Funny story: Diane Sawyer, George Stephanopoulos Eat Crow Over Oil Spill

Diane Sawyer, George Stephanopoulos Eat Crow Over Oil Spill

A very humble Diane Sawyer apologized on the ABC Evening News last night that all their features about the oil spill were exaggerated a bit. "For instance", stated Sawyer, "it was never the size of Eurasia! We only guessed at that. But it was cert...
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Funny story: Megan Fox Back In Transformers 4! Signs Double Contract!

Megan Fox Back In Transformers 4! Signs Double Contract!

Hot actress Megan Fox, who has recently married boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, has apparently signed a deal to do Transformer 4, which will be released only four months after Transformers 3. "After signing Megan, which we have been condemned for d...
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Funny story: Men say they don't like their partners sunbathing topless; have no problem ogling 'other' topless women!

Men say they don't like their partners sunbathing topless; have no problem ogling 'other' topless women!

And now for something completely different! Most surveys focus on women's issues from eating to sex to fashion to relationships. And women are not shy about telling the world what they think and why they think the way they do and what they want...
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Funny story: Non-Racist Tea Party holds Rally on Mexico-Arizona Border

Non-Racist Tea Party holds Rally on Mexico-Arizona Border

The Tea Party, which claims it is less racist than a blind beggar, held a rally on the Mexico-Arizona border today to demand the US Government, which they claim spends too much money, spend millions more dollars to patrol the border and keep out ille...
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Funny story: Pakistan crumbling - now athletes fail dope tests - guilty of using performance enhancing drugs

Pakistan crumbling - now athletes fail dope tests - guilty of using performance enhancing drugs

It never rains... it pours - As Pakistan scrambles to survive on all fronts now comes word that Pakistan's athletics arena is in a shambles. Not because of floods or lack of funding but because more and more of its athletes are being caught out.
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Funny story: Part #5: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date:

Part #5: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date:

Part #5: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date: 10. The fastest animal in the world for a short distance is the squirrel, dodging your car and running around it and under it and twice across the road and back in ten seconds! 9. There has never been a Jewish person by the name of Rambo! 8. Before people began yelling "Geronimo!" as they jumped out of airplanes, the most heard word was, "Para...
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Funny story: Bones of John the Baptist discovered in Walmart, Akron, OH

Bones of John the Baptist discovered in Walmart, Akron, OH

A store clerk has become famous after discovering the bones of John the Baptist in the Walmart where he works. Ike Ahh, who works in the furniture department of the shop, was clearing out some rubbish when he found the bones lying on the floor nex...
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Funny story: Florida jar survives 3 days with bear on head

Florida jar survives 3 days with bear on head

A Florida plastic jar survived three days with a bear on its head. The jar or bottle, believed to have once contained milk or some other liquid, was minding its own business when suddenly a black bear fell on it. Although the jar attempted to stru...
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Funny story: Alan Milburn to be Minister for Social Climbing

Alan Milburn to be Minister for Social Climbing

Whitehall - (Coalition Ass Mess): The stench of yet another hoax royal wedding is overpowering. An announcement from No 10 today confirms that Labour hatchet man Alan Milburn has been appointed as Minister for Social Climbing. His job is to re...
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Funny story: North Korea's regeneration clinic

North Korea's regeneration clinic

(North Korea) The Pyongyang Maternity Hospital's regeneration clinic promises to regrow human organs. "It began with culturing skin grafts for women who wanted to hide stretch marks from child birth," said the hospital's spokeswoman. "And today we...
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Funny story: Harrabs' shrine to Diana and Dodi to be shipped back home to Kremlin

Harrabs' shrine to Diana and Dodi to be shipped back home to Kremlin

London - (Pont d'Alma Tunnel Vision Mess): The tacky RIP tribute to Di-Die and Do-Do is being taken down this week ahead of being returned to Princess Di HQ in Moscow. The Diana and Dodi altar in Harrabs Department Store window is destined for lan...
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Funny story: Braille porn magazine for the blind is a huge success

Braille porn magazine for the blind is a huge success

The blind have had their prayers answered. Well, all right not quite - because we assume that their prayers would involve something about them getting their sight back. But they have had their "back up" prayers answered. As of last week there is a ne...
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Funny story: It's official - Procrastination IS the thief of time

It's official - Procrastination IS the thief of time

We can exclusively reveal that Procrastination has sensationally been exposed as the thief of time and was today sentenced for 10 years. Speaking for Scotland Yard Officer James McSporran told us "Well, we've suspected this for quite some time but...
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Funny story: Ben Quayle 'admits to Spoofing'

