Funny story: Judge Rules Undocumented Canadian Immigrants Are Legal Because They Are Not Brown

Judge Rules Undocumented Canadian Immigrants Are Legal Because They Are Not Brown

A Federal Judge in Arizona ruled today that Canadians that enter the United States without proper documentation are not to be considered illegal aliens. The landmark case of Dion, Lavigne, Morissette et als. v. The United States, featured some fie...
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Funny story: Prince Charles Taylor war crimes tribunal to subpoena Fergie

Prince Charles Taylor war crimes tribunal to subpoena Fergie

The Hague - (On-The-Rocks): Was virtual bankrupt Sarah, Duchess of York plied with blood diamonds 'like all the other hos' testifying in The Hague this week? Insolvency voluntary arrangement sources said today Fergie's rapacious greed has seen her...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood Sign Pictures will begin filming on Duffy Bayou-Gauche's quasi horror film, The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong. Bayou-Gauche said that unlike other movies in which King Kong has been pitted against an arch rival, this movie wi...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Secretly Dating Heidi Montag

Taylor Lautner Secretly Dating Heidi Montag

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag were seen at West Hollywood's trendy restaurant, The Texas Cattle Stampede Steakhouse. Lautner 18, said that he has had a crush on Montag ever since he first saw here on the reality show The Hills.
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Arrested For Flashing Cars In Los Angeles!

Lady Gaga Arrested For Flashing Cars In Los Angeles!

Saying "This will just ruin my reputation", Lady Gaga was arrested this morning for flashing cars on the Los Angeles Freeway. "Please, Please don't let this get into the press or I don't know what I will do." "Lady", stated police officer Richa...
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Funny story: Declassified documents reveal Canada plotting to "...separate Northern US states from the rest of Jesusland"

Declassified documents reveal Canada plotting to "...separate Northern US states from the rest of Jesusland"

While America has been busy abroad: dividing and splitting failing regimes, sleeping with dictators, bribing and praising anti-US military leaders and funding-arming 'good' terrorists - something unusual has been going on - albeit surreptitiously - n...
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Funny story: Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt takes flying lessons as Brangelina nickname her "Amelia Earwax"

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt takes flying lessons as Brangelina nickname her "Amelia Earwax"

Watch out Suri Cruise. Your little-girl high-heels, ballet tutu and red lipstick are no match for the new kid on the block. 4-year old tomboy Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is setting the gossip pages ablaze with her adventures. From 'creating' her ow...
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Funny story: Ron Atkinson to return to Aston Villa

Ron Atkinson to return to Aston Villa

After Martin O'Neill's shock resignation from Aston Villa, 'Big' Ron Atkinson is favourite with the bookies to return to the hot seat at Villa Park. Atkinson was manager of the Villains from 1991-94 where he helped Villa win their first piece of s...
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Funny story: Past American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino Faces Public Scorn

Past American Idol Winner Fantasia Barrino Faces Public Scorn

Greensboro, NC - Lawyers for past American Idol Winner, Fantasia Barrino are working feverishly to overturn a judge's sentence calling for the public scorn of the star after she was found guilty of adultery. At the core of the case, Barrino and a man...
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Funny story: Pimp My Slide: New Kid's Backyard Makeover Show Airs Saturdays

Pimp My Slide: New Kid's Backyard Makeover Show Airs Saturdays

Rounding out the new fall Saturday morning line up for kids will be a new spin off to a popular auto customizing show called Pimp My Ride. Targeted at kids hoping to upgrade their backyard slides and swing sets, "Pimp My Slide" will feature a team o...
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Funny story: Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Castro Warns of Nuclear War. Blames "Damn Kids on Lawn."

