings of the late Pablo Picasso were not any sort of impressionism or abstract or of any other style. They were, in fact, portraits of a...
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Funny story: President Jeb Bush Inaugurated

President Jeb Bush Inaugurated

Washington DC: It's a bright sunny January day in the city, as President Elect Jeb Bush and his VP Elect John McCain approach the podium to be sworn in. Outgoing President Barack Obama and VP Joe Biden are already present. In attendance are Senate...
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Funny story: New Alaskan Governor Removes Stripper Pole From Bristol Palin's Old Room In Governor's Mansion

New Alaskan Governor Removes Stripper Pole From Bristol Palin's Old Room In Governor's Mansion

Sean Parnell, who became Alaska's Governor due to the resignation of Sarah Palin, has admitted that he had to remove a stripper pole from the Governor's mansion. "My research showed me that it had been in the bedroom that was used by Sarah Palin's...
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Funny story: Troubled Car Maker Having Further Problems As Seat Belt Cuts Off Man' Penis

Troubled Car Maker Having Further Problems As Seat Belt Cuts Off Man' Penis

Not only are brakes failing, gas pedal sticking and suddenly launching you down the road at 100 MPH in a 30 MPH zone, now they are having trouble with seat belts. "I was driving around naked as I usually do on Saturday night", Rufus Henderson tol...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner/Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens

Taylor Lautner/Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens

Internet confusion reigned Monday as Kristen Stewart announced that she would be starring in the upcoming Stretch Armstrong movie, apparently in error. Taylor Lautner, her Twilight co-star is the one who is actually appearing in Stretch, as report...
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Funny story: Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Police responded to a complaint by store employees about a customer throwing a temper tantrum in their business and making a scene. Two cars with four uniformed offices responded to the complaint at the Eros Adult Supplies location on Montana Avenue...
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