Funny story: Hog Jaw Bikers on their way back to Arkansas

Hog Jaw Bikers on their way back to Arkansas

The Hog Jaw 'bikers' appeared in court today, in Simcoe, Ontario, to answer charges of: Attempting to smuggle corn cobs into the US of A, wearing extremely offensive smelling underwear, and being absolute idiots (both by Canadian AND American standar...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw Bikers are in yet another pickle following attempt to get to Bikers Rally in Canada

Hog Jaw Bikers are in yet another pickle following attempt to get to Bikers Rally in Canada

Reports have just come in that the Hog Jaw 'bikers' who were turned away from Port Dover's Friday 13th Rally last week, have now found themselves in yet another pickle. The 'bikers' have been held up at the Canada/US border. It appears they were...
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Funny story: Obama is an alien, Nevada Republican says...

Obama is an alien, Nevada Republican says...

Nevada's Republican national committeeman said today that he believes President Barack Obama is truly an alien, contradicting his earlier statements that he's an Earthling. Pat Reed, gay nephew of Hairy Reed, who is one of Nevada's national Republ...
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Funny story: Is Your Baby Gay?

Is Your Baby Gay?

Many homosexual parents believe that homosexual behavior begins at conception, continues through birth and blossoms when the child reaches puberty. To maximize the success of having a homosexual child, many experts recommend that homosexual parent...
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Funny story: Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown To Star In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown To Star In "The Three Stooges Come To Harlem"

HARLEM - The Reverend Al Sharpton, unofficial mayor of Harlem, has said that the rumors are true. Naomi Campbell, Kanye West, and Chris Brown will all be starring in The Three Stooges Come To Harlem. The film which was directed by famed director,...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Does NYC Performance With Dwindling Pink Mink Bikinis

Lady Gaga Does NYC Performance With Dwindling Pink Mink Bikinis

Apparently trying to cause as much controversy as possible, last night performer Lady Gaga did her entire show while wearing an expensive fur bikini. She also kept switching outfits to smaller and different colored mink bikinis as she sang and da...
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Funny story: Doctors Confirm Palin Has Reagan Disease

Doctors Confirm Palin Has Reagan Disease

A team of medical specialists today revealed that Sarah Palin is suffering from Reagan Disease. The malady is so named because Ronald Reagan was its first famous sufferer. The disorder is characterized by a relentlessly sunny demeanor, nonsensica...
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Funny story: Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Billy Ray Montana Upset Revenuers Shot Up His Still For Hog Jaw Science Fair

Billy Ray Montana, a sixteen year old fifth grader in Emma Jean Watson's class at the elementary school, is asking for donations to rebuild his science fair project. According to Billy Ray, Revenuers (IRS agents) shot up the still he was making in h...
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Funny story: Parents relieved as Spoof writers get ready to "return to school" after a summer of hectic spoofing, drinking, binging and sinfully wicked living

Parents relieved as Spoof writers get ready to "return to school" after a summer of hectic spoofing, drinking, binging and sinfully wicked living

You see them in every mall - shopping carts stuffed to the gills with back-to-school supplies, iPhones clicking away, slurping on extra-large lattes while pondering on what awaits them in the world of reality. And harried parents doing wheelies in th...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

Lindsay Lohan's Girlfriend Samantha Ronson To Star In "The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell"

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Door Pictures in association with The Gladiator Motion Picture Company has just announced that they will soon begin production on Martello Pellagrini's film The Viciously Vile Vampire From Hell. The movie will star Samantha Ronso...
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Funny story: Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Throckmorton P. Turdblossom Hired To Teach Philosophy At Squirrel Holler County Communtiy College

Famous philospher and writer Throckmorton P. Turdblossom has been hired to teach at the Hog Jaw, Arkansas campus of Squirrel Holler County Community College. Turdblossom brings with him the credentials necessary for the job and becomes the highest e...
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Funny story: Fantasia Barrino's Brand New Album Due Out Real Soon - Hmmmmm

