Funny story: Selena Gomez and Wizards of Waverly Place Co-Star David Henrie Seen Playing Footsie At Taco Bell

Selena Gomez and Wizards of Waverly Place Co-Star David Henrie Seen Playing Footsie At Taco Bell

EL SEGUNDO, California - Teen singing sensation Selena Gomez and David Henrie, her co-star on Wizards of Waverly Place were spotted playing footsie at a local Taco Bell in El Segundo. When Selena noticed that she had been spotted she quickly put d...
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Funny story: Gov. David Paterson's X-Rated Gaffe: 'Accidentally' states desire to 'lolly-gag' President Obama

Gov. David Paterson's X-Rated Gaffe: 'Accidentally' states desire to 'lolly-gag' President Obama

New York Gov. Paterson found himself mostly out of the news lately except for a World Series ticket flap. Unluckily for him and luckily for those who like unfortunate televised slip-ups, that just changed: Paterson released a statement today happi...
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Funny story: Poll: Nevadans prefer unprotected anal sex over Harry Reid

Poll: Nevadans prefer unprotected anal sex over Harry Reid

CARSON CITY, NV - A new Gallup poll says that more Nevadans would prefer unprotected anal-sex rather than have Harry Reid win another term as the State's senator. 63 percent said they would rather be on the receiving-end of unprotected anal sex ra...
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Funny story: Blair summoned to White House amid dead MI6 spook fallout fears

Blair summoned to White House amid dead MI6 spook fallout fears

Washington AC/DC - (Spy-Who-Bagged-Me Mess): Semen stains linked to a Washington intern suspected of being the as-yet undiscovered 12th member of the Anna Chapman Russian spy ring?? Forensics in London is staying absolutely schtum. However Wedn...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight To Face Possible Defence Cuts

Isle of Wight To Face Possible Defence Cuts

The Strategic and Defence Security Review is eagerly awaited by many armed forces personnel, as it appears massive cuts are to be made across the defensive board. Not least of those awaiting its results are the twenty strong Armed Response Unit ba...
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Funny story: Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

Kenya Wants To See Glenn Beck's Birth Certificate Or Else They'll Kidnap Him And Turn Him Into Dinner

NAIROBI, Kenya - The government of Kenya has written President Barack Obama and demanded to see political commentator Glenn Beck's birth certificate. The Kenyan government said that they are fed up with being the butt of the world's jokes over the...
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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"

BOMBAY, India - Three of India's leading actresses, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta, have agreed to star in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta. The producers of the film Ashwani...
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Funny story: Adrian Chiles gutted about miners' situation

Adrian Chiles gutted about miners' situation

Adrian Chiles is gutted about the 33 miners who are stuck inside him. "I just don't have the words to describe what it feels like to have men, good men - good, honest working men - stuck inside you." Equally the miners have said that being stuck in t...
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Funny story: Granny Brothel Closed In Florida!

Granny Brothel Closed In Florida!

"Want to have a good time old boy?" was their opening line every single time a granny went along the bars along the beach in Haskins, Florida, a small village near the Gulf Coast. It was delivered by a well-dressed 69-87 year-old with white hair and...
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Funny story: Look Out Manhattan, The Tiger Is In Town!

Look Out Manhattan, The Tiger Is In Town!

Tiger Woods has just bought a condo in Manhattan and has been making the rounds introducing himself to his neighbors, according to The Paper Daily. Tiger, who would not talk about his family situation but only golf for years now, has done a flip f...
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Funny story: Nude Photographs Of Susan Boyle Show Up In Farmer's Almanac!

Nude Photographs Of Susan Boyle Show Up In Farmer's Almanac!

A very embarrassed and disturbed Susan Boyle denies that the photograph in the new 2011 Farmer's Almanac are her butt refuses to explain. "Oh I hope the pope don't hear of this", she told our reporters. "He'll ban me with those sicko priests."...
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Funny story: Puppy throwing and cat-binning most popular videos on U T**E!

Puppy throwing and cat-binning most popular videos on U T**E!

