Funny story: President To Discuss Breast Appreciation Day With Nation's School Kids

President To Discuss Breast Appreciation Day With Nation's School Kids

In a taped Video broadcast to the nation's school children, on what for many will be their first day at school, President Obama will discuss the importance of Observing Nation Breast Appreciation Day, Monday, September 28th. In the accompanying cu...
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Funny story: Bra Companies to Participate in National Breast Appreciation Day

Bra Companies to Participate in National Breast Appreciation Day

Manufacturers of brassieres have announced that they will participate in the celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day on Monday, September 28th. They will provide discounting to all department and clothing outlets and retailers and all bras s...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Explains National Breast Appreciation Day

George W. Bush Explains National Breast Appreciation Day

Former United States President George W. Bush explained the reasoning behind National Breast Appreciation Day to reporters, describing the reasoning behind an event that will now be celebrated in more than thirty countries. The holiday is scheduled...
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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Announced

National Breast Appreciation Day Announced

People checking out their calendars might notice that Monday, September 28th, has been named as National Breast Awareness Day. The event is not tied to breast cancer, but to the appreciation of that part of the female anatomy. Research shows that...
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Funny story: "Achtung! Nein, nein, nein!" numerology shocker

"Achtung! Nein, nein, nein!" numerology shocker

London - (Rioters): Hellfire Club pornbrokers are calling in the IOUs this week ahead of Wednesday's apocalyptic 9/9/9 numerology. Starting with half a dozen Canary Wharf smug bastards who have grown fat perpetrating the myth of Hong Kong's repatr...
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Funny story: Rabbis Fighting Over Breastfeeding On Yom Kippur, Which Falls On National Breast Appreciation Day

Rabbis Fighting Over Breastfeeding On Yom Kippur, Which Falls On National Breast Appreciation Day

In New York City, a religious question has led to a cleavage between two major groups over whether or not breast feeding is allowed on Yom Kippur, a national day of fasting for most Jews. Since this year's "National Breast Appreciation Day" just h...
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Funny story: Van Jones Smear Campaign Woes

Van Jones Smear Campaign Woes

Right Wing Supporters were desperate to get their point across as they hid outside the White House waiting for Van Jones. Startled at their sudden appearance, Van Jones says suprise was what kept him from fighting back, as he was viscously smeare...
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Funny story: White House Press Room Food Fight Provoked by Robert Gibbs: Just Another Mess for Obama!

White House Press Room Food Fight Provoked by Robert Gibbs: Just Another Mess for Obama!

Washington, DC/ Healthy Choice News - A red faced, bloated, corpulent Robert Gibbs, this administration's spokesman and apologist, touched off an international incident this afternoon when he accused the Press of acting like participants in 'Animal...
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Funny story: Birmingham Riots linked to small penis syndrome

Birmingham Riots linked to small penis syndrome

A planned demonstration in Birmingham against literacy and being a bit "fey", by The Ignorance Defence League, resulted in angry clashes with teachers and librarians at the weekend. Gangs of men and youths, whom Police believe may be latent homose...
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Funny story: Disney Purchase Of Marvel Comics Affecting Future Movies, Comics

Disney Purchase Of Marvel Comics Affecting Future Movies, Comics

With the purchase of Marvel Comics by Disney, several changes are bound to take place as, along with DC Comics, Marvel has supplied the world with many a superhero while Disney went more for the youth market with Donald Duck, Pluto, etc. For insta...
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Funny story: Man discovered Hiding Between Walls of the White House

Man discovered Hiding Between Walls of the White House

Washington, DC - Secret Service agents thought perhaps the noises they heard emanating from behind the walls of the White House were perhaps one of the fabled White House ghosts. Agent Richard Millhouse swore he heard the ghost of Abraham Lincoln exc...
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Funny story: Alcohol Banned at U.S. Embassy in Kabul

Alcohol Banned at U.S. Embassy in Kabul

"The U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan has banned alcohol and assigned American personnel to watch over the embassy's security guards following allegations of lewd behavior and sexual misconduct at their living quarters." CBS news reported today. An uni...
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Funny story: Kindergarten Kids Burst Out Laughing After Obama Speech

Kindergarten Kids Burst Out Laughing After Obama Speech

Philadelphia PA-- Little children at the Liberation Kindergarten School were forced to watch President Barack Obama give a speech to them during school time today. President Obama wanted to talk to them and then have the kids write about how wonderf...
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Funny story: DJ Moyles Bids To Be Saviour Of Jordan's Career

