Funny story: Stars Rave Over Amputation Weight Loss Program

Stars Rave Over Amputation Weight Loss Program

Hollywood - Spokesperson Valerie Bertinelli says the new Jenny Craig Amputation Weight Loss System promises to provide rapid weight loss to those who have failed with traditional programs relying on dieting, exercise and self-control. "It's so sim...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama's Weight Gain Alarms White House

Michelle Obama's Weight Gain Alarms White House

Washington DC-- Michelle Obama is putting the White House staff in full panic mode because of her startling weight gain in recent weeks. The First Lady has ballooned into a hippopotamus-sized freak almost overnight. Photo shoots and TV shows have a...
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Funny story: Imprisoned Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher - The Row Rumbles On.

Imprisoned Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher - The Row Rumbles On.

Feminist Pressure Groups and Germaine Greer yesterday came out in support of Eleanor Gobbard, the petite blonde lesbian jazz trumpet teacher, imprisoned for abusing her position of trust by seducing a 15 year old student. "This is ridiculous," sai...
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Funny story: Pope gets nod to visit the missus

Pope gets nod to visit the missus

London - (Altarbuoys!): The last time a Pope visited the UK, back in June 1982, was in the aftermath of the $2 billion collapse of the Vatican Bank. And fifteen days after Pope JP2 Lodge left London for Rome 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi was fou...
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Funny story: Hubble Spots Distant McDonalds In Neighboring Galaxy

Hubble Spots Distant McDonalds In Neighboring Galaxy

Earth - While mapping the star placements in a neighboring universe on the first day of April this year, the Hubble Space Telescope discovered something truly monumental, which has both PETA and the entire scientific community on an uproar. The monum...
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Funny story: Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Jailed Over Affair With Pupil

Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Jailed Over Affair With Pupil

The petite blonde jazz trumpet teacher with lesbian tendencies who seduced a pupil - or maybe it was the other way around, who knows how these things can get out of hand? - was sentenced to fifteen months imprisonment the day before yesterday, in a...
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Funny story: Werner Brothers Releases "Wabbits Gone Wild"

Werner Brothers Releases "Wabbits Gone Wild"

Attempting to reach a whole new audience, Werner Brothers has released their new "Wabbits Gone Wild" movie in which Bugs lets himself go and does what a wabbit does naturally, that wascle. Pointy Pig accompanies Bugs on a wild caper that makes Del...
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Funny story: Peter Lynch gets attacked by jealous protesters

Peter Lynch gets attacked by jealous protesters

Peter Lynch the wealthy Magellan fund manager who earned the Magellan Fund $14 billion dollars was attacked outside Wall Street by a group of jealous protesters who were elegantly dressed. The leader of the group screamed insults at Lynch as he w...
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Funny story: Australian red dust attack causes panic as Aussies believe North Korea crash another "Nuke"

Australian red dust attack causes panic as Aussies believe North Korea crash another "Nuke"

Sydney, Australia was put on red alert as clouds of red dust attacked the city! Many Aussies after seeing the latest Aljazeera Int. news bulletin regarding North Korean "Nukes" rushed into their cellars, "barbies an all mate" fearing that the fuck...
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Funny story: Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Popular actor Johnny Depp allegedly told reporters Monday that he very well may skip doing the fourth in the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movies. "For one thing, there are real pirates out there and they are committing their lives to get enough to l...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict will visit his gay, paedophile priests in Britain and "Bless" them all!

Pope Benedict will visit his gay, paedophile priests in Britain and "Bless" them all!

Catholic leader Pope Benedict is making a special visit to Britain in 2010 especially to bless his flock of gay/paedophile priests! Pope Benedict aware of the "bad press" his flock of "bent" priests receive in the UK will attempt to convince Briti...
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Funny story: FBI feebly attempts to arrest Gaddafi in NY strapped to the hilt with suicide bombs!

FBI feebly attempts to arrest Gaddafi in NY strapped to the hilt with suicide bombs!

Goony President Gaddafi was allowed diplomatic immunity today after refusing to drop his trousers whilst US customs attempted to search his ginormous fat waistline! The mega-arrogant-loony Libyan President ordered the "US Custom Infidels" to drop...
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Funny story: Nick Clegg Stuns Lib Dem Conference With Wild 'Prime Minister' Claim

Nick Clegg Stuns Lib Dem Conference With Wild 'Prime Minister' Claim

Delegates at the annual Liberal Democrat party conference in Bournemouth were stunned into silence earlier today when party leader Nick Clegg made the wild assertion that he would become the next Prime Minister of Great Britain. Minutes later, how...
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Funny story: Brown Adamant Cuts will not be Needed as new saving plans announced

