Funny story: It's War !

It's War !

As predicted last week, the X Factor has proved to be more insidious than Hitler, and has sparked a new European War. Jones the Steam the secretive leader of the Welsh National Liberation Army "The Viet Taff" has announced that with the demise of...
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Funny story: Somewhat Popular Spoofer Jumps on the Christmas Carol Re-write Bandwagon

Somewhat Popular Spoofer Jumps on the Christmas Carol Re-write Bandwagon

In a pathetic attempt to become more popular and 'fit in', sometime Spoof writer and occasional giver of terrible advice, Madame Bitters has decided to try her hand at a Christmas Carol re-write. Here is the fruit of her efforts: Uncle Claude is Comin' to Town (sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town) You'd better lock up the kiddoes to-day A man in a van is headed your way...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Simon Cowell Finally Admits He Likes Jedward

X-Factor's Simon Cowell Finally Admits He Likes Jedward

LONDON - Simon Cowell, one of Great Britain's richest gents, has finally admitted that he actually likes X-Factor contestants Jedward, aka the Grimes Twins, John and Edward. The Irish twins performed the theme from the Ghostbusters motion picture...
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Funny story: Londoners are lying bastards

Londoners are lying bastards

The good ol London Public have been declared to be 'lying bastards' by the Metropolitan Police Directorate of Professional Standards. Of 5241 complaints against London's darlings the Metropolitan Police Territorial support Group, only 9 people wer...
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Funny story: 'No fixes in boxing' shock claim made by Don King, as Serena Williams defeats Nikolai Valuless to take WBA title

'No fixes in boxing' shock claim made by Don King, as Serena Williams defeats Nikolai Valuless to take WBA title

American Boxing impressario Don King today made the shock claim that boxing title fights are never fixed. 'Well, they just ain't', he said, as he watched a recording of seven foot Russian giant Nikolai Valuless being easily defeated by Serena Will...
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Funny story: Maddie cellphone starts bleeping from China

Maddie cellphone starts bleeping from China

London - (Praia Da Illuzion): Officially, Portuguese detectives never found the pay-as-you-go mobile which Maddie may have accidentally smuggled on holiday inside her cuddle cat. This weekend it suddenly popped up in Beijing after Interpol teleco...
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Funny story: Nation Unites To Condemn Blair and Bush

Nation Unites To Condemn Blair and Bush

Millions of British people today have condemned the war criminals Anthony Blair MP and President George W. Bush, for attempting to invade the sovereign independent nations of Iraq and Afghanistan, leading to thousands of dead civilians and British an...
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Funny story: Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

LONDON- According to my secret source code named slash-8, a new business plan of the Environment Agency will slash carbon emissions by 60 percent, or 13 tonnes. It will leave five million cars on the road, and still reduce emissions! Slash-eigh...
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Funny story: Phone Company Adds Booty Calls to List of Services

Phone Company Adds Booty Calls to List of Services

The telephone company said that Booty Calls will be added to the list of optional services provided to their customers. Booty calls will be charged in a similar fashion to call forwarding, call waiting, and 3 way calling (which can be used in conjun...
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Funny story: Health Care Bill Passes; Fifty-six Republicans to Bethesda Naval Hospital For Treatment

Health Care Bill Passes; Fifty-six Republicans to Bethesda Naval Hospital For Treatment

There was bedlam last night in the US House of Representatives when the history making health care bill was passed. As Democrats,for the most part,cheered and high fived,the Republicans with red faces... jeered, grumbled, yelled, a few cried and seve...
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Funny story: PsychoTown - Part 1

PsychoTown - Part 1

FOREWARD: This is the first news story or article Jesus Budda has written in almost a year. If the fat man can be bothered he will try and update this story every week until it's thrilling conclusion. Dedicated to all the brave police officers out there who are corrupt, incompetent and enjoy masturbation. The district patrol cop stands over the butchered corpse, stroking his chin. "Hey!...
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Funny story: Memes, Themes and Conditions - 10 Newest

