Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard Held at Area 51

Jaycee Lee Dugard Held at Area 51

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA In a press conference at the FBI's Los Angeles office, Tina Dugard, the maternal aunt of Jaycee Lee Dugard, the California woman who mysteriously disappeared eighteen years ago, revealed that Jaycee has been sequestered along wi...
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Funny story: Controversial Obama School Speech to Introduce New Presidential Youth Program

Controversial Obama School Speech to Introduce New Presidential Youth Program

President Barack Obama's scheduled speech to the nation's school children, scheduled for September 8th, will introduce his new national youth program. The group, called The Obama Youth For Change, will be open to all school age children and will inv...
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Funny story: Zombie Sightings Reported at Michael Jackson's Nighttime Funeral

Zombie Sightings Reported at Michael Jackson's Nighttime Funeral

Glendale, California - They're back. Well at least for a few minutes anyway before they were all dispatched back to the netherworld from which they originated. I am, of course, talking about "The International 'Thriller' Tributary Dance Troop" that m...
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Funny story: Musharraf to sing "I will survive" on Britain's Got Talent. Says "I'll be bigger star than Shaheen Jaffargholi".

Musharraf to sing "I will survive" on Britain's Got Talent. Says "I'll be bigger star than Shaheen Jaffargholi".

LONDON -UK: Holed up in his pricey London flat a bored Musharraf said he would be a contestant on BTG. Twiddling his thumbs as he practiced his tabla routine the pudgy Generalissimo smirked, "Dafinately I will be 150% better than that Iranian chap S...
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Funny story: American Kids Blast Right Back at Conservatives

American Kids Blast Right Back at Conservatives

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A firestorm erupted this week as schoolchildren blasted conservative efforts to portray President Obama's "pep talk to America's students" as a way to spread his radical ideology. The address planned for Tuesday, said Obama, is...
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Funny story: The Punch & Break Heard Around Boise

The Punch & Break Heard Around Boise

BOISE, Idaho -- An ugly performance by Oregon in a 19-8 loss at Boise State on Thursday night turned uglier immediately after the game when Duck senior running back LeGarrette Blount broke his hand after punching Bronco linebacker Byron Hout. Blo...
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Funny story: Toads Prefer Pepsi

Toads Prefer Pepsi

Florida - Pepsi has announced that in a blind taste test eight out of ten toads prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola. The taste test took place in Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge this summer during evenings over a two week period. Cola cans of Pepsi a...
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Funny story: The 2009 Little League World Series Follow Up Review

The 2009 Little League World Series Follow Up Review

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - The Little League team from Chula Vista, California captured the 2009 Little League Championship by defeating Chinese Taipei 6 to 3. This year's event featured several interesting incidents which were clearly captured...
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Funny story: Chicken Little Pissed At Glenn Beck

Chicken Little Pissed At Glenn Beck

Louisville, KY - Freaking people out used to be her domain. "The irrational, angry mob always came to me," said Chicken Little. "Now they've got internet and that G**damn Glenn Beck. No one can hear my clucking over his temper tantrums." Little...
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Funny story: Mothman Breaks Up Brad And Angie

Mothman Breaks Up Brad And Angie

Hollywood CA-- A bizarre extraterrestrial has just broken up Hollywood's hottest couple--Brad Armpit and Angelina Oily. Brad packed his bags this morning and left the smelly one-bedroom apartment he shared with Angie and their 1,108 adopted kids. He...
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Funny story: Fried Butter Added to Food Pyramid: Starlets Rejoice

Fried Butter Added to Food Pyramid: Starlets Rejoice

In a story likely to reach into the very hearts of America and beyond, the Federal Nutrition Council today added fried butter to the food pyramid. Following its introduction at the prestigious foodie event, The Texas State Fair, experts declared the...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Buried 50 Years Too Late

Michael Jackson Buried 50 Years Too Late

Los Angeles, CA - According to noted snooty theatre critic and Hollywood gossip columnist, Smedley Laflame Esq., Michael Jackson, A.K.A. The King of Pop, was buried 50 years too late. Said Mr. Laflame, "Imagine if you will a world unencumbered by...
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Funny story: World awaits with baited breath, for Robbie Williams to exit the closet with his latest single!

World awaits with baited breath, for Robbie Williams to exit the closet with his latest single!

Is he or is he not? This question may be answered when ex-boy band member, Robbie "Rear sex with a bottle" Williams releases his latest single! The world's pop press and Robbies trillions of very deaf fans can't wait to see if Robbie is going to d...
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Funny story: Marijuana Smoke Fills Space Shuttle

Marijuana Smoke Fills Space Shuttle

Outer Space-- The space-shuttle Discovery was filled with a thick cloud of marijuana smoke early today. Chief astronaut, Major Anthony Nelson, reported to Houston Control that the shuttle was filling up with very sweet smelling gray smoke. Major Nel...
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Funny story: The totally, utterly maniac Spoof team exposed on St.Jagged's alias Jaggedone's blogsite!

