Funny story: Rowling on Shoplifting Charge

Rowling on Shoplifting Charge

The case against J.K.Rowling in Edinburgh's Criminal Court for shoplifting went ahead yesterday. Woolworth's representative Lionel Peasbody gave testimony to the effect that he saw a lady wearing a long black cloak, pointed boots and tall peake...
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Funny story: Bingle Jells and Heck the Dolls with Hos of Bolly - too much bimbibing makes spoof witers extra cer... cret... creative sharing fried druit Crimstas cake repice

Bingle Jells and Heck the Dolls with Hos of Bolly - too much bimbibing makes spoof witers extra cer... cret... creative sharing fried druit Crimstas cake repice

Twas the mouse before Christmas and all through the night, spoof writers keyboards seized up in mid-type cos the men were all sozzled and totally half-baked while the ladies grew randy and threw out the cake So while I can still see and somewhat spell Merry Whatever to all and Bingle Jell - hic Sssssh....sharing a shecret repice sent by besht fren'- recshipe creator name unknown, thanks...
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Funny story: Fruitcakes Now Made With Marijuana

Fruitcakes Now Made With Marijuana

Philadelphia, PA - That 20-pound fruitcake you received for Christmas might not be so bad after all. Modern fruitcakes have a lot more inside them besides candied cherries and curried yak jowls. Marijuana is now the major ingredient in fruitcakes,...
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Funny story: Fresh from the hunt Royal Glums celebrate Christmas wearing dead animals on their heads causing royal sycophants to show up at parties with half-eaten, left-over turkey and goose carcasses draped over their noggins

Fresh from the hunt Royal Glums celebrate Christmas wearing dead animals on their heads causing royal sycophants to show up at parties with half-eaten, left-over turkey and goose carcasses draped over their noggins

The hunt's over and done. The foxes have been skinned; the beavers stripped; the pheasants plucked. All's well with the Glum Family. Off with his head. Bring on the hats! In the Mine's Bigger Than Yours Parade, the Royal Glums stepped out on Chr...
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Funny story: Homer Simpson on Tap to Lead Chernobyl Tours

Homer Simpson on Tap to Lead Chernobyl Tours

What better way to tour a nuclear disaster site in Ukraine (formerly USSR) than to be lead by the one of the best-loved characters of our time. A man whose name is synonymous with nuclear disaster? That's right, Homer Simpson, a long-time employee of...
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Funny story: Taste the Difference shock horror as woman caught in Christmas Day battle of the giblets!

Taste the Difference shock horror as woman caught in Christmas Day battle of the giblets!

London - (Pope's Nose Mess): A London housewife's Christmas descended into chaos today as the promise of precious goose liver inside her festive beast bit the dust. Isle of Dogs resident Mrs Delia Cockfeather was at her kitchen worktop, looking f...
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Funny story: Shock Horror! Santa Is Not American!

Shock Horror! Santa Is Not American!

Hot on the heels of the Wikileaks scandal, the White House today admitted that Santa is not actually an American citizen. In what is regarded by many as the Obama administration's darkest hour, Secretary Of State, Eddie Murphy confirmed that Santa...
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Funny story: Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab for Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire for "Pigs Feet!"

Jet's Ryan Enters Rehab for Sole Food Addiction; Can't Shake Insatiable Desire for "Pigs Feet!"

The NY Jets continue to 'step in it' with the latest foot related incident involving Corpulent Coach Rex Ryan as he enters rehab to try to cure his recently exposed "Foot Fetish" after videos on fetish sites allegedly depict the delectable toes of...
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Funny story: Reverend Sun Myung Moon Plans Mass Divorce on 1-1-11

Reverend Sun Myung Moon Plans Mass Divorce on 1-1-11

Reverend Sun Myung Moon, leader of the Unification Church, is possibly best known for the "mass blessings" or mass weddings he occasionally officiates over wherein thousands of couples (some of whom have just met prior to the ceremony) join together...
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Funny story: Christmas to Be Re-branded Spendover

Christmas to Be Re-branded Spendover

LONDON - In a last minute bid, Christmas, the national holiday for many in the western world, will be renamed. The holiday, which has been renamed WinterFest to avoid offending anyone who actually gave a shit about it (ZERO), will be renamed to Sp...
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Funny story: Christmas day in India shocks western ex-patriots!