Fantasia Barrino's Brand New Album Due Out Real Soon - Hmmmmm

LOS ANGELES - In what many are referring to as a perfectly staged and orchestrated publicity stunt, Fantasia Barrino will soon be releasing her much awaited album entitled "Hey Y'all It's Li'l Ol' Me Fantasia B. Sho Nuff Uh Huh." Barrino made a fa...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tearful Appeal: Tells Elin He'll Drop Golf, Affairs If She Withdraw Divorce Papers

Tiger Woods Tearful Appeal: Tells Elin He'll Drop Golf, Affairs If She Withdraw Divorce Papers

Tiger Woods has told close friends of Elin Nordegren that he will drop all the running around on her and give up golf entirely if she will come back to him and bring the kids and let the divorce (just granted) go. "I think he really, really misses...
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Funny story: X-Factor Singers X-Aggerated

X-Factor Singers X-Aggerated

The world of TV showbiz is in a flap as it was revealed that some singers in the X Factor show on ITV had their voices enhanced for the programme. X could be a vote or for something wrong or top mark or the spot where the treasure is hidden. Now a...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's 2011 Semi-Nude Calendar Will Definitely Break Some Records

Cheryl Cole's 2011 Semi-Nude Calendar Will Definitely Break Some Records

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole and her Dancing With The Stars boyfriend Derek Hough recently had a great time at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. The happy couple attended Hef's Summertime Lingerie Party where they got to meet the featured guest Anna Cha...
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Funny story: Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Little Note on Desk at UN

Obama Gets Tough with Iran: Leaves Bitchy Little Note on Desk at UN

Washington, DC (BNSE): In its toughest rhetoric yet, the Obama Administration lashed out at Iran's ongoing nuclear enrichment program. Iran maintains the program is only intended to develop a domestic nuclear fuel source for civilian electrical po...
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Funny story: Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

Cher Says That Her Ex-Daughter and Now-Son Chaz Bono Has Convinced Her To Get A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - The songstress know by the little four-letter name sat in her exquisite living room in BH and contemplated her past. Cher, who was once half of the 60s and 70s music icon duet of Sonny & Cher, said that she has had some serious...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Press Injunction - Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Wayne Rooney Press Injunction - Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

Yes, that's right, it's another exclusive and another two fingers up at the legal establishment for issuing yet another nefarious injunction on behalf of yet another classless footballing multi-millionaire scrote... I am delighted to reveal that...
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Funny story: Dr. Sal Monella, Bioterrorist wanted by the KFC and the FBI

Dr. Sal Monella, Bioterrorist wanted by the KFC and the FBI

Detectives from The FBI, FDA and The KFC made a major announcement this evening concerning the origin of the bacterial infection that caused a major recall of eggs throughout the country. According to the head of the American KFC, Henley Crackpot...
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Funny story: Urinating War Memorial Woman Defends Actions

Urinating War Memorial Woman Defends Actions

A woman accused of urinating on a war memorial has vehemently denied the accusation and also rejected claims that she performed a sex act on a man nearby. Blackpool woman, Chantelle Muff, 19, reacted angrily to the allegations by fuming "I'd been...
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Funny story: Beck Rally Draws Nation's Boobs To DC, U.S. Braces For Quiet Weekend

Beck Rally Draws Nation's Boobs To DC, U.S. Braces For Quiet Weekend

The continental United States will experience a comparatively quiet weekend as trailer parks and lower class suburbs empty of their denizens who are trekking to Washington D.C. for Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally. All 50 states anticipate a plun...
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Funny story: 2 year old gets an A* at Maths A-Level

2 year old gets an A* at Maths A-Level

A 2 year old boy has become the youngest person ever to attain an A* grade at Maths A-Level. Abdullah Khan from Oxford has only been studying maths for 3 months but his parents believe he has a natural talent with figures. 'It all started when...
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Funny story: Steve Jobs Charged With Vandalism For Bricking iPhones after Jailbreak

Steve Jobs Charged With Vandalism For Bricking iPhones after Jailbreak

The nation's highest court is about to strike a blow against the distended, bloated liver of evil Apple, Inc. et. al. when it ordered the arrest of Apple, Inc. CEO Darth Jobs for 284,001 counts of vandalism; one for each iPhone, iPod and iPad render...
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Funny story: Gay Governor bans heterosexual marriage