Brown Adamant Cuts will not be Needed as new saving plans announced

Gordon Brown today defied other parties by announcing Labour had found a way to save money without reducing any public spending. The jeering of the other parties almost drowned him out until they actually heard what he was saying and deep hush we...
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Funny story: Researchers Say Zombie Attack Worse Than Bubonic Plague

Researchers Say Zombie Attack Worse Than Bubonic Plague

If today's society were ever attacked by zombies, according to a recent major study by a Think Tank that put the study of the Swine Flu on hold, we would probably be screwed, and quickly. Also, killed. That was the conclusion of several university...
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Funny story: Macy "Bleep-Bleep" Gray Drives The Dancing With The Stars Censors Crazy

Macy "Bleep-Bleep" Gray Drives The Dancing With The Stars Censors Crazy

HOLLYWOOD - The raspy-voiced neo soul singer Macy Gray only managed to score 15 points out of a possible 30 on the Ladies Night version of Dancing With The Stars. And although she may not capture the coveted "Mirror Ball Trophy" she will certainly...
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Funny story: Racial Sentiments up 112% since Obama's Inauguration

Racial Sentiments up 112% since Obama's Inauguration

New York - Despite all racial barriers that were broken down through the years here in the United States, the sad fact remains that racial sentiments is still a factor in America, and has increased with a frightening 112% since the first week of Pres...
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Funny story: Opportunity Knocks At Door; Mistaken For Bill Collector

Opportunity Knocks At Door; Mistaken For Bill Collector

Philadelphia, PA- Andrew Dovidio, 27, mistook a knock on the door yesterday morning for a bill collector, when in fact it was actually Opportunity. "Dude, I woke up to this harsh knocking," reported the perpetually balding Andrew, "and my fir...
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Funny story: Oasis Bar and Grill Temporally Closed Due to New "Lap Dance" Ordinance!

Oasis Bar and Grill Temporally Closed Due to New "Lap Dance" Ordinance!

Crouch End, UK/ Life Style News - The Home Office has recently passed an ordinance against 'Lap Dance' establishments, leading to yet another closing of the Infamous Spoof Gathering Place , the Oasis II Bar and Grill. Crouch End picketers, referee...
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Funny story: Banana Shaped Penises linked to Brain Power

Banana Shaped Penises linked to Brain Power

THE shape of a man's penis can reveal how sexually and mentally alert he will be in later life, according to new research by the University of Glasgow. Sexologists found that men with more banana shaped penises were less likely to experience a slo...
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Funny story: New Book:Michelle Furious as TV Anchormen Keep "pinching Barry's Ass!"

New Book:Michelle Furious as TV Anchormen Keep "pinching Barry's Ass!"

Washington,DC/ Washington Post Book Review Section - A new accusation by First Lady Michelle Obama has pushed Climate Control, Government Health Care, Cap and Trade and her Victory Garden off the front burner as she reacts to "unwholesome behavior to...
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Funny story: October 24th - Apocalypse for Polluters

October 24th - Apocalypse for Polluters

The climate emergency will be solved entirely within a few weeks. The 'Exterminate Polluters' organisation will operate during the run up the the International Climate Action day on October 24th this year The regimes of country saviours like Adolp...
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Funny story: Tom Brady, Gisele Being Sued By Wedding Photographers Over Guards Shooting At Them

Tom Brady, Gisele Being Sued By Wedding Photographers Over Guards Shooting At Them

A French news agency reports that three photographers are suing New England Patroits star Quarterback, Tom Brady and his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen after they claimed that bodyguards shot at them while they were getting photos of the couple's w...
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Funny story: God denies involvement in Japan earthquake

God denies involvement in Japan earthquake

God has denied He had anything at all to do with the earthquake that struck southern Japan earlier today. The 8.7 rated earthquake has left thousands homeless and killed up to 58,003 people. Writing on his new godsblog.web site he wrote. "I can c...
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Funny story: No laughing matter

No laughing matter

Mark Hughes' understandable dismay at the end of last weekend's Manchester derby was compounded last night when a leaked statement from The Referees Association revealed the joke shared between the game's fourth official and Sir Alex Ferguson at the...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Vaccinations are 'Genocide Jabs!'

Swine Flu Vaccinations are 'Genocide Jabs!'

