Funny story: Paul McCartney's Schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in wooden desk 52 years on

Paul McCartney's Schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in wooden desk 52 years on

The developing imagination of Sir Paul McCartney has been revealed by the chance find of a schoolboy phalic symbol found etched in a wooden desk found in storage at the young Beatles former grammar school. Former teacher Derek Digby said "it's cle...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Engaged To Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Susan Boyle Engaged To Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

New York, NY-- The Odd Couple of the decade announced their engagement to a bemused world last night in New York City. The dark-eyed dictator proposed to the silver-throated chanteuse while he was guest-hosting 'Saturday Night Live'. Susan accepted...
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Funny story: That Paul McCartney essay in full

That Paul McCartney essay in full

'Today, April the fFirst 1953, sees the glorious coronation of that remarkable and mind-bogglingly talented and famous English leader, yes, of course I mean me. From my humble beginnings of being unable to write anything but three-chord songs that a 10-year old could, I'm still writing 3 chord-songs that a 10 year-yodellayhehoo could. And how I managed to add all them classical riffs and licks...
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Funny story: David Cameron's Evil Twin: Expression of anger the natural way

David Cameron's Evil Twin: Expression of anger the natural way

The Conservatives Nazi Evil Twin project continues as the Evil Twin for David Cameron was today the victim of bad customer service and he expressed his anger by urinating on the floor of his local bank and flinging feces at the staff. "He was like...
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Funny story: Speedier test for cancer in healthcare plan now

Speedier test for cancer in healthcare plan now

WASHINGTON DC - Granny get your best dress on. This is your big night out, maybe your last night out. The new healthcare plan now includes a speedy test for cancer, and summary judgment for old folks who have a terminal case of it. According to...
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Funny story: Jaws of Life Needed to Rescue Al Gore During Debut of His New "Green Machine" Sports Sedan!

Jaws of Life Needed to Rescue Al Gore During Debut of His New "Green Machine" Sports Sedan!

Helsinki, Finland/ Sardine Can Auto News - Things went horribly wrong today during the debut of the US Taxpayer funded "Putzer', a four door hybrid sports sedan backed by Al Gore, and driven onto the stage by non other than the Green Weenie his own s...
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Funny story: Obimba thrusts his stimulus package into red light zone

Obimba thrusts his stimulus package into red light zone

WASHINGTON DC - President Obimba thrust his stimulus package into America's red light zones today as he laid out his new package to Congress. The new plan is assured to bring back the American automobile industry, especially the larger SUV and picku...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor

Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor

He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence. At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.
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Funny story: "Nude Cruise to No Where" with World Famous Spoof Writers Now Sold Out!

"Nude Cruise to No Where" with World Famous Spoof Writers Now Sold Out!

Bristol,UK/ Shipping News & Bare Boat Charters - Saying that "Capitalism is not yet dead!', noted publisher Mark Lowton of the successful TheSpoof.Com, announced today that the "Nude Cruise to No Where' he put together honoring fans of the site h...
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Funny story: Free UK Labour Prime Minister cardboard cutout kit

Free UK Labour Prime Minister cardboard cutout kit

Feeling bored at work? Used to respect British Prime Ministers, but now find them nauseating creeps? Know you could do their job a lot better than they do, but don't know what's needed for the job? Then fill out this cardboard cutout kit, and you too can lick the American President's boots!: 1. Be born in the south-east of Scotland. This narrows it down to only 1 in 120 of the UK population, bu...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan's Christmas TV Show

Bob Dylan's Christmas TV Show

Bob Dylan's Old Timey Christmas Television Special featuring: Andy Williams Cher Keith Richards June Taylor Dancers Shecky Greene Alicia Keys Miley Cyrus knock knock knockin' on santa's door, indeed... "Nobody believed I was gonna do a Christmas album and now nobody believes I filmed a Christmas show," growls a quietly defiant Bob Dylan. "I live my life and it surprises people, surp...
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Funny story: Swiss Police Arrest Roman Polanski For Sex With 13-Year-Old, Now 45.

Swiss Police Arrest Roman Polanski For Sex With 13-Year-Old, Now 45.

