Funny story: 2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

2 Year Anniversary approaches for missing invisible German man. Following our world-wide exclusive two years ago about the fate of a missing local man from Berlin, we can exclusively reveal that nothing of any major significance has happened since...
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Funny story: NAACP Demands that Google Close Its Doors

NAACP Demands that Google Close Its Doors

BALTIMORE, MD - Benjamin Jealous, President and CEO of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), demanded today that Google cease displaying racist terms that belittle African-Americans. Jealous went on to state that...
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Funny story: Big Brother in shocking Rusian Roulette finale

Big Brother in shocking Rusian Roulette finale

TV show Big Brother last night announced a shockingly desperate attempt to win back viewers in its final ever series. A statement explained "We are proud to announce that a game of Russian roulette will be played on the final night of this years sho...
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Funny story: President Obama Pledges $600 Million To Help Secure Our Southern Border - He Grins And Adds "And Arizona Ain't Gettin' One Damn Dime!"

President Obama Pledges $600 Million To Help Secure Our Southern Border - He Grins And Adds "And Arizona Ain't Gettin' One Damn Dime!"

POCATELLO, Idaho - President Barack Obama was speaking at Pocatello's One Potato Two Potato Palace before a group known as The Pocatello Potato Packers Federation. He informed them that he had just signed a bill allowing the southern border states...
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Funny story: AG Eric Holder Directs DOJ to Shut Down Wikipedia

AG Eric Holder Directs DOJ to Shut Down Wikipedia

WASHINGTON D.C. - United States Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that the Department of Justice will be shutting down the Wikipedia website to stem the illegal dissemination of SECRET US Intelligence documents. Holder said that he was...
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Funny story: Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part One

Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part One

In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover. Below is an excerpt of In-vogue's interview with Halle Berry. The November 12, 1859 edition of the New York Times reports of a Rhode Island ma...
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Funny story: Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part Two

Excerpt of Interview with Cover Girl Halle Berry, Part Two

In-vogue magazine, long a racist bastion of whites-are-superior sensibilities has only had two black women on their cover, since their inception in 1892. The first was Naomi Campbell in 1989, the second is Halle Berry, who will be on the September cover.The blog on Mulatto.web, which calls itself a "Positive Resource Board for Biracials", contains a thread that holds over 250 posts, under the titl...
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Funny story: India puts Pakistan 'on the spot' by offering US $5 million flood-aid

India puts Pakistan 'on the spot' by offering US $5 million flood-aid

Pakistan's politicians and grand-standing Ministers of "Word-Twisting" have never failed to seize the opportunity to mock, malign and attempt to manipulate their Indian counterparts. Such bombastic buffoonery is part of their DNA. In past natural...
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Funny story: NASA & Russia Both Visiting Asteroid Heading Toward Earth

NASA & Russia Both Visiting Asteroid Heading Toward Earth

Earth, meet Asteroid 1999 RQ36! - Something that isn't quite right is going on and the American people, actually everyone on earth, need to know about it. Asteroid 1999 RQ36, which has a chance of hitting the Earth before the year 2200 has been re...
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Funny story: Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Halle Berry on Cover Ends Vouge Magazine's "Negroes Need Not Apply" Policy

Vogue magazine, the less-than-hip chronicle of the lifestyle upper-middle-class white women aspire to lead, will end its 21 year policy of not putting black people on its cover when it features Halle Berry on the September issue. "Its not racism,...
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Funny story: Is Kristen Stewart Playing With Fire?

Is Kristen Stewart Playing With Fire?

