Funny story: WikiLeaked...Clinton:"Cheryl Cole's Accent Good for U.S. X-Factor Audiences"...TheSpoof.com Editor:"We Need More Britney Spears"...Obama Girls Graded by Teacher Taylor Swift...It's Snowing (So More Gay Royal Sex, Less Football)

WikiLeaked...Clinton:"Cheryl Cole's Accent Good for U.S. X-Factor Audiences"...TheSpoof.com Editor:"We Need More Britney Spears"...Obama Girls Graded by Teacher Taylor Swift...It's Snowing (So More Gay Royal Sex, Less Football)

WikiLeaks founder, Julius Massage, has warned earthlings that the leaks will continue until his demands are met. The warning coincided with yet another leak of classified data -- this time to Good Housekeeping Magazine. The United Nations has cal...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Top Ten Things She Wants for Christmas

Taylor Swift's Top Ten Things She Wants for Christmas

10. People to accept her boob size. 9. A number one hit that doesn't have anything to do with a bad relationship. 8. To be as popular as Miley Cyrus. 7. For those pictures of her wearing her grandmother's bathing suit to disappear from the internet. 6. To be liked by Kanye West. 5. To get a date with a Spoof Writer. 4. To find out what it means to have a broken heart. 3.
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Funny story: DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

In what certainly ranks as one of the more bold and adventurous attempts by anything but proud Watergate era newshound Bob Woodward to once again remind a more or less disinterested world of his once upon a time award-winning, headline-grabbing, jour...
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Funny story: Barca Pedro in autograph shame

Barca Pedro in autograph shame

Barcelona ace Pedro is at the centre of a controversial new autograph rule, that he himself has created and imposed. The player and his agent have both confirmed that the only thing Pedro will be signing from now on is 'titties'. Employers Barc...
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Funny story: Britain defeated by Compare the Meerkat in World Cup bid

Britain defeated by Compare the Meerkat in World Cup bid

Aleksandr Orlov. The funny little meerkat every British household wants a doll of, just to have him given to your dog as a Christmas present. Now the proud mascot of Moscow as he was the first to celebrate the Russian success. In a fixed vote,...
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Funny story: Stephen Ireland in Corrie anniversary deal

Stephen Ireland in Corrie anniversary deal

Aston Villa have this evening confirmed that midfield maestro Stephen Ireland has agreed to play in this weekends fixture against Liverpool. The Villa spokesman went on to state that as the Villa fixture doesn't clash with any soap omnibuses Irel...
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Funny story: New Penis Injection Has Permanent Affect

New Penis Injection Has Permanent Affect

What man wouldn't mind a semi-erection at normal times and a full one when he or the wife wants it? Scientific breakthroughs are coming in daily, along with results of research on human DNA and the human brain. "What we are afraid of is that th...
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Funny story: WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

Although not near as startling as the fact that Julia Child was a spy during World War II, the report in WikiLeaks CIA file shows that actress Angelina Jolie was working for them for 4-5 years before dropping out two years ago. "She was doing a gr...
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Funny story: Vietnam anyone? But you need to be schizophrenic, bi-polar or have multiple personality disorder to be elgible for THIS competition

Vietnam anyone? But you need to be schizophrenic, bi-polar or have multiple personality disorder to be elgible for THIS competition

I came across this in one of the Dailies: "Luxury travel specialists Travelzest are looking for a luxury holiday tester to try out a fabulous holiday for two in Vietnam and report back on their experience. Enter our competition and it could be you… " Firstly, they must be fixing the competition for a person suffering from, schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder or multiple personality disorder bec...
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Funny story: A Surprise

A Surprise

Penny came through the door and told Terry: 'I've been to Upton Park and had a real surprise.' 'I'll guess. Manchester United only beat West Ham 3-0'. 'No.' 'Am I close?' 'No.' 'Just 1-0?' 'No.' 'Not a draw?' 'No.' 'We got a penalty in the last minute and won 1-0?' 'No.' 'Penny. You've got to tell me.' 'We won 4-0! The worst deafeat for Manchester United since a...
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Funny story: ATT to Release 5G Network Early 2011