DJ Moyles Bids To Be Saviour Of Jordan's Career

DJ Chris Moyles, the self-professed 'saviour' of Radio and former part-time ballast for the QE2, has today selflessly offered to become the saviour of glamour girl Jordan's career, which now lies in tatters after her replica milkbags were chewed off...
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Funny story: Les Barrettes Day

Les Barrettes Day

LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Editor, I personally believe America has gone way too far in recognizing the customs and holidays of other countries. First of all, they have something called Sand Veil and Tyin' Day, which I guess is called that because of all those people that either get engaged or married on it. Good heavens, people go crazy, buying all kinds of flowers, candy and jewelry. Th...
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Funny story: I don't want to swim with dolphins

I don't want to swim with dolphins

I like dolphins and I like swimming but I just don't want to put the two together. Intellectually, I have an inferiority complex when it comes to these sea mammals. Just give me something more stupid, like a sheep or a chicken and I'll swim with it. Or maybe goldfish. The American Navy used them to seek out sea mines so I suppose they were the first suicide bombers in a way. this is essentially a...
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Funny story: The Bee Gees reform and ask Dame Vera Lynn to "Zimmerframe along"

The Bee Gees reform and ask Dame Vera Lynn to "Zimmerframe along"

The highly respected dead Bee Gees are to reform and the ones that are still alive might just go along for the Bucks! Also, Dame Vera Lynn has been asked to do vocals on her zimmerframe! (Reason: Vera Lynn is currently rocketing up the UK charts w...
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Funny story: Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky' satellite filmed Maddie in Libya?

Chinese 'spy-in-the-sky' satellite filmed Maddie in Libya?

Nanjinxed, China - (X-Files): China's Purple Patch Observatory is to release its 2009 solar eclipse footage after a rogue UFO was reassessed as a possible sighting of Madeleine McCann. The 40 second clip shows Maddie dressed in traditional Libya...
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Funny story: Honesty Test is actually useful!

Honesty Test is actually useful!

An 'Honesty test' being trialled by a UK University has provided some surprising results which are now helping the UK Government in the fight against spies. Dr Miles Dempsey explains his team's attempt to prove the Honesty Test is not a complete...
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Funny story: £200,000 Robbery Re-enactment Ends In £200,000 Robbery

£200,000 Robbery Re-enactment Ends In £200,000 Robbery

A expert team of crime investigators who staged a re-enactment of a violent £200,000 armed robbery in a Kensington high street last month, were left with egg on their faces when the 'robbers' escaped with £200,000-worth of jewellery. The incident...
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Funny story: Gerry Adams joins U-turn craze

Gerry Adams joins U-turn craze

As political U-turns swept across the United Kingdom as fast as the Labour government were sweeping expenses frauds under the carpet, Provisional Sinn Fein president and former Chief of Staff of the Provisional IRA Gerry Adams became the latest polit...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown to sue Ted Kennedy

Gordon Brown to sue Ted Kennedy

Following on from our beloved leader's brave decision to pursue the liberal people's benefactor and purveyor of quality oils/terrorist and member of the Axis of Evil (delete as appropriate), Colonel Gaddafi, on behalf of the victims of the IRA; Gordo...
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Funny story: Troll Apprehended with Nick Fun's Stars

Troll Apprehended with Nick Fun's Stars

Redmond - A foul smelling troll was apprehended today by Redmond police in possession of a large number of stars believed to belong to Nick Fun, a writer for the satirical web site TheSpoof.com Based on an anonymous tip from a man known only as JO...
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Funny story: Mickey In Domestic Abuse Horror!

Mickey In Domestic Abuse Horror!

Horrific scenes unfolded last night as Mickey Mouse was arrested for domestic abuse. The normally happy-go lucky rodent showed his dangerous and ugly side as he kicked the shit out of his wife Minnie and his dog friend Goofy. Minnie is recoveri...
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Funny story: George Bush Answers Musical Question By Creedence Clearwater Revival

George Bush Answers Musical Question By Creedence Clearwater Revival

Former President George W. Bush has decided that he is tired of a question from Creedence Clearwater Revival that they have been asking him for over 40 years. Dubya said "You'd think that they'd get tired of asking me, but they have persistipated in...
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Funny story: "Church of England Connected To Hardcore Porn" Allegation

"Church of England Connected To Hardcore Porn" Allegation

A hard-hitting documentary to be shown on national television tonight promises to 'lift the lid' on the alleged connection between Archbishop Dr Rowan Boat, and the seedy world of the hardcore pornography industry. In the third part of his series...
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Funny story: Man with The World's Smallest Penis Arrested For Flashing