With all the latest rumors concerning Kristen Stewart and her dating photos with actor Dev Patel, fans are asking if this is not another ruse to keep all their names at the top of both Hollywood and Bollywood tabloids. A photo on the cover of one...
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Funny story: San Francisco Bans Happy Meals - Oakland, Not To Be Outdone, Bans Gummy Bears

San Francisco Bans Happy Meals - Oakland, Not To Be Outdone, Bans Gummy Bears

OAKLAND - In a type of 'Tit for Tat' move so to speak, the city of Oakland has decided to ban the consumption of the children's candy 'Gummy Bears' within its city limits. Oakland spokeswoman Ramona Trumpetweed, stated that the city of Oakland too...
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Funny story: Runaway Train in Disgrace

Runaway Train in Disgrace

Thomas the Tank Engine is to head an enquiry into why The Runaway Train , which has always gone up the hill, broke all rules sworn to by all nursey rhyme characters to never transgress into human life. A sorrowful Little Miss Muffet cried as she a...
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Funny story: Man Utd sign homeless, penniless, shoeless Portugese!

Man Utd sign homeless, penniless, shoeless Portugese!

Determined not to spend a penny on world-class superstars Man Utd have been spending their funds on a completely different catagory of footballers. Their latest signing is a definite sign that Man Utd refuse to pay horrendous amounts of cash on es...
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Funny story: Pakistan to recognize Israel as a Jewish state!

Pakistan to recognize Israel as a Jewish state!

TEL-AVIV: There is a big buzz in Israeli circles that Pakistan is secretly holding talks with the Jewish state with a view to granting it recognition. Included in these talks - reported to be shepherded by Turkey are prominent politicians and even...
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Funny story: Conservative talk-show bigot Laura Schlesinger says OK for her to use "N" word since "Blacks use it all the time"

Conservative talk-show bigot Laura Schlesinger says OK for her to use "N" word since "Blacks use it all the time"

First she did it - not once, not twice but over and over. Had a bad case of on-air verbal diarrhea. Then in a style that is becoming wearily familiar, Conservative talk show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger [mouthpiece for the rabid haters of all thi...
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Funny story: "Arthur" Star Russell Brand Considered for "The Thing" Remake

"Arthur" Star Russell Brand Considered for "The Thing" Remake

Another aspiring movie writer has taken a cue from a senior citizen's different take on life and wants to make a movie remake out of it. Despam Menagri was sitting at home with his mother watching MTV, when ex-heroin addict and walking creep show, Ru...
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Funny story: Runaway Thomas The Tank Engine causes havoc on London underground!

Runaway Thomas The Tank Engine causes havoc on London underground!

The London underground system was thrown into chaos today as Thomas The Tank Engine released his breaks and went on a joy ride! Thomas was assisting engineers mending the rails (an endless task on the antiquated network) and he got bored. Thoma...
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Funny story: Proms: Prom 36 Review

Proms: Prom 36 Review

Berlioz - Overture 'Le Corsaire' Chopin - Piano Concerto No 2 Roussel - Symphony No 3 Ravel - Daphnis and Chloe, Suite No 2 Nelson Freire, piano BBC SO, Lionel Bringuier. Pierre Noxious writes: OMG! That's a schlep, innit? From High St Ken to the Albert Hall - and back again afterwards when you're in a hurry for the tube and a late dinner. Cor! And get this - the missus had to shel...
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Funny story: Senate contender Linda McMahon challenges her Dem rival to televised nude wrestling

Senate contender Linda McMahon challenges her Dem rival to televised nude wrestling

WWE Ex-exec Linda McMahon, wife of loudmouth Vince McMahon won the Republican Party's nomination following Tuesday's primary in Connecticut. She now plans to blaze a trail across the country doing absolutely nothing before returning to the campaig...
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Funny story: Latest folk-hero, 'Fright" attendant Steven Slater to become spokesperson for major airline!

Latest folk-hero, 'Fright" attendant Steven Slater to become spokesperson for major airline!