Christmas day in India shocks western ex-patriots!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: No plum puddings, turkeys, Christmas puddings and crackers, etc, here in India for the working, lower classes, it's just another back breaking day. Indians although knowing full well that today is Christmas day...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Kate Middleton Attends Bonkettes OB&G Xmas Gig

Expectations were running high at the London Oasis Bar and Grill as The Bonkettes made their eagerly awaited comeback gig, following manager and part time bongo player BT Bishop's coronary. Soon to be Royal, Kate Middleton wowed the eager crowd by...
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Funny story: Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Obama Cancels Christmas Luau, Pardons Pig; Hawaiians Pissed, Pig Ecstatic!

Festive plans for a Hawaiian Christmas dinner and family celebration were dampened today when President Barry Obama backed out of a state sponsored Luau planned in his honor. Citing dietary considerations, a mandate from wife Michelle who continue...
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Funny story: Christmas Message from the Stock Exchange

Christmas Message from the Stock Exchange

In a great effort to beat the cold spell and all its miseries the Stock Exchange in an heroic final hour pushed the FTSE over the 6000 mark. It is likely to be the best December since 1987. Retailers are excited by the last minute rush to the shop...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Has Settled The Assault Charges Out Of Court For $2.2 Million

Demi Lovato Has Settled The Assault Charges Out Of Court For $2.2 Million

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato who is still confined to The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in L.A. reportedly disclosed to a clinic employee that she has settled the assault lawsuit which had been filed against her by one of her back up singers Alexand...
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Funny story: The Vampire Dairies Christmas Episode Has Become America's Most Watched Television Show of All-Time

The Vampire Dairies Christmas Episode Has Become America's Most Watched Television Show of All-Time

HOLLYWOOD - The executives at the CW Network were thrilled beyond belief as they had just learned that their hit show The Vampire Dairies Christmas Special entitled "You Say Christmas Ornaments - I Say Christmas Balls, What The Hey" has just been ra...
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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's Old Boyfriend Discovered

J.K. Rowling's Old Boyfriend Discovered

Private Eye got onto him first. That's how I got to know about it as one of their freelances. In fact, he contacted them from Heathrow airport. He was angry they told me and to take care. But he had a story. He was none other than J.K.Rowling's secret boyfriend from many years back. I imagined he would be weedy, bookish, a nerd. He was the guy she never talked about and only mention...
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Funny story: Retailers Offer Controversial 'Bitch-Wallet' to Thwart Purse Snatchers

Retailers Offer Controversial 'Bitch-Wallet' to Thwart Purse Snatchers

New Jersey retailers have begun selling the "Bitch-Wallet", designed to replace purses and pocketbooks, in order to thwart criminals, in light of the recent wave of purse-snatchers in the area. "The Bitch-Wallet does everything a purse does," said...
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Funny story: Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Despicable Bastard Admits To Chess Board Cheat Scam

Absolutely unrenowned Spoof patheticist, Skoob1999 tonight, on the anniversary of the birth of baby Jesus, finally came clean, and admitted to the world, that he isn't the Mister Nice Guy person as popularly perceived, an image which he loves to proj...
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Funny story: Secret Rex Ryan Video of Mark Sanchez Grabbing a Hotdog With His Feet Leaked

Secret Rex Ryan Video of Mark Sanchez Grabbing a Hotdog With His Feet Leaked

TMZ has leaked a video, which reportedly came from the hacked laptop of Jets head coach Rex Ryan, which shows Jets QB Mark Sanchez grabbing a hot dog with his feet. Credits... An Anthony Rosania production of an idea stolen from comedy factory John...
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Funny story: Pot Tops Booze as Most Popular Adult X-mas Gift this Year

Pot Tops Booze as Most Popular Adult X-mas Gift this Year

Forget slippers and socks, power tools for the guys and tennis bracelets and earrings for the gals, this year for the first time, marijuana (pot) is the most sought after gift, both for giving and receiving. While spirits and wine have always been...
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