Funny story: The F Network Signs Kanye West and Serena Williams To A Reality Show "We Be 2 Fools"

The F Network Signs Kanye West and Serena Williams To A Reality Show "We Be 2 Fools"

ATLANTA - The Fox Network has just released a press statement saying that they have just signed rapper Kanye West and racketer Serena Williams to star in their own reality show tentatively titled, We Be 2 Fools. Fox executive Dryden K. Reifenbrite...
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Funny story: Thrifty Tips #8

Thrifty Tips #8

At this time of year, many many people have colds, influenza, swine flu, man flu, bird flu, bovine flu, equine flu and many other variants. They all have one thing in common: a runny nose that you have to blow and blow until your hooter is red raw. There are many different types of tissues on the market, some containing a moisturiser to try and combat this, but these are expensive and so in...
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Funny story: Wiccans: Our Sperm Harvest Moon Fears

Wiccans: Our Sperm Harvest Moon Fears

London - (IVF Observer): Followers of pre-Islamic tantric sex goddess and Miss Fertile Crescent 500BC Al-Lat have renamed key dates in the Wiccan lunar calendar ahead of this Friday's apocalyptic Virgo new moon. The almanac forms the basis of vir...
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Funny story: Rihanna discards her sanity and becomes the new totally f*****g "Nutty" Grace Jones!

Rihanna discards her sanity and becomes the new totally f*****g "Nutty" Grace Jones!

After failing miserably to find younger, non-plastic versions of Madonna (well Lady GAGA does try hard!) and Cher, the pop world is frantically trying to discover their latest ICONIC figure! Rihanna has declared herself the perfect person to ado...
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Funny story: In-Store Porn Leads To Arrest!

In-Store Porn Leads To Arrest!

"Those two idiots apparently thought they were pulling a fast one," said Sgt. Marvin Linksky of the Fort Smith, Texas Police Department. "I hope they enjoyed their show." John Neighbors and Wade Hardcock, a ***Mart store employee, allegedly remove...
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Funny story: Hubble Space Telescope Sees Fat, Juicy Turd In Outer Space

Hubble Space Telescope Sees Fat, Juicy Turd In Outer Space

(Houston TX)-- The Hubble Space Telescope is sending back incredibly beautiful pictures of a fat, juicy turd from Outer Space. The stunning photos show a turd, almost 8 million miles long, floating serenely by Uranus. Photos of the glittering, glis...
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Funny story: Michael Moore Sits on Rival Director

Michael Moore Sits on Rival Director

It seems everyone is talking about it: the recession, the near fatal economic crash, and the greedy market makers of Wall Street . It is the stuff of great films, and both director Sandra Mohr ("Stock Shock-The Short Selling of the American Dream) an...
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Funny story: Missing Yale pharmacology student 'stumbled on Skull 'N' Bones crack factory'

Missing Yale pharmacology student 'stumbled on Skull 'N' Bones crack factory'

New Haven - (Poison Ivy League): Osteoporosis division Bonesmen are in a stew and shitting bricks. The FBI says it's found Annie Le's body in a basement crack factory 'along with the stolen skulls of Martin Van Buren, Geronimo, and Pancho Villa'.
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Funny story: Obama White House Says Joe Wilson "Pimple On The Ass Of Progress"

Obama White House Says Joe Wilson "Pimple On The Ass Of Progress"

Hurrying out of Washington today before another 90,000 health care, high taxes crowd could form, President Obama left Joe Biden to handle the mess and Biden did it in grand style. He reportedly stated that Congressman Joe Wilson was a "pimple on t...
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Funny story: Toby Keith To Kanye West: Come Take My Microphone B*y

Toby Keith To Kanye West: Come Take My Microphone B*y

NASHVILLE - Country singer Toby Keith is fit to be tied. The highly popular singer says that he would like for Kanye Wuss (West) to jump on the stage the next time he receives an award and take the microphone away from him like he did from sweet litt...
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Funny story: Serena Williams To Star In "The LeBron James Story"

Serena Williams To Star In "The LeBron James Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Cleveland Cavalier Super Star LeBron James' manager, Ravi Skittles has just confirmed that the rumors that had been swirling around basketball locker rooms, tennis courts, and Oprah Winfrey's 81-room Chicago mansion are in fact true. T...
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Funny story: New Spoof Story Sends 25 Writers To Funny Farm

New Spoof Story Sends 25 Writers To Funny Farm

A new Spoof story which I am afraid to discuss GIGGLE PUSS! because of what has happened to me and my fellow writers has led to 25 of us, at last report, to be sent to the Loony Bin at the Funny Farm, the ladies to the Booby Hatch. This writer was...
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Funny story: Tested: New Rolls Royce Ghost Diamond EXC

Tested: New Rolls Royce Ghost Diamond EXC

Lake Como, Italy- If you're looking for a place to buy budget clothing, eat a McDonalds and test a budget beating car for the recession then Lake Como is your best bet. Nestled amongst the towering hills (and towering towers too) lies some great roads, some sun, and myself, testing the all new Rolls 'Ghost Diamond EXC'. I've got to tell you, it feels like a your driving a bucket that a toddler...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton Dumps Wills: Finally Shows Some Sense