Early this week flight attendant Steven Slater gave new meaning to every air traveller's nightmare when he announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat-belts. On behalf of the captain and crew Have A Good Fright ;) :P" What follow...
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Funny story: New weapons company makes its debut in US markets

New weapons company makes its debut in US markets

NEW YORK - NEW YORK: GoAheadMakeMyDay - a company dedicated to the arming of all American citizens made its debut on US markets early this morning. Shares were slow in taking off but company officials decided to adopt a 'wait and see' attitude.
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Funny story: India threatens to block BlackBerry - Canada said to have made unusual offer to 'sweeten the pot'

India threatens to block BlackBerry - Canada said to have made unusual offer to 'sweeten the pot'

Following a meeting between India's home secretary, all the top pooh-bahs and mucky-mucks from India's domestic security agencies and the government's Telecom babus the Indian Govt threatened today to block BlackBerry's corporate and e-mail services...
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Funny story: DEA Agents Mistakenly Destroy Government Pot Farm in Idaho

DEA Agents Mistakenly Destroy Government Pot Farm in Idaho

DEA Agents mistakenly destroyed an entire 20-acre pot farm in the Frank Church-River of No Return Wilderness Area on Thursday. Believing the pot farm was being operated by a Mexican drug cartel, the DEA agents had the entire area bulldozed and set th...
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Funny story: Man Auctioned Child to Pay For Alcohol

Man Auctioned Child to Pay For Alcohol

In a shocking incident in the Kadapa district of India on Wednesday, a budding entrepreneur sold his daughter in an open auction to pay off his latest tab at the off-licence. Already heavily inebriated and seeking more of the sweet juice, the loca...
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Funny story: Big Mac, Coke and a Reduced Cholesterol To Go

Big Mac, Coke and a Reduced Cholesterol To Go

A purportedly esteemed cardiologist, Dr Darrel Francis, has this week earned the nickname of Silly Sillypersonson by proposing that fast food restaurants around the country should offer drugs to diners to compensate for the risk of heart disease.
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Funny story: Monica Mint Wants To Visit Buckingham Palace - Queen Elizabeth Replies "Go Visit Windsor Castle Instead!"

Monica Mint Wants To Visit Buckingham Palace - Queen Elizabeth Replies "Go Visit Windsor Castle Instead!"

LONDON - One of the most famous or infamous females to ever come out of Spain has confessed to her hair stylist Señor Olé Olé Olé that she would like to visit Buckingham Palace. Señor Olé Olé Olé asked her to please bring him back a photo of one o...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: High-Speed Rail System from Cowes to Ryde Proposed

Isle of Wight News: High-Speed Rail System from Cowes to Ryde Proposed

At last Monday's IOW Tourism Board meeting in Cowes, the proposal to build a high-speed train system from Cowes to Ryde was again pushed to the front of the agenda. County planners have long held that such a system would do much to bring even more to...
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Funny story: Monica Mint and Charlie Sheen Spotted Hugging Tenderly on The Isle of Majorca

Monica Mint and Charlie Sheen Spotted Hugging Tenderly on The Isle of Majorca

PALMA - The beautiful Isle of Majorca in the Mediterranean Sea was the setting for what Charlie Sheen called the best friggin date that he has ever had. Sheen, who stars in the sit-com Two and A Half Men said that as soon as he saw Monica Mink he...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight gays stoned, flogged quips Emma Thompson

Isle of Wight gays stoned, flogged quips Emma Thompson

Cowes - (Fisting News): "It's probably one of the last ancient feudal perks that Islanders enjoy since the abolition of hanging," the Oscar winner remarked, "and undoubtedly a huge tourism draw." The British actress was speaking on The Late Late S...
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Funny story: Toad Fetish Lands Iowa Chef in Hot Water

Toad Fetish Lands Iowa Chef in Hot Water

A prep chef at a Japanese restaurant in Iowa earned his employer a hefty fine for unsanitary kitchen practices by the Iowa Health Department when a video of him caressing, licking and French-kissing two toads before preparing the day's special lunch...
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Funny story: Ed. Correction on Recent 'Christ Against Drilling' Story

