Funny story: Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY-A new audio tape released yesterday by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden divulges that the planned Cordoba House Mosque in downtown Manhattan-a short distance from the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks-is the final cog in the internationa...
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Funny story: New Governor For Isle of Wight

New Governor For Isle of Wight

With news fresh off the press that Wyclef Jean is contemplating running for President of Haiti, it comes as no surprise that Mark King, lead vocalist and bassist in the band Level 42, is running for Governor of the Isle of Wight. King was born in...
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Funny story: Musician Wyclef Jean to run for Isle of Wight President

Musician Wyclef Jean to run for Isle of Wight President

Isle of Wight born musician Wyclef Jean has said he will run for president of the Spoof hit Solent island. The Fugees star will officially announce his candidacy on Radio Solent's Julian Clegg's breakfast show on Thursday. The Isle of Wight is...
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Funny story: Pak Army-Intelligence-Militant 'charity' denying US flood aid to needy telling people US goodwill is India-Israel-American plot to 'poison' people

Pak Army-Intelligence-Militant 'charity' denying US flood aid to needy telling people US goodwill is India-Israel-American plot to 'poison' people

WASHINGTON: Once again in a pathetic bid to 'win the hearts and minds' of the Pak people the gullible Obama Administration is pumping billions of dollars in aid to Pak's flood victims. In its desperation to remain friends America repeatedly allows...
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Funny story: Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

Iceland Volcanoes Ready To Blow, Maybe Simultaneously!

An Icelandic volcano that caused air traffic chaos after erupting last month has gone dormant, but it is too early to declare the eruption over, an official in Iceland restated Wednesday. Airlines across Europe had stopped flying for days after th...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Star In Upcoming Movie In 3D

Justin Bieber To Star In Upcoming Movie In 3D

Singing sensation Justin Bieber is about to add acting to his career as Paramount Pictures, MTV Films have signed the 16-year-old to do a movie about his life and career. The yet-to-be-titled movie, probably "Justin", is set for release on "Valent...
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Funny story: Senator John McCain Blasts Tax Money Spent Giving Cocaine to Monkeys

Senator John McCain Blasts Tax Money Spent Giving Cocaine to Monkeys

(Washington, DC) Republican Senators John McCain and Tom Coburn Released a report today titled "Summertime Blues." The report lists 100 projects funded under the $862 billion stimulus bill. Senator McCain (R-AZ), who lost the presidential race to...
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Funny story: Puppies: "A Threat to Our Way of Life" Says GOP

Puppies: "A Threat to Our Way of Life" Says GOP

Senator Mitch McConnell, minority leader of the US Senate, stated today on the Senate floor that "Puppies are a threat to our way of life. At the least, poor people, those on un-employment compensation and welfare recipients should not be allowed to...
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Funny story: White House Releases New Scientific Committee Whitewash Whitewater Whitepaper

White House Releases New Scientific Committee Whitewash Whitewater Whitepaper

This morning, Dr. Claude Pangloss, Senior White House Scientific Advisor, officially released two long awaited Whitepapers on the environment. In the first report, titled "Where Did All The Oil Go;" a team of scientists, tenured bureaucrats, corpo...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Door Left Open Overnight at Butterfly World; No Butterflies Missing

Isle of Wight News - Door Left Open Overnight at Butterfly World; No Butterflies Missing

A door to Butterfly World was inadvertently left open overnight by a night caretaker who has since been sacked from his job. Miraculously, however, no butterflies seemed to be missing in the morning when the first workers showed up and found the door...
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Funny story: Last Tomagotchi In Captivity Dies

Last Tomagotchi In Captivity Dies

Chinese Officials announced today that the last Tomagotchi in captivity, a pink Bandai named Bingly Wiggy Nung, died today. "This brings an end to one of the most misunderstood species ever discovered," said Chinese Director of Useless Gadgetry, W...
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Funny story: Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (Ist. Day) #1

Grandpa Ganja's Emporium (Ist. Day) #1

Evan Keliher (A sitcom in 7 episodes. Looking for a production deal.) EXT. DAY. SHOT OF POT CLUB. A legal medical marijuana dispensary in a L.A. storefront building in a rundown part of the city. There's a Hells Angels club on one side with bikes in front, a bar on the other side, etc. The window has posters of pot leaves, tokers, etc., and a large sign overhead reads Grandpa Ganja's Empor...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag's Gigantic "Oranges" Are To Be Featured In Fruits & Stuff Illustrated Magazine

Heidi Montag's Gigantic "Oranges" Are To Be Featured In Fruits & Stuff Illustrated Magazine

ORLANDO - Heidi Montag's hair stylist FuFi Fondue, revealed to Larry King that the world's most famous Heidi, including Klum, Fleiss, and that little 12-year-old Swiss orphan who lived up in the Swiss Alps around the 1880s will in fact be appearing i...
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Funny story: Horny Kanga-Roo (not Wayne) caught sexually harrassing overheated women "Down under"!

Horny Kanga-Roo (not Wayne) caught sexually harrassing overheated women "Down under"!