The totally, utterly maniac Spoof team exposed on St.Jagged's alias Jaggedone's blogsite!

Warning! This piece of shit was written under a bridge in Amsterdam, whilst fucking stoned, it's not fit for human consumption but better than Nitschke! (being totally subjective, Adolf!) Avid and true Jaggedone's, St.Jagged has been travelling the cyber universe and has now returned from his billion mile travelling stints to reveal the TRUTH about where St.Jagged (disguised as Jaggedone!) has...
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Funny story: North Pole Melting Blamed On Santa Discovering Viagra

North Pole Melting Blamed On Santa Discovering Viagra

Al Gore was rocked on his heels..taken aback..well, he blinked twice, by the news that the cause of global warming that is melting ice shelves are not the result of factory pollution after all but to Santa Claus and his male elves discovering Viagra...
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Funny story: Obama to Address Schoolchildren: Right-Wingers Aghast

Obama to Address Schoolchildren: Right-Wingers Aghast

A searing report from mid-America shows local mothers, wringing their hands and sobbing quietly as the possibility that the purity of their children will be irreparably damaged by being forced to listen to an address by the President. Fearing the...
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Funny story: Obama To Tackle Joblessness - Death Panels to Be Hired

Obama To Tackle Joblessness - Death Panels to Be Hired

Reports were released today that the Obama administration, working in cooperation with Congressional Republicans, will introduce legislation to put stimulus money to work and get the economy moving again. Citing the need for well staffed death panels...
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Funny story: Jordan: Pete Has Mystery Woman

Jordan: Pete Has Mystery Woman

An apparently unhinged Jordan slammed, blasted, rapped and hit out at estranged hubby Peter Andre yesterday, during an emotional performance on breakfast television. The 31-year old glamour girl and professional attention-seeker -real name Katie...
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Funny story: Supermarket Launches New Products For Their "Value" Line

Supermarket Launches New Products For Their "Value" Line

Consumers across the UK have today joyfully greeted a supermarket's decision to launch a new range of "Value" products. In these difficult financial times, pressure had been placed up the managing director to incorporate a new range of "Value" pro...
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Funny story: "Strictly" To Fill The Void In Bid To Raise Ratings

"Strictly" To Fill The Void In Bid To Raise Ratings

Television executives have today announced how they plan to fill the 200 hours of airtime left vacant when the next series of the 'reality' show 'Big Brother', the last, ends next Autumn. "It was hard; very hard, in fact. In the end it was a toss...
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Funny story: Art Garfunkel Accused Of Faking Death After CD Release

Art Garfunkel Accused Of Faking Death After CD Release

Apparently taking notice of all the Michael Jackson records flying off the shelf, singer Art Garfunkel admitted to faking his own death to get people to purchase his CD, "The World Mourns For Garfunkel". Art, who says his lawyer has advised him to...
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Funny story: Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Antioch, Ca - (Reuterus): Police are probing reports that a Vatican satanic network which bankrolled Ronnie Raygun's Calfornia gubernatorial campaign also shielded monster Philip Garrido. "Jaycee Dugard's abductor is shaping up to be Pope Joe Rat...
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Funny story: Dog days in the White House: Bo's journal - Entry 4

Dog days in the White House: Bo's journal - Entry 4

Boy, did I sleep good last night after my day out with Max and meeting Misty.I somehow knew we would become life long friends, and soul mates, I just didn't know yet how that was going to happen due to my current situation of being held hostage by a family who really didn't understand what 'having a pet really means. Things seemed to be going from bad to worse around 'the house', and old Barry...
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Funny story: Cash for farmers?

Cash for farmers?

Eldon, IO - A bizarre report from the police in this small farming town reveals the extent of the economic devastation in America today. A farmer, one Ron Cockhand, was caught with a chicken that he was torturing. He was force feeding liquid sand...
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Funny story: Global Warming - You'll never win!

Global Warming - You'll never win!

The poor British summer has been blamed on global warming. Presses, however, were ready for this and had two stories to run with: "Poor British Summer Caused by Global Warming" and "Great British Summer Caused by Global Warming." So you'd better just roll over and pay your carbon taxes and accept all the Nazi / Soviet style police state controls over every aspect of your life and let the enviro...
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Funny story: The Arctic: Arena for the Final Battle

The Arctic: Arena for the Final Battle

Frank Miller put's himself in the thick of the escalating conflict; the battle for the Arctic's soul. UN and Global Policy At the end of their 3 day stop in the Arctic, (see the Spoof News article "UN arrives at Arctic on day 12 of sellout world tour") global rock stars UN and their charismatic lead singer Ban Ki-Moon have proved again that world class celebrities can change government policy.
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Funny story: Budget Airline To Make Drastic Cuts