The latest crazes to hit our internet viewing screens called "Puppy Throwing" and "Cat Binning" are proving so popular that U T**E (who?) have decided to support these latest extreme sports. After the recent showing of how to "bin a pussy" reached...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight Hospital's "Embarrassing" Security Breach

Isle Of Wight Hospital's "Embarrassing" Security Breach

An urgent overhaul of hospital security was launched in Isle of Wight hospitals last night after a man was found to have "walked in" to an NH Walk-In Centre in Shanklin. Sources close to NHS authorities on the island described the security breach...
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Funny story: Spoof! Author Finds that Stories with TITS and DICKS Do Well

Spoof! Author Finds that Stories with TITS and DICKS Do Well

LAS VEGAS, NV - A Spoof! author discovered today that stories with 'TITS' in the headline do better than stories without 'TITS'. Additionally, stories with 'DICKS' in the headline garner more readers than stories without 'DICKS'. It is unclear why...
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Funny story: David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

Labour leader hopeful David Milliband, who is the favourite to succeed Gordon Brown, has announced that he would be happy to serve under his brother Ed, another leadership contestant. The completely unnecessary comment has resulted in raised eyebrows...
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Funny story: Lord Nelson Turns Over In Grave, HMS Victory Takes on Water As Coalition Proposes Sharing Navy with....FRENCH?

Lord Nelson Turns Over In Grave, HMS Victory Takes on Water As Coalition Proposes Sharing Navy with....FRENCH?

Former members of the Royal Navy, including the famously deceased, could be heard reacting with outrage today after a scheme was announced to share naval responsibilities with THE FRENCH under the guise of reining in military expenses. A rumble wa...
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Funny story: Col. Gaddafi demands cash from Europe otherwise he'll let it turn "Black!"

Col. Gaddafi demands cash from Europe otherwise he'll let it turn "Black!"

Libyan "loony" dictator, President Gaddafi, has decided to blackmail Europe for $billions otherwise he will discontinue stopping millions of "muy pobre" Africans crossing the Meditteranean via his country hoping to enter the "Garden of Eden"! He t...
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Funny story: National Egg Council Blames Consumers

National Egg Council Blames Consumers

Area 52, Arizona -- The National Egg Council announced today that it is the fault of the consumer that they have become ill from eating salmonella contaminated eggs. "Consumers are not cooking eggs properly. Directions clearly state that all eggs s...
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Funny story: Obama Orders Realtors Who Sold Foreclosed-Upon Houses To Give Their Commission Back

Obama Orders Realtors Who Sold Foreclosed-Upon Houses To Give Their Commission Back

For every half-broke family who were advised to "buy as much house as you can get financing for" during the sub-prime lending craze, there was a mortgage broker, and a realtor, an Attorney for buyer and seller, a title insurance company, and countles...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Announces The New Season's Amazing Line Up Of Stars

Dancing With The Stars Announces The New Season's Amazing Line Up Of Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of one of the most successful reality shows on television Dancing With The Stars have just announced the names of the stars that will be appearing on the new season of DWTS. The shows producers Bernadette Penderlicki and...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin picks Paris Hilton as running mate

Sarah Palin picks Paris Hilton as running mate

Sarah Palin chose all American good girl, Paris Hilton, little known on the national stage, as her vice-presidential running mate -- a surprise stroke aimed at attracting Hillary Clinton supporters, but which could bolster the campaign's key theme of...
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Funny story: Near Riot at Buckingham Palace Narrowly Averted After Rumour of Free Council Housing for Immigrants Circulated on Internet!

Near Riot at Buckingham Palace Narrowly Averted After Rumour of Free Council Housing for Immigrants Circulated on Internet!

Unsuspecting Colonial Tourists narrowly averted death today after panic arose at the Changing of the Guards when a horde of recent asylum seekers rushed the palace gates as they were opened for the changing of the guards! While details are still h...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Challenged By RV Dealer To Push-Up Contest After Lautner's Lawsuit

Taylor Lautner Challenged By RV Dealer To Push-Up Contest After Lautner's Lawsuit

Brent McMahan, the owner of an RV dealership in Irvine, California sued by Taylor Lautner over a customized vehicle, challenged the "Twilight" star Monday to use his muscles instead of his lawyers to resolve the case. "Let's see what you got?", Mc...
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Funny story: Poll: Obama Rated Worse than Bush on Hurricane Response

Poll: Obama Rated Worse than Bush on Hurricane Response

WASHINGTON, DC - A new Gallup poll out yesterday gave a thumbs-down to President Obama's handling of Hurricane Earl. 35 percent said that Obama did a worse job than George W. Bush did in response to Hurricane Katrina. 25 percent said that Georg...
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Funny story: After US withdrawal Iraq demand that George Bush becomes their new President and Tony Blair vice

After US withdrawal Iraq demand that George Bush becomes their new President and Tony Blair vice

With the US invasion forces leaving Iraq and virtually achieving sod all, Iraq have now been left with a political "black hole"! The Iraq population were asked in a referendum who they would love to have leading the country out of their misery and...
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Funny story: Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?