The Swiss Justice Ministry says director Roman Polanski is being held by Swiss authorities ahead of his possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl. However, there is much to work out first. For one...
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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle Doubles In Size, Global Warming Blamed

Bermuda Triangle Doubles In Size, Global Warming Blamed

New York, NY-- Scientists are reporting today that the infamous Bermuda Triangle has more than doubled in size in just the last two months. The Triangle now covers the entire North Atlantic and the East Coast of the United States. Global Warming i...
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Funny story: Catherine Cookson - her lost novel

Catherine Cookson - her lost novel

Catherine Cookson wrote over 2,000 books in her lifetime. All have been published in both hardback and paperback. Nearly all have been released in dramatised form on Video or DVD. Her works have been studied by generations of students throughout the...
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Funny story: Swiss cops nab Polanski on 31 year-old bust warrant

Swiss cops nab Polanski on 31 year-old bust warrant

Genevas - (Gnomes of Zurich): A lifetime achievement gong trip to the Zurich Film Fistival has ended up with moviemaker legend Roman Polanski behind bars. A 31 year-old US arrest warrant was brought out of cryogenic stasis to nab the 76 year-old f...
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Funny story: McCartney coronation essay 'a modern Dead Sea Scrolls spoof'

McCartney coronation essay 'a modern Dead Sea Scrolls spoof'

Liverpool - (Grateful Dead See Trolls): "Of course it's a spoof," chief librarian Dr Wille Dustjacket said today, "we reckon someone must have planted it for a bit of a laugh, right?" The Liverpool Central Library archivist says the 1953 essay by...
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Funny story: 'Lactics' stun Poopes; United back 'on top' of Face Sitting League.

'Lactics' stun Poopes; United back 'on top' of Face Sitting League.

Fernando Torres hit a shat-trick as Liverpool face farted troubled Hull Shitty at ANAL-field, while Merseyside neighbours Ever-on made pointless Pumps-mouth 'face' their seventh successive defeat. Tottenham arse fumes proved far too strong for poo...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...
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Funny story: Bull dung smoking popular in Biharem

Bull dung smoking popular in Biharem

BIHAREM India - A new mode of getting high has achieved widespread farmer acceptance here, according to the chief medicine man, Totokimsmokumshiiti: smoking bull dung. In India's remote north-east, the people of the state of Biharem have devised a...
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Funny story: Earthworms are good for you, scientists discover

Earthworms are good for you, scientists discover

LONG ISLAND, NY - Earthworms seldom infect humans, but may soon have the opportunity to do so, according to scientists here. When earthworms are made to enter into human intestines, they constitute a new treatment for constipation, a study in Long...
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Funny story: Pakistani Proctologists Withdraw Support for Al Qaeda Hemorrhoid Treatment

Pakistani Proctologists Withdraw Support for Al Qaeda Hemorrhoid Treatment

A promising treatment for Hemorrhoids, one which was featured prominently in the Pakistan Journal of Medical Sciences, has now been denounced by Proctologists after clinical trials went awry. The so-called "TNT Suppository" treatment, developed...
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Funny story: McTaco Hut Adds New Menu Item and Introduces New Mascot

McTaco Hut Adds New Menu Item and Introduces New Mascot

McTaco Hut has introduced a new mascot and a new menu item. All current Chalupa products have been removed from the menu and replaced with the new Chalupacabra line. This product will be promoted by the company's new mascot and commercial spokesman...
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Funny story: American men give local women the cold shoulder

American men give local women the cold shoulder

Wisconsin- Over two thousand American men were marching and protesting outside the building of the Madison National Organization for Women in Wisconsin. They were declaring sentiments in a manifesto written by the leader of the men's group. David...
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Funny story: British Tour Party Children Lost In Snowdonia

British Tour Party Children Lost In Snowdonia

A small group of British chidren wended their cautious way along the path to the peak of Mount Snowdon, shepherded by a party of mountain leaders, teachers and welfare specialists. Tommy (12), the designated leader of the junior group, was entrust...
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Funny story: Looking Forward To Tomorrow - National Breast Appreciation Day

Looking Forward To Tomorrow - National Breast Appreciation Day

Here in the UK, we've entered into the spirit of National Breast Appreciation Day along with the best of them, despite the fact that our notoriously inclement weather means that there is hardly likely to be a plethora of ladies showing off their asse...
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Funny story: We Didn't Do It! It Wasn't Us! Honest Officer!

We Didn't Do It! It Wasn't Us! Honest Officer!

As more Spoof writers come under the microscope following allegations of immoral and illicit behaviour, there has been a spirited backlash from writers for the popular satirical website TheSpoof.com The Spoof's very own legal eagle, the legendary...
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