A very horny and rather large Kanga-Roo, nicknamed Wayne (Wayne all law suits to the Sun, UK please) has been observed with his rather large erected "pecker" pointing the way of human females in the Aussie town of Tennant Creek. Wayne the Roo (no...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Denies That He Allowed Heidi Montag To Fondle His Humongous Chin For Ten Minutes

Jay Leno Denies That He Allowed Heidi Montag To Fondle His Humongous Chin For Ten Minutes

HOLLYWOOD - The host of The New, New Tonight Show, Jay Leno, is denying reports published in TV Guideline Magazine that he allowed guest Heidi Montag to fondle his gigantic chin in his dressing room after a recent appearance. Leno, who is 60, said...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

Robert Pattinson Says He Has The "Hots" For Mel Gibson's Ex-Future Wife Oksana Grigorieva

BOSTON - Robert Pattinson was on a promotion tour for his latest movie The Twilight Saga: Eclipse when he was asked about the rumor circulating about his having a big time crush on Oksana Grigorieva, the object of Mel Gibson's 120-plus decibel tirade...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Is Very Upset That Mrs. Obama Has Booked The Saudi Arabian Muslin Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At Her Husband's Birthday Party

Glenn Beck Is Very Upset That Mrs. Obama Has Booked The Saudi Arabian Muslin Band, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz To Play At Her Husband's Birthday Party

DUBUQUE, Iowa - GOP talk show host Glenn Beck was in Dubuque on a book signing tour of his latest book entitled, How The Hell Can I Have So Much Common Sense And Still Be So Downright Stupid?" During the book signing he met one of Vice-President...
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Funny story: Prison Service Enquiry into Births at HMP Holloway

Prison Service Enquiry into Births at HMP Holloway

Following the decision to Sue the Prison Service by a woman who was given Paracetamol for her pregnancy HMPS has launched an internal investigation into how the babies got into the prison. A statement, issued today by the Prison Service said that...
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Funny story: 1* Bandit Causes Spoof Writer To Quit.

1* Bandit Causes Spoof Writer To Quit.

Spoof writer Nick Hobbs today decided to hang up his pen. The reason for this shock announcement? Lack of attention from the Spoofs very own '1* Bandit'. Nick, a former chef and stunt car driver, told himself when being interviewed "I must be shit...
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Funny story: The Italian Touch

The Italian Touch

Apparently, French Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, is spitting bullets at the leaked news concerning his love rival, Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi, 73! Quite apart from having a better name than his Mr Sarkozy is well pissed regarding disclosures of t...
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Funny story: Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

After the furor over cloned meat entering the food chain in the United Kingdom, the Food Standards Agency has come under extra pressure with the revelation that cloned Tofu has also been found in supermarkets. Tofu, which is essentially made by co...
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Funny story: Cops ready to pounce on feckless terror exporter Zardari

Cops ready to pounce on feckless terror exporter Zardari

London - (Diplomatic Baguette): A General Pinochet-style dawn raid on the billionaire Pakistani property fraudster is on the cards later this week. Asif Zardari, currently swanning around the UK promoting his baleful import-export business, was sl...
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Funny story: Penny finds out about politics

Penny finds out about politics

Terry's Dad wore a cloth cap and read the 'Daily Mirror'. He had worked on the railways most of his life and his education had been helped after school by the Workers Educational Association. 'You are too young, Penny, to get involved with politics. Save that for when you get to University.' 'Young people are developing earlier these days Mr Jones.' 'Call me Harry, Penny. I'm not one for...
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com 1* Bandit may have Accomplice.

TheSpoof.com 1* Bandit may have Accomplice.

Our report yesterday painted a very depressing picture of the infamous 1* 'Bandit'. A depraved individual who hovers in cyber-space, appearing periodically only to award fictitious news stories a paltry 1*. We have now discovered evidence that the...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics start own university!

SuBo fanatics start own university!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today opened their new university. The Fanatics University College of Knowledge welcomed its first paying students for their first full day of study, while the university band played a rousing (but...
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Funny story: Cloning shock

Cloning shock

More revelations are emerging from Britain's farming community of cloned animals and milk entering the food chain. A farmer in the North of England told me: 'It is perfectly safe to eat cloned animals and the offspring of these animals. The Food S...
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Funny story: God: The World's Biggest Spoof

God: The World's Biggest Spoof

Everyone knows the passage from the Bible that states 'on the seventh day God rested.' Well it appears from recently discovered documentation, that infact on the seventh day, God started Spoofing. A leaf of papyrus found in an antiques shop in Dev...
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Funny story: St Ellens taking the Soup in bid to win League

St Ellens taking the Soup in bid to win League

It was a day of high drama at Ellen road in Cahertymore today as the agents pressed management about their new non soup policy. To date only 3 players have renewed their contract with the historic club. Their identity remains a mystery but sources cl...
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Funny story: Gerrard & Lasance Confirm Marriage

