Funny story: Undocumented Workers Most Affected By Sluggish Economy

Undocumented Workers Most Affected By Sluggish Economy

For many undocumented immigrants in the United States, life is both a challenge and a sacrifice. Worrying where to stay and how to get through American laws and prohibitions is a daily superhuman effort.I Don't Blame Americans... "Norteamericanos...
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Funny story: Mrs. Lee Gives So Many Happy Endings, Her Fingers Smoke

Mrs. Lee Gives So Many Happy Endings, Her Fingers Smoke

For Chinese massages parlors nationwide, a new rallying cry is heard from crappy stripmall storefront to shady semi-finished basement: 'If we can beat 'em (off), join 'em'! "Borrowing from the blunt lexicon of the more libidinous precincts of...
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Funny story: New Poll Confirms Almost Everybody Hates Their Job

New Poll Confirms Almost Everybody Hates Their Job

A new poll confirms one of those things everybody knows but nobody talks about: call it a job, a career or a mission, most people hate it at worst and tolerate it at best. When asked, 99.714% of people agreed they if their job was a person they'...
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Funny story: Proof Readers Gazette

Proof Readers Gazette

Hello! And welcom to our fist adition of Poof Readers Gazelle. In a pact addition, we will bee lookin at weys of improving pruf reading and the spotting of misteks and punctuation our business is hard on the eyes and we recomand you have reguler cheek ups. We can give you a lost of top opticians in your aria and you get a discout if you mention our mag. Mr Spoon of Bristols, will be...
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Funny story: U.S. Armed Forces Drops Gay Policy

U.S. Armed Forces Drops Gay Policy

The Obama administration has changed the, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy placed by Bill Clinton during his stint in the oval office. The Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy originally came from the draft board asking potential soldiers if they had homosexu...
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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger happy to join girly-girl Obama team to help him win Presidential race against Sarah Connor

Arnold Schwarzenegger happy to join girly-girl Obama team to help him win Presidential race against Sarah Connor

Saying "I finally ged it", former muscle-man and Mr.Universe, Ahnold Schwarzenegger now wants to be a part of President Barack Obama's Administration. The waxy-looking former California Governor told reporters he'd love a post in the "scrawny, gir...
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Funny story: Top Spoof Writer Becomes Millionaire!

Top Spoof Writer Becomes Millionaire!

Mr Lyton, from world renown "The Spoof News", has become a millionaire overnight. Some are saying he inherited it, some are saying he stole it, but his ex transvestite lover, SKOOB1999 has explained. "The love earned every one of those millions, I...
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Funny story: 'Third World' branded British airports are closed, after the vast majority of flights were grounded due to the big freeze.

'Third World' branded British airports are closed, after the vast majority of flights were grounded due to the big freeze.

HeathROW, London: Staff armed with loud hailers, ordered travellers to leave the airport and go home or else to a hotel. One woman shouted back: "We have nowhere to go." Emotions ran high with some people, desperate to be home for Christmas, leavi...
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Funny story: £7 Million Christmas Tree

£7 Million Christmas Tree

The Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi is displaying a seven million pound Christmas Tree in its Foyer. It has loaded the tree with gold and diamonds in order to promote the spirit of Christmas to the tourists jetting in for the Yuletide festivities.
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Funny story: Queen's Head Missing!

Queen's Head Missing!

There is spreading alarm at Buckingham Palace due to the Queen's head having gone missing. Fears are growing that the noble head may be lost. A Royal Proclamation has been issued in gold lettering: If anyone comes across the Head of t...
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Funny story: Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

Royal Mail to be sold to Russians

The Queens head looks set to disappear from UK stamps as the Ruskies are about to buy the Royal Mail. The famous UK icon looks set to be replaced as the government admits 'We need the cash.' With world economies also struggling for cash the Royal...
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Funny story: Austria's Got Talent?

Austria's Got Talent?

