Funny story: Report: Most English Speakers Don't Find English Humor Funny

Report: Most English Speakers Don't Find English Humor Funny

In an recent report by the Society for the Promotion of English Language Humor it was revealed that most of the world's English speakers don't find English humor funny. The most cited reason was "Humor Subject Matter Unintelligible" with "Vulgar and...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Seen Tickling Each Others Fancy

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Seen Tickling Each Others Fancy

STUDIO CITY, California - The couple known as VanZac were sitting at a Pizza Hut in Studio City having a pizza that had been run through the garden. Vanessa (Hudgens) could be heard giggling and Zac (Efron) could be heard saying "Shhhhh, they'll h...
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Funny story: Airline Stewardess Not Told It Was An AARP "Mile-High" Flight!

Airline Stewardess Not Told It Was An AARP "Mile-High" Flight!

Sandy Broker, who has been a stewardess for several airlines over her 21-year career, told reporters that she had never seen anything like it before and hopes that she never sees anything like it again. Broker was on NorthSouth Airlines night befo...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Is Sir Elton John's Daughter!

Lady Gaga Is Sir Elton John's Daughter!

Reginald Kenneth Dwight, otherwise known as Sir Elton John, says that he may well be the father of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, or Lady Gaga! Apparently when John was approaching 39 years of age, he was said to be going through the old midd...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart Worried About Having Robert Pattinson's Baby

Kristen Stewart has admitted that she and Robert Pattison have discussed what their baby would look like and the fact that it would have the blood line of Vlad The Impaler or Dracula in it's system. "Blood is indeed the word", Stewart told report...
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Funny story: African-American Family Accidentally Pledges Support at Beck Rally

African-American Family Accidentally Pledges Support at Beck Rally

Curtis and Kaylee Campbell had been planning to take their daughters Marsha, 10, and Aileen, 8, to the site of Martin Luther King's famous "I Have a Dream" speech for its 50th anniversary in 2013. But when the Campbells realized that their late su...
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Funny story: Sean Hannity Bitch Slapped by RNC Chairman

Sean Hannity Bitch Slapped by RNC Chairman

Michael Steele, Chairman of the RNC stormed into Fox News studios yesterday afternoon and confronted Sean Hannity. Dressed in basic black and pearls, Steele demanded to know why Fox News had not broadcast one single item on Ken Mehlman's, coming out of the closet. Hannity, on the air at the time, tried to calm Steele down. "Michael," he said, "this is a family channel, we do not carry such...
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Funny story: Mayor of Hog Jaw Upset His Town's 15 Minutes of Fame Fading

Mayor of Hog Jaw Upset His Town's 15 Minutes of Fame Fading

The Mayor of Hog Jaw has only himself to blame for not taking advantage of the opportunities presented to him these past few weeks when a couple dozen or so Hog Jaw news items mysteriously started making their rounds on the internet. Mayor Humphre...
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Funny story: Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Promising Running Back Tears ACLU In Scrimmage

Lefty Undersmith, the promising running back of the San Francisco University Fifth Generation Teenage Welfare Mothers, tore his ACLU in practice yesterday and will miss this season. The tailback, who was projected as a finalist for the Heisman Troph...
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Funny story: One Star Redneck Bandit Finally Caught! Has Typing Finger Amputated!

One Star Redneck Bandit Finally Caught! Has Typing Finger Amputated!

The redneck one-star bandit who has been tormenting Spoof writers has been caught and the pointer finger on his right had has been amputated to prevent him from ever harassing hard working, somewhat decent Spoof writers from ever again having their m...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Hails President Obama at Beck Rally

Sarah Palin Hails President Obama at Beck Rally

Sarah Palin gave a surprise second speech Saturday at Glenn Beck's "Restore Honor" rally in Washington, D.C. In it, she praised President Obama for finally bringing our combat troops home from Iraq. "As a mother of a combat soldier," I want to tha...
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Funny story: Area Man Changes Name

Area Man Changes Name

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - "Area Man" filed a petition with the California Northern District Court today to have his name changed to "Aria Mann". Area discovered that he was a female trapped in a man's body and recently underwent sex-reassignment surgery...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

TERRE HAUTE, Indiana - Dolly Parton was in town visiting an old high school girlfriend when she was asked about this years National Breast Appreciation Day which will take place on September 20. Parton, who is definitely qualified to be the spokes...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Cocaine Arrest Latest!

Paris Hilton Cocaine Arrest Latest!

