Funny story: Toon make temporary boss Hughton permanently temporary

Toon make temporary boss Hughton permanently temporary

The board at Newcastle United has finally bowed to public pressure and has made temporary, caretaker, assistant, substitute, number two Chris Hughton's position permanent. Hughton has taken over the reigns at Newcastle more times than Kevin Keegan...
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Funny story: Joe Wilson's "You Lie" Speech Goes Across Nation

Joe Wilson's "You Lie" Speech Goes Across Nation

In defense of his yelling "You Lie!" during President Obama's speech early last week, Congressman Joe Wilson stated to a large audience in Austin, Texas that was to be aired by FOX TV nationwide, just why he had yelled it out. The now famous and w...
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Funny story: John Phillips Ex Wives Say that He Really Wanted Valerie Bertinelli, Not Daughter Mackenzie

John Phillips Ex Wives Say that He Really Wanted Valerie Bertinelli, Not Daughter Mackenzie

Two ex wifes of the late John Phillips said that the Mamas and the Papas singer never wanted to sleep with his daughter Mackenzie. Instead, Papa John really wanted to be with her cute, pixie like One Day at a Time co-star Balerie Bertinelli. Mama...
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Funny story: Back Room Deal at UN: China given Go Ahead to Finalize Purchase of Tibet

Back Room Deal at UN: China given Go Ahead to Finalize Purchase of Tibet

New York - Ban Ki-moon of the Republic of Korea, Secretary-General of the United Nations, promptly locked himself in his office bathroom after listening to yesterdays speeches by world leaders and refused to come out. Said the UN Secretary-General th...
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Funny story: "Sex Around the World" World Tour Coming Soon

"Sex Around the World" World Tour Coming Soon

MANHATTAN, NY- They are brave, brave as heck, to do this tour. It's the "Sex Around the World" tour coming live to the Radio City Music Hall on Friday, November 13th at 8 PM, previewing at the Shubert Theatre on 44th Street on Thursday the 12th, and...
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Funny story: 96-Year-Old Yoko Ono Cheers For Britney

96-Year-Old Yoko Ono Cheers For Britney

Once she sang, "Give Peace A Chance" with husband John Lennon but now the 96-year-old Ono is changing it to "Give Britney a chance!" At a recent Tribute To Yoko Ono, Yoko somehow got onto the subject of Britney Spears. "I don't like the way she...
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Funny story: India's top cricketers injured after following coach's advice to engage in lots of aggressive sex and masturbation to increase fitness

India's top cricketers injured after following coach's advice to engage in lots of aggressive sex and masturbation to increase fitness

MUMBAI - INDIA: India's Champions Trophy cricket team received some unusual advice from its (South African) coach Gary Kirsten and mental conditioning expert Paddy Upton: sex before a match increases athletic performance. In order to increase the m...
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Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips, Her Papa John, Had Ten-Year Affair?

Mackenzie Phillips, Her Papa John, Had Ten-Year Affair?

Mackenzie Phillips is defending her father John Phillips as "a good man", "the best dad ever" and "he had a whopper" despite her claims that they had an incestuous affair. But her stepmother Michelle Phillips says Phillips is lying about the affair a...
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Funny story: Muse Explain 'Twilight" Connection

Muse Explain 'Twilight" Connection

Glam-Prog-Space-Rockers Muse have explained why they are allowing a song of theirs to go on the soundtrack of the new Twighlight movie. The Devon trio will be rejigging "I Belong To You" to appear in the latest Stephanie Meyer adaptation "OMG!!!!1...
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Funny story: Obama snubs Gordon Brown and he breaks down crying for forgiveness

Obama snubs Gordon Brown and he breaks down crying for forgiveness

Obama has snubbed GB Prime Minister Gordon Brown at UN headquarters and the G20 summit, this upset Gordon so much he fainted, broke down in tears and begged "The New Messiah" for forgiveness. Obama told his press gurus and security to avoid Gordon...
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Funny story: Shirtlifting Outlawed At Football Stadiums

Shirtlifting Outlawed At Football Stadiums

The Football Association today took its firmest steps yet to halt a growing trend in the game, by banning the unseemly and potentially painful activity known amongst players and fans alike as 'shirtlifting'. Shirtlifting came into football only ab...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Found 'Trolling' Under Scottish Bridge

Susan Boyle Found 'Trolling' Under Scottish Bridge

There was controversy north of the border tonight, as Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, the runner-up in the recent Britain's Got Talent final, was discovered 'trolling' under a bridge near the A75 at Torthorwald near Dumfries. Trolls, famo...
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Funny story: Bag of Bones "Posh Becks" offered position as Ethiopian Ambassador for Ethiopian "Bag of Bones" Kids!

Bag of Bones "Posh Becks" offered position as Ethiopian Ambassador for Ethiopian "Bag of Bones" Kids!

Rattling with her bag of bones through Heathrow Airport Posh Becks divulged to the waiting Paparazzi that she'd been offered a fantastic opportunity to do something decent with her life at last!! Instead of acting like a has been, pratty, pop-star...
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Funny story: Freida Pinto, Dev Patel Admit They're More Than Friends, Now Touring Hotels

Freida Pinto, Dev Patel Admit They're More Than Friends, Now Touring Hotels

Slumdog Millionaire stars Dev Patel and Freida Pinto admitted to reporters Wednesday that they were more than friends. The two, who had stated they were doing some work to help a friend, Ineel, in his new hotel rating service, say that they have a...
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Funny story: Dale Earnhardt Jr. Asked to Pick up Bread; Circles Block 500 Times

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Asked to Pick up Bread; Circles Block 500 Times

MEMPHIS-- NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr., son of a dead NASCAR driver of a similar name, ended up circling the block of his home 500 times after he was asked by his wife to pick up a loaf of bread. "All I said to him was, 'Dale, could you...
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Funny story: KFC Offers 20-Year Employees 100 Virgins!

