Funny story: Teenage Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre- Part Friday The 13th. Be very afraid.

Teenage Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre- Part Friday The 13th. Be very afraid.

Johnny Boy is dead. He has been decapitated for no apparent reason. By some mysterious hand. His head lies some three feet away from his body. His blood seeps into the floorboards. "We have a problem here people," Abel Zorro Rodriguez says through gritted teeth. "It looks like Johnny Boy has bit the bullet. In short, he's a bit dead." "And we have serious continuity problems here...
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Funny story: 'Maddie was never even in Portugal' book burned

'Maddie was never even in Portugal' book burned

Rothley, Leicestershire - (Red Herring Press): A disgraced Portuguese former cop will see the entire 25,000 copy print run of his memoir burned to cinders after a court ruled it was inflammatory rubbish. Goncalo Amaral's book claimed 'the McCanns...
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Funny story: The Nation's Biggest Breast Outlet To Expand

The Nation's Biggest Breast Outlet To Expand

DALLAS - One of the country's leading ladies lingerie franchises has just announced a major expansion. Appling Willacoochie, the CEO of the Dallas-based Rackalicious Firm, a subsidiary of the Tata's Group which owns 3,600 Tits 'R' Us nationwide ha...
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Funny story: S&M blowhard Duvall denies he is London Assemblyman Len's brother

S&M blowhard Duvall denies he is London Assemblyman Len's brother

California - (Ass Mess): Disgraced kinky sex boaster and ex-California State Assembly member Mike Duvall has vigorously denied being the cosmic twin brother of Len Duvall, former Metropolitan Police Authority chairman and member of the London Assembl...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift To Star In "The Lovely Lilting Life of Britney Spears"

Taylor Swift To Star In "The Lovely Lilting Life of Britney Spears"

HOLLYWOOD - Nineteen year old Taylor Swift has been signed to portray Britney Spears in the new movie from Touchstone Pictures entitled, The Lovely Lilting Life of Britney Spears. Young Swift is thrilled at the prospect of portraying the legendary...
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Funny story: Larry King Shits In His Hospital Bed

Larry King Shits In His Hospital Bed

Saying that he guesses he's OK or will be soon, CNN's Larry King told reporters from his hospital bed that the last thing he expected during the interview with Amy Winehouse last night over some of her wildest adventures that she could remember, was...
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Funny story: Nevada Cultural Anthropologist Slams Breast Appreciation Day As Cultural Terrorism

Nevada Cultural Anthropologist Slams Breast Appreciation Day As Cultural Terrorism

Esteemed Nevada Cultural Anthropologist, Diane J Poor has branded leading Spoofologists as 'Cultural Terrorists' over their overwhelming support for Breast Appreciation Day. "It's demeaning to women," Poor told us. "Why the fascination with breast...
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Funny story: Shamed Spoof Writer remains in hiding

Shamed Spoof Writer remains in hiding

After being told that her latest expose of the Lady GaGa "Is She or Isn't He?" scandal was "Too Defamatory" Estonian Muck Raker, manager of the National Estonian Fudge-Hut and Grandmother of 27 Vaginia-Eston- Flapski aka Ulver remains in hiding shame...
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Funny story: England Lose To Germany Again

England Lose To Germany Again

It is with great regret that we have to report that the England ladies football team today succumbed to defeat at the hands of the Germans, in Helsinki, Finland by a 6-2 margin. In the final of the European Ladies Football championship. The Eng...
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Funny story: Congressman Joe Wilson receives Douche-Bagger award

Congressman Joe Wilson receives Douche-Bagger award

In the first monthly award of the new organization, The Douche-Baggers have given the award to Congressman Joe Wilson of South Carolina. Moving quickly to establish the group after the combination of the T-Baggers & The Birthers, the new gro...
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Funny story: Jizz Bomber Arrested

Jizz Bomber Arrested

Potential jizz bomber Fred 'the Ted' Holden was arrested this morning on Cambridge Heath Road in London, by Bethnal Green tube station. Holden was suspected of undermining National Breast Appreciation Day by planting jizz bombs wherever bare breas...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama in Global Bid To Help Health Care Initiative

Michelle Obama in Global Bid To Help Health Care Initiative

In an e-mail which was leaked this morning from the White House, details are now emerging about how Barack Obama plans to finance his health care initiative, a corner-stone of his policy platform during the early stages of his presidency, although to...
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Funny story: Is Michael Jackson's Son, "Blanket", Real Father An American Indian?

