Funny story: Saudis starts the claim game on Yemeni rebels

Saudis starts the claim game on Yemeni rebels

MECCA, Saudi Arabia (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia said on Saturday it had taken control of a strategic jelly bean mountain on the Saudi side of the border with Yemen, clearing the area of Yemeni Shitty rebels trying to eat there Jelly Bean's "The (Saudi)...
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Funny story: Rachel Uchitel internet sex video: Chevron dumps Tiger Woods

Rachel Uchitel internet sex video: Chevron dumps Tiger Woods

Orlando, Fla - (Hanky-Panky): Tiger Woods' multi-million dollar Chervron sponsorship has bombed. A a steamy hole-in-one sex romp video, posted on the YouBoob! internet site, has seriously questioned his he-man reputation. The footage, featuring...
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Funny story: More Questions Than Answers in Death of Commercial Legend

More Questions Than Answers in Death of Commercial Legend

Los Angeles, CA police officials are investigating the apparent shooting death of Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo Bird. Sonny, real name Glen Fitzpatrick, was found dead on November 27th in the two room apartment he shared with his sister Mabel. Fitzpa...
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Funny story: Top 23 Punk Rock Groups That Never Made It Big Time!

Top 23 Punk Rock Groups That Never Made It Big Time!

The Top 23 Punk Rock Groups That Never Made It Big Time: 23. Pudding On The Pants 22. ESAD Speedwagon 21. Mr. Hyde's Hoedown 20. Fit As A Fondle 19. Casket Case 18. Pickle Disease 17. Rubber Up! 16. The Scissors Runners 15. Shit For Brains 14. Best Way To Kill 13. Gary & The Goober Grabbers 12. Time Of The Month Spotting 11. Groin Bald 10. The Fuzz Bu...
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Funny story: Uninvited Book Club Guest Feasted on Shrimp Cocktail

Uninvited Book Club Guest Feasted on Shrimp Cocktail

Lakeville, CT - The infiltration by an uninvited visitor of a monthly book club meeting hosted by Adam Brooks and his wife, Melissa, has sent shockwaves through this sleepy community in upstate Connecticut and demonstrated the frailty of the sanctity...
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Funny story: Mackenzie Phillips Tells Airlines Dad Made Her Bring Drugs

Mackenzie Phillips Tells Airlines Dad Made Her Bring Drugs

According to a highly dubious report, Mackenzie Phillips has been caught once again trying to board a plane by flying down the airport halls with a bag full of odds and ends medications, without their doctor's names attacked. "We might have misse...
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Funny story: The Dick Cheney Story Starring DiCaprio/Clooney, Could Outdo The Twilight Series At Box Office

The Dick Cheney Story Starring DiCaprio/Clooney, Could Outdo The Twilight Series At Box Office

Hollywood is completely wild about the release of rights from the former Vice President, Dick Cheney, or "The Dickster" to make a movie about his life! Among those offering to try out for the role is George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Cheney's...
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Funny story: Make Fun Of A Cripple Day Special Event At T-Baggers Convention In February

Make Fun Of A Cripple Day Special Event At T-Baggers Convention In February

T.J. McCorkle, special events chairman for the T-Bagger Convention to be held February, 2010, in Nashville has announced a major all day event for the conventioneers. "Make Fun Of A Cripple Day, will be a fun day for all" said McCorkle. "We will...
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Funny story: Kevin Skinner Performs A Sold-Out Concert At The White House

Kevin Skinner Performs A Sold-Out Concert At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kevin Skinner, this year's winner of the $1 million first prize on America's Got Talent performed a sold-out Thanksgiving concert at the White House. All of the proceeds from the concert will go directly into The Presidential St...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Maria Sanchez Diego

Lindsay Lohan and Maria Sanchez Diego

Lindsay Lohan helped a Mexican woman named Maria Sanchez Diego to become a man. Lohan was moved by this woman's story when she found out that they were trying to transfer Maria to a women's prison in Mexico for kidnapping a seven year old boy and...
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Funny story: Gatecrashers at US President's party "were black"

Gatecrashers at US President's party "were black"

Washington DC Police have released information about the gate-crashing couple found at the White House yesterday at a US Presidential party. The couple were instantly noticed and thrown out of the party for being "insufficiently pasty-faced", and "of...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise To Be Repossessed

Tom Cruise To Be Repossessed

In order to recoup their massive losses, for selling shoddy mortgages to halfwits, Carblays have put in to a claim to a Dubai court, in order to reposses Tom Cruise within the next 60 days. Cruise, who owns the new highrise "Boisterous Towers", wh...
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Funny story: An Excerpt From A Book By the J-Man

An Excerpt From A Book By the J-Man

I have been writing a book for a few years and it is almost finished. The title is "Called to What?" A few of the writers have asked to see a piece of it, so here is the second chapter. Since it is humorous, and the chapter is about practical jokes, I think it fits here on this site. Many of the references in my book are to my church. If you have questions or need claification, please send...
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Funny story: Why Do I Spoof?

