Funny story: Jon & Kate Gosselin Attempt To Join Mile-High Club Before Divorce Final?

Jon & Kate Gosselin Attempt To Join Mile-High Club Before Divorce Final?

After months of speculation, the 10-year marriage of Jon & Kate Plus 8's stars Kate and Jon Gosselin appears to be coming to an end, or so my sources tell me. However, they may have just given it one last try, although according to the passengers...
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Funny story: Grandma Lee Rushed To The Hospital

Grandma Lee Rushed To The Hospital

HOLLYWOOD - Grandma Lee one of the America's Got Talent finalists was suddenly rushed to L.A.'s Zsa Zsa Gabor Accentuated Hospital complaining of a bellyache. The 75-year old Jacksonville, Florida grandmother was eating a bowl of diet pablum when...
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Funny story: Brown grows balls after Spoof campaign

Brown grows balls after Spoof campaign

Gordon Brown, British Prime Minister, Irish Republican Sympathiser and notorious player of the pink Oboe, has made a massive back-peddling motion over Libyan support for Irish Terror gangs. Revelations that the Prime Minister previously told camp...
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Funny story: Cockfight Between UK and USA Looking Increasingly Likely As Peace Initiative Breaks Down

Cockfight Between UK and USA Looking Increasingly Likely As Peace Initiative Breaks Down

The threat of an impending cockfight between the USA and the UK appeared to have been averted today, with UK Premier Brown stating that he had never intended to challenge President Obummer to a cockfight, much less a full scale invasion. "My words...
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Funny story: IRA victims criticise PM on America

IRA victims criticise PM on America

Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
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Funny story: White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

Chatham,Ma/ Woods Hole Oceanographic News - In a final lifting of his middle finger to the constituents that paid his way for over 55 years, deceased Senator Edward M. Kennedy had one parting shot to ruin labor day for millions on Cape Cod. Report...
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Funny story: Bill Clinton To Pose Nude For Playgal Magazine

Bill Clinton To Pose Nude For Playgal Magazine

New York, NY-- Look for Bill Clinton next month like you've never seen him before. The ex-president is posing au natural in next month's issue of Playgal. Bill 'Mr. August' Clinton will be showing all of his distinguishable characteristics when the...
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Funny story: Chickens Come Home to Roost at White House, Then Disappear: Voodoo or Frogmore Stew?

Chickens Come Home to Roost at White House, Then Disappear: Voodoo or Frogmore Stew?

Washington,DC/ Cooking with Emeril/ BAM/BAM! - An unholy host of czars and other big time DEMS have been caught on TV mouthing absolute bizarre rants, and their antics have opened Pandora's Hen House and , as Rev. Wright once said, "them chickens are...
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Funny story: Prince Harry Turns To TV Hypnotist

Prince Harry Turns To TV Hypnotist

Prince Harry has turned to TV hypnotist Paul McConya in a last-ditch bid to break what a pal describes as "a life-long addiction". "For some years now, and indeed since I first met him at Eton, Harry has loved a fag," said long-time chum and regim...
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Funny story: Obama's Black 'Green Adviser' Turns Red and Resigns

Obama's Black 'Green Adviser' Turns Red and Resigns

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama's chief executive senior environmental adviser Vanitell Jones has turned in his resignation. Jones, who goes by Basketball Jones, reportedly wanted more money than what the Obama administration was paying him.
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Funny story: Obama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government

Obama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government

While the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government has sufficed for over 200 years, President Barack Obama has created a fourth branch to deal with the civilization and society of the modern world. Said Obama, "back when the found...
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Funny story: Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street

New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...
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Funny story: How to survive rain in Autumn

How to survive rain in Autumn

If you are putting a coat on your child, make sure you write to the BBC first or the regulatory body which controls the manufacture of rain. I would also advise that you take any coat to a laboratory for testing and file an email with the European Court of Human Rights explaining; 'I do understand that the freedom to wear purple muvva fucka trainers is a right of my child but at the same time I do...
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Funny story: No cover up over release of Ali al-Megrahi says Brown

No cover up over release of Ali al-Megrahi says Brown

Answering a claim of a cover up over the release of Ali a-Megrahi, Prime Minister Gordon Brown asserted: "I have been totally transparent. I transparently chose not to mention that I'd said 'we don't want him to die in prison' and further to that...
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Funny story: Funeral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents

