Funny story: The English Don't Speak English Like What It Ought To Be Spoke

The English Don't Speak English Like What It Ought To Be Spoke

The English today confounded the world by admitting that the English what they talk doesn't quite Thomas O'Malley wiv the English like wot the rest of the world speaks coz it's not proper. And that. Innit. The debate was sparked by an internet blo...
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Funny story: Goal Line Technology: The Sad Truth Behind The Decisions That Ruin Your Football Games

Goal Line Technology: The Sad Truth Behind The Decisions That Ruin Your Football Games

Around the ever growing argument about the use of video technology in football, this reporter has been handed some shocking evidence regarding the seemingly bad decisions that occur by referees week in, week out. A top flight referee, who has aske...
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Funny story: Pole: Most Amerikan Students Think Inglish is Not Impotant

Pole: Most Amerikan Students Think Inglish is Not Impotant

In a new Gallop pole, the nashun's teenajers have voised there opinyun that skool does not provide a valuble edukashun. Allthoe Amerika's teens beleve thay is better off now than thay was before there skooling began, more beleve the edukashun sist...
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Funny story: 'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' in their hundreds flee Garden of England as Lisa Marie Presley arrives

'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' in their hundreds flee Garden of England as Lisa Marie Presley arrives

Kent - (Exodus, Movement of Jarred People News): Of all the Tory Heaven! oases in this green and unpleasant land Royal Tunbridge Wells probably least deserves its latest resident. Lisa Presley, daughter of Elvis, arrived this week at a swish new b...
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Funny story: Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole were the special guests of an elaborate lingerie party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hef invited the good looking couple to a special party that he was throwing for alleged Russia...
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Funny story: Misquoted again

Misquoted again

United nations secretary general Wan Ki Goon is very much pissed off after being misquoted on the spoof regarding his Pakistani disaster fund appeal. The little foreign git is furious and fully intends to sue the spoof for fifty million dollars to su...
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Funny story: Lohan & Kardashian sisters fight over their Hairless Pussies. Kourtney says hers is 'soft as silk and needs no moisturizers'. LiLo says 'Not - its like stroking a sandbox'

Lohan & Kardashian sisters fight over their Hairless Pussies. Kourtney says hers is 'soft as silk and needs no moisturizers'. LiLo says 'Not - its like stroking a sandbox'

It's tough being in the celebrity eye. One has to resort to all sorts of capers and shenanigans just to get a few minutes of air-time. Sister teams particularly find it hard to stay in the spotlight. No sooner had Lindsay Lohan started her incarcera...
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Funny story: Hitler's Two-Inch Penis That Of A Squirrel, Casino Confirms

Hitler's Two-Inch Penis That Of A Squirrel, Casino Confirms

What was displayed at Harrold's Casino in Atlantic City as the penis of Adolf Hitler has been found to be a fraud, according to the scientists that studied it for one day. "We thought it would take us some time to get Hitler's DNA and prove that t...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton Suffers Whiplash As Boobs Knocker Out!

Dolly Parton Suffers Whiplash As Boobs Knocker Out!

Dolly Parton was at Dollywood this past weekend to introduce a new tide that takes you on an up and down track like a car going over small hills in the highway. Now most people would feel one thrill after another as the hills got more perpendicul...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev To Be Next Spiderman's Love?

Nina Dobrev To Be Next Spiderman's Love?

Nina Dobrev of the hit television series, The Vampire Diaries, will be appearing in the next Spiderman movie if she passes a script reading session coming up this week. "There's a lot of competition for the role but I believe I have the inside tra...
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Funny story: Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison. Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people manag...
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Funny story: Hammers lose

Hammers lose

'So how did West Ham get on, Penny?' Mum asked. 'Lost' 'Oh dear. You must be disappointed.' 'Yes' 'So what was the score?' '3-1' 'Was Terry upset?' 'Very.' 'But at least West Ham got one goal. That is an improvement on the first match.' 'That was away. It is really bad to lose 3-1 at home.' 'So it was a bad idea going, then.' 'It was quite an experience. West Ham a...
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Funny story: Pak asks India to "send lamb korma, chicken biryani, mutton kebabs and stuffed garlic naan" in food-relief package but requests "hold the poppadoms"

Pak asks India to "send lamb korma, chicken biryani, mutton kebabs and stuffed garlic naan" in food-relief package but requests "hold the poppadoms"

Paki 'govt' and Army-intelligence officials were shocked to discover that Hindu-India food is even tastier than some local culinary dishes. Evidence: the first India food packages sent to flood victims were appropriated & voraciously 'tasted' a...
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Funny story: Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