Havana, Cuba (BNSE): Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, delighted Cuba's Parliament with his first public appearance in over four years. A strong, healthy, and vigorous Castro amazed Cuba's leaders and the assembled press corps alike with his deep grasp o...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

Naomi Campbell's Diamond Bath Plug

It has been revealed today that a diamond as big as a golf ball has been found inside the London home of Naomi Campbell. It is believed to have been used to decorate a bath plug in a top secret bathroom used only by Naomi and very honoured guests, li...
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Funny story: Michelle Vacation Causes GOP Outrage!

Michelle Vacation Causes GOP Outrage!

First Lady Michelle Obama took a vacation in Europe this week, igniting a firestorm of scandal about Beltway insiders. "A vacation in Europe?" wept Fox News Crier Glen Beck. "Do I have to draw you a picture? Lenin took a vacation to Europe. Karl M...
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Funny story: George Bush Nearly Wipes Out Whole Family!

George Bush Nearly Wipes Out Whole Family!

According to a report we just got in, a family picnic given by the George W. Bush family of Crawford, Texas on his ranch has ended in a tragedy as three people have been hospitalized, twenty others treated for wounds and punctures. When the ambula...
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Funny story: Lanky footystar, Peter Crouch, beds a "hooker" because his fiancee is too tall!

Lanky footystar, Peter Crouch, beds a "hooker" because his fiancee is too tall!

England footy international, Peter Crouch, better known for his length and heading ability than his sexual excapades bedded a Nigerian Hooker because his fiancee is a bit too tall and doesn't give him enough downward "head-ers". Peter explained:...
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Funny story: Botox Bandit

Botox Bandit

A woman dubbed the 'Botox Bandit' has finally been arrested after stealing/having umpteen cosmetic treatments reputably costing well over $5,000. Seemingly,Tanya Hyde, 29, travelled around Florida having numerous wrinkle fillers, facials and vario...
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Funny story: David Archuleta and Demi Lovato Seen Sharing Some McNuggets At A Mickey D's In Pomona

David Archuleta and Demi Lovato Seen Sharing Some McNuggets At A Mickey D's In Pomona

POMONA, California - David Archuleta and Demi Lovato were recently seen at a McDonalds sharing an order or Chicken McNuggets. The two teen singing sensations were having a good time throwing the McNuggets into each others mouths. David did not mis...
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Funny story: Martin O'Neill And Aston Villa Divorce

Martin O'Neill And Aston Villa Divorce

The football world has been shaken to its very foundations this evening with the sad news that Aston Villa and Martin O'Neill have divorced. The marriage was annulled this afternoon, taking just two minutes. O'Neill and Villa wed four years ago in...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, and Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Taylor, and Rip Taylor To Star In "My Mother Was A Taylor, She Sewed My New Blue Jeans"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for Candlelight Motion Pictures in association with Sand Castle Pictures and Lionsface Studios has announced that they will soon begin production on the Salvo Classacotti film My Mother Was A Taylor She Sewed My New Blue Je...
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Funny story: LaToya Jackson wants her nose redone by surgeon who reconstructed Afghan girl's mutilated nose

LaToya Jackson wants her nose redone by surgeon who reconstructed Afghan girl's mutilated nose

Aisha, an 18-year old Afghan girl whose nose and ears had been cut off by her abusive husband with the 'blessings' of a Taliban commander - is in the US to have her nose rebuilt. Aisha, who is the featured on a controversial Time magazine cover is...
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Funny story: Randy Rocker Rod To Be Seven Time Dad At 66

Randy Rocker Rod To Be Seven Time Dad At 66

Randy old rocker Rod Stewart has proved that there's life in the old dog yet, by announcing that he's to become a dad for the seventh time at the rollicking old age of 66. Elderly gentlemen the world over have petitioned Rod the mod to write a boo...
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Funny story: "Charlie Brown Was the Manchurian Candidate," Says Andrew Breitbart

"Charlie Brown Was the Manchurian Candidate," Says Andrew Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart, never at a loss to expose the most respected in the US, published a report today stating that Charlie Brown, in fact, was the Manchurian Candidate. "He was definitely the Manchurian Candidate," said the report. "His creator Char...
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Funny story: North Korea executes thousands