Our sources have today confirmed rumours of the new swine flue vaccines being nothing more than mass dummying down and soft kill weapons. Apparently, the vaccinations were ready long before the swine flue appeared. This is because the swine flue was...
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Funny story: Ernie Anastos ghostwriting team suspected in Obama UN debut rant

Ernie Anastos ghostwriting team suspected in Obama UN debut rant

New York, NY - (Fox-Among-The-Chickens): White House security was fine toothcombing Barack Obama's debut UN address today amid reports WNYW anchorman Ernie Anastos scriptwriters may have tampered with the presidential autocue. The New York City Fo...
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Funny story: Apple accused of racism

Apple accused of racism

Apple have come under heavy fire with their latest music playing technology that they have built into a rather natty looking silk tie. The tie comes in a variety of colours, and has a wireless link to Apple's notebook and desktop range in order to...
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Funny story: New Heaven revelation reveals Bible not really true

New Heaven revelation reveals Bible not really true

In what is shocking news for millions of Christians around the world, four heaven students have admitted they wrote the bible stories as a joke. Heaven law students, Mathew, Mark, Luke and John said they wrote the stories about their best mate Jesus...
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Funny story: Something Fishy on Wall Street

Something Fishy on Wall Street

We've all heard of bulls and bears on Wall Street, but salmon? I recently came across an article in which researchers used an MRI to scan the brain of a dead salmon while showing it pictures of human emotions, and to their surprise they discovered that the dead salmon's brain was reacting to the pictures it was shown. Amazing. Myself, being a fast thinking Wall Street fat cat (I am not reall...
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Funny story: Non-Smokers Reap Benefits of Smoking Ban, Spoofer Kicks the Habit

Non-Smokers Reap Benefits of Smoking Ban, Spoofer Kicks the Habit

TARLBORO COUNTRY, U.S.A. - Just how harmful is secondhand smoke? This has been one of the most lop-sided public health debates of the early 21st century, but a new study suggests that passing laws to curb secondhand smoke can yield a big payoff - a d...
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Funny story: Heaven moves to the 21st Century. Now has internet broadband connection.

Heaven moves to the 21st Century. Now has internet broadband connection.

Heaven has become the last place on earth to have full access broadband internet connection. Heaven Communication Ltd., based in Vatican City, has completed the installation of the four trillion miles of fiber optic cable and will offer Heaven intern...
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Funny story: Sugarbabes Split - again!

Sugarbabes Split - again!

Long running soap-opera popular beat combo all girl trio Sugarbabes have split. . .Again. Keisha Buchanan formed the group back in 1998 with then friends Mutya Buena and Siobhan Donaghy. The pressures of popularity, fame, wealth and as many M&...
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Funny story: Taliban Terrorists Targeting Stadiums

Taliban Terrorists Targeting Stadiums

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Executive Assistant Senior Director of Homefield Security Shirley Baskethandle, who is a male, but who just happens to have a girl's first name, has issued a type 7 terrorist warning to take effect at 12:42 am, Monday, Sept. 28...
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Funny story: M.E.N. push tampons into public spotlight

M.E.N. push tampons into public spotlight

The equal rights for men organization M.E.N. (More Equality Now) are protesting that more women than men in society use tampons or sanitary towels and are launching a campaign to encourage more male users. They are petitioning manufacturers to make t...
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Funny story: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's Little Girl Kelly Sizzles On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Osbourne, the 24-year-old daughter of rock and roller Ozzy Osbourne and America's Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne won the Dancing With The Stars audience over as well as the three judges. Kelly agreed to do the show after OctuMo...
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Funny story: Righteous Brothers To Re-form, Even Though One Of Them Is Dead

Righteous Brothers To Re-form, Even Though One Of Them Is Dead

(Hollywood, CA): Bill Medley and Bobby Hatfield of The Righteous Brothers, whose 1965 hit Unchained Melody was used in the 1990 movie blockbuster Ghost starring Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze, are to get back together again in the wake of Swayze's dea...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle: the new Snow White

Susan Boyle: the new Snow White

Has anyone noticed how white Susan Boyle is? Susan Boyle - a white virginal old maid - became an instant star when her rendition of 'I Dreamed a Dream' on Britain's Got Talent was posted on the internet's popular youtube. Most of the youtube hits ca...
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Funny story: Tea Party Express Hits Woman With No Health Insurance

Tea Party Express Hits Woman With No Health Insurance

Washington, DC - The revolution…is in the impound yard. Irony, life's version of baking chocolate, has put the brakes on the Tea Party Express. The giant RV used to carry hordes of angry white people collided with a pedestrian yesterday. Capitol...
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Funny story: Television Networks to change names for National Breast Appreciation Day

Television Networks to change names for National Breast Appreciation Day

Television networks around the world will change their names for twenty-four hours in celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. For example, in the United States, TBS will become The Boob Station and in The United Kingdom, the BBC will become...
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Funny story: President Clinton Accepting Mission to North Korea, Leaked

President Clinton Accepting Mission to North Korea, Leaked

Washington DC: President Obama Twittered former President Bill Clinton and former Vice President Al Gore via his Blackberry, in March 2009. He asked them to "come to the White House and to use the back door, but not to sign in." (This information was...
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Funny story: Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Witchdoctors Push Paranoia Potions For Halloween

Undra Rock, Montana - After numerous upheavals and setbacks during the past year, the WWCF (World Witchcraft Federation) announced this week the release of a brand new potion perfect for the bewitching season: The Purple Paranoia Potion. Company exec...
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