MANILA-VANILLA: LIVE at The Ms. Zombie Pageant. 56 global zombie contestants sashayed down the ramp last night to a rendition of 'Thriller' crooned by this city's top celebrity zombies. Competition had been fierce notwithstanding the herculean make...
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Funny story: Ousted American Idol Judge Kara DioGuardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

Ousted American Idol Judge Kara DioGuardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kara DioGuardi's hair stylist FuFi Fondue confided that DioGuardi is still devastated at having been fired by American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker. Kara told FuFi that she devoted all of her time to the show and then all of...
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Funny story: Part #8: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date

Part #8: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date

Part #8: 'Factual Facts To Impress Your Date' #10. Contrary to popular opinion, Eskimo Pies were not invented by Eskimos, but by polar bears. #9. On September 11th, 2002, a wildly careening car was headed toward the Pentagon before being shot 425 times. Both the driver and the rattlesnake by his foot were dead. #8. Sometimes, even it's own residents cannot figure out how in the world th...
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Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

SOHO, New York - Joe Jonas and girlfriend Ashley Greene, know collectively as 'Jay Gee' were seen shopping in downtown Soho and looking happier than a homeless person who just hit a $10 million lotto. The two walked hand-in-hand from store to stor...
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Funny story: Proud zombie Pa Elvis Presley walks freaky Lisa down the aisle as she renews vows with even freakier zombie Michael Jackson. She tells reporters: "This time I will take away his virginity"

Proud zombie Pa Elvis Presley walks freaky Lisa down the aisle as she renews vows with even freakier zombie Michael Jackson. She tells reporters: "This time I will take away his virginity"

It was the zombie wedding of the year. Proud Pa zombie Elvis Presley dug himself out just in time to walk freaky daughter Lisa down the aisle. The event? Lisa was renewing her vows with moon-walking zombie husband Michael Jackson who had earlier b...
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Funny story: Harry Potter in 3D - dirty, dirty, dirty!

Harry Potter in 3D - dirty, dirty, dirty!

J.K. Rowling has confirmed that the next Harry Potter movie, to be entitled Harry Potter and his Magic Bollocks, will be in 3D! The story takes a detour from the plots of the books and starts with Potter frying his evil Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petun...
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Funny story: CIA denies involvement in trumped up rape accusation against WikiLeaks founder

CIA denies involvement in trumped up rape accusation against WikiLeaks founder

The founder and editor of the whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks, Julian Assange, was assured by Swedish authorities that he is no longer wanted for rape. The Australian national catapulted into news headlines when his website published leaked docu...
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Funny story: Arsenal Pushed All The Way By Blackpool

Arsenal Pushed All The Way By Blackpool

Blackpool, the Premier League newboys who surprised those pie-eating flops of Wigan Athletic in a 4-0 opening-day win, carried on where they left off last week at the Emirates Stadium today when they narrowly lost out in a 6-goal thriller against Ars...
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Funny story: Simultaneous global warrants issued for Wikileaks founder

Simultaneous global warrants issued for Wikileaks founder

In a simultaneous move that is "purely coincidental" according to US justice officials, countries all over the world have issued arrest warrants for Wikileaks founder Julian Assange on suspicion of capital crimes. Most of these crimes carry the deat...
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Funny story: India sends 500 chapattis to Pakistan

India sends 500 chapattis to Pakistan

The government of flood-ravaged Pakistan today gratefully accepted a large donation of aid from neighbouring, one-time enemy India. The aid, consisting of 500 chapattis, arrived in a convoy of 1 scooter, ridden hard and fast from capital New Delhi...
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Funny story: Arsenal Pitch Was To Blame For Defeat - Holloway

Arsenal Pitch Was To Blame For Defeat - Holloway

Blackpool FC manager Ian Holloway stormed out of a post-match news conference tonight after denouncing the "terrible state" of the pitch at the Emirates Stadium, where he had just seen his side beaten to a pulp in a 6-0 reverse. Holloway, himself...
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Funny story: Secret Nazi tunnels link Lisa Presley's new Borley Rectory home and Saint Hill Manor scientology HQ!

Secret Nazi tunnels link Lisa Presley's new Borley Rectory home and Saint Hill Manor scientology HQ!

Kent - (Ectoplasm News): The underground matrix was bored circa 1941 by Nazi moles in the Queen Mother's entourage. According to secret MoD papers released today the subterranean tunnels to nearby Saint Hill Manor Scientology HQ were the subject o...
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Funny story: NASA Accused Of Tourism Scam

NASA Accused Of Tourism Scam

Space chiefs in Florida have been forced to deny that they conspire with the state's hoteliers and tourism trade to fleece unwary space nuts. It was claimed yesterday that the North American Space Administration (NASA) deliberately changes Shuttle...
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Funny story: Dr. Laura Calls Palin "C" Word 11 Times on Cable TV!

