Funny story: 'Sherlock' Bows Out With 'The Great Game' - But He'll Be Back!

'Sherlock' Bows Out With 'The Great Game' - But He'll Be Back!

This article does not contain spoilers. Maybe. Or maybe we lie - just kidding... The BBC's updated version of the Sherlock Holmes stories concluded last night after a paltry three episode feature length run, leaving viewers gasping for more. The f...
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Funny story: Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods

Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills". So exactly what is going on now?...
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Funny story: 'Evening All! - Shewees on patrol

'Evening All! - Shewees on patrol

Unbelievable as it sounds Cambridgeshire Police Force are, if you'll pardon the expression, 'lashing' out £3,000 to issue all female police officers with a 'Shewee'. For the uninitiated, a Shewee must not be confused with a Tepee- but is in fact...
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Funny story: Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Famous hot-dog speed-eating champ freed from jail

Takeru Kobayashi is a free man after a New York judge ruled to dismiss all charges against the skinny Japanese speed-eater accused of crashing a hot dog eating contest. Human python Kobayashi holds records for eating: 63 hot dogs in 12 minutes...
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Funny story: Obama admin wants Pak as part of Middle East not South Asia

Obama admin wants Pak as part of Middle East not South Asia

THE WHITE HOUSE: The Obama Admin is struggling to win its wars in Iraq and Af-Pak. It is having trouble dealing with a deceitful Pakistan. Unfortunately America can't go to war with Pak where the real problem of terrorism originates because the pa...
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Funny story: Women who miscarry should get back in the sack the next day

Women who miscarry should get back in the sack the next day

A population based study has shown that women who miscarry stand a better chance of having a baby if they have sex the next day. Miscarriage can be a traumatic time for many women, who feel that they have lost a child, but researchers confirmed th...
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Funny story: Some Chinese blame China's artificial rain for Asian floods

Some Chinese blame China's artificial rain for Asian floods

And then the rains came. First to Pakistan where the Army-militant duo had chosen to 'muddy the waters' (pun intended) by raising the spectre of a non-existent 'water war' with India. Less than a month ago Pak's most feted terrorist who co-rule...
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Funny story: World aid agencies throw cold water on Pak's appeal for flood-aid

World aid agencies throw cold water on Pak's appeal for flood-aid

NIAGARA-FALLS, CANADA: An emergency meeting of world aid agencies ended in the usual stalemate. After an exhilarating barrel-ride over the Falls followed by a simple buffet of: maple-smoked-salmon, fiddlehead greens-bisque, buffalo-tenders-carp...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Record Album With BeeGees

Justin Bieber To Record Album With BeeGees

After announcing a new tour, the two Brothers Gibb, Robin and Barry have stated to an inside source that teenage singer, Justin Bieber may join them any day now to record a new studio album. "This is a dream come true for me", stated Bieber. "My v...
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Funny story: Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

A study conducted by the World Health Organization has revealed that most men in China are not aware of the fact that female breasts were meant for breast-feeding infants. Only 2 percent of respondents had any knowledge of female anatomy assuming...
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Funny story: Mea Culpa This: Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been A Member Of The Cover Story Elite?

Mea Culpa This: Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been A Member Of The Cover Story Elite?

BEVERLY HILLS - Due to the unprecedented far-reaching response to a recent news item in "The Spoof" ("FDR, We Only Thought We Hardly Knew Ye!," dated 1 August 2010), which -- at least based on the collective calculations of both the always reliable "Spoof-O-Meter" and the newly installed "Smarmatron 2000 Ratings System" -- was found to have been read (in its entirety) by apparently three-and-a-ha...
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Funny story: Colonial Tourist Claims Title of "Man With World's Largest Penis" after Airport Scan at JFK !

Colonial Tourist Claims Title of "Man With World's Largest Penis" after Airport Scan at JFK !