Is Michael Jackson's Son, "Blanket", Real Father An American Indian?

In a quest to find the natural father of "Blanket", one of Michael three kids, the family has ran across a Native American by the name of Windy Three Sheets. Windy, according to our source, once saved Michael Jackson and an older child's life, if...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Won't Really Be Coming Back To Life In Vienna

Michael Jackson Won't Really Be Coming Back To Life In Vienna

Breaking news, which broke yesterday, but we made a bit of a mess of it, so we're back to make amends and present this item in a professional manner. Jermaine Jackson, who isn't German, but hails from Gary, Indiana, announced yesterday that he wil...
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Funny story: Flintshire County Council To Rename Sponge Pudding

Flintshire County Council To Rename Sponge Pudding

Buoyed by their decision to re-name the stodgy English pudding known for centuries as 'Spotted D**k' (the name is too offensive to be published in this, or indeed any other, publication), Flintshire County Council has today announced a battery of fur...
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Funny story: National Breast Appreciation Day Under Fire From National Basketball Association

National Breast Appreciation Day Under Fire From National Basketball Association

Organisers of the very first event in the US to celebrate the familiar form and much-loved pastime of women's breasts, have attracted criticism from top brass at the National Basketball Association for using the same acronym as the jumping sporting s...
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Funny story: Gay Old Time on American Idol

Gay Old Time on American Idol

It's official - all four judges on Fox's "American Idol" now are gay and have no discernible musical talent. In a stunning turn, AI has named famed lesbian talk show host Ellen DeGeneres as the replacement for outgoing judge Paula "La Lush" Abdul...
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Funny story: Beckham Cock Up Leaves Him Out Of The World Cup

Beckham Cock Up Leaves Him Out Of The World Cup

England have booked themselves a place in the World Cup finals in South Africa next summer, but it looks like one star will be left behind. David Beckham has shot himself in his Adidas Predators for the last time in his international career. The...
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Funny story: Kepler Mission Discovers 500,000 Earth-like Planets

Kepler Mission Discovers 500,000 Earth-like Planets

Houston, TX-- Astonished astronomers working at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced some shocking results today from the Kepler Mission. The space-probe has discovered that we are most definitely not alone. The Earth has 500,000 close neighbour...
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Funny story: A Grim Fairy Tale: Our Very Own President Pinnochio Caught Lying!

A Grim Fairy Tale: Our Very Own President Pinnochio Caught Lying!

City of Catchfools/ A Never Ending Tale - In a night of enlightenment for the US electorate, the US President was exposed in front of the nation as a complex web of lies finally ensnared the little wooden puppet from Chicago, who wanted to become a...
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Funny story: Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer Feud Red Hot!

Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer Feud Red Hot!

The evening news will be worth watching once again, just in case you've turned off the Obama propanda machines during the last year. Why? Because Diane Sawyer is replacing Charles Gibson as anchor there at the first of the year and she and Katie C...
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Funny story: Poland To Destroy All Of Its Piggy Banks

Poland To Destroy All Of Its Piggy Banks

VOX POPULI by Lexington Fabriano Vox Populi is a column of collected factual facts and figurative figures from America and other countries throughout the world that appear in the monthly trivia publication Wild Oatmeal. 1. Poland in an effort to stop the spread of swine flu has ordered that all piggy banks be destroyed. 2. In 2012, the state of Oregon will legally change its name to Or...
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Funny story: President Obama To Address School Janitors Next