The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...
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Funny story: Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother fans are today preparing to queue up from midnight in order to get their hands on the latest release. In order to continue sharing their love with the viewing public, John James Parton and Josie Gibson decided to record their first int...
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Funny story: Hurricane Earl Threatens The Spoof

Hurricane Earl Threatens The Spoof

The Spoof has braced itself from a battering from Hurricane Earl. The hurricane, said to rate 5 stars on the spoofometer, is approaching fast from Eastern Europe and is rumoured to already have ruined Vladimir Putin's short break in Sochi. Spoof l...
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Funny story: Waxy, Wig-Wearing Senior Citizen Charged With Impersonating Sly Stallone

Waxy, Wig-Wearing Senior Citizen Charged With Impersonating Sly Stallone

Police in Beverly Hills, CA are red-faced over the arrest of Academy Award-winning author Sylvester Stallone, believing that Stallone was impersonating himself. "I had no idea it was him," explained Officer Tad Hunter of the LAPD. "All I saw was a...
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Funny story: Study: 'Smart-looking glasses' don't make you smart

Study: 'Smart-looking glasses' don't make you smart

WASHINGTON DC - A study released today by the Scientific Analysis Group (SAG) shocked the Optometry business. The study found that 'smart-looking glasses' don't actually make people smarter, and in fact may make them stupider. The study followe...
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Funny story: Man Tries To Kill Spider, Blows Self Up

Man Tries To Kill Spider, Blows Self Up

A 28-year-old from Essex, England has suffered severe burns after igniting himself while attempting to kill a spider. The man was summoned by his wife after she saw the arachnid wreaking havoc in their bathroom yesterday afternoon. Unable to reach...
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Funny story: Sting accidentally kills three burglers

Sting accidentally kills three burglers

A Wiltshire home was the subject of a police investigation yesterday morning after three burglers were accidentally killed while taking part in a burglary there, despite intense security surrounding the Victorian home. The home, belonging to ex-Po...
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Funny story: Thought The Catholic Sex Scandals Were Over? Think Again!

Thought The Catholic Sex Scandals Were Over? Think Again!

Just when the Catholics thought it was safe to emerge from the corruption closet, those pesky Belgian child-molesters have reared their paedophilic heads to keep them inside for just a little longer. Secret recordings have revealed that a senior f...
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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Surprised to Learn He's Appearing on Dancing with the Stars

David Hasselhoff Surprised to Learn He's Appearing on Dancing with the Stars

In a rare instance of lucidity, David Hasselhoff acknowledged he'd been signed on to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, set to air on September 20. "All I know is, I was having a few drinks one night at home, and when I woke up, I was doing t...
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Funny story: Jews: "Not to Worry. They're Burning Mosques Now"

Jews: "Not to Worry. They're Burning Mosques Now"

In a bulletin from the Anti-Defamation League, which some are calling "tongue-in- cheek," the League is telling their members that Jews no longer have to worry about having their Synagogues burned and desecrated. "The agents of the netherworld, w...
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Funny story: Isle Of Wight Outrage At Possible Landmark Name Change

Isle Of Wight Outrage At Possible Landmark Name Change

Council officials have angered local bumpkins on the Isle of Wight, by suggesting they rename the famous Needles near Alum Bay, off the western point of the island. Councillor Wilf Burlap was speaking at a town meeting, called to try and increase...
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Funny story: bLIAR - A Journey.

bLIAR - A Journey.

London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...
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Funny story: Facebook goes down for half hour, productivity increases worldwide a thousand fold

Facebook goes down for half hour, productivity increases worldwide a thousand fold

Earlier today, approximately 13:00 GMT, the social networking site, Facebook, the thing that people like to do instead of working when they are at work, had a minor issue with one of its servers, which caused an inability for people to log on for app...
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Funny story: Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Palaeontologists from Manchester University of Science and Technology have finally reconstructed what dinosaurs tasted like. Using quantum tunnelling microscopes on the patterns that their flesh left imprinted in the rocks, they have compared the...
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Funny story: White House Will Not Remove Alan Simpson From Deficit Commission Despite 'Tits' and 'Dicks' Comments

White House Will Not Remove Alan Simpson From Deficit Commission Despite 'Tits' and 'Dicks' Comments