Ed. Correction on Recent 'Christ Against Drilling' Story

It has come to our attention that the recent story posted on this site "Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast" was riddled with errors. Not only has the author of the story gotten the spelling of Florida's governor, Charlie Crist, mixed up w...
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Funny story: Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast

Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast

TALLAHASSEE, Fl. - Christ today again came out against drilling for oil off Florida's pristine shoreline saying that if God had intended for oil to be pumped from Florida's shores, he would have made it easier to get legislation passed in the Florida...
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Funny story: Facebook sets the records straight

Facebook sets the records straight

Sweeping reform in the UK today as PM David Cameron announces plans that Facebook will replace public records. "It's so obvious really." Cameron stated "It's been staring us in the face for so long and I had one of those Eureka moments. Funnily en...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics start own airline!

SuBo fanatics start own airline!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced they are to start their own airline. Fanatics Airline Industries Limited (FAIL), to be informally known as Red Scarf Airways, will only fly fanatics to SuBo concerts around the worl...
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Funny story: LeBron: Winning "isn't everything"

LeBron: Winning "isn't everything"

MIAMI, FL (TS) - Last month LeBron James made a decision that sent ramifications throughout the NBA; sending free agent players to different cities around the league, leaving fans jaded, an owner calling for James' head, and his home city destroyed.
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Funny story: Ship loaded with Tamil Tigers enters western Canadian waters. Siegfried & Roy form welcoming committee

Ship loaded with Tamil Tigers enters western Canadian waters. Siegfried & Roy form welcoming committee

12 NAUTICAL MILES OFF THE COAST OF BRITISH COLUMBIA: Ahoy there!! A Thai cargo ship loaded with its illegal cargo of Tamil Tigers is expected to enter Canadian territorial waters early Friday. In preparation for their arrival, Sher Khan, Canada'...
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Funny story: New 2010 Film Review

New 2010 Film Review

The latest film being made in the UK, by 'Connumall Films Ltd', is being produced at Westminster, with external shoots in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Brussels. The producer is The Rt Hon David Cameron MP, who got his acting skills at Eton. The lead is to be played by The Rt Hon Nick (in-at-last)Clegg MP. The Director, The Rt Hon William Hague MP, who years ago directed another disaster mov...
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Funny story: The Shocking Reason That The Housewives of Little Rock Was Canned

The Shocking Reason That The Housewives of Little Rock Was Canned

HOLLYWOOD - The production company that produces the "Housewives of" series was making plans to start casting for their latest show, The Housewives of Little Rock. Production company spokesperson Howard K. Crownsound, said that the shows producer...
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Funny story: Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

Two of America's Top Lip Synchers Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson Say Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent Is Not Lip Syncing

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, who are two of the most famous lip syncers in the nation, both agree that little 10-year-old Jackie Evancho of America's Got Talent is really singing and not lip syncing as millions of nationwide v...
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Funny story: Frustrated Lou Piniella grabs beer, activates emergency slide in dugout

Frustrated Lou Piniella grabs beer, activates emergency slide in dugout

SAN FRANCISCO, CA-Following an 8-7 loss to the San Francisco Giants, their 67th of the season, Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella "snapped" according to witnesses. Piniella cursed out the Cubs organization on the P.A. system before grabbing a case...
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Funny story: O'Neill wanted Milner fee to, "Do up kitchen."

O'Neill wanted Milner fee to, "Do up kitchen."

The reasons why former Aston Villa manager, Martin O'Neill, suddenly departed the club last week have been revealed by a variety of reliable sources. O'Neill apparently met with chairman, Randy Lerner, for a meeting to discuss how the £20million...
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Funny story: Wikileaks Publishes All 92,000 Names and Addresses Withheld By Penthouse Forum

Wikileaks Publishes All 92,000 Names and Addresses Withheld By Penthouse Forum

Wikileaks today published all 92,000 names and addresses that have been withheld by request by Penthouse Forum since the column began appearing in Penthouse Magazine in 1965. The publication has shocked a world that assumed that all Penthouse Forum s...
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