Ben Quayle 'admits to Spoofing'

Arizona - (Satireday News): Arizona Congress wannabe Ben Quayle says he's had to delete all his Spoofs ahead of running for pubic orifice. The son of President George Herbert Bush's moron Veep Dan Quayle said today he's pulled all his Spoofs from...
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Funny story: Latest Eastenders shock storyline - Phil Mitchell to become addicted to writing spoofs

Latest Eastenders shock storyline - Phil Mitchell to become addicted to writing spoofs

Eastenders hard man and current crack cocaine addict Phil Mitchell is set to appear in the soaps most controversial storyline yet - he will become addicted to writing spoofs. The crippling addiction begins after Mitchell gets bored of crack in...
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Funny story: 1 in 2 women prefer being thin to having sex!

1 in 2 women prefer being thin to having sex!

In surveys asking women "Chocolate or SEX?" almost 90% of women chose ......Chocolate! Now in a new US poll more than 50% of the surveyed said they would rather be thin than have sex. Body experts say that in our modern-day culture the inter-tw...
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Funny story: After pinkie-swearing custody pact Levi-Johnston-Bristol Palin to pose nude together to raise college funds for Tripp

After pinkie-swearing custody pact Levi-Johnston-Bristol Palin to pose nude together to raise college funds for Tripp

Levi Johnston & Bristol Palin have finally reached a custody pact over son Tripp. Both pinkie-swore to abide by the following points: - like, not say mean and nasty things about each other unless the other party totally-totally agreed - lik...
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Funny story: Greek God Helios bails out mankind in global warming fiasco

Greek God Helios bails out mankind in global warming fiasco

Derek Helious: Great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of the famous Greek Sun God 'Helious' made an unprecidented public appearance in Colwyn Bay this morning at a rally staged by 'anti global warming' protestors. In an interview with...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...
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Funny story: Pepe Reina Lobs Ball In His Own Net As Liverpool Slump At The Last Hurdle

Pepe Reina Lobs Ball In His Own Net As Liverpool Slump At The Last Hurdle

It was looking good for Liverpool in the closing stages of the match with Arsenal, a goal up despite being down to ten men following Joe Cole's debut dismissal for a reckless tackle. Liverpool continued to hang on, despite at one point being reduc...
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Funny story: Has anyone here seen Kelly?

Has anyone here seen Kelly?

The man who is said to have told the BBC about the 'sexed-up' summary about the situation in Iraq before the War, Dr Kelly, was under the impression that he was killed when, in fact, he committed suicide. Or this is the Official Version. What rea...
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Funny story: People of New York to throw shoes at Obama over Ground Zero mosque decision

People of New York to throw shoes at Obama over Ground Zero mosque decision

Barmy President Obama, who wants to build a great big mosque on the site of Ground Zero is in for a surprise when he visits Manhattan next week. A few thousand residents plan to throw their shoes at him in a sign of disapproval. Shoe throwing beca...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

Amy Winehouse's Latest Song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" Is The Number One Song In Iceland

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - Selfoss Garpsdalur, the director of the Icelandic Music Charts has just informed Amy Winehouse that her song "Ya Seen Me Muffin?" has just climbed into the number one position overtaking Tila Tequila's song "Get Me Off." Tequi...
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Funny story: Teenage Alien

Teenage Alien

A single mother of three found out today here middle son is an alien. She took her son to the doctors for his yearly check up when they told her he was not human. The teen Alien was shortly afterwards taken into custody. His siblings are now...
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Funny story: N.I. protests continue as Apprentice Boys demand right to march through Catholic houses

N.I. protests continue as Apprentice Boys demand right to march through Catholic houses

Violence has continued for a third night as unreasonable Catholics in some parts of Londonderry have tried to deny the Protestant Apprentice Boys of Derry the right to march through Catholic areas of the city in celebration of a victory during the Si...
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Funny story: Dear Deity

Dear Deity

Dear Deity, With regard to order number: Inf/ind.googleplex12333 and subsequent models: I have been rather disappointed to note that said 'life form' has not been exactly as described on the packaging. I believe my parents originally ordered a brand new sentient being with classical looks; massive intelligence; patience; understanding; long legs and perky breasts. What I actually receive...
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Funny story: Darwinian Pruning Removes 8 Off-Road Race Fans From Gene Pool