ATT to Release 5G Network Early 2011

Thumbing its proverbial corporate nose at Verizon Wireless and the success of their 4G network, ATT reportedly plans to step over 4G technologies with fifth generation wireless speed and smart phone solutions before Spring of 2011. ATT's closely g...
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Funny story: Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Aliens on Arsenic; A New Standard for Life in the Universe

Really, totally, and unequivocally excited about their recent bacterium discovery in an arsenic pool in California, biologists and astrologers were quick to hypothesize the existence of life (in other forms) across the universe. Though most all li...
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Funny story: The Universe Has Billions More Stars than Once Thought

The Universe Has Billions More Stars than Once Thought

Thanks to deep space analysis and the identification of galaxies even further away than had ever been measured before, scientists now believe that there may be three times as many stars as previously thought. Astronomer and discoverer, Myron Neepe...
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Funny story: Wikileaks set to reveal the obvious once again

Wikileaks set to reveal the obvious once again

Whistle-blowing site of the obvious, Wikileaks, is set to reveal more 'shocking' truths next week in further fresh revelations. This follows a week in which the website exclusively revealed America is wary of Iran, members of the Royal Family are...
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Funny story: Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

A man who would only give police his last name as "Blick" has been arrested in the toy department of Wally World in Sarasota, Florida. "We caught him wiping his goop off onto two more dolls when we got back to that part of the store. No one in the...
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Funny story: England's World Cup Bid failure explained

England's World Cup Bid failure explained

England's latest world cup failure is easy to explain. It has nothing to do with handbags, wags or Panorama - but has a more down to earth explanation - Gary Lineker's confession that he had shat himself during a game in the 1990 World Cup Finals.
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Funny story: Procrastinators arrested for stealing time

Procrastinators arrested for stealing time

Many people have asked themselves where has the time gone, and wondered why there does not seem to be enough hours in the day. After a three year investigation by the temporal branch of Scotland Yard it looks like an answer to both questions has...
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Funny story: Breast Implant Explodes

Breast Implant Explodes

Harry Caster, through his attorney C. Brewton Collier revealed today that a family Thanksgiving Dinner was ruined when a "breast implant" was discovered in their turkey. "It was devastating for the family," Collier stated, "You can just imagine, t...
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Funny story: Egypt offer all-in shark attack package holidays "dead" cheap!

Egypt offer all-in shark attack package holidays "dead" cheap!

Thousands of thrill-seeking extreme surfers and stupid tourists are packing their surf boards, suitcases, buckets and spades and are heading towards Egypt. Sharks have been attacking people there with impunity and the Egyptian Tourist Board are ex...
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Funny story: Dom Jolly: "My placenta hell"

Dom Jolly: "My placenta hell"

Comic and reality tv star Dom Jolly has emotionally revealed to fellow camp mates that he has finally beaten a placenta addiction after three years of suffering with the disease. Jolly said, "After Trigger Happy TV finished I spent most of my time...
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Funny story: £460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

£460 Million spent for TWO votes at the FIFA World Cup bid.

Zurich, SWITZERLAND: England's World's Cup bid was humiliatingly destroyed as FIFA revealed that the England bid won just two votes. 2018 World Cup bid voting. First round: England 2 votes. Belgium-Netherlands 4. Spain-Portugal 7. Russia 9. (E...
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Funny story: Balotelli: "Yous lot need to fix up"

Balotelli: "Yous lot need to fix up"

Italian badboy Mario Balotelli last night stunned radio listeners with a foul-mouthed outburst live on air. The Man City ace was a special guest on a football based show, and did little to change the perception that he is an overpaid premadonna.
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Funny story: U.S. Sends Federal Mediator to Wrong Ivory Coast