Kate Middleton Dumps Wills: Finally Shows Some Sense

In a startling development today, Kate Middleton, heretofore suspected by some of being a hologram rather than a person, called a press conference during which she told William, Lord Prince of All He Surveys, to buzz off. "I mean to say," she sai...
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Funny story: Man Fails to Crash into Convenience Store

Man Fails to Crash into Convenience Store

Austin, TX - During a stunning display of driving ability this afternoon, James F. Harrison pulled into a convenience store parking lot and parked his 2004 Ford F-150 safely in a parking space, missing the convenience store itself by a good 15 feet.
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Funny story: Pissing "Makes You Sober" Scientists Claim

Pissing "Makes You Sober" Scientists Claim

A team of top scientists at University College Nowhere has concluded that the act of urination directly causes the amount of alcohol in the bloodstream to fall. In the five year study, researchers visited a range of pubs each lunchtime drinking a...
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Funny story: Serena's Ass Explodes; Temper Follows

Serena's Ass Explodes; Temper Follows

Serena Williams acknowledged today that her outburst at the Open was fueled by problems with her ass. "I dragged this thing all over the court, man," she said tearfully, "I was tired. Then I felt this little explosion, then a bigger one...all tho...
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Funny story: New Moon Leaked, Girls' heads' Explode!

New Moon Leaked, Girls' heads' Explode!

There was outrage today from parents whose teenage daughters' heads exploded after watching The Twilight Saga: New Moon full movie which was leaked on the internet. Seven girls, aged from 13-17, were watching the movie, which was due to come out o...
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Funny story: Rep Joe Wilson moons speaker Pelosi from Well of House of Reps

Rep Joe Wilson moons speaker Pelosi from Well of House of Reps

In an astonishing and unprecedented occurence in the US House of Representativbes, Rep. Joe Wilson today mooned the Speaker of the House as he stood in the well of the chamber and was being admonished. The move was greeted by gasps and cries of shoc...
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Funny story: Emmanuel Adebayor annoys Arsenal Four Times

Emmanuel Adebayor annoys Arsenal Four Times

Emmanuel Adebayor, the Manchester City striker formally of Arsenal has annoyed his former team not once or twice but four times. "How can I say, I am annoyed," admitted Wenger in a press conference afterwards. "Firstly he stamped on Robin [van Per...
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Funny story: Germans win again, their latest discovery "Viagra Beer" guaranteed to get it STIFF, Mein Herr!

Germans win again, their latest discovery "Viagra Beer" guaranteed to get it STIFF, Mein Herr!

Germans renowned for Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Miele, Bosch, taking penalties, winning nearly everything, Lidl, Aldi, etc, have now discovered the ultimate male sex-machine, Viagra Beer! German private brewer, Jurgen Brauer (Brewer in English!), was st...
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Funny story: Vera Lynn in Rehab

Vera Lynn in Rehab

A late-life rock 'n roll resurgence has sent Vera Lynn over the edge of the white cliffs of Dover. She has been admitted to her local drop-in centre and asked to put her feet up, having overdosed on cream teas and aspidistra garnish. There were c...
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Funny story: South African 'Blade Runner' Escapes From Court

South African 'Blade Runner' Escapes From Court

South Africa's paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius, known as the "Blade Runner", sparked a major controversy today at a Pretoria Magistrates court hearing where he was being charged with assault. As the Judge read out the 'Guilty' verdict, Blade Ru...
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Funny story: Kanye West Blames His Taylor Swift Outburst On Twinkies

Kanye West Blames His Taylor Swift Outburst On Twinkies

NEW YORK CITY - The audience at the MTV Music Awards did a collective mouth-opening take as Kanye West jumped on stage in the middle of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for "Best Female Video." The 19-year-old Swift was visibly shocked and shaken...
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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Taken Seriously - By Fashion Wankers

Victoria Beckham Taken Seriously - By Fashion Wankers

Posh Spice, the thinking dickhead's crumpet - Victoria Beckham, the ultimate wannabe has excelled herself. Taking herself seriously has long been her downfall, otherwise she would have cottoned on to the fact that most people who have heard of her fi...
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Funny story: Gamers Sue For PTSD

Gamers Sue For PTSD

The computer gaming community has been shaken by the news that some of its champion gamesters are suffering from Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder. This syndrome, more commonly suffered by real soldiers having participated in real wars has now been a...
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Funny story: Boy Scouts To Get Guns Instead Of Knives

Boy Scouts To Get Guns Instead Of Knives

Boy Scouts are no longer to be permitted to carry knives! This shock report hit the Scout movement like a tidal wave only last week. Lord Baden - Powell's grave has been observed to be smoking and there is a rumbling, rotating noise emanating f...
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Funny story: Masturbators To Save Planet

Masturbators To Save Planet

The reciprocal motion of normal male masturbation is to be harnessed to produce electricity. Each masturbator is to be issued with a small portable generator that may be concealed about the person to avoid identifying the wanker to colleagues etc.
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Funny story: Lightning Bolt Hits Nancy Pelosi