Memes, Themes and Conditions - 10 Newest

Appdict - Addicted to using iPhone apps in inappropriate situations. Badge Doubt - The feeling that any badge or security ID shown to you is fake. Fib Blab - Private nickname conservative talk-radio hosts give to their own programs. Flu Reject - Person who does not qualify for any of the official categories of people who are advised to get an H1N1 flu vaccination. Newslech - Male w...
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Funny story: Somali pirates in Nick Griffin kidnap drama. 'Help us' say Somalis

Somali pirates in Nick Griffin kidnap drama. 'Help us' say Somalis

It is believed that Somali pirates have kidnapped BNP leader Nick Griffin, and are holding him hostage on a narrowboat on the Leeds and Liverpool canal in Lancashire. Police negotiators have been talking to a group of armed gunmen who are sailing...
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Funny story: Council bans Remembrance Day parade 'for a laugh'

Council bans Remembrance Day parade 'for a laugh'

In another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad', a town council has banned this morning's Remembrance Day parade on the grounds of 'pins given out with poppies can cause eye-injuries to children - or something.' The town council of Felcham, K...
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Funny story: Metropolitan Police environ-mental

Metropolitan Police environ-mental

It has been announced that protestors are not the only thing the Metropolitan Police are seeking to destroy. Today the UK Metropolitan Police have admitted running the most environmentally unfriendly fleet of vehicles on the planet. With governmen...
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Funny story: Mickey Mouse Undergoes a Makeover

Mickey Mouse Undergoes a Makeover

According to the loveable icon, Mr. Mickey Mouse, "Eighty-one years of being an angelic weakling is more than enough. I've had it. It's time to break out of my shell and move on." Gail Farrelly has gotten the scoop, straight from the Mouse's mouth...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Lip Syncs - Hundreds of Angry Fans Walk Out!

Britney Spears Lip Syncs - Hundreds of Angry Fans Walk Out!

PERTH, Australia - Britney Spears Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has hit some pretty rough waters. The house lights came down, the stage lights went on, and the Louisiana lass came prancing out dressed up as a kangaroo complete with an obligator...
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Funny story: Miss England, Rachel Christie Involved In Pub Brawl Loses Crown

Miss England, Rachel Christie Involved In Pub Brawl Loses Crown

MANCHESTER - The reigning Miss England, Rachel Christie, has voluntarily given up her title after she was involved in a brawl in a pub in Manchester. Clancy "Big Ben" O'Malley, owner of Ye Big Ben Pub said that Miss England walked in, sat down at...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (5'3") and Dannii Minogue (5'2") To Co-Host The Telethon To Benefit Short People

Cheryl Cole (5'3") and Dannii Minogue (5'2") To Co-Host The Telethon To Benefit Short People

MANCHESTER, England - X-Factor Judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue will be co-hosting The 1st Annual Telethon To Benefit Short People. The idea first came to Cole one day when she opened up her kitchen cupboard to get a drinking glass. She said...
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Funny story: Dakota Fanning crying after leaving popular store

Dakota Fanning crying after leaving popular store

Dakota Fanning was spotted crying leaving the popular department store 'Fred Segal' on Monday, fans say. The 11-year-old actress was reportedly seen this week with tears streaming down her face by members of the general public and the Californian...
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Funny story: Santa Arrested on Obscenity Charges

Santa Arrested on Obscenity Charges

Minneapolis - Beloved iconic figure Santa Claus was arrested yesterday on obscenity charges going back decades. District Attorney Arni Applebaum says charges stem from the accused uttering the obscenity "Ho Ho Ho" in public repeatedly during the h...
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Funny story: Walsh in dementia explosion shocker

Walsh in dementia explosion shocker

Louis Walsh, loveable pervert and all round Irish gem shocked the world of entertainment today when his dementia finally revealed itself in a Hiroshima-sized hissy fit. Walsh, 78, a former catholic priest and a current lover of young boy band Jedw...
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