Due to unintended consequences, a normal man, quite ordinary in fact according to neighbors, was recently found to be "The Man With The World's Largest Penis' after a full body scan as he passed through JFK airport on his way to Britain on Holiday.
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Faces Bus Ban

Mel Gibson Faces Bus Ban

Mel Gibson has been cautioned in Australia after causing a disturbance on a bus. The troubled actor became agitated when there was only a window seat left available on the bus. Gibson, 54, refused to sit by the window as he was "afraid of Aborigi...
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Funny story: Cameron Abuse Gaffe

Cameron Abuse Gaffe

David Cameron has today been involved in a domestic abuse storm. He was visiting a Women's Institute meeting in Margate when he was asked to participate in a friendly game of Pictionary. The Prime Minister agreed and excitedly blurted out, "I'll...
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Funny story: Anne Frank's Missing Page Discovered

Anne Frank's Missing Page Discovered

A missing page to Anne Frank's Diary has been discovered in an Amsterdam charity shop. The delicate paper is entitled, "Page One" and has the words "Private. Keep Out" written in faded black ink across the page. Dutch historians have declared th...
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Funny story: Iranian President: "Global warming fabricated!"

Iranian President: "Global warming fabricated!"

The President of Iran informed the United Nations to stop lying about global warming. "This Global warming is all a fabricated lie made up by the Western Imperialist." He announced to the empty United Nations chamber.He also stated that the Ice A...
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Funny story: "Brokeback" coalition to get new nickname

"Brokeback" coalition to get new nickname

The Conservative/Lib Dem coalition is about to be re-branded according to Downing Street. It has recently been described as the "Brokeback" coalition - a hilarious reference to the close working relationship between David Cameron and Nick Clegg. T...
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Funny story: Paul the Octopus is rubbish says Sammy the Soothsaying Sardine

Paul the Octopus is rubbish says Sammy the Soothsaying Sardine

The furore over the ability of Paul the Octopus has come to an abrupt end with the discovery of an even more brilliant sea living creature. Sammy the Sardine - known as the Soothsayer - has developed a complex predictive computer model system whic...
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Funny story: Queen's Crown Missing

Queen's Crown Missing

The Queen's Crown is missing after Her Majesty accidentally flushing it down a lavatory at Buckingham Palace. A spokesman from the Palace said that whilst the Queen was bending over the toilet in an incident described as a "double-flusher," the cr...
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Funny story: Ramadan earthquake prediction rattles Iran nuke factories

Ramadan earthquake prediction rattles Iran nuke factories

Iran - (Shaikh, Rattle & Roll-over): Stargazers monitoring Iranian airspace paths of the annual Perseid meteor shower are gobsmacked. The cosmic lightshow emanating from the constellation Persia is wreaking havoc with Tuesday's new moon, hera...
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Funny story: Full Body Scanners at GOP 2012 Convention!

Full Body Scanners at GOP 2012 Convention!

Full body scanners at the Republican National Convention in 2012? "Yes," says Sarah Palin in a new Twitter post. "It is time to find out just who has them and who doesn't have them. Cojones will be a vital part of our 2012 platform and it is about t...
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Funny story: Jesus attends Gay Pride

Jesus attends Gay Pride

Revellers at the 2010 Brighton Gay Pride where shocked and thrilled when Jesus made a surprise appearance at the festival. "I couldn't believe it was him!" Said a man (or lesbian?) Jesus was in town promoting his new book, "The Bible: Uncut" w...
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Funny story: Serious Santa - Rudolf Rift

Serious Santa - Rudolf Rift

Christmas 2010 is in jeopardy after a serious falling out between Santa Claus and Rudolph was leaked to the press. It is speculated by our source from within Lapland that Rudolph referred to his boss as, "Fat, lazy and over-rated." Santa Clau...
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Funny story: Ireland Celebrates "Stubborn Bastard" Who Refuses to Climb Down from Roof!

Ireland Celebrates "Stubborn Bastard" Who Refuses to Climb Down from Roof!

Claiming "I won't climb down till I'm done," Irish homesteader Fergus McCarthy has become somewhat of a local folk hero in the sleepy village of Graiguenamagn as he's taken to his roof, and won't come down! "The STUBBORN BASTARD'S been like that...
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Funny story: Drinking in AC

Drinking in AC

Drinking in the aircondition atmosphere is quite invigorating as I have discovered recently. It adds a bounce and body to whatever you have in your glass. Whether you have a beer or a vodka, or maybe a cutglass balloonglassfull of port, it is always different than whatever you may have been drinking in the sun or maybe at the room temperature,simply because of the change in temperature. The...
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Funny story: Castro returns from the dead and downs a quick shot of "Cuba Libra"!

Castro returns from the dead and downs a quick shot of "Cuba Libra"!