Dr. Laura Calls Palin "C" Word 11 Times on Cable TV!

Viewers were shocked yesterday when Dr. Laura Schlessinger called Sarah Palin the "C" word 11 times in an interview on Fox News. Neil Cavuto, the TV host, tried desperately to change the subject but Dr. Laura kept returning to Palin as if obsessed by...
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Funny story: Tourists Flock to See Non-existent, Abstract Mathematical Concepts

Tourists Flock to See Non-existent, Abstract Mathematical Concepts

The Royal Observatory at Greenwich, England, today announced the opening to the public of two further lines of longitude. For many years, the famous Zero or Prime Meridian at the Observatory had attracted increasing numbers of tourists, each wishi...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson in anti Jeremy Clarkson rant

Jeremy Clarkson in anti Jeremy Clarkson rant

He is known for his outspoken views on just about every topic under the sun and a favourite to be found under The Suns headlines for his controversial opinions on everything from the Welsh to Burkas. There is no stopping him when he gets a bee in his...
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Funny story: Dear Youtube Spammers: Please Develop an Anal Prolapse And Die. Sincerely, The Entire Freaking World.

Dear Youtube Spammers: Please Develop an Anal Prolapse And Die. Sincerely, The Entire Freaking World.

Im getting spam on Youtube now? Some a--hole sent me this, in response to my kids' birthday party video. Did you know? Spam is a canned precooked meatlike product made by Hormel Foods? It is made from chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, cow assholes, salt, water, modified potato, swamp moss, starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite to help keep its color. Spam's gelatinous glaze, or "...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics launch own lemonade!

SuBo fanatics launch own lemonade!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they're entering the soft drinks market with their own brand of lemonade. Red Scarf Lemonade will initially be available in the US only, but the fanatics hope to find a worl...
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Funny story: Jon Stewart Pays to Make 'Man Whore' Rumors Go Away

Jon Stewart Pays to Make 'Man Whore' Rumors Go Away

Jon Stewart is allegedly being blackmailed by one of The Daily Show's employees over allegations that in the 90's, Stewart was a man whore. The information about this closely guarded secret came to light when the employee was asked to dig up some inf...
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Funny story: Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Crocodile thought to be drift wood, revealed to be Robert Pattinson.

Beaches along the English Channel had been reopened and then closed again to swimmers amid reports that the suspected crocodile cum piece of wood, sighted close to busy beaches was in fact "actor" Robert Pattinson. The alarm was raised after autho...
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Funny story: Online Gaming overtakes masturbation says Ofcom/Offwrist.

Online Gaming overtakes masturbation says Ofcom/Offwrist.

Online gaming is now more popular than downloading media and even masturbation when it comes to things to do online according to new reports out by Ofcom and Offwrist. According to one Offwrist report, 39 per cent of those surveyed played games on...
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Funny story: Ugly slapper who defiled war memorial is jeered

Ugly slapper who defiled war memorial is jeered

A really disgusting woman who urinated and performed a sex act on Blackpool Cenotaph was booed on her way to court to face a charge connected with her outrageous acts. Wendy Lewis, 32, of Princess Street, Blackpool snarled at peaceful demonstrator...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw Daily News - Hog Jaw Named Kissin' Cousin Capital of America

Hog Jaw Daily News - Hog Jaw Named Kissin' Cousin Capital of America

Hog Jaw, Arkansas has just been named the Kissin' Cousin Capital of America by Tammy Fay Cosmetics, beating out the other Hog Jaw, Alabama by a mile. The mayor of Hog Jaw, Humphrey Dumpty, in announcing this most dubious honor claimed "if it twern't...
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Funny story: New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Astronomer Joe Camelopardalis says he'd travel a light year for a Cancer stick, and one of these days, it will probably be cheaper to do exactly that. Nicotine junkies across the nation are hoping the Obama administration aband...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Infested with New York City Super Bedbugs

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Infested with New York City Super Bedbugs

HOG JAW, Arkansas - A particularly mammoth species of bedbugs that have been populating New York City for months now has found its way to the businesses and homes of Hog Jaw, Arkansas. While no one is sure who is responsible for bringing the bedbugs...
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Funny story: Alaska is located next to Cape Town ‎

Alaska is located next to Cape Town ‎

Have you ever watched a cat playing with a mouse? I mean, those deadly moments ‎when the mouse tries her best to escape death? It's a mixed feeling. Anyway, apologists ‎put the blame on the mouse because they believe had she not performed antics the cat ‎would have spared her life. ‎ How about a 'hanging judge'? Yes, in your life time. Well, such a person did once live ‎among us and he acted ex...
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Funny story: Chief Standing Wolf Takes On Rush Limbaugh After Injuns Comments

Chief Standing Wolf Takes On Rush Limbaugh After Injuns Comments

FORT APACHE, Arizona - Watch out Rush Limbaugh. Chief Standing Wolf, who earlier this year made certain promises to rid Arizona of non-Native Americans if they didn't repeal their white man laws allowing only English-speaking people in their state, i...
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Funny story: Electric Cars Are Zero Emissions Vehicles? My Ass. "You have to measure the emissions that a vehicle is responsible for, and not just what comes out of it."