President Obama To Address School Janitors Next

OTTUMWA, Iowa - President Barack Obama was in Ottumwa, Iowa to meet with the Popcorn Growers Coalition regarding the popcorn shortage. Lonnie Farlander, founder and president of the PGC, expressed his concern to the president that if something is...
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Funny story: CIA Discover New Al Qaeda Plot

CIA Discover New Al Qaeda Plot

The CIA have today confirmed that it has uncovered a new Al Qaeda plot in North London. Operatives swooped in a raid just after dawn. One man was found at the location, holding something believed to be weighing several pounds, and saying he was g...
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Funny story: Brown Freshman Week kinky initiation ritual for Emma Watson and Scout LaRue Willis!

Brown Freshman Week kinky initiation ritual for Emma Watson and Scout LaRue Willis!

Providence, Rhode Island - (Poison Ivy League Mess): 'A lot like the Skull And Bones but without the osteoporosis'. That's how acolytes describe the ceremonial that awaits Scarlet Letter actress Scout LaRue Willis and Harry Potter star Emma Watson...
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Funny story: TV Report: Pro Football Season Opens Tonight

TV Report: Pro Football Season Opens Tonight

Detroit MI: Hello sports fans this is Kevin of KCAR TV, broadcasting from the media booth at Ford Field. Tonight the 2009 American Football season kicks off with the Detroit Kibitzers Vs the St Louis Nudniks. As many local lions may remember from the 2008 season, the home team didn't win a single game! To liven things up a bit I have asked the lovely Britney to join me and describe some of the...
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Funny story: "No Drama Obama" Blows Top in House Chamber

"No Drama Obama" Blows Top in House Chamber

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama totally lost it in the House of Representatives today after members of both parties made disingenuous remarks. Republican House member Joe Wilson had shouted "You lie!" during the President's health care speech t...
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Funny story: Jordan - Peed Off At Breast Appreciation Day - Gives It The Finger

Jordan - Peed Off At Breast Appreciation Day - Gives It The Finger

Uber breasted glamour model and renowned gobshite, Jordan, who is really heartbroken over her failed marriage to Aussie wailer, Peter Andre, to the extent that she's been photographed topless, with a cage fighter... Well, anyway, she has given the...
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Funny story: It's Official - Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge

It's Official - Ellen DeGeneres Is The New American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula who? The producers of the number one show on American television have just signed day time talk show host Ellen DeGeneres to take Paula "I Want $20 Mil" Abdul's place. American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker, 53, said that the...
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Funny story: President Obama Speech Heckler Pepper Sprayed

President Obama Speech Heckler Pepper Sprayed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what political pundits are calling a first ever for the U.S. Senate, a senator had to be pepper sprayed because of his out-of-line actions. President Obama was talking about how he wanted to dispel the rumor that he was getti...
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Funny story: Ohio State Preempts Outcome, Forfeits to Southern California

Ohio State Preempts Outcome, Forfeits to Southern California

Columbus, Ohio - Confused fans watched in disbelief as Ohio State head coach Jim Tressel surrendered to Southern California head coach Pete Carroll in Ohio Stadium well in advance of the two teams scheduled match-up on Saturday. "I just figured I...
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Funny story: David Hassahoof quits AGT

David Hassahoof quits AGT

David Hassahoof - a long time judge on America Gits Talent - is quitting the talent television show. Fans are threatening to boycott AGT if Simon Codwelt - who runs the reality show - won't settle the dispute between the Hoof and Pierce Urmumagan.
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Funny story: Cockshutt Woodcocks to Audition Cockettes

Cockshutt Woodcocks to Audition Cockettes

COCKSHUTT, NEW ZEALAND, UK Hoping to capitalize on favorable publicity generated by the entire team's appearance at the recent National Penis Day celebration, "Big" Dick Johnson, team captain of the popular Cockshutt Woodcocks Football Club, detaile...
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