North Korea executes thousands

North Korea, determined to flex its muscle against the war games that the US and South Korea are conducting, executed thousands of fish yesterday. "We warned the Americans and our ex-Brothers in the south that if they carried out these exercises,...
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Funny story: Capello's crisis

Capello's crisis

England's football manager Fabio Capello is considering retirement so a younger man can take over the troublesome job. Two fingers from two players and an unexpected appearance of another in a match he wasn't supposed to be playing in, give the im...
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Funny story: The 'crown jewels' of all blood diamond lies

The 'crown jewels' of all blood diamond lies

Balmoral Castle - (On-The-Rocks News): The Queen has received a subpoena to testify at the blood diamonds trial in The Hague. Apparently a parure - a suite of jewellery comprising a tiara, necklace, earrings, bracelets, rings, brooch and belt clas...
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Funny story: Mia Farrow thought she thaw a bwood diamond

Mia Farrow thought she thaw a bwood diamond

There is no doubt about it. The ex-Mrs Woody Allen, is vewwwy vewwy sure of what she saw,or heard or something. When Super-Glam__tantrum Diva Naomi Campbell told her about, (no sorry , showed her, no...er,) the "huge gleaming gem" she testified so...
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Funny story: James Blunt in Cockney Slang Dictionary

James Blunt in Cockney Slang Dictionary

English singer/ songwriter, James Blunt has revealed his distress at being included in the 2010 edition of The Cockney Slang Dictionary. The book which features alphabetical examples of cockney slang and their meanings, has been on sale annually...
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Funny story: Pope to visit Skelmersdale

Pope to visit Skelmersdale

Residents of Skelmersdale, Lancashire, were thrilled to learn via The Pope's Twitter page that he intends to visit the town in November. The Pope, who is already visiting the UK next month, decided to make a return visit later in the Autumn, due to...
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Funny story: Rolling news out of control

Rolling news out of control

Twenty four hour news channels are out of control. 'They keep on reporting the same things again and again and transmit pictures repeatedly. It gives me a headache' complained a TV addict. This is but one example of an addiction that has doctors worr...
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Funny story: Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Tommy Cooper's England 1 V 0 Slovenia. - Full Match Analytical Report

Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth, Wednesday, 23rd June 2010. Tommy Cooper's England needed to win against Slovenia to progress to the second round and remake their World Cup future. Anything less, and less than 11 days after Tommy Coope...
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Funny story: Ban on Humour Proposed

Ban on Humour Proposed

A movement with significant support has emerged which has proposals for a ban on all humour. 'Life is too serious for these silly stories which no one has time to appreciate anyway' said Mildred Misery, leader of this band of warriors. Some of...
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Funny story: Milk Snatch Off

Milk Snatch Off

Plans being hatched in the hidden dungeons of an evil empire to wrest bottles of milk from children under 6 have been dropped by the controller of the snatch organisers. Fooled into believing the rulers of this empire had been absorbed by spirits...
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Funny story: Hyenasianism

Hyenasianism

Although Hyenasianism, derived from 'hyena', has been around for so many centuries, it ‎did not surface until after 9/11. Briefly, this meritorious form of government does not rely ‎on ill-fated majority consensus. Therefore, it has rendered polling stations obsolete. ‎Good riddance! ‎ Hyenasianism, neither a monarchy nor a republic, is a well-marinated system which ‎simply requires a low perce...
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Funny story: Asspayus head saves the world

Asspayus head saves the world

After learning about a rumor that implicated him in an Asspayu head bounty offer. A Mexican drug lord became enraged and starting screaming "not True" "Not me" "This will put in question my good taste and reputation" "As a business man I make good...
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Funny story: Giant Moth Balls Found at Site of WV Bridge Collapse