Last week, we reported on former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson's remarks in an email, describing "any system in America" as a "milk cow with 310 million tits." Subsequently, Simpson sent another email stating "The Federal Gover...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell livid after Spanish Villa wrecked

Simon Cowell livid after Spanish Villa wrecked

X-Factor supremo, Simon Cowell, is said to be livid after his select hopefuls apparently held a party in his three hundred million pound Spanish Villa in Marbella and trashed it. A source inside the X-Factor listed the many items damaged during th...
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Funny story: Lib Dems join the Tories

Lib Dems join the Tories

As from September 1 the Liberal Democrat Party will cease to exist. All LibDem members of Parliament and councillors will become Conservatives. A little known clause in the Lib Dem constitution has enabled Nick Clegg to make this dramatic move withou...
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Funny story: Hooters Tries, Fails to Patent Orange Shorts

Hooters Tries, Fails to Patent Orange Shorts

ATLANTA---The U.S. Patent Office today firmly rejected an application from Hooters of America, Inc., based here, to extend patent protection to its signature orange shorts. "After careful deliberation, we have determined that Hooters of America,...
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Funny story: War declared against Pakistan!

War declared against Pakistan!

The result of the enquiry into the activities of Pakistan cricketers regarding match fixing has made the declaration of war by Britain against Pakistan inevitable. Fortunately troops are in nearby Afghanistan ready for an invasion. Air raids on th...
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Funny story: X-Factor hooker, discovered by national daily, is to be the hottest new star.

X-Factor hooker, discovered by national daily, is to be the hottest new star.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, she really does have it all, the fake tan, the arse antler tattoos, the belief in her own ability to be noticed, which is the new version of talent, and she already has a built in sex scandal smouldering on the back burner,...
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Funny story: Bearing Southwestern

Bearing Southwestern

Unbiased constitutional laws, dealing with relationships between the judiciary, the ‎legislature and the executive branches, are normally written by wise men; therefore, the ‎god-like tyrants brand it as demonic. The key issue is, of course, its clear separation of ‎powers! ‎ The ruling psychopaths or narcissists of today and past, the living gods, do not give a ‎damn to such man-written laws.
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Funny story: University Challenge - Toon Tonked by Steelers

University Challenge - Toon Tonked by Steelers

I imagine that the four brave Newcastle representatives were wondering what hit them when they woke up this morning. A dirty great lump of Sheffield steel is what. From where I was sitting (over a tasty beef kebab Mrs Fields produced courtesy of Nigella's book and a very drinkable bottle of Italian) it all went tits up for Toon when poor Patrick Hoan was too slow to add the film title "The G...
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Funny story: Officer Dibble and Mary Bale to marry in Spring?

Officer Dibble and Mary Bale to marry in Spring?

Is Mary Bale already planning a trip down the aisle with her boyfriend Officer Charlie Dibble? If today's Gossip Item is to be believed-and really, why not?-the answer is yes. According to a source, who no doubt has intimate knowledge of all o...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers

Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers

DETROIT - Kristen Stewart was in Motown to see about purchasing a 2011 Ferrari, which she has wanted for quite some time now. As she was looking at the various cars in The Blue Lion Ferrari Dealership she noticed a man in a Los Angeles Dodgers cap...
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Funny story: Christian Coalition Claims More Work Needed to Meet Apocalypse Deadline of 12/21/2012

Christian Coalition Claims More Work Needed to Meet Apocalypse Deadline of 12/21/2012

Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition of America has said lately that he is sorely disappointed in America's Christians of late. Robertson claims that the fundamentalist Christian movement is not moving nearly fast enough on certain initi...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert

HOLLYWOOD - The infamously flamboyant Prince Poppycock has confessed to America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pixie Stick" Cannon that he has developed a crush on Adam Lambert. When asked by Cannon what it is about Lambert that he finds attractive,...
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Funny story: Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes

Latex Gloves Now Come in Colors for Fashion Conscious Germophobes

A rise in OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) cases has also given rise to demand of latex gloves in more colors than white and eggshell. Sterile gloves now come in a variety of colors, the most sought after of which is black. Yes, now you can go on that dinner date in your little black dress and not look out of place wearing white latex gloves. Instead, you can slide on a pair of sleek black g...
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Funny story: Benito Mussolini Exposed as a British Agent

Benito Mussolini Exposed as a British Agent

Milano Italy: A local history magazine, La Pasta, is claiming that Benito Mussolini was a British agent recruited by MI6 during the early part of the 20th century. Il Duce (the leader) was the Fascist dictator of Italy during WWII. Mussolini part...
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