Darwinian Pruning Removes 8 Off-Road Race Fans From Gene Pool

For thousands on higher rungs of the Darwinian ladder, The Soggy Dry Lake Bed 200 Off-Road Race sounds like the entertainment provided in the Seventh Circle of Hell. Sadly, 8 of the thousands who went to see the race were unceremoniously removed f...
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Funny story: Flog It Fracas Over Bonkers Sampler

Flog It Fracas Over Bonkers Sampler

TV antiques nice guy Paul Martin was left stunned yesterday after a couple accused him cheating and disrupted filming of his popular afternoon show "Flog It" in north London. The trouble started when the show's producer asked Paul to do a "with th...
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Funny story: Fox News Combs Mental Institutions, Drug Rehabs For Vacationing Glen Beck Fill-In

Fox News Combs Mental Institutions, Drug Rehabs For Vacationing Glen Beck Fill-In

Fox News is currently combing insane asylums and drug rehabilitation clinics for a replacement host for Glenn Beck's show when he goes on vacation. Beck is the host of the popular "The Glenn Beck Program" on Fox News Channel. The doughy, glassy-eyed...
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Funny story: Glen Coffee: 'I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go'; Christ: 'Is that how this works? You tell me when it's time to do something?"

Glen Coffee: 'I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go'; Christ: 'Is that how this works? You tell me when it's time to do something?"

Glen Coffee's stunned both 49ers fans and the Holy Trinity today when he retired at 23, saying that football was no longer his passion and "I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go." "Ok, sorry. I've been reading this Book all wrong," said Jesus o...
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Funny story: Possibly Something Like This ...

Possibly Something Like This ...

What happened before the knock on the door is fairly well documented. A poet in a laudanum slumber writing raw on 'Alph' and 'caves of ice' is jarred alert to tedious deeds. A businessman from Porlock knocks. He's walked it seems. The Muse is left to marinade in milk and honeydew and what happens next is left to speculation. I, being one who's quite partial to non-fact founded speculating, wou...
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Funny story: Nanas Target Pickpocket Crime

Nanas Target Pickpocket Crime

South Wales Police have commended a new scheme which has been set up in Cardiff City Centre. Stitch 'em Up, a service designed to combat the ever increasing problem of pickpocket crime in retail areas is the brainchild of Ms. Olwen Davies from Pe...
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Funny story: Lourdes is evacuated as Israel threaten to bomb Madonna!

Lourdes is evacuated as Israel threaten to bomb Madonna!

30.000 Pilgrims were evacuated at Lourdes, France today after the Israeli secret service threatened to blow up the Madonna. Lourdes has been a thorn in the Israeli side for many years because fundamental Jews reject all forms of miracles invented...
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Funny story: Descriptions of Things For Future Generations

Descriptions of Things For Future Generations

In the future there may be many changes to what we in our time may perceive to be the norm. For instance, people called 'Norm' may be as rare as the wooden beams used to construct the great pyramids. Personally I don't give two shits, but in the interests of the little children who will inherit this world of ours, I will try and catalogue some of the items present in the present which may no...
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Funny story: Beach Videos Threaten Clothing Industry, Group Says

Beach Videos Threaten Clothing Industry, Group Says

RINGSIDE, Ky.-The rise of videos on YouTube in which people parade around with nothing on "except a smirk on their face and a beer in their hand" is threatening the growth of one of America's great industries, says a trade association. "Sure, it's...
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Funny story: Jarhead, the Florida bear is to become the first bear Astronaut to walk on the moon!

Jarhead, the Florida bear is to become the first bear Astronaut to walk on the moon!

After getting his head stuck in a jar, a black bear residing in Florida has been chosen to fly into space! A NASA scientist observing the bear in its stressful situation immediately contracted it to fly on Apollo 113 (who?) for a trip to the moon...
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Funny story: Poor old Hammers

Poor old Hammers

'So the Hammers didn't do too well in their first match, Penny' her brother Seb remarked. 'It is at times like these when we must stand by the team.' 'They are losers, Penny.' 'They lost one game - away. We will bounce back. You see. I'll be there with Terry to cheer them on next Saturday.' 'Why don't you support a team like Chelsea?' 'They are full of West Ham rejects!' 'Rejects...
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Funny story: Blair set to become Government Peace Czar

Blair set to become Government Peace Czar

Following in the footsteps of Labourites Frank Field, John Hutton and Alan Milburn, Tony Blair is set to join the Government as an adviser. He will become the Peace Czar. This gesture from the Coalition Government to Blair is seen as an attempt to...
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Funny story: A Short Conversation with a Stray Cat