Giant Moth Balls Found at Site of WV Bridge Collapse

Point Pleasant, WVa - The mystery of what became of the legendary Mothman creature may be close to being solved in West Virginia. Forensics specialists have been called in to study what appear to be giant furry balls found near the site of a bridge t...
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Funny story: The Beach Boys 27-City Concert Tour Cancelled When Only 34 Tickets Are Sold

The Beach Boys 27-City Concert Tour Cancelled When Only 34 Tickets Are Sold

SANTA MONICA BEACH - The California band, The Beach Boys have been performing since 1961. They had made plans to celebrate 50 years in the music business with a 27-city concert tour starting in December. Their manager Agustus "Flip Side" Huckleche...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1

BEVERLY HILLS - Selena Gomez was shopping at a trendy cosmetics shop on Rodeo Drive when she was asked about her latest hit song. Selena smiled and said that the song which she co-wrote with Ke$ha, "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" has already made...
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Funny story: The British Don't Give A Shit About BP Gulf Oil Spill

The British Don't Give A Shit About BP Gulf Oil Spill

Surprising results from a British media survey into the BP Gulf Of Mexico oil spill reveals that the vast majority of British people don't give a shit, and the remainder don't give two shits. Spokesman for the British, Winston Buddha, from Birming...
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Funny story: Rooney Booed By Chelsea Rent Boys

Rooney Booed By Chelsea Rent Boys

Eye witness reports have confirmed that dozens of Manchester United fans had to be administered oxygen by paramedics at yesterday's Community Shield Wembley showpiece between Manchester United and Chelsea. "What's that all about then?" one Manches...
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Funny story: Jesus "disappointed" that The Devil has more Facebook friends

Jesus "disappointed" that The Devil has more Facebook friends

Jesus Christ announced today through a Facebook status that he is "disappointed" that The Devil has more online friends than him. He later commented on his own status and declared that he was "starting to regret suffering on the cross for everyon...
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Funny story: Man Eaten By Angry Vagina

Man Eaten By Angry Vagina

A man, yet to be identified pending notification of the family,is presumed dead, after being consumed by, a large, angry, oozing, vagina. Passers by were stunned and amazed, when they eye witnessed a man and a large vagina in an altercation over...
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Funny story: International Football Is Shit, Say Players

International Football Is Shit, Say Players

International football has been hit by a slew of insulting retirements over the weekend, with at least three players giving notice that they no longer want to play for their countries again, because it is "shit". First to go was the 'hunky' Blackb...
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Funny story: Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Porn Star Ron Jeremy's Killer Penis Movie Achieves Cult Status

Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...
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Funny story: Former H&R Block Tax Pro Finds Way to Make Company Profitable: File False Tax Returns! -- "It's no less heinous than charging clients 36% interest for RALs," says future former Block Executive Mazz Phillini.

Former H&R Block Tax Pro Finds Way to Make Company Profitable: File False Tax Returns! -- "It's no less heinous than charging clients 36% interest for RALs," says future former Block Executive Mazz Phillini.

U.S. Attorney Virginia Beach found a way to get her name in the local papers to impress her parents by announcing today that former H&R Block tax professional O.C. "Original Criminal" Calhoun, Jr., 43, of Buffalo, NY, was sentenced to 5 years pro...
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Funny story: Chelsea A Revelation In Wembley Community Shield

Chelsea A Revelation In Wembley Community Shield

Chelsea proved to be a revelation in yesterday's Community Shield season curtain raiser at Wembley, as they capitulated without much of a struggle to an unfancied Manchester United team. Even United fans were shocked by Chelsea's lacklustre perfor...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Ditch Debate Deepens

Isle of Wight News - Ditch Debate Deepens

Sandown - Local residents met last evening at Norbert's Fish and Chips to discuss plans to construct a ditch west of town towards Newchurch. Town clerk Noel Worthington presented plans completed by the civil engineer which he said are ready for tende...
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