Funny story: Wales experiencing worst winter ever

Wales experiencing worst winter ever

Temperatures of -20 degrees. Snow everywhere. The curse of the old lady eskimos. This is officially the worst Welsh Winter ever. Usually used to temperatures of about 1 degree, Wales has underperformed yet again: cocking up everyone's plans.
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Funny story: Julian Assage Fired from Job as United Nations IT Department

Julian Assage Fired from Job as United Nations IT Department

NEW YORK - Julian Assange, founder of WikiLeaks, has been fired from his day job at the United Nations Information and Technology Department. Julian Assange's WikiLeaks had released several sensitive documents about the Iraq wars, and of special t...
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Funny story: Obama Pushing Free-Trade with South Korea

Obama Pushing Free-Trade with South Korea

Washington--Obama is pushing free-trade with South Korea because he couldn't sleep anymore knowing that he wasn't doing enough to create jobs in South Korea. "Everyone knows that South Korea will benefit the most from this free-trade agreement. S...
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Funny story: Josh Duhamel Doesn't Like Flying

Josh Duhamel Doesn't Like Flying

Hollywood - Josh Duhamel was escorted off a flight from NY to KY because he didn't want to turn his phone off. "I used the routine that I needed my phone on because I am an important actor, but the reality was and is that I don't like to fly. I w...
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Funny story: Mercury Morris is Mad

Mercury Morris is Mad

Miami - Mercury Morris is upset that no NFL teams are undefeated. "I live for going on ESPN and bragging about an old record that really doesn't mean much to most Americans. Sure, our team went undefeated and the season was only 14 games long, bu...
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Funny story: Pentagon Finds "Lost" Afghan War Strategy on Wikileaks

Pentagon Finds "Lost" Afghan War Strategy on Wikileaks

The US Pentagon announced that it had found the entire Afghanistan war strategy, which had been "accidentally" lost, on the Wikileaks website this week. "Thank goodness for Wikileaks", exclaimed an exasperated General David H. Petraeus who is the...
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Funny story: Club Owner Says Pee Wee Herman His Most Gallant Customer

Club Owner Says Pee Wee Herman His Most Gallant Customer

Owner of The Rooster & Pullet Club just outside Los Angeles says that the late-staying, friendly with everyone, Pee Wee Herman is his best customer by far. "Pee Wee always keeps his bills paid up although he actually only drinks one alcoholic...
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Funny story: WikiLeaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (Russian Spy) With CIA Agents

WikiLeaks Show Dozens of Nude Anna Chapman (Russian Spy) With CIA Agents

The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the sheer number of nude photographs of different CIA members in bed...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Christina Aguilera Now Dating Twins!

Apparently Christina Aguilera cannot choose between Samantha Ronson and ex-husband Jordan Bratman so she has been dating identical twins, according to a recent edition of "Lacy Leather Magazine." "As far as we know, she has officially divorced Bra...
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Funny story: "Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

"Arm-hair Foul" called in World Cup Pool game

It's true, one of the silliest things I've heard, nonetheless true. "Arm-hair foul" was called by a female referee today in the Italy v Phillipines World Cup Pool game. Let this be a lesson to all pool players out there, SHAVE YOUR BLOODY ARMS BEFORE A CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. You would think they would have thought of that - being professional pool players. It's obvious to me and I don't even...
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Funny story: Russian planes not the best. . .choose your airline with care

Russian planes not the best. . .choose your airline with care

For those football fans planning ahead to 2018 - which we ALL know by now is to be staged in Russia, choose your airlines wisely. This just in: The Dagestan Airlines Tupolev airliner carrying more than 160 people overshot the runway after landing at Domodedovo airport outside Moscow, with all three engines dead. More than 50 people were injured in the accident as the plane fell apart.
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Funny story: Santa Got Shot Down by Sarah Palin