Funeral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents

The Shaw-Blackham-Robb-Watson Funeral Parlors have informed Rogers, Arkansas Police that they have discovered old people who die in the local Sunny Days Retirement Center and Nursing Home have been tattooed. Chuck Robb, one of the owners of the fune...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star in "The Hors D'oeuvres"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star in "The Hors D'oeuvres"

LONDON - Two of the most popular individuals on the face of the Earth, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to start filming a new motion picture The Hors D'oeuvres. The latest offering from famed British director Sir Alfred Burgess Braxt...
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Funny story: Democrats New Health Care Strategy: If it don't fit, force it!

Democrats New Health Care Strategy: If it don't fit, force it!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama called together a meeting of the top Democratic Party Leaders from the House and Senate and unveiled his new strategy for passing Universal Health Care in this session of congress. Known as "If it don'...
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Funny story: Boogertown Has (Is) A Wreck

Boogertown Has (Is) A Wreck

Boogertown Mayor Halls met with the city council last night for four hours about who called who a Democrat first. Suddenly the council members noticed that Mayor Halls had left the building. Halls was later found sitting in front of the Silver War Statue outside the courthouse Indian style playing a game of checkers with a rabbit and crying. When asked what was wrong, Hall stated that "he k...
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Funny story: San Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!

San Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!

Los Angeles,Ca/ Doomsday News - In yet another apocalyptic scenario, the History Channel reported last night that the end is near for most of California and the nation's butt crack is doomed to slide off into the pacific. Weather channel minister...
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Funny story: Leann Rimes with What

Leann Rimes with What

Freshly divorced from husband Deane Sheremet of seven years Leann Rimes was spotted with actor Kevin What in Cabo San Lucas on her birthday sparking rumours that the two are a couple. Kevin who hails from Georgia has mostly played bit parts in mo...
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Funny story: Publisher Mark Lowton Freed After Missing 12 Months! Held as Sex Slave in Shetland Isles Herring Factory!

Publisher Mark Lowton Freed After Missing 12 Months! Held as Sex Slave in Shetland Isles Herring Factory!

Portsmouth,UK/ Naval Debriefing Station - After 12 months in captivity, subjected to the most vile of interrogation techniques, missing Spoof Icon, Publisher, and Toasted Cheese Spokesman, Mark Lowton was returned to civilization. Appearing slight...
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Funny story: Blockbuster Trade: Team Obama Sends 'Green Czar' Van Jones to Team Venezuela for 2 Community Organizers to Be Named Later Plus Cash!

Blockbuster Trade: Team Obama Sends 'Green Czar' Van Jones to Team Venezuela for 2 Community Organizers to Be Named Later Plus Cash!

Caracas, Venezuela/ Futbol News - Team Venezuela Owner, Coach and Manager Hugo Chavez is said to be exuberant today after acquiring the services of multi-talented rabble rouser and shit stirrer, Van Jones after Jones was finally expelled on multiple...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson Disappearance: Mystery Solved

Jeremy Clarkson Disappearance: Mystery Solved

A full scale search was mounted by police yesterday following a report that broadcaster, journalist and self-obsessed lunatic Jeremy Clarkson had gone missing whilst filming a new series of motoring programme, 'Top Drear'. Half a dozen motoring af...
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Funny story: General McChrystal-Meth ups Taliban drug war ante

General McChrystal-Meth ups Taliban drug war ante

Tora Bora - (Bong-Hits-4-Osama Mess): NATO farces commander General McChrystal has vowed to end Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association turf wars with a lucrative Kabulshit narcotics contract. The Pentagon-inspired policy upgrade offers an immediate...
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Funny story: Thatcher 'close to death' neighbours warn

Thatcher 'close to death' neighbours warn

London - (Rotters): Residents at an exclusive Chester Square apartment block claim former UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher is close to blowing herself up "if everything proceeds according to plan". The news comes after the block's vermin extermi...
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Funny story: Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!

Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy. Flo...
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Funny story: Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

QUITO, Ecuador - A tree-hugging judge presiding over a $27 billion environmental lawsuit against Chevroil recused himself from the case Friday to allow legal proceedings to continue uninterrupted, said Ecuadorian officials. Earlier this week, Che...
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Funny story: Obama stages his very own My Pet Goat moment

Obama stages his very own My Pet Goat moment

Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): "If it worked for Dubya it sure as hell will work for me!" That's how President Barack Obama described Tuesday's televised schools' address in a maneuver modelled largely on George W Bush's 9/11 storybook reading at...
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Funny story: Chloe: "Dad Called Me A F**king Idiot!"

Chloe: "Dad Called Me A F**king Idiot!"

The wild child daughter of TV's Richard Milady and Judy Vinaigrette revealed today how her dad 'exploded with rage' when she told him she'd crashed her car after boozing on cocktails. "He yelled at me, 'you f**king idiot,'" sobbed Chloe Milady. "W...
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Funny story: Robbie Williams and Amy Win(g)ehouse duet with a cover of the Y.M.C.A classic by those only gays in the Village, People, called "It's fun to be at the RE.H.A.B!

Robbie Williams and Amy Win(g)ehouse duet with a cover of the Y.M.C.A classic by those only gays in the Village, People, called "It's fun to be at the RE.H.A.B!

Jaggedone, on his great day has decided to (hopefully) enter the very exclusive "Spoof 100 club" with a special "Bash" revealing the astonishing news that Robbie and Amy are to release a blockbusting single from Robbie's new album called "Its'fun to...
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Funny story: Vanished Channel ship carried arms for the Vatican

Vanished Channel ship carried arms for the Vatican

Atlantic Ocean - (Bermuda Triangle Mess): The Arctic Semen freighter that vanished last month during a Channel No 5 maritime fiasco was carrying a secret whorde of nuclear weapons bound for the Vatican according to Mossad reports. The Tel Aviv age...
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Funny story: IRA vetoed Libyan payout to Gordon Brown victims

IRA vetoed Libyan payout to Gordon Brown victims

London - (Rioters): Global Piss Process scumbags personally vetoed Colonel Gadaffi's compensation moves to London 7/7 bombing victims 'because it might have jeopardised snake oil deals with Al-Qaeda'. Instead victims' families were offered a ch...
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Funny story: The kids all have IRA passports thanks to Good Friday Agreement says Cherie

The kids all have IRA passports thanks to Good Friday Agreement says Cherie

London - (Blarneybollox): Proud mum Cherie Blair has regaled an astonished TV show audience with more fiction about her rubbish family's achievements. The daughter of Margaret Thatcher and Robert MaxwellI RIP credited the legendary Lick (sic) of t...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown is spineless - Revelation

Gordon Brown is spineless - Revelation

Gordon Brown refused to press Colonel Muammar Gaddafi to compensate IRA bomb victims amid concerns it may upset relations with Libya & Gerry Adams and that he may be taken off the Colonel's Christmas Card list, it has emerged. Gordon Brown di...
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Funny story: Top Gear Future Assured - We've Moved On Say Jezza And Subo

Top Gear Future Assured - We've Moved On Say Jezza And Subo

There has been a spring in Jeremy Clarkson's step since his reconciliation with Susan Boyle. Several Relate counsellors have burned out in the tortuous negotiations but it is in no small way due to their advice that Jezza and Subo will now walk ha...
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Funny story: San Francisco Peanut Butter Colonic Alert Elevated to Yellow

San Francisco Peanut Butter Colonic Alert Elevated to Yellow

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The city of San Francisco has begun mobilizing for an imminent wave of peanut butter enemas on the heels of an article recently published at The Spoof, said P. Ross Tate, a city official. "San Francisco has a... Oh, I don't kno...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys To Adopt Malcolm McClaren 'Cowboys Cocks' Logo

Dallas Cowboys To Adopt Malcolm McClaren 'Cowboys Cocks' Logo

The NFL's Dallas Cowboys, better known as America's Team, are to make a change to their famous logo on their helmets this season, dispensing with their traditional Blue One-star crest, and replacing it with Sex Pistols' manager Malcolm McClaren's inf...
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Funny story: A new Sherlock Ohms Mystery Discovered

A new Sherlock Ohms Mystery Discovered

London UK: While doing some research on the famous author Sir Arthur Colyn Doyle, creator of Sherlock Ohms, a researcher found a hidden unpublished manuscript. The unearthed story begins with Mrs. Butterworth the housekeeper, who filters all of t...
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