An 'Austrian' has been fined for yodelling while mowing his lawn because it offended his Muslim neighbours. Helmut Von Messerschmitt, 89, a well known 'naturalised Austrian' was 'ridiculing' their beliefs, a Judge decided, before fining him 900 eu...
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Funny story: Texas Woman Gets Bonked on Head by Stray Meteorite

Texas Woman Gets Bonked on Head by Stray Meteorite

Malverna C. Charpa gets excited every time she hears there is an upcoming meteorite shower and adjusts her sleep pattern weeks in advance of the events to be sure she is up and awake in the early morning hours to watch the show. This year's Geminid Meteor Shower was no exception and in fact, was highly anticipated because of the frequency of "shooting stars" that can be seen at its peak. But th...
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Funny story: Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

Is Kara Tointon ready to dump Artem Chigvintsev for recycled Liz Hurley shag Shane Warne?

London - (Now The Carnival Is Over): "Fancy a Last Tango in Paris, Kara?" was the lurid text left on Kara's mobile as she danced her way to Strictly glory with Artem last night. This morning Kata Tointon's ass - er...arm! - was in a sling followin...
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Funny story: TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

Love it or hate it the Apprentice rarely fails to deliver classic moments and this year there was a bumper crop. For those of you not familiar with it here's a brief run down: It stars Sir Alan Sugar or 'Lord Sugar' as he likes to be referred to. Other famous Lords are Michael Flately - Lord of the Dance and Little Lord Fauntleroy. Some say Sugar was the original 'Oliver,' running around London...
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Funny story: WikiLeaks to be re-branded as WikiLeeks

WikiLeaks to be re-branded as WikiLeeks

The Whistle Blowing website, WikiLeaks, run by Australian Swedish Lady Lover, Julian Assange, is to be taken down and re-branded as a site about vegetables. "Instead of all this troublesome leaking of national secrets," said Assange, "we are going...
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Funny story: National Lawyers Truth Day

National Lawyers Truth Day

The film Liar Liar has inspired a generation of lawyers to spend one day a year telling nothing but the truth. In order to make sure that the British public do not get wind of this special day, and keep judges on their toes, the day changes each year...
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Funny story: Big Sam - From Blackburn to BNP

Big Sam - From Blackburn to BNP

Recently dismissed Blackburn manager 'Big' Sam Allardyce appears to have shut the door on a return to football management. It would seem that the ex-premier league manager looks set to swap his sheepskin jacket for white robes and pointy cone hat.
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Funny story: Gamst-Pederson relieved at Big Sam dismissal

Gamst-Pederson relieved at Big Sam dismissal

Blackburn's Norwegian ace Morten Gamst-Pederson has expressed his relief at the recent dismissal of manager Sam Allardyce. Pederson told reporter, "I never had a issue with Sam, but it was obvious he didn't like me. He used to call me 'gay' and m...
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Funny story: Congress Votes to Cut Own Pay Take Vows of Chastity & Poverty!

Congress Votes to Cut Own Pay Take Vows of Chastity & Poverty!

In an unprecedented announcement today, both houses of the US Congress voted unanimously to cut their own pay by twenty-five percent, forego health care coverage, and renounce all contacts with lobbyists. As lobbyists gathered in small groups outs...
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Funny story: Subo fanatics preparing for a Susan Boyle Christmas as they continue their stay at The Priory Clinic

Subo fanatics preparing for a Susan Boyle Christmas as they continue their stay at The Priory Clinic

The Subo fanatics, who successfully invaded The Priory Clinic are preparing for a very 'Subo Christmas'. Fruitcakes (the baked typed - not the fanatics themselves) are being baked by the dozen. These are special Susancakes and the recipe includes irn bru, crushed crisps and only RED cherries. More 'flat-Susans' are being delivered and will, eventually, out-number the real people residing at...
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Funny story: Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

Katie Holmes 'Devastated' Over Reports Suri Suing for' Divorce', Her own Penthouse, Separate Maintenance and Nanny Support!