Santa Got Shot Down by Sarah Palin

Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree She said we don't need no socialistic Brainwash in the land of the free She'd been drinkin' lots of strong tea Sarah wandered out the door Grabbed her rifle from the pickup And she swaggered on to settle up a score We found Santa in the mornin' Face-down in the Alaska snow Sarah said to us, "Gosh, darn it Ya know that...
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Funny story: bin Laden Applauds Obama's Speech To Troops

bin Laden Applauds Obama's Speech To Troops

In a cable just disclosed by WikiLeaks, Osama bin Laden expressed his approval for the President's recent message to American troops in Afghanistan: "Al Qaida will never be permitted to set up a safe haven in Afghanistan again. That's not going to h...
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Funny story: FIFA To Judge Eurovision Song Contest

FIFA To Judge Eurovision Song Contest

In a sensational move, which is sure to have seismic and seminal repercussions throughout the worlds of soccer and popular song, it has been announced from Bungenspiel Castle, the Bavarian Headquarters of the Eurovision Reichskommissariat, that the c...
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Funny story: 4 ways to combat Global Warming

4 ways to combat Global Warming

Global Warming. Alleged myth, or otherwise? The world is getting hotter, and that's without pictures of Pixie Lott and Cheryl Cole on the Internet. But in a bid to keep your back garden nice and polar bear free, we give you our top five tips to ensure your world is safe and sound. 1) Don't use fossil fuels: they're antiques. Treat them like you would with any antique. Ignored on a shelf in...
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Funny story: 'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-il Wins Kim Jong-il Prize for Poetry

Kim Jong-il Wins Kim Jong-il Prize for Poetry

Democratic People's Republic of North Korea is proud to announce that esteemed Council for the Arts has awarded coveted Kim Jong-il Prize for Poetry to Kim Jong-il for seventeenth consecutive year. Mr. Kim is well-beloved for finding inspirations...
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Funny story: In my medicine cabinet

In my medicine cabinet

I recently had a rash on my hands. It was quite a nasty rash, brought on by stress, apparently. I'm one of the most relaxed people I know, and yet, according to the doctor I was stressed and it led to the rash. Personally, I feel I am allergic to something, and my doctor couldn't be bothered finding out...but that's another story. I was given some cream for the rash. Being a law abiding citizen...
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Funny story: Illegal immigrant families 'delight' at temporary extension of HGV working hours

Illegal immigrant families 'delight' at temporary extension of HGV working hours

A traveling family of illegal immigrants awaiting transportation from France to England on a heavy goods vehicle are said to be 'delighted' at the government's announcement that it has temporarily relaxed the legal restrictions on the length of time...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof - The Sequel - Chapter Ten

Born to Spoof - The Sequel - Chapter Ten

"I need a nun. Forsooth, I have waited so long to admit such a frivolous desire . Now I have said it and there is only ONE nun for me. I yearn, oh how I yearn for her. Your quest, should you accept it, is to search her out and deliver her to me," said the mysterious being in a voice that sounded much like Skooby Doo after sucking in helium. Morse and Jeanlefete coughed in unison, each grabb...
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Funny story: Curse of X-Factor rides again

Curse of X-Factor rides again

With the show now down to the last five acts we can report that all stars and judges have been struck down with a 'flu-like' virus which has rendered every one of them voiceless. This will not be much of a surprise to music purists who consider the m...
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Funny story: Seven 'trapped' in Yorkshire pub for last EIGHT days

Seven 'trapped' in Yorkshire pub for last EIGHT days

Seven people in North Yorkshire are praying for a continuation of heavy snowfall after being snowed into a pub for eight days and counting. Spoof Reporter Mike Oldcobblers fought his way through 12 foot drifts four days ago and has been keeping th...
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Funny story: Wikileaks: Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson Has No Plans To Retire At 100

Wikileaks: Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson Has No Plans To Retire At 100

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has categorically denied rumours that he plans to remain at the helm at Old Trafford until, and possibly after, he is 100 years old, says Wikileaks. The Scot, 81, was reacting to a news story on the sa...
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Funny story: Blatter tops Forbes Rich List