Gay Governor bans heterosexual marriage

In a shock move announced today, the new Governor of California has sensationally banned heterosexual marriage. Speaking from his office Governor Dwane Chippengorge said "Look these Goddam straight people with their perverted ideas have been getti...
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Funny story: Kebab van follows troops in Afghanistan

Kebab van follows troops in Afghanistan

Soldiers deployed to remote locations in Afghanistan have been using Kebabistan for their charcoal cooked meals for the past month. The kebab vans owner, an Afghani, whose name is unpronounceable so is called Stan for short, is a local entreprene...
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Funny story: Austerity bites as Queen faces having credit cards surgically removed

Austerity bites as Queen faces having credit cards surgically removed

Balmoral - (IOU Mess): The bill for the recent £200,000 holiday binge on a Western Isles boat jolly landed on the Balmoral Castle doormat today. Royal bankers Cuntts & Co plutonium card services is demanding immediate settlement despite ongoin...
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Funny story: RUC vows to return George Cross in Blair memoir calumny protest

RUC vows to return George Cross in Blair memoir calumny protest

Belfast - (IRAq Mess): "Feckin hush money!" is how one disgusted ex-RUC commander described Tony Blair's £4 million bung to the Royal British Legion today. The outburst follows reports that RUC veterans want to return the prestigeous George Cross...
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Funny story: 3D TV Glasses Glitch Sees Through TV Clothes

3D TV Glasses Glitch Sees Through TV Clothes

Major electronics manufacturers in Japan are receiving reports that the glasses that are used to view programming on 3D televisions also allow viewers to see through the clothing of people appearing on the TV broadcast. The reports indicate that 3...
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Funny story: Bed Bug Explosion in US! GOP Voter Registration Soars!

Bed Bug Explosion in US! GOP Voter Registration Soars!

Politico is reporting a new survey that indicates the bed bug epidemic in the US is tied to the sudden surge in Republican Party voter registration. Claims that it is a random statistic and that the two facts have nothing to do with each other, has b...
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Funny story: Jordan's Harvey to star in Gary Coleman Bio

Jordan's Harvey to star in Gary Coleman Bio

Celebrity muppet Jordan has sunk to a new low today by announcing that Harvey, the love child between her and ex Manchester United "star" Dwight Yorke is to be cast as Gary Coleman in the upcoming movie about his life. Jordan reckons that her chil...
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Funny story: Will Clegg leg it?

Will Clegg leg it?

Rumours that Nick Clegg's nighmare might be over are circulating in the empty holiday deserted corridors of power where Clegg is ruling. He is being reminded of liberal democrat principles, but no no one can remember what they are. Something to do...
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Funny story: X Factor fake talent, storm in a brew-ha-ha, hullabaloo type headline

X Factor fake talent, storm in a brew-ha-ha, hullabaloo type headline

The X Factor has become embroiled in a new "auto-tune" row after fans accused editors of using technology to make their cars go faster and make some contestants sound less talentless. Simon Cowling who drives a very fast car said "all I did was ge...
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Funny story: Potato Superfood Treatment "Cruel"

Potato Superfood Treatment "Cruel"

Vegetable rights campaigners are horrified by plans to turn the potato into a "superfood." Scientists have discovered that when the humble spud is shocked by blasts of ultrasound, it produces more antioxidants - chemicals that food experts rec...
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Funny story: Aussies Sheila prime minister looks forward to well hung parliament

Aussies Sheila prime minister looks forward to well hung parliament

The bottom is falling out of the Australian dollar as the meerkats compare the prospect of a well hung parliament following the weekend's election, where the worlds largest convict colony couldn't be arsed to vote properly. Julia Gillard, Clarice...
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Funny story: Gazza's Middle East Mission

Gazza's Middle East Mission

The world of international diplomacy was today shaken to it's core by the announcement of the new Middle East peace envoy. Mr Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, 43 spoke of his vision of Jew reaching out to Arab to usher in an age of enlightenment to the...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson is 'fine(d)' after BBC snub and keeps counsel with his chewing gum!