On the eve of her 32nd birthday, Katie Holmes is said to be 'shocked and shaken' after she and husband Tom Cruise, 48, were served with separation papers served by their 4 year old daughter's solicitor! Suri, age 4, is said to be determined to sta...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby village planning a Snow Aid fundraiser-Susan Boyle expected to take part

Isle of Wight News - Newby village planning a Snow Aid fundraiser-Susan Boyle expected to take part

Newby village's newest mayor, Arthur Askme, has announced that the village is planning a Snow Aid fundraiser in order to help all villagers who were traumatized and institutionalized as a result of the whopping 2 cm snowfall this week. Many reside...
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Funny story: The Archers down the line

The Archers down the line

Vanessa Whitburn, the editor of The Archers, has complained to BBC bosses that budget cuts mean far too many scenes have to be on the phone. "It's starting to show," she says. By setting a scene with several characters on their mobiles it is p...
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Funny story: Terrorist Cell Will Attack the Infidels After Scrubs

Terrorist Cell Will Attack the Infidels After Scrubs

BIRMINGHAM - Ammar Al-Farouk, Hamzah Ali, and Ben Hussain make up a terrorist cell, intent on attacking the Bullring. After they do some other stuff. The trio, who have been living in the Eastside apartments in Digbeth, since March 2007 were recru...
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Funny story: Yesteryear Gazette

Yesteryear Gazette

Mum lighting the gas stove to keep us warm in the morning. Scotts porridge oats. Big army coats, slung over the bed. Outside toilets frozen in the winter. No fridges, no frozen food. Nans slab of marble inside the pantry door. Black and white television. The corner shop that closed at six o'clock. Saturday morning pictures. A toffee apple for thrupence. Pie and mash on a sunday morning.
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Funny story: Student Protests Spread to Airports

Student Protests Spread to Airports

In a development the Tory led Government had not anticipated, the British public have been organising spontaneous sit-ins at airports in the UK. One passenger Edna Trout had her children with her and they were part of the sit-in at Heathrow Airpor...
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Funny story: Three Wise Men Brought Cannabis

Three Wise Men Brought Cannabis

Vatican City - Exciting new Biblical research suggests that the Three Wise Men brought the Baby Jesus gifts of marijuana and a shiny new bong on the very first Christmas. It now appears that Mary, Joseph, and all the animals in the manger did bong h...
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Funny story: 'Tubby' Mariah Carey Sings in Public for President Obama

'Tubby' Mariah Carey Sings in Public for President Obama

(District of Columbia) - This year's Christmas in Washington television special featured none other than Mariah Carey dressed up as a wrapped-in-red box-with-bow for the President and First Family. Ms. Carey jetted in for the event immediately aft...
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Funny story: Harry Reid's Text to Lady Gaga Regarding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Repeal Causes Firestorm of Controversy

Harry Reid's Text to Lady Gaga Regarding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Repeal Causes Firestorm of Controversy

(US and A) - After the Senate voted to repeal the longstanding "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, Senator Harry Reid (Democrat, Nevada) quickly tweeted the following message just past noon on Saturday: @LadyGaga ~ We did it! #DADT is a thing of the...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Completes A Touchdown Pass To Girlfriend Candice Crawford

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Completes A Touchdown Pass To Girlfriend Candice Crawford

DALLAS - Tony Romo, the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, has just completed the greatest pass in his NFL career, a touchdown pass to blonde girlfriend Candice Crawford. Tony and his beautiful girlfriend were having dinner at The Fifty Yard Line...
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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Talks Candidly About Her Weight Gain, The Lesbian Rumors, and Demi Lovato

Oprah Winfrey Talks Candidly About Her Weight Gain, The Lesbian Rumors, and Demi Lovato

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, who is considered The Undisputed Queen of Talk Shows no matter what GOPalinista Rush Limbaugh may say sat down at her mansion in The Windy City and talked openly about open-ended subjects. Winfrey, 56, spoke with Indigo Fe...
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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Fires Off The First Shot In The Sharon Osbourne - Cheryl Cole Feud

Sharon Osbourne Fires Off The First Shot In The Sharon Osbourne - Cheryl Cole Feud

HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Osbourne, who many media critics have referred to as an over-the-hill drag queen looking senior citizen diva, has opened her mouth and hurled some ugly remarks towards sweet, little Cheryl Cole. Sharon, who is married to the roc...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato Angrily Remarks That The Alleged Summertime Sex Videos Are Not Of Her - "Hey People, The Girl In The Video Is A Blonde, I'm A Brunette"