Blatter tops Forbes Rich List

There was shock yesterday as Forbes announced that Sepp Blatter, the FIFA president, had topped the Forbes Rich List, rising from 51st to 1st overnight. Sepp Blatter, speaking from his 6-star hotel in Russia yesterday, said that he was ecstatic ab...
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Funny story: WikiLeaks bombshell: Bill Clinton ordered nuking of NATO UFO bunker

WikiLeaks bombshell: Bill Clinton ordered nuking of NATO UFO bunker

Stonehenge - (Ballistic Mess): The secret Presidential executive order during the Lewinsky impeachment trial was successfully intercepted by UK intelligence. GCHQ monitors moved quickly to order the deployment of a anti-nuke shield downloaded from...
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Funny story: World Governments to Hit Back at American Insults on New Web Site

World Governments to Hit Back at American Insults on New Web Site

Annoyed, embarrassed and generally resentful of the back biting and petty contents of American diplomatic cables, everybody except America is now posting on a new website, YankeeLeaks. Via the site, America's getting far worse than it gives, on a...
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Funny story: Pantomime Season Begins Early

Pantomime Season Begins Early

The LibDems are in rehearsal for the opening night next Thursday of their special Pantomime season. Led by Vince Cable the key section of 'Cinderella', with Nick Clegg in the starring role, consists of a fabulous chorus of 'Yes I will!' 'No he won...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - No News Tomorrow

Isle of Wight News - No News Tomorrow

For the first time since we went on-line the Isle of Wight News will not be publishing news tomorrow. We are afraid we got a little ahead of ourselves last week outing the story of massive job losses at the Isle of Wight Council at County Hall no...
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Funny story: In Wikileaks' Wake American Press Goes Into Full Government Lapdog Mode

In Wikileaks' Wake American Press Goes Into Full Government Lapdog Mode

Wikileaks release of countless documents that detail the corrupt and shadowy dealings of the U.S. government worldwide have caused the American media to go into full lapdog mode in defense of government secrecy. In editorials, blogs and TV shows the...
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Funny story: Tories failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs

Tories failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs

"Tories are failing to cut thousands of useless public sector jobs." Quote from English 'daily'. I know so little about politics around the world but with the recent snowfall I have seen and heard about, covering Britain, I don't see why there is a need to cut thousands of public sector jobs. The government should just change the job descriptions, give them all shovels and send these usele...
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Funny story: Obama assures US troops they are winning war against Taliban

Obama assures US troops they are winning war against Taliban

Barack Obama made a surprise flying visit to Afghanistan and assured cheering US troops they are winning the war against the Taliban, but warned of "difficult days ahead". How he knows this is beyond most people in the civilized world. Every time a soldier dies, other than a member of the Taliban.....we lose. Give all the politicians who send the troops to Afghanistan, a uniform and send th...
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Funny story: Julian Assange Offered Asylum by Powerful Northern Ally

Julian Assange Offered Asylum by Powerful Northern Ally

Julian Assange is believed to have won the protection of a powerful Far Northern Ally. It is believed he has been offered asylum by the most powerful Nomadic Tribal leader within the Arctic Circle. The leader, who has several tribal names but is...
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Funny story: Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'

Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'

Here's what Hillary Clinton stated in January 2010 (during Google-China spat): 'Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in today. In a wide-ranging speech in Washington, Mrs Clinton said the internet had been a "source of tremendous progress"...
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Funny story: Pope Reverses Stance on Condoms After Jesuit Priest in Retirement Community Runs Amok!

Pope Reverses Stance on Condoms After Jesuit Priest in Retirement Community Runs Amok!