Electric Cars Are Zero Emissions Vehicles? My Ass. "You have to measure the emissions that a vehicle is responsible for, and not just what comes out of it."

"Did you poop?" "No," my daughter answered. Over her left shoulder I could see a pile of brownish baby exhaust creating a costly stain on an (once) off-white glider in her bedroom. "Isn't that poop, Miel?" "Yeah," she answered, scanning my face for a reaction. One last try: "Miel, did you poop?" A moment to think, then a brilliant response: Pointing to her diaper, she looked dead in...
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Funny story: Drama Queens Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding Like Cats and Dogs

Drama Queens Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding Like Cats and Dogs

HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's little rich socialite girls Paris "I'm" Hot" Hilton and Kim "Badonkadonk" Kardashian have become engulfed in one hell of a feud. It appears that both 'do nothing' playgirls were at the same 'noses-in-the-air' party...
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Funny story: Feel Old? Fred Durst of Limp BizKit is 40.

Feel Old? Fred Durst of Limp BizKit is 40.

Fred Durst, lead vocalist of Limp Bizkit, often cited as the catalyst for the ruination of the alternative rock explosion of the 1990s, turned 40 years old today. Born August 20, 1970 in North Carolina, Fred tried out careers as a sailor in the U.
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Funny story: Gas Going Up To $15.00 Per Gallon Or Higher?

Gas Going Up To $15.00 Per Gallon Or Higher?

Better keep an eye out on what's going on in the Middle East as our gas could go up to $15 a gallon practically overnight. The situation is this: Israel cannot afford to allow Iran to go nuclear because they could use the weapons or threaten to...
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Funny story: Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes Performs An R-Rated Dance Routine On America's Got Talent

Bikini-Clad LeAnn Rimes Performs An R-Rated Dance Routine On America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - The host of America's Got Talent Nick "The Yardstick" Cannon could barely contain his joy and jubilation as he watched 28-year-old LeAnn Rimes jump, and spin, and twist, and glide all over the AGT stage in a navy blue and red bikini swims...
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Funny story: Bullets Barely Miss Taylor Lautner!

Bullets Barely Miss Taylor Lautner!

A close call yesterday as Taylor Lautner and a friend were walking around in Los Angeles, going to get something to eat while discussing upcoming tryouts, when Lautner bent over to retie his shoe. They immediately heard the sound of gunfire and of...
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Funny story: Larry King Interviews The Spanish Prostitute Monica Mint

Larry King Interviews The Spanish Prostitute Monica Mint

LOS ANGELES - Larry King was successful in being the first American journalist to land an interview with one of Europe's most famous 'Ladies of The Evening' Monica Mint. She agreed to do the interview but only on the condition that Mr. King did not mention her rather humongously gigantic tits. LARRY: Well hello Miss Mint and welcome to my show. MONICA: Thank you Mr. King, but you can call me...
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Funny story: Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Tree Injured in DWI Crash Sues Ex-Nets' Jayson Williams. "If you are shrubbery or a foreign-born limo driver, expect to be killed," said D.A.

Former shotgun murderer and NBA also-ran Jayson Williams will have to pay $16,433 to the estate of a tree he killed in January, says a Kings County, NY Judge. In January, mere days after being sentenced for ventilating the torso of his limo driver...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Hair Dryer Not Such A Big Deal

Sir Alex Hair Dryer Not Such A Big Deal

Sky Sports bosses emerged ashen-faced and visibly shaken from a meeting with Manchester United supremo Sir Alex Ferguson yesterday. But their meeting may have exploded the great myth of the "hair-dryer" treatment. The meeting, at Manchester Utd...
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Funny story: Hooray! The X-Factor Is Back Tonight!

Hooray! The X-Factor Is Back Tonight!

Dejected newshounds the length and breadth of the UK, who have recently been somewhat starved of sensational material can take some consolation from the fact that the X-Factor will be hitting our TV screens this evening. (At 7:30 on the telly.) An...
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Funny story: Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

Meg Whitman's Forehead Closing Gap with Jerry Brown's

SACRAMENTO, California -- California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman is nearly ahead of Jerry Brown by a hair, according to a recent survey. In fact, her forehead has been gaining ground on that of her largely bald Democratic opponent...
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