Sir Alex Ferguson is 'fine(d)' after BBC snub and keeps counsel with his chewing gum!

The Mighty Reds team bus: Sir Alex Ferguson was cheerily chewing away at his chewing gum after, yet again, 'cocking another snoop' at the BBC. Many years ago, the BBC dared to investigate through it's 'flagship' Panarama programme, a documentary...
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Funny story: Art Experts Victims Of Petra Hoax

Art Experts Victims Of Petra Hoax

Art experts were left red-faced yesterday after it emerged they had been the victims of an elaborate hoax. Boffins from London's prestigious Courtauld Institute had spent three years cleaning up what they assumed were 2,000-year-old wall paintings...
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Funny story: Mexican graveyards full so they decide to hang their dead bodies from bridges!

Mexican graveyards full so they decide to hang their dead bodies from bridges!

In India they burn them, in Viking countries they send them out to sea and now Mexico have come up with a brand new method of dealing with dead bodies, hanging them from motorway bridges! The reason for this strange ritual is; the Mexican graveyar...
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Funny story: Bedbugs Prompt Muslims' Decision Not to Build Mosque Near Ground Zero

Bedbugs Prompt Muslims' Decision Not to Build Mosque Near Ground Zero

NEW YORK CITY, New York - It wasn't the fact that the controversy got to be too much for the Muslim community that made them finally decide not to build a Muslim Cultural Center and Mosque near the site of the 9/11 tragedy. It was bedbugs. Many Musli...
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Funny story: Pakistan Flood Appeal Not Going Well

Pakistan Flood Appeal Not Going Well

Organisers of the Pakistan flood appeal, which will help in providing much-needed essentials for those affected by the terrible flooding in the country, say that progress has been 'extremely sluggish', and latest figures seem to suggest that practica...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Tafoya Saunderson's parents have been teaching their daughter some valuable lessons, and one of those came in mighty handy today when her father lost consciousness in their Hog Jaw, Arkansas home. Frank Saunderson told local a...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw Daily News - Wife of Hog Jaw Mayor Arrested for Disturbing the Peace

Hog Jaw Daily News - Wife of Hog Jaw Mayor Arrested for Disturbing the Peace

HOG JAW, Arkansas - The Mayor of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, Humphrey Dumpty showed up at the Hog Jaw city jail early this morning hoping to bail out his wife, Betty, after she was arrested on misdemeanor charges of loitering and disturbing the peace late Sat...
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Funny story: New WikiLeak: Haitian officials issue, retract warrant for Wyclef Jean's arrest on corruption charges

New WikiLeak: Haitian officials issue, retract warrant for Wyclef Jean's arrest on corruption charges

PORT AU PRINCE, Haiti -- Fugees co-founder and hip-hop artist Wyclef Jean said Haitian officials reached "a new low" when they issued an arrest warrant alleging corruption charges against him, then revoked it less than six hours later. "It couldn'...
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Funny story: SPCA Steps In to Block Snooki Sex Tape

SPCA Steps In to Block Snooki Sex Tape

The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, the organization responsible for prosecuting Michael Vick, and for keeping delicious, delicious Harp Seals off our dinner plates, has moved to block the sale of a sex tape featuring gelatinous abortio...
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Funny story: Rooney On Target For Inverness Caledonian Thistle

Rooney On Target For Inverness Caledonian Thistle

Och! There was a day of joyous celebration for little-fancied Scottish Premier League side Inverness Caledoian Thistle yesterday, as they romped to a 4-0 away victory over Dundee United, with Adam Rooney helping himself to a brace of lovely goals.
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Funny story: New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

New York Officials - "Greek Church Treated Same as Mosque"

NEW YORK - As scrutiny grows in the controversy of the "Ground Zero Mosque," questions have been raised about a church buried under the rubble of the World Trade Center, then buried in red-tape. While President Obama made it clear that Muslims have t...
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