American socialite Paris Hilton has been involved in another cocaine incident in Las Vegas, with the celebrity being found to be in possession of absolutely no cocaine, police say. Ms Hilton was arrested (stopped) by Las Vegas police when they sto...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Thawed Out MJ Nose Transplanted onto Serena Williams

Michael Jackson Thawed Out MJ Nose Transplanted onto Serena Williams

Elvis has left the building but the most famous part of Michael Jackson is back on center court. This week Stephen Hawking said that the only way for human beings to escape extinction from nuclear wars, global warming, overpopulation and reality tele...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

Lindsay Lohan Is Furious Over The Fact That Paris Hilton Has Upstaged Her Again

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Ex-con Lindsay Lohan is reportedly furious that once again she has been upstaged by that blonde, socialite, 'do nothing,' bitch, ex-con Paris Hilton (LiLo's words). Lohan said that every time that she captures the media spotli...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton is arrested for cocaine possession, we told you so!

Paris Hilton is arrested for cocaine possession, we told you so!

Paris Hilton, that fab mega-rich society personality with the right name and ultra-rich Daddy has just been told by the police her latest profession, possession and sniffing of cocaine is illegal and was promptly arrested! Her list of previous pro...
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Funny story: Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Kru...
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Funny story: Shop investigation reveals shocking charging scam

Shop investigation reveals shocking charging scam

An undercover reporter has been working undercover in a shop and discovered some quite literally shocking scams involving shop keepers, managers and even big supermarkets are even at it too, even. According to the report, the prices marked on good...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton's nose dissolves during embarrasing Las Vegas cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton has been arrested by Las Vegas police after they discovered cocaine in her vehicle. During her terrifying ordeal (seriously, you think she'd be used to it by now), Ms Hilton was stripped bare and searched by officers while onlookers w...
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Funny story: This Spring Break, I've Revealed My Talent

This Spring Break, I've Revealed My Talent

Mom and Dad always said I wouldn't amount to anything, but wait until they hear that yours truly was named the winner of the Punta Cana Spring Break "Wild Girl" Stripper Contest! Believe me, this wasn't a cake walk. No fewer than 70 girls competed to see who could take off their clothes in the most alluring manner and then parade themselves around in as many different ways as possible. When you co...
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Funny story: 'We are all "The Stig" now'

'We are all "The Stig" now'

(Euro Ass-Press) In a shock news announcement today, French news paper, Le Mon Dieu, has weighed into the Stig-gate affair and said that this issue has shown us our true selves. The furore around "The Stigs" identity has "held a mirror up to us as...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Paris Hilton: "It wasn't cocaine, it was baby powder, officer"

Poor Paris Hilton has fallen afoul of her own brilliance once again after being arrested in Las Vegas for possession of cocaine. This time, the important socialite was caught by police who were carrying out a routine code 17-01 (or Paris Hilton in...
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Funny story: "Le trinite"- Obama shocks democrats with new strategy.

"Le trinite"- Obama shocks democrats with new strategy.

Political analytics are now sure that Obama will use a new strategy to help democrats win the mid-term elections. "He started to use it in the GZ mosque debate, when taking three different positions in three days, we call it Le trinite". Says Jack...
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Funny story: Chilean Mine Drama To Become Reality TV Contest!

Chilean Mine Drama To Become Reality TV Contest!

Chilean miners are set to become D list celebrities following news that the producers of Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here are planning to take over the rescue and turn it in to a reality TV contest. "Why there's lurds of opperto...
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Funny story: "The Stig" to appear on "X-Factor" and show the world what's under his "helmet"

"The Stig" to appear on "X-Factor" and show the world what's under his "helmet"

It's a PR mans dream come true! After all the media headline grabbing antics of the X-factorgate scandal and the Top Gear bosses accusing "The Stigs" team of being money grabbing so and so's, we now have "The Stig Factor" to look forward too. Rum...
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Funny story: Nine million British adults never been online, OFFWRIST say. Still use paper based porn.

Nine million British adults never been online, OFFWRIST say. Still use paper based porn.