Demi Lovato Angrily Remarks That The Alleged Summertime Sex Videos Are Not Of Her - "Hey People, The Girl In The Video Is A Blonde, I'm A Brunette"

LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato spoke at an impromptu news conference in the recreation room of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic where she has been confined since the unfortunate Jonas Brothers Concert Tour ending incident. Lovato, sat at a wooden...
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Funny story: The Shocking Truth Behind The Reason Julia Roberts Is Acting Like Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

The Shocking Truth Behind The Reason Julia Roberts Is Acting Like Kate "Graceless" Gosselin

LA HABRA, California - Julia Roberts, who starred in the film Pretty Woman back when she was pretty has shown a new, different side of her that no one likes, not even Ellen DeGeneres who loves everyone. The trout snouted, 43-year-old actress was s...
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Funny story: Try Some of my Grappa

Try Some of my Grappa

By viewing someone's clothing & personal effects, we may infer what the owner is. This can be applied to the original creator, le Dieu, too. Closely watching nature's exotic flowers, colorful bids, nice looking animals, etc, we can presume le Dieu to be an art lover. Moreover, it looks like, la Dieu, oops, is crazy for plays. She enjoys watching birds' nesting so much that she puts a pinch...
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Funny story: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Ends; TELLING Epidemic Grips U.S.

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Ends; TELLING Epidemic Grips U.S.

The news that the U.S. Senate has voted to overturn "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," the military policy for handling gay recruits, has had an interesting effect. And it has nothing to do with revealing a sexual preference. No, it has to do with spill...
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Funny story: Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

Entrepreneur/Philanthropist Reaches Out to a Despondent Porn Star

For Oliver Ebby, President of Brand Services - United (BS-U), compassion struck as he listening to Marketspace, the syndicated financial news hour. "A feature story on BS-U was followed by a piece on AIDS in the porn film industry. There was Mic...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as stories began to circulate, implying that he had enjoyed...
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Funny story: Son of the Zodiac is working for a Mexican gang

Son of the Zodiac is working for a Mexican gang

Philadelphia police are worried that a Mexican gang working out of Sinaloa, Mexico has hired the Son of the Zodiac killer as a guardian angel for their drug retail operations in Philly. The police in Philadelphia received a letter from the Son...
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Funny story: Local Man Gets Drunk And Goes A Bit Mental

Local Man Gets Drunk And Goes A Bit Mental

From the Portsmouth UK virginity - sorry, vicinity - local man, Martin Shuttlecock was allowed a free rein to please himself what he did, as long suffering wife, Anne, went for a girly night out to a dinner of pig's trotters at a local hotel chain, w...
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Funny story: Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape

The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...
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Funny story: Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

Super Injunction Lifted! Drogba Got Malaria From Cheryl Cole

A High Court judge has lifted a so-called "super injunction" obtained by the Chelsea footballer Didier Drogba and the media have been given the all clear to publish the sensational details. Cheryl Cole's ex husband Ashley Cole is said to be fuming...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has not been seen since the Omnibus Bill was voted down Thursday, was reported to have checked into a hospice after having her face diagnosed as having TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Taxidermical...
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Funny story: Newby - Isle of Wight- hit by biggest snowfall in history of the village.

Newby - Isle of Wight- hit by biggest snowfall in history of the village.

The residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, are busy digging themselves out of the largest snowfall that has hit the village in over 12 months. Residents were shocked to wake up this morning to be met with a whopping 2 cm. of snow which had fallen duri...
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Funny story: Land Of Oz News Latest: Wicked Witch Of The West To Sue Over Sister's Death

Land Of Oz News Latest: Wicked Witch Of The West To Sue Over Sister's Death

The Wicked Witch Of The West has sensationally said she is to sue Dorothy for landing a house on her sister, the Wicked Witch Of The East. Dorothy touched down in the Land Of Oz, and parked her 175 tonne house right on top of the hapless Witch, wh...
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