KFC Offers 20-Year Employees 100 Virgins!

The CEO of Kan-tuck Fried Chicken, a 5-year-old chicken franchise that is really starting to catch on, has stated that it's employees who work in their restaurants for minimum wage for 20 years will be highly compensated by receiving 100 virgins, mal...
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Funny story: Sol Campbell prompts bargepole boom

Sol Campbell prompts bargepole boom

High street statistics have indicated that sales of ten-foot bargepoles have increased dramatically following the announcement by Sol Campbell that he no longer wishes to be part of the set up at Notts County. The 35-year-old ex-England internatio...
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Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips Says She Swept With Her Father

Mackenzie Phillips Says She Swept With Her Father

BEVERLY HILLS - Actress MacKenzie Phillips has revealed in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show that for ten years she was forced to work as a cleaning woman with her father's Hollywood housecleaning service The Mess Fixers. MacKenzie star of t...
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Funny story: Cameron Blows Brains Out

Cameron Blows Brains Out

In response to Gordon Brown's new money saving idea's involving John Prescott, David Cameron felt he had no alternative but to respond with like for like big ideas. With this in mind DC (as he asked us to call him) met yesterday with Brains (the T...
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Funny story: Barack's blunder!

Barack's blunder!

The White house today has released a statement denying any knowledge of Barack Obama's father's secret past in the KGB. Diplomatic sources told Spoof the Presidencies team were "concerned" after the potentially career damaging story has made it t...
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Funny story: 25,000-volt cable terrifies Hogwarts Eurostar Express platform 9¾ passengers

25,000-volt cable terrifies Hogwarts Eurostar Express platform 9¾ passengers

London - (Slytherin Stuff): "We thought it might be Lord Voldemort's pet snake Nagini," a terrified passenger on the 5.13pm Paris to London Hogwarts Eurostar Express cried as a hexed live power cable came crashing down onto platform 9¾ at St Pancras...
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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Cock Up

National Breast Appreciation Day Cock Up

The organisers of National Breast Appreciation Day have been slammed by their British counterparts for declaring the September 28th day of recognition on a Monday. "It's a Monday for God's sake!" British postal worker Johnny Letters told us. "Not...
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Funny story: Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Gives National Breast Appreciation Day A Thumbs Up - From Her Prison Cell

Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Gives National Breast Appreciation Day A Thumbs Up - From Her Prison Cell

Eleanor Gobbard, the lesbian jazz trumpet teacher jailed this week for seducing a pupil gave National Breast Appreciation Day a big thumbs up from the confines of her prison cell. "Breasts are wonderful," the jazz trumpet teacher told us. "And loo...
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Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips: druggy incest with father soothed pre-wedding nerves

Mackenzie Phillips: druggy incest with father soothed pre-wedding nerves

Los Angeles - (Reuterus): "Incest, a game that all the family can play? I guess that's why they called the band The Mamas and the Papas," lyricist's daughter Mackenzie Phillips said on TV on Wednesday. The recovering addict was quoting from a memo...
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Funny story: Sol Campbell Quits Notts County

Sol Campbell Quits Notts County

Sol Campbell, the former Arsenal, Portsmouth and England defender, who signed for League Two side Notts County on a 5-year deal in August, has left the Meadow Lane outfit by 'mutual consent' after just one game. Rumours are rife that the player ma...
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Funny story: Extraterrestrial isotope traces in massive pre-Atlantean gold hoard

Extraterrestrial isotope traces in massive pre-Atlantean gold hoard

Staffordshire - (Bullion Bull): Traces of an extremely rare isotope of pre-Atlantean era scarlet orichalcum, previously only seen in meteorite fragments, have been found in a huge Staffordshire treasure trove. The discovery was made in ancient St...
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Funny story: The NAACP Wants Washington To Drop The Redskins Name

The NAACP Wants Washington To Drop The Redskins Name

INDIAN HILLS, Colorado - The NAACP, which stands for The National Association for the Advancement of Chiefs and Papooses has sent a petition to the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins demanding that he change the name of his football team. Toby R...
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Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Mackenzie Phillips to Oprah: "The 'Kama Sutra' is just not a very good bedtime storybook at all."

Chicago, Illinois - "Despite what you may hear from me here today about my relationship with my dad," said sober Mackenzie Phillips, offering up dating advice to the young women in the Oprah Show audience after her spine tingling, jaw dropping, mouth...
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Funny story: Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars "Bleep-Bleep" Girl Goes Bye-Bye

Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars "Bleep-Bleep" Girl Goes Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - Macy Gray, the official "Bleep-Bleep" girl of Dancing With The Stars has found herself "Gone-Gone." Gray the neo soul, alternative hip hop singer became the first female to be eliminated from the ninth season of DWTS. Her partner Jo...
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Funny story: George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars

George Hamilton's Son Ashley Bounced Off Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Ashley Hamilton, the son of actor George Hamilton and professional wife Alana Hamilton Stewart was the first male contestant to be voted off of Dancing With The Stars. The 34-year-old Hamilton was asked why he thought he lost. He smile...
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Funny story: Grand Teton to be renamed Big Titties in Honor of National Breast Appreceation Day

Grand Teton to be renamed Big Titties in Honor of National Breast Appreceation Day

Muddy Gap, Wy. -The Grand Teton at 13,770 feet tall, is the highest mountain within Grand Teton National Park, and the second highest in the state of Wyoming. Now, in an effort to both modernize a national park system which is suffering from declinin...
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