More than nine million British adults have never used the internet, despite Government efforts to encourage people to go online for their daily dose of dingle dangles and depraved doxies doing dirty demonstrations. While a million extra "silver su...
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Funny story: Stone Keef's Memory On Trial

Stone Keef's Memory On Trial

Rolling Stones axeman Keith Richards is due to give a talk based on his memoirs at the New York Public Library. But the Glimmer Twin is concerned that his memory may not be up to the job. "I've been trying to put together these memoirs, man," h...
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Funny story: Shergar Found In Wheelie Bin

Shergar Found In Wheelie Bin

Shergar, the record-breaking racehorse that disappeared from stables in Ireland in 1981, has been found in a wheelie bin in Coventry. He had been dead for some time, say experts. Winner of the 1981 Epsom Derby by a record 10 lengths, the victory e...
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Funny story: Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Armani Smartens Up Italian Traffic Code

Driving in Italy is about to get a lot safer and more stylish as the country launches a new Highway Code. Italian traffic authorities have been concerned about the anarchic nature of driving in the cities and on the autostrade for some time. T...
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Funny story: Elton John to open school for old gay men

Elton John to open school for old gay men

Following in the footsteps of Oprah, the TV hostess with the mostess, and fast-fattening former tennis ace Andre Agassi, Elton John is to open a school. The school will be for old gay men and will be called 'School for Old Gay Men'. The first s...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Says Critics Say She Is Too Old To Wear Bikini Swimsuits But She Still Has Hot-Lookin' Hooters So She'll Keep On Wearin' 'Em

Jennifer Aniston Says Critics Say She Is Too Old To Wear Bikini Swimsuits But She Still Has Hot-Lookin' Hooters So She'll Keep On Wearin' 'Em

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Aniston is 41-years-old and she says at times she feels self-conscious about being photographed in skimpy bikini swimsuits. She reportedly told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills that several members...
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Funny story: Pentagon leader fires top official over classified data leak

Pentagon leader fires top official over classified data leak

THE PENTAGON - US Defense Secretary Robert Gates announced the "immediate departure" of Douglas B. Wilson, his Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs, over a series of classified data leaks that wound up on Mr. Gates' official website.
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Funny story: Vagina Psychiatrists Say Most Vaginas Suffer From Claustrophobia or Schizophrenia

Vagina Psychiatrists Say Most Vaginas Suffer From Claustrophobia or Schizophrenia

Vagina psychiatrists at Oral Robert University just announced the results of a twenty year blind study. They closely followed and studied a group of ten thousand vaginas for a period of twenty years. The findings of this study will change the way vaginal psycho analysis are conducted and their psychotherapy. Back in the early seventies there was a wide spread epidemic of claustrophobic vaginas...
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Funny story: H&R Block Hates The Gays? Civil Unions "Not Supported" In Online Software

H&R Block Hates The Gays? Civil Unions "Not Supported" In Online Software

Throughout the history of clinical psychology, well into the 20th century, it was standard to view homosexuality in terms of pathological models as a mental illness. Now that shrinks realize that you couldn't get a guy to gnaw the 'nana unless he...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes on Rampage, Small New England Town Terrified

Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes on Rampage, Small New England Town Terrified

Paris Hilton was invited to the premiere of her new film, Paris, Me, Me, All Of Me, in a small New England town called Bullsnort Mass, when out of nowhere, her vagina went on a rampage, terrorizing the town folk young and old alike. Even puppies were...
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Funny story: Op-Ed: Why does AXE Body Wash Smell Like Cow A--Holes?

Op-Ed: Why does AXE Body Wash Smell Like Cow A--Holes?

Double pits to chesty, my fat Italian ass. All that is going to do is make your upper torso smell like a diaper full of day-old curried chicken. I know that all the hip, happening youngsters of today are using this AXE bodyspray; I've seen the advertisements: Huge loser walks through highschool hallway, lamenting his lingering virginity and contemplating firing a revolver through his skul...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Clothes Line To Be Modeled By Non-Skinny "Real Women" Models

Jessica Simpson's New Clothes Line To Be Modeled By Non-Skinny "Real Women" Models

NEW YORK CITY - Jessica Simpson, who has put on about 19 pounds since Valentine's Day, will be showcasing her new clothing line at New York City's Hotel Millard Fillmore. Ms. Simpson, stated that yes it is true that she has gained 19 pounds, but s...
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Funny story: NFL Owners Want To Go With 18-Game Season

NFL Owners Want To Go With 18-Game Season

A meeting of National Football League owners in Atlanta brought up something that they were all in agreement to do: Go to an 18 game football season. Although it cannot be done until a major contract negotiations with the players union next year,...
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Funny story: Local Breast Appreciation Day Celebration Appears to be a Big Flop

Local Breast Appreciation Day Celebration Appears to be a Big Flop

Titusville FL: The planning committee for Titusville's participation in International Breast Appreciation Day has run into some rocky mounds in getting ready for September 20, 2010. The boobs on the committee wanted to extend National Penis Day,...
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