Budget Airline To Make Drastic Cuts

Budget airline EasyJetters have announced that they are being forced into taking what they describe as the "right commercial decisions" in the light of the 25% increase in landing charges at Luton Airport over the past three years. In what are lik...
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Funny story: Los Angeles Wildfire Started by Firefly

Los Angeles Wildfire Started by Firefly

Los Angeles, CA - As hellfire engulfed much of Hollywood and destroyed over 10 billion dollars' worth of movie lots and Asian massage parlors, officials investigating the cause of the blaze have determined the cause: a firefly. Living up to its n...
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Funny story: New iPhone to Feature Bottle Opener

New iPhone to Feature Bottle Opener

Silicon Valley, CA - In front of a crowd of thousands, Steve Jobs presented the latest iteration of the best-selling iPhone, showing off its newest features including a built-in bottle opener. He demonstrated the new model by opening a bottle of Cor...
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Funny story: Obama to Speak to Nation's Prisoners

Obama to Speak to Nation's Prisoners

Washington, DC - President Obama is scheduled to give a speech this week to prisoners incarcerated across the US. The speech will be broadcast live to every medium- and high-security facility in the continental United States. The topics of the sp...
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Funny story: Swine Flu to Infect 9 Billion

Swine Flu to Infect 9 Billion

Washington, DC - Epidemiologists working for the CDC have predicted that over 9 billion people will be infected this year alone by the H1N1 virus. Using computer models and sophisticated prediction methods, researchers have concluded that the number...
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Funny story: Cost of Tea Set to Rise

Cost of Tea Set to Rise

Tea is set to become more expensive, causing panic throughout the land. Shortage of rainfall in the tea-producing nations has led to a knock on effect in our stores. Gordon Brown has already created a special committee, known as Two Sugars, which wil...
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Funny story: Chelsea Accused: "You're Just A Bunch of Thieves!"

Chelsea Accused: "You're Just A Bunch of Thieves!"

Chelsea have vowed to fight to restore their increasingly battered reputation, after further allegations were made yesterday that they are "just a bunch of thieves." In a remarkable outburst, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Fungus slammed the W...
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Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Diary

Ted Kennedy's Diary

Well, Diary, it's been a strange sort of last few days for me. First of all I'm still in the news for no reason, which isn't strange at all, seeing as Americans have never produced anyone newsworthy in over 200 years, so they need people like me and, er, that Kenyan guy to go on and on about. Makes them feel important, I guess. No, Diary, what's strange is that last Tuesday I died! Yes, I had j...
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Funny story: Man Bitten; Leftwing Plot Exposed

Man Bitten; Leftwing Plot Exposed

Much like the Teaparty Express, the leftwing cannibals are showing up to fight for their cause. However, it would appear that they intend to get a great deal more physical than their rightwing counterparts. Their slogan: Bring about peace, eat a p...
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Funny story: Ball Point Pen Attacks Communist Leader

Ball Point Pen Attacks Communist Leader

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong'il presented a letter he had written to the United Nations today announcing that "reprocessing of spent fuel rods is at its final phase and extracted plutonium is being weaponized." Addressing the state-run press,...
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Funny story: Arnold says no more IOU's

Arnold says no more IOU's

San Diego, CA - Arnold Swarznecro told the press today that California would not be issuing any more IOUs. All IOUs will now be paid in IOUIOUs. These special IOUIOU's are redemable in IOUIOUIOU's. In turn, the IOUIOUIOU's are redemable in IOUIOU...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed on Martian Surface!

Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed on Martian Surface!

HOUSTON, TX - Scientists confirmed an arse first photographed in the Cydonia region of Mars is actually a likeness of the backside of a celebrity nowhere near the end of his career - Robert Pattinson! Controversy has surrounded the so-called "Arse...
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Funny story: Cash for singles program starts Monday

Cash for singles program starts Monday

Washington, DC - President Odama announced today that a new economic stimulus program is to begin Monday. In his prepared statement to the press he stated, "People? Are you tired of carrying dollar bills around only to run out of money? Are you ti...
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Funny story: Jackson buried next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan

Jackson buried next to Jane Fonda and Nancy Reagan

Los Angeles - (Sleepy-ByeByes): A Charonesque Pisces full moon rose above Glendale's Forest Money Laundering Memorial Park on Thursday evening as the Jackson funeral cortege slid into view. The singer was being laid to rest in the gay end of the c...
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Funny story: San Francisco Incident Reported to Police

San Francisco Incident Reported to Police

San Francisco CA: SFPD received a strange 911 call emanating from a Gay Bathhouse in the downtown area of the city. Police Central immediately dispatched a patrol car to the scene. On arrival the officers found a chaotic crowd inside the bathhouse...
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Funny story: Curt Shilling Interested in Kennedy's Seat

Curt Shilling Interested in Kennedy's Seat

Boston - Retired pitcher Curt Shilling has many heads shaking in Beantown today since announcing he is interested in the seat of recently deceased senator Ted Kennedy. Why the retired athlete wants a less than noble part of Kennedy's anatomy is pu...
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