Man with The World's Smallest Penis Arrested For Flashing

Known as the man with the world's smallest penis, Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) was arrested Friday for flashing. "It was all a big mistake", Penis told the National Inquisitor. "I ain't got nothing to show." Apparently it all starte...
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Funny story: Residents Angered By Increase In Road Humps And Cameras

Residents Angered By Increase In Road Humps And Cameras

Residents of a Devon suburb are becoming increasingly concerned at the number of road humps and cameras appearing in their neighbourhood, claiming that their presence are in fact CREATING significant hazards for both motorists as well as pedestrians.
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Funny story: Dominic Cork retires from all forms of Warming Up

Dominic Cork retires from all forms of Warming Up

News of more Cricketers giving up part or all parts of the game so that they can concentrate on other parts or no parts of the game were released today, much to the frustration of all cricket lovers. Following Ricky Ponting's announcement that he...
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Funny story: Man With Blog Deemed Inconsequential By All

Man With Blog Deemed Inconsequential By All

An unknown blogger with moderate talent was berated by both friends and neighbours earlier today following news that his blog was both uninteresting and unimportant. "The truth shall set ye free," misquoted the disgruntled Blogger in a pseudo-pres...
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Funny story: Jordan Floored In Gipsy Boxer Attack

Jordan Floored In Gipsy Boxer Attack

A terrified Jordan (real name Katie 'Cut' Price) was floored during an attack by a Gipsy boxer last night. And friends say that it was Alex Reid, the cage-fighting boyfriend of the 31 year old glamour girl and sometime flotation device, who was en...
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Funny story: Arsenals injuries caused by translation error - Merde!

Arsenals injuries caused by translation error - Merde!

As the injury curse of Arsenal Football club returns year after year like the terminal repetition of friends on satellite Television, an explanation can be finally found for why Thomas Rosicky's legs appear to be made of Cadburys Flakes and why Johan...
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Funny story: Lola McCola has National Football Star Arrested

Lola McCola has National Football Star Arrested

SAN DIEGO, CA - National Football linebacker Shawne Merrihands was arrested early Sunday for allegedly choking his chicken in front of reality show star Lola McCola, police said. Authorities responded to a call at about 3:45 a.m. Sunday from a wom...
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Funny story: Great White Sharks Tag Massachusetts Marine Fisheries Workers

Great White Sharks Tag Massachusetts Marine Fisheries Workers

CAPE COD, MA - The Massachusetts Division of Marine Fisheries has been tagged by two great white sharks off Cape Cod, state officials said Sunday. Friday evening's event marked the first time a great white shark has successfully tagged a human in...
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Funny story: Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson's Humanitarian Record

Marilyn Manson Purchases Michael Jackson's Humanitarian Record

LOS ANGELES, CA - In an effort to raise money to pay for the King of Pop's funeral, the cash-strapped Jackson family auctioned off Michael's humanitarian record today to the highest bidder. Going once, going twice... Sold, to Marilyn Manson! Th...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

POINT BARROW, Alaska (ABSNN) - Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, filed a law suit in the Pt. Barrow Federal Courthouse that charges "severe emotional distress" caused by John McCain's campaign staff that spent nearly $100,000.00 on slinky clot...
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Funny story: G20 Leaders Reach Agreement in Record Time

G20 Leaders Reach Agreement in Record Time

The leaders of the G20 have today decided to follow the trend set by previous G20 summits by agreeing to agree. A spokesman stated that, "We have decided that it is in the best interests of all of us if we simply decide to agree rather than pissi...
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Funny story: Rooney wants to introduce three pointer in football.

Rooney wants to introduce three pointer in football.

Wayne Rooney, ugly, has suggested in a frank interview with lard-arse Martin Samuel, in the early hours of Sunday morning, that football should introduce a three pointer or a "three goaler", in his own words. He believes that football should follo...
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Funny story: Declaration of a Mad Spoofer's Wife to Mark Revealed

Declaration of a Mad Spoofer's Wife to Mark Revealed

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: At his retirement party, silly me Mrs. Macadamia, gave Philbert a copy of Spoofing for Dummies by Mark Lowton, the infamous Editor in Chief of TheSpoof.com. Since Philbert was already a punster, which is bad enough, the...
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Funny story: Lowton Gets 200 Years for Speeding Ticket

Lowton Gets 200 Years for Speeding Ticket

Impresario, bon vivant and mastermind behind TheSpoof.com took a fall from grace this week as he was sentenced to two-hundred years in prison for a speeding ticket twenty kilometers over the limit on the M1. Lowton refused to pay the fine given by...
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