Gerrard & Lasance Confirm Marriage

Todd Lasance and Nadine Gerrard have confirmed they married on Monday. Writing on her twitter site on Monday night , Gerrard wrote "You're looking at Mrs Lasance.. Knew we cud keep it secret till we were married lol" before continuing 30 minutes l...
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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere Changes Name To Hayden's Panties

Hayden Panettiere Changes Name To Hayden's Panties

Hayden Panettiere, the actress most famous for playing the cheerleader in Heroes, had decided to change her name. The starlet, who will be 21 this month, has decided to become "Hayden's Panties." From her trailer on location in Arizona, where she...
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Funny story: Holloway Prisoner Sues after being given Paracetamol for Pregnancy

Holloway Prisoner Sues after being given Paracetamol for Pregnancy

A prisoner at HMP Holloway is sueing the Prison Service after giving birth to triplets on her own in her cell. She allegedly pressed her call button to ask for help just after midnight on Wednesday, but the night warder told her she would have to...
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Funny story: 'i-Pad Users are the Selfish-Elite', says survey

'i-Pad Users are the Selfish-Elite', says survey

The Apple i-Pad, launched in May, is arguably the most coveted gadget today. Even with a starting price of £429, over 600,000 units are expected to have been sold by the end of this year. The tablet-sized computer sold out in the UK within hours o...
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Funny story: Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

Barnes & Noble May Be Put Up For Sale, Kindles Aid Nooks

The finance world was stunned on Tuesday to learn that Barnes & Noble, which owns 720 bookstores in the U.S., was considering selling the company. Nooks, B&N's electronic readers, were shaken to the core by the announcement. "Who know...
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Funny story: Flatulance Pays, says Nick Clegg

Flatulance Pays, says Nick Clegg

The Deputy Prime Minister has announced a new green initiative to capture methane gas, enabling the UK to comply with EU directives on clean air. Flatus Stations are to be built at strategic points such as outside Indian restaurants in all major citi...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation

Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...
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Funny story: Alexa Rae Joel Diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome

Alexa Rae Joel Diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome

Alexa Ray Joel, the daughter of bug-eyed songsmith Billy Joel and Supermodel Christie Brinkley, has been diagnosed with Mariska Hargitay Syndrome (MHS) --an autoimmune disorder that temporarily suppresses mitochondrial DNA in fetuses, allowing only t...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight News - Sausage Factory Proposal Receives Tentative Approval

Isle Of Wight News - Sausage Factory Proposal Receives Tentative Approval

The Ryde Development Corporation, chaired by gay Mayor Vernon Adcock - resplendent in the traditional Mayoral ermine robes and crocodile-skin boots, with stovepipe hat and clutching a traditional Cumberland sausage, shallow fried - today granted tent...
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Funny story: Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Colombian Chicken Farmer Shoots Off Same Leg Twice By Mistake

Papa Gonzales, a Colombian chicken farmer, has shot off the same leg twice within the space of three weeks by mistake. According to his son Junior, who was watching from a hole in their shack, says his father was chasing a lone chicken around the...
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Funny story: Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Brave Barb Walters hopes to break the 100 metre sprint record despite having no legs, and says she will do it without steroids. The popular local East London lass says she has dealt with challenges most of her life after her alcoholic father accid...
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Funny story: Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Steamy Lesbian Soap Bubble Shower Clip - 'Not Us' Say Emma Watson & Katy Perry

Following the release of an internet clip on notorious website hehhehsortedwinkwink.con depicting explicit lesbianese sex acts in a shower stall, with soap bubbles and a loofah... Which named the participating lesbian couple as Emma Watson - Hermi...
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Funny story: Another Chinese Bloke In 'Eel Up The Bum' Drama - This One Survives. Just.

Another Chinese Bloke In 'Eel Up The Bum' Drama - This One Survives. Just.

Regular readers of theSpoof.com (If such people actually exist) may recall a story from April 30th 2010, with the headline: 'Chinese Bloke Dies In Eel Up The Bum Prank Gone Wrong.' Well, we can now report that it's happened again, except this time...
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Funny story: The Statue Of Chastity - Southampton's Answer To The Statue Of Liberty

The Statue Of Chastity - Southampton's Answer To The Statue Of Liberty

Following a lengthy, decades long spell of indecision, Southampton City Council finally gave the go ahead to Southampton Water's answer to New York harbour's world famous Statue Of Liberty. In an extraordinary meeting running late into the night,...
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Funny story: Breaking news! On again-off again Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston secretly married!

Breaking news! On again-off again Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston secretly married!

It's official! Hours after splitting for the umpteenth time Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are BACK TOGETHER and secretly married. The on-again off-again, on-again off again couple say they defied Sarah to exchange vows. "We're truly in love an...
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Funny story: BP Sort of Confident About Latest Top Kill Atempt

BP Sort of Confident About Latest Top Kill Atempt

NEW ORLEANS, LA - BP and federal officials claim that this latest effort could, maybe, quite possibly have some chance of working and that this isn't yet definitely, totally the end to civilization and all life on Earth. Hopes were slightly lowered...
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