The Vatican is busy putting a spin on the Pope's recent edict that condoms are 'a little bit of all right...sometimes", after a retired Jesuit Priest took the proclamation a little too far and wound up pleasuring his female neighbors in the Nort...
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Funny story: Tories up Yankee's Arse

Tories up Yankee's Arse

Latest Wikleaks disclosures have finally solved the mystery of Britain 'special relationship' with America. David Cameron, before the election, assured the U.S. President, known in his real guise as the Head of the CIA, that a Tory Britain would b...
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Funny story: Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

There used to be beauty pageants judging personality, poise, talent, evening gown and beauty. Now, they've gotten to the bottom of the line, the purest form, the essence, the prettiest kersloppus. Women across America have started competing in...
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Funny story: Disappearance at Police Station

Disappearance at Police Station

A major scandal has emerged because of the disappearance at our local Police Station. A Snowman 'acting in a suspicious manner ' was arrested by vigilant police and taken to the nearest police station. When questioned the Snowman refused to reply...
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Funny story: Fury after revealed that FA exhibited "Green Street" to FIFA in World cup bidding process

Fury after revealed that FA exhibited "Green Street" to FIFA in World cup bidding process

MURDEROUS, semi-literate rage was building amongst English football fans last night as it emerged that the Football Association had played the film "Green Street" as part of their unsuccessful pitch to win the right to host the 2018 World Cup. Det...
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Funny story: Alien Invasion Fears After Discovery Of "Super-Earth"

Alien Invasion Fears After Discovery Of "Super-Earth"

Alien technology experts fear reprisals against Earth from a newly-discovered "Super-Earth." The plant, GJ 1214b, is about three times larger than our planet but is the first such extra-solar body scientists have found with an atmosphere. Astro...
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Funny story: Wikileaks Document Shows That Boy George Will Be Changing His Name

Wikileaks Document Shows That Boy George Will Be Changing His Name

LONDON - A Wikileaks document shows that George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, lead singer with the 80s band Culture Club has decided to change his name. The female impersonating 'songstress' who has admitted that there is less in the crotch of his...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Furious At American Idol For Turning Down Piper Palin

Sarah Palin Is Furious At American Idol For Turning Down Piper Palin

WASILLA - Well it appears as if the "Mama Grizzly" has her claws out. Sarah Palin, the former governor of Alaska, who resigned the job that the citizens of Alaska voted her to do, so that she could star in her very own reality show, Sarah Palin's...
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Funny story: The Rumor About Hulk Hogan and Adam Lambert

The Rumor About Hulk Hogan and Adam Lambert

SAN FRANCISCO - Former wrestling champion Hulk Hogan was in San Francisco attending a Former Stars of Wrestling Convention. He was asked by a reporter for The Left Coast Tabloid newspaper about the recent allegations that he had been involved in s...
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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Attend Nutcracker Ballet claiming it Sounds Too Painful

Bush Refuses to Attend Nutcracker Ballet claiming it Sounds Too Painful

George Bush has told his wife Laura that there is no way he is going to accompany her to any ballet, let alone a ballet titled the Nutcracker. "Is she nuts? Said George, who added "no pun intended, heh heh heh." It is common knowledge that Laur...
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Funny story: Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

Alaskans vs. State of Alaska and Sarah Palin

April 1, 2012 - A group of concerned animals and citizens of Alaska has filed a wrongful nomination suit against the State of Alaska for creating an "attractive nuisance" that has resulted in the nomination of Sarah Palin for President of the United...
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Funny story: Brit Skis Off Snow-Covered Roof Finishing Off Neighbor's Downed Gazebo

Brit Skis Off Snow-Covered Roof Finishing Off Neighbor's Downed Gazebo

Local resident, Bartlett Peare was so excited to see snow in his neighborhood that he couldn't wait to get out and play in it. Having bought a pair of old snow skis at the local charity shop, Peare was quite eager to try them out. However, short on c...
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Funny story: Tunnel Found Connecting Lobbyists to Capitol Building

Tunnel Found Connecting Lobbyists to Capitol Building

WASHINGTON - Federal investigators have discovered a sophisticated two-mile tunnel between K Street and the Capitol. The tunnel, wide enough for two limousines, was used to funnel money and influence to and from lobbyists' offices. The D.C. Tunne...
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Funny story: Iran Offers Israel Nuclear Warhead to Extinguish Fires

Iran Offers Israel Nuclear Warhead to Extinguish Fires

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phoned Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this week to inform him that he would be willing to provide a medium-sized nuclear blast to help extinguish the massive wild fires that are tearing through the nor...
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