U.S. Sends Federal Mediator to Wrong Ivory Coast

While the Ivory Coast nation is embroiled in election fraud and other voting practice controversy, the U.S. Department of State offered up one of their most experienced mediators to help bring closure to the conflict. Thanks to overly brief text mes...
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Funny story: Moon to host 2026 World Cup

Moon to host 2026 World Cup

The Moon has been selected to host the 2026 World Cup it was announced today. FIFA are keen to bring the World Cup to places that are undeveloped in economic and football terms and the Moon's bid fulfilled both those criteria. The lack of stad...
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Funny story: Internet Groupons Confuse Men Shopping for Massage Services

Internet Groupons Confuse Men Shopping for Massage Services

The current rage among some Internet retailers, the group coupon or "Groupon" which is targeted at specific demographic groups, seems to be a misunderstood concept among some middle aged men. Popping up in related Internet ads while surfing for lo...
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Funny story: Amazon Drops Links for WikiLeaks; Free Speech Just Got Expensive

Amazon Drops Links for WikiLeaks; Free Speech Just Got Expensive

Not a bad way to kick off a business really, obtain a controversial commodity, even if that commodity embarrasses some world leaders, puts covert operatives lives in danger and damages state relationships, then make it available through paid links fr...
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Funny story: Royal Wedding overkill blamed for England 2018 flop

Royal Wedding overkill blamed for England 2018 flop

London - (Nuptial Tosspots): You can blame Clarence House tosspots for this one - or whoever else picked the 65th anniversary of Hitler's Berlin bunker wedding to Eva Braun as next year's Wills and Kate nuptials. That's the message from Zurich ton...
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Funny story: Wesley Snipes; Man of Principle and Soap on a Rope

Wesley Snipes; Man of Principle and Soap on a Rope

Talented and iconic American Actor, Wesley Snipes, has been on a crusade to avoid the payment of what the government claims to be his fair share of taxes, but recently lost his fight. Snipes will voluntarily surrender to Pennsylvania State Prison la...
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Funny story: Can a Top Chef Actually Appear on a TV Show Called Top Chef?

Can a Top Chef Actually Appear on a TV Show Called Top Chef?

Another reality TV competition based on an Oxymoron or two, the new season of Top Chef boasts another group of supposedly top ranked chefs who are so "Tops" in their field that they can apparently drop their restaurant duties to participate for weeks...
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Funny story: Psychic Octopus in training for 2018 World Cup

Psychic Octopus in training for 2018 World Cup

Georgie Snuffeloffogos, Head of London's Zoo's Aquarium Department, was a little upset after hearing that England would NOT be hosting the 2018 Football World Cup after losing the bid to Russia. Georgie said he had started training his Octopus, Mi...
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Funny story: Russian Mafia Triumph

Russian Mafia Triumph

In a total sham, which left the Queen in tears and Prince William berating the injustice, the 'FIFA Fools' went for Russia to stage the 2018 World Cup. 'It is clearly a fix' declared William 'the Russians got it because they backed Qatar to get th...
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Funny story: England football and fans and players in tears over losing 2018 World Cup bid to Russia

England football and fans and players in tears over losing 2018 World Cup bid to Russia

England football fans and players were in tears after losing the bid for England to host the 2018 World Cup. Even Beckam and Wills were sniffling when the cameras weren't on them, consoling each other, with snot running from their noses. Now I...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell backs England World Cup bid, they lost!

Simon Cowell backs England World Cup bid, they lost!