Cuban revolutionary, President, lover of communism, socialism, cocoa coloured, long-legged Cuban "babes" and a "muy grande" shot of Cuba Libra, Fidel Castro, is back and mother fucking imperialist Yanks, beware, Russian ships are on their way! He...
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Funny story: Robbie Williams proves he's "Straight" Take f*****g That!

Robbie Williams proves he's "Straight" Take f*****g That!

Robbie Williams defied the global preconception that the whole "pop" world is totally gay and married a female, shock, horror! Gay activists (many being Robbie worshippers) were dumbfounded at the news and his "straight" male followers overjoyed,...
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Funny story: West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

West Brom To Field Two Goalkeepers Against Chelsea

As football supporters prepare themselves for the Premier League kick off next Saturday, top flight newboys, West Bromwich Albion are facing up to their tricky away game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge with renewed optimism, as it was announced th...
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Funny story: Supreme Irony, As Pakistan Prays For Rain

Supreme Irony, As Pakistan Prays For Rain

There was something of the ridiculous about the actions of the Pakistan cricket team and its supporters at Edgbaston this morning, when, before a ball had been bowled on the second day of the Second Test, prayers were held to try and summon rain.
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Face-Fucked By Fan

Lady Gaga Face-Fucked By Fan

US singer, Lady Gaga, the performer responsible for the worldwide number 1 hit anthem Poker Face, is at the centre of a new controversy in New York this morning, after it was alleged by the star, herself, that she had been attacked and face-fucked by...
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Funny story: Male Prisoner found at HMP Holloway

Male Prisoner found at HMP Holloway

A prisoner has been transfered from HMP Holloway to an unnamed destination after it was found they were male - Holloway is the UK's largest female prison and known for its brutal and oppressive regime. He was rumbled after being found on the floor...
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Funny story: Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Lovely Kayla Martell, of Milford, Delaware, is not afraid to show off the dome. At ten years-old, Martell was diagnosed with alopecia areata, a condition thought to be an autoimmune disorder, in which the body attacks its own hair follicles and su...
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Funny story: FOX News Calls A Spade A Spade - Wrongly

FOX News Calls A Spade A Spade - Wrongly

A big stink arose this past week when Greta van Susteren, intellectual extraordinaire of FOX News (indeed perhaps the only one. How did she get in there?) mistook Shirley Sherrod, the black Georgia State Director Of Rural Development whose speech on...
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Funny story: Quotes From The Friends, Ex-Wives, and Enemies of Rush Limbaugh

Quotes From The Friends, Ex-Wives, and Enemies of Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, 59, has just published a follow up book to his 2009, best seller, Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, television personality, and well known GOP mouthpiece loves being in the spotlight even more than he loves sucking on 10-inch cigars. Limbaugh is one of those unique national personalities who is either loved or ha...
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Funny story: Yarnell of Sheilds and Yarnell Dead at 66: One Down, One To Go

Yarnell of Sheilds and Yarnell Dead at 66: One Down, One To Go

Yarnell, who with Shields formed the mime-and-dance "comedy" team Shields and Yarnell, a perennial televised eyesore on television in the 1970s, died on July 29 after suffering a brain aneurysm at home in JJesdesandefjord, Norway. Yarnell was 66.
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Funny story: Prepare Your Kids: Someday, Someone May Offer Them... Fantasia Barrino's Sex Tape

Prepare Your Kids: Someday, Someone May Offer Them... Fantasia Barrino's Sex Tape

All parents know that they must talk to their children about alcohol, tobacco, and illegal drugs. It is an important step in keeping them safe and healthy. But that isn't enough; someday, someone is going to offer your kids the Fantasia Barrino's...
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Funny story: 'The Majority Of Homophobes Are Closet Gays' States Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

'The Majority Of Homophobes Are Closet Gays' States Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

"It's usually the ones who make a big song and dance about stuff like this who have the most to hide," Cheerleader Enola Gaye told a Skoob News reporter. Enola went on to say: "Sometimes folks git effed all the heck up about gay folk and they j...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers for the big s...
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Funny story: Local Woman Tired of Boyfriend's Pursuit of Home-Based Get Rich Quick Opportunities

Local Woman Tired of Boyfriend's Pursuit of Home-Based Get Rich Quick Opportunities

Minnesota resident Sally Smith, has recently declared her irritation with her boyfriend's unwavering quest for the perfect home-based business opportunity. Smith, a gainfully employed Paralegal, has reached her patience limit with boyfriend Tom Jone...
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