A Short Conversation with a Stray Cat

'Can you spare a quid? OK then 50p, surely you can spare a measly fifty pence. I promise not to waste it on drink.' 'Uh sorry, Mog, were you speaking to me.' 'Yeah of course I was speaking to you, if I'd have been speaking to Tabby Tom over there I wouldn't have bothered putting on my best English accent would I? Be bloody pointless wouldn't it? He's not as bright as me you know. He doesn'...
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Funny story: New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

PARIS (ABSNN) - A new French law has ended the reign of big, big city cops, and now all gendarmes must be no taller than 1.60 meters, whatever a friggin meter is. Like all armed Frenchmen who go in harm's way, the midget cops will undoubtedly drop t...
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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

In a special broadcast tonight, we have invited Jonathan Evans, Director General of MI5, to respond to increasing pressure from senior doctors, lawyers, pathologists and indeed the general public for a new inquest and a full enquiry to be opened on the 'suicide' of Dr David Kelly along with full disclosure of Dr Kelly's autopsy report (which has never been made public and is not legally allowed to...
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Funny story: Fishy Commonwealth Games story spawns stormy session in India

Fishy Commonwealth Games story spawns stormy session in India

Yesterday's report of the fishy happenings around the Commonwealth Games has kicked up a whale of a storm in India. Indian Sports Minister MS Gill reacted sharply to recent reports of fishy business in the run up to the Commonwealth Games, to be...
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Funny story: Kelly Brook To Show Her Tata's In "Piranha 3D"

Kelly Brook To Show Her Tata's In "Piranha 3D"

SOHO, England - Kelly Brook, who recently graced the pages of one the world's top men's magazines Playboy, remarked that at 30, she feels that her boobs are starting to sag a wee bit. The Liverpool Scouser Gazette and The Manchester Morning Manc b...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Not In Today's Papers Shocker

Steven Gerrard Not In Today's Papers Shocker

Reliable sources today informed Skoob Sports News that Liverpool and England skipper, Steven Gerrard, would not feature heavily in today's Sunday tabloid scandal rags. "Well, why would he?" one tabloid editor asked us. "What's he supposed to have...
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Funny story: Pages from Dan Brown's next book leaked

Pages from Dan Brown's next book leaked

It has been revealed that Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons and most recently, The Lost Symbol has been secretly working on another book over the last three months. The book is apparently entitled, "The Digital Deception...
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Funny story: Madonna Is Now Feuding With Rihanna - She Said Rihanna's Red Hair Makes Her Look Like Ronald McDonald

Madonna Is Now Feuding With Rihanna - She Said Rihanna's Red Hair Makes Her Look Like Ronald McDonald

BISMARCK, North Dakota - Madonna performed before a crowd of 11, at Bismarck's Motel 6 Half Dozen of The Other. She performed for 45 minutes in which she sang the updated versions of her songs "Material Grandmother," "Like A 51-Year-Old Virgin,"...
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Funny story: Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

Soccer Star In Super Injunction Named

The unnamed soccer star who won a super injunction against a prominent Sunday tabloid newspaper preventing them from revealing intimate details in order to protect his privacy can now be named. But Skoob Sports News can't do it here because of the...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson in anti Welsh rant

Jeremy Clarkson in anti Welsh rant

Jeremy Clarkson has found himself in trouble with The Welsh again after making a speech to recently graduated students of Chester University. It is alleged that during his talk on, "tolerance within media," Clarkson suddenly remarked, "Your pract...
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Funny story: "Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

"Mancini couldn't manage a fish and chip shop" Given blasts City boss

Shay Given clearly had a very large chip on his shoulder as he ridiculed Roberto Mancini's managerial credentials after being left on the bench for the opening game of the season against Harry Redknapps Spurs. Given, asked after the 0-0 draw for h...
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Funny story: Local Man Abducted By Crazy People In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Local Man Abducted By Crazy People In Winchester On Friday The 13th

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was resting quietly at home this weekend following a terrifying Friday the 13th experience in the historic Hampshire city of Winchester, where he was forcefully abducted by a bunch of crazy people, forced into performing...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner. "We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being jealous over Kristen, that I said thi...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

VANCOUVER, Canada - Justin Bieber performed before a sell out crowd in Vancouver's Snowdrifts of December Stadium. He told the crowd that he loves performing in his native Canada more than anywhere else except for Dubai, India; Honolulu, Hawaii; o...
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