All the hype, celebrities, politicians and David Beckham were of no use in England's attempt to host the footie World Cup in 2018, they blew it. The main reason was that "super presentator" of UK's popular talent shows, Simon Cowell, decided to b...
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Funny story: SF McDonald's Boycotts No Toys in Happy Meals with Wikileaks' Julian Assange Action Figure

SF McDonald's Boycotts No Toys in Happy Meals with Wikileaks' Julian Assange Action Figure

Fast food giant, McDonald's today announced that they were considering disregarding a ruling to discontinue toys in Happy Meals and once again offering the popular childrens' treat with limited edition action figures. But the first toy being offered...
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Funny story: Free Legal Advice from Supreme Court Justice Scalia

Free Legal Advice from Supreme Court Justice Scalia

Dear Supreme Court Justice Scalia, I recently got a got busted at an underage drinking party, do I have any chance of getting the charges dropped? --Dumb Ass Dear Dumb Ass, The framers of the Constitution didn't have your best intentions when they came up with laws that violate your rights as a child, but since you old enough to know that underage drinking means a chance of paying fin...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato's publicist Buckholz Toolficker has informed the entertainment media that Miss Lovato is doing great with her rehab therapy sessions at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Toolficker stated that Demi has already been acc...
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Funny story: Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Spitting hoodies engaged by Huddersfield council to clear snow

Huddersfield council have confirmed reports they engaged the services of spitting hoodies employed as 'conscientious ejectors' to clear snow in order to make up for a shortfall in available vehicles to grit the towns roads. The hoodies were paid a...
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Funny story: Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles

Wikileaks Is Reporting That The Minnesota Vikings Are Moving To Los Angeles

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has over 250,000 documents. And filed among the vast volume is a sports document which states that a Los Angeles based group headed by talk show host Larry King has had several conversations with the owner of the NFL Minnesota Vik...
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Funny story: New Jackson Album to Have Pink Floyd Cover of "Money"

New Jackson Album to Have Pink Floyd Cover of "Money"

Hollywood - Michael Jackson's new album is going to have a cover of Pink Floyd's song "Money" on it. The news isn't much of a shock for people that were close to Michael, and new that he was obsessed with Pink Floyd. "I can remember how my br...
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Gets Job at Starbucks

Jon Gosselin Gets Job at Starbucks

Hollywood - Jon Gosselin got a job at Starbucks to help for gifts for his eight children. "Reality television was nice, and paid a lot of money, but without a reality show to fall back on, well, I needed to raise some extra cash." Jon Gosselin to...
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Funny story: Coffins for Auction

Coffins for Auction

The auction of the coffin of the person who was said to have killed President Kennedy in 1963 is likelly to set a new trend in antiques. With bidding starting at £600 there are likely to be sereral ghouls eager to possess something supposedly link...
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Funny story: New Cooking Method

New Cooking Method

It will soon be revealed that Ron Popeil and George Foreman are in the process of merging their two companies, and developing a revolutionary new cooking method which will be called the Forepeil. "We have been looking at this method for a number o...
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Funny story: Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

Viagra Sales Firm while Ex-Lax Market Share Softens

U.S. pharmaceutical sales for both prescription and over the counter drugs remained strong this past week, where the movers and shakers included Viagra experiencing the strongest growth and Ex-Lax sliding into a softer market. Wall Street analyst...
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Funny story: WikiLeaks Blamed for Yellow Stains on Pentagon Walls

WikiLeaks Blamed for Yellow Stains on Pentagon Walls

Reportedly taking advantage of the press coverage provided by the WikiLeaks website, groups of vandals are riding the publicity bandwagon by engaging in some leakage activity of their own, on government buildings in the Washington D.C. area. Yello...
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Funny story: LeBron's 23 Burns While Fire Crews Engage with Paper Cups

LeBron's 23 Burns While Fire Crews Engage with Paper Cups

Anticipating the return of LeBron James to Cleveland for the first time since his money induced exodus, Cleveland basketball officials are doing everything in their power to reduce the risk of fan outrage during the game, including the switch to pape...
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Funny story: As UK freezes to a halt Scandinavia just takes the piss

As UK freezes to a halt Scandinavia just takes the piss

The UK is under a blanket of snow, and virtually the entire infrastructure of the country has ground to a halt. Transport Secretary Philip Hammond sobbed, "I just don't know what to do. This kind of weather just has us over a barrel. The whole cou...
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Funny story: Wikileaks: Wee Willy Windsor 'is dead meat' if England 2018 bid fails