Lightning Bolt Hits Nancy Pelosi

A freak bolt of lightning struck the freak Speaker of the House this morning although witnesses say there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Pelosi, the victim of many late night shows that claim she cannot blink because of so much botox, was outside her...
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Funny story: "Kanya West Was Absolutely Right" Says Obama

"Kanya West Was Absolutely Right" Says Obama

Washington DC-- President Obama waded into another controversial subject this morning, about the events last night at the VMA (Violent Music Awards). During the award ceremony, rapper Kanya West grabbed the microphone from winner Taylor Swift and st...
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Funny story: Manchester City Manager Mark Hughes Increases His Own Salary Tenfold

Manchester City Manager Mark Hughes Increases His Own Salary Tenfold

Manchester City may have caused a stir among the Top 4 of English football with maximum points from their opening four games, but manager Mark Hughes caused a stir of his own today, as he announced he had decided to give himself a 1000% pay rise!...
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Funny story: Elton John and husband to become parents

Elton John and husband to become parents

Elton John and his husband David Furnish are to become parents for the first time. They are to adopt Angela Jolie and Brad Pitt's brood. Brad called Elton when he heard that the 62-year-old English singer wants to adopt a 14-month-old Ukrainian b...
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Funny story: Money for old grope

Money for old grope

St Pancrarse Station, London - (Bite the Bullet Train Mess): Commuters have reacted furiously to the lockdown of a Japanese website that took their $$$s after promising groping success during the rush hour. Reckless fondling of fellow travellers'...
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Funny story: Tit for Tat leads to Trade Spat

Tit for Tat leads to Trade Spat

U.S. President Barack Obama recently signed an order imposing a 35% tariff on tire imports from China, accusing the East Asian giant of dumping their road rubber on the American market. ("Dumping" is the practice of selling goods for less than their...
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Funny story: New Labour Changes Its Party Logo

New Labour Changes Its Party Logo

In an attempt to gain momentum towards the next general election, New Labour has decided to change its logo in an attempt to appeal more to the voters. 'We've paid many lobby groups and research firms to try and find a new logo for us,' Gordon Bro...
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Funny story: Scouting Report: Packers Hold Promise This Year

Scouting Report: Packers Hold Promise This Year

Poised on the brink of a new season, the Green Bay Packers hold more promise this year than any of the past ten. With several meaty linebackers, an impressive front line, and a solid performer at quarterback, they are sure to make their mark: WR,JAKE ALLEN, #13, makes quite an impression with his shoulder length dreadlocks and pencil thin mustache. This 6'4",196 lbs. graduate from Mississippi...
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Funny story: Cindy Crawford's Sex Advice a Huge Hit on Capitol Hill

Cindy Crawford's Sex Advice a Huge Hit on Capitol Hill

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Cindy Crawford's announcement that she has a recipe to keep husbands from cheating on their wives has created quite a buzz in Washington, D.C., said a source. The supermodel claimed that hiring a housekeeper "give[s] overworked...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Tames The Wild Horses

Susan Boyle Tames The Wild Horses

LONDON - The Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle has just released her first single and it has gone right through the ranch house roof. The 48-year-old amazing lass recorded the Rolling Stones ballad "Wild Horses." And SuBo's version literally...
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Funny story: New Restaurant, 'Kentucky Fried Panda' Opens Amidst PETA Protests!

New Restaurant, 'Kentucky Fried Panda' Opens Amidst PETA Protests!

Sacramento, CA- The controversial new fast food eatery, Kentucky Fried Panda, had it's Grand Opening this afternoon despite PETA and other environmental groups protests. Although this new fast food restaurant looks like any other of its kind, it'...
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Funny story: 30

30

30 By PP Rega My last day. Thirty years. Emergency Medicine. Thirty years... Of MIs and morphine of rotating tourniquets, MAST trousers, and nasal intubations, of arterial blood flowing triumphantly in a heparinized glass syringe of ectopics, ruptured and robbing of epiglottitis and meningitis of the alabaster stillness of an infant dragged from a pool her blondne...
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Funny story: Clinton Starts Retail Chain

Clinton Starts Retail Chain

To aid the depressed American economy,ex president Bill Clinton has opened a whorehouse in his hometown, Cokum, Louisianna.Bill's publicity director, Pope John, made the announcement last Friday at the Vatican. "We'll call the bar Pussy Anonymous...
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Funny story: Details of new health progrom emerge

Details of new health progrom emerge

Washington DC - President Obomba released details of his "killer" health pogrom today to a jeering crowd. The noise level was so high, only the written press release can be used as an information source. So says the release: The new health pogrom...
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Funny story: Want To Read Something Really Scary? We Interview One Of The Economists Leading Us Out Of The Recession.

Want To Read Something Really Scary? We Interview One Of The Economists Leading Us Out Of The Recession.

Interviewer: What is it you do as an economist? Economist: I sit around with the boys and philosophize all day about money. Interviewer: What do you philosophize about? Economist: How the system works and how to keep it working. Interviewer: Why? Economist: So that we can keep on top of it and profit thereby. Interviewer: But who does the actual work to keep it going? Economis...
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