Wikileaks: Wee Willy Windsor 'is dead meat' if England 2018 bid fails

Zurich - (Offside Mess): Kate Middleton strippergram videos were being touted all over Zurich today in a last-gasp bid to secure the tournament. But some ugly rumors claimed FIFA officials would have preferred Beckham/Cameron/Prince William three...
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Funny story: Celebrity Suicide Reality TV Show hits UK

Celebrity Suicide Reality TV Show hits UK

A new reality TV show in which celebrities will attempt suicide live on TV is to be launched in the next month. Celebrities lined up so far include Noel Edmunds, Vanessa Feltch, Bobby Davro and Katie Price and will compete every day in various s...
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Funny story: Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker

Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker

Berlin Philharmonic/Simon Rattle. (EMI) Pierre Noxious writes: Ah, it's Christmas, so it must be old Piotr's Nutcracker. There's a lot of interest in this because Sir Simon doesn't have any rep to speak of when it comes to Tchaikovsky. In fact, this is his first recording of the Russian master and he admits in the sleeve notes that he was never a fan. But this always brings a smile to...
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Funny story: Match Of The Day Presenter Goes AWOL

Match Of The Day Presenter Goes AWOL

One of the Match of the Day pundits has stepped out of line and blasted an unprecedented tirade at the Premier League and football authorities. The outburst was made during filming of last Saturday's episode but was edited out before broadcast.
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Funny story: Julian Assange Found Hiding Out in Charleston, SC Outback Steakhouse

Julian Assange Found Hiding Out in Charleston, SC Outback Steakhouse

Julian Assange, founder of Wikileaks had been on the run for months due to a few little missteps in life that got him into hot water with everyone from Interpol to the United States Attorney General. Keeping one step ahead of the law had taken its to...
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Funny story: Electrified Testicles Explain UFO Sightings

Electrified Testicles Explain UFO Sightings

Boffins worldwide have been stunned by findings that suggest flying saucers can be explained by distressed male organs. Professor Cletus X Scrotum, of the Institute of Weird Science at Harvard, has been studying the phenomenon of UFOs for years an...
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Funny story: NASA Using Martian Teaser to Bargain for Billions in New Funding

NASA Using Martian Teaser to Bargain for Billions in New Funding

NASA announced on Twitter Wednesday that on Thursday, they would hold a press briefing on NASA TV and the internet on a new astrobiology discovery. While one can only speculate that they will actually show physical proof of aliens by either producing...
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Funny story: Jason Trawick Denies That He Beat Britney Spears - He Says She Lip Syncs A Lot And As A Result She Falls Down A Lot

Jason Trawick Denies That He Beat Britney Spears - He Says She Lip Syncs A Lot And As A Result She Falls Down A Lot

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jason Trawick, speaking from the front porch of a very close male friend of his, but not a gay one, has flat out stated that he never beat his girlfriend noted singer Britney Spears. Trawick did note that Spears was always walking...
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Kate is still making...
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Funny story: Wikileaks: "We Have In Our Possession The Official President Barack Obama Birth Certificate"

Wikileaks: "We Have In Our Possession The Official President Barack Obama Birth Certificate"

CHICAGO - An unnamed spokesperson for Wikileaks has just informed the main stream media that they have in their possession the one and only original President Barack Obama birth certificate. The birth certificate which has been authenticated by th...
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Funny story: Kanye West Is So Angry At Taylor Swift That He Is Threatening To Go Up On Stage And Take Away Her Guitar

Kanye West Is So Angry At Taylor Swift That He Is Threatening To Go Up On Stage And Take Away Her Guitar

ATLANTA - Kanye West says that one year after his Taylor Swift MTV MVA microphone stealing incident he is still mad as hell at the little white girl because she never apologized to him for not telling the people not to hate him because he was drunk a...
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Funny story: Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell Signs The Sexy British Singer Cheryl Cole To Be A Judge On America's X-Factor

Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell Signs The Sexy British Singer Cheryl Cole To Be A Judge On America's X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man with the Midas touch, has just signed the attractively sexy British singer Cheryl Cole to be one of the judges on his new American version of X-Factor. Cole was given a contract which will pay her $4.7 million [£3...
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Funny story: Princess Anne goes high tech to double insults to onlookers

Princess Anne goes high tech to double insults to onlookers

The Princess Royal is planning from later this month to more than double the number of insults she delivers to pensioners and other unwitting gatherers at her engagements. "Her Majesty's government has declared we must do more with less, and so I...
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Funny story: Just How Sweet Is Stacey Solomon?

Just How Sweet Is Stacey Solomon?

Stacey Solomon - most satirists would love to take a pop at her, but they just can't. What's to take a pop at? The girl is deeply dippy in a 'Right Said Fred' way, and just so utterly lovable that she can't be touched. Okay, she's got a really gra...
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Funny story: Bow Tie Wearing Men 10 Times More Likely To Be Labeled Douchebags

Bow Tie Wearing Men 10 Times More Likely To Be Labeled Douchebags

A revealing study today learned that pompous pricks that insist on wearing bow ties are at a 10 times greater risk of being labeled a douchebag. More than 250 people were asked their opinions about men wearing bow ties and the overwhelming respons...
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Funny story: Frustration leads to apathy as Americans lose interest in government

Frustration leads to apathy as Americans lose interest in government

The once mighty fists that pumped at the screen while Sean Hannity preached about the socialist government have turned to mild shoulder shrugs as Americans realize that there is nothing they can do about it. "I was so angry about the bailouts, the...
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Funny story: Wikileaks To Release Never Before Seen Nude Photos Of Angelina Jolie

Wikileaks To Release Never Before Seen Nude Photos Of Angelina Jolie

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has just made it known that it has over three dozen never before seen nude photos of Angelina Jolie that it will be releasing shortly. The photos were reportedly taken by Brad Pitt when he and Jolie were vacationing in Cabo San...
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Funny story: Yahoo Posts top 10 Searches of 2010

Yahoo Posts top 10 Searches of 2010

Well, it's almost the end of the year again and it's time for the top searches of 2010. Who will be the reining champion of this much sought after title? In the past winners such as Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were the undisputed heavyweights. Th...
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Funny story: Howard Stern Announces Contract Resolution

Howard Stern Announces Contract Resolution

Howard Stern, Talk Radio Host, Shock Jock and self proclaimed King of All Media, announced at a press conference today he would not be re signing his contract with Sirius/XM Radio. The announcement was prompted by Sirius hiring Dr Laura Schlessinger,...
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Funny story: Howard Stern Quits Sirius Radio, Stock Plummets, Subscribers Bail Out

Howard Stern Quits Sirius Radio, Stock Plummets, Subscribers Bail Out

Howard Stern, "King of All Media", has decided to take a powder from Sirius/XM satellite radio. Sterns contract is up for renewal at the end of the year. Howard is famous for his antics when his contracts are due for negotiation. Stern, who is...
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Funny story: World Comes to an End, No One Notices

World Comes to an End, No One Notices

The Apocalypse is upon us, the world is falling apart bit by bit. The climate is doing totally unexpected, swings from one extreme to the other. National economies are failing, one after the other, like a unstable house of cards with no sign of bein...
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Funny story: Doshless of York Feels Vindicated Yet Depressed by Candid Andy WikiLeaks

Doshless of York Feels Vindicated Yet Depressed by Candid Andy WikiLeaks

The Doshless of York has told friends of her mixed emotions at the WikiLeaks revelations about Prince Andrew braying like an ass in front of a Middle Eastern Rotary Club luncheon. "On one hand, she sees his comments as proof they were perfectly s...
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