Why Do I Spoof?

I've been asked by people why I write for this website. They say that I "should be using my time doing other, productive things." Like what, watching reality shows on television? They say that I ought to be using my writing talents to make money. Don't I need to develop that talent first? They say that some of what I write is not appropriate to people of all ages and morality levels. And the...
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Funny story: Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Stand United Against Malicious Rumours

Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Stand United Against Malicious Rumours

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart faced the press today in the State Function Room of the Dunbonkin Hotel on New York City's fashionable Fifth Avenue in order to quell a constant stream of outrageous innuendo and ill informed specul...
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Funny story: Church issues credit cards

Church issues credit cards

Archbishop Rowan Williams will announce at this Sunday's mass at Westminster Abbey that the church will actively help those in financial difficulties to overcome them as soon as possible. A small army of three thousand volunteers will go door to...
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Funny story: O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 4

O' Halloran - Murder with a Capital Punishment - Part 4

Previous Chapters: Part 1|Part 2|Part 3 Part 4 Apartment 105. A smelly little dive located in an apartment block that's wedged firmly between "Titty McPenises" strip club and the local sperm bank. Anyone who lives 'round here is either down-on-their-luck plain broke or else just some sleazy fucking creeps. "Who is it?". Asks the voice on the other side of the peephole. "A friend...
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Funny story: Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

Anthropogenic Global Warming Virus Alert

The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Career Over

Tiger Woods Career Over

Much speculation is out over whether Tiger Wood's injuries are large or small but he was knocked out cold until his wife freed him from his auto accident by bashing out the glass with, of all things, a golf club. Wonder which one she used? Ther...
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Funny story: 2012: Time For A Holiday?

2012: Time For A Holiday?

The prophecy dictated by the Mayans that the world, as we know it, will end in 2012 has been thrown in to doubt after a discovery of writings in a Mayan book 'What We Did On Our Holidays'. The book actually states that the world will end at 20:12.
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Driving Woes Continue

Tiger Woods Driving Woes Continue

Tiger Woods well documented troubles with his driving ended in a visit to a Florida hospital in the early hours of Friday morning. He managed to duck hook a 300 yard drive from his garage, ricocheting off a fire hydrant and ending up 50 yards out of...
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Funny story: Russian Train Crash: Yeltsin's Ghost was Driving

Russian Train Crash: Yeltsin's Ghost was Driving

It has been announced in Moscow that the crash of the Moscow-Saint Petersburg train was due to human error - the man at the controls was "not quite himself". He was drunk. The authorities would not at first reveal further details about the cr...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Baby Growing 'At Alarming Rate'

Wayne Rooney Baby Growing 'At Alarming Rate'

Medical staff at a Manchester hospital have described as 'weird' the alarming rate at which the baby of Manchester United and England centre forward Wayne Rooney has been growing since his birth on the 2nd of November. The child, Kai Wayne (laughs...
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Funny story: Obama: "I love the poontang"

Obama: "I love the poontang"

Barack Obama has controversially said that he "loves poontang", and enjoys groupies as a perk of his job. Since becoming President of the USA, he has slept with an estimated 300 fans, many of whom follow his every move as he travels the world. On...
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Funny story: Hitler's missing testicle cloned

Hitler's missing testicle cloned

Scientists from the University of Camford today made a clone of Adolf Hitler's testicle. Hitler was the leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and had a reputation for being undiplomatic. The left testicle was grown in a lab using a tissue sample fr...
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Funny story: Gay men "attracted to same sex"

Gay men "attracted to same sex"

A new study conducted by the University of Oxbridge has discovered that gay men are more likely to be attracted to people of the same sex than people of the opposite sex. In the study, a group of 50 gay men were told to produce a semen sample, and...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Says He's A Victim Of Road Rage

Tiger Woods Says He's A Victim Of Road Rage

ORLANDO, Florida - The world's greatest golfer Eldrick Tont Woods, better known as Tiger Woods has been injured in a one car road rage accident. Tiger Woods received cuts to his face, both his golfing hands, his golfing knees, and his golfing lips...
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Funny story: The Gay Community Is So Mad At Adam Lambert They Want Him To Become Straight

The Gay Community Is So Mad At Adam Lambert They Want Him To Become Straight

SAN FRANCISCO - Hundreds of members of the gay community are so upset with Adam Lambert's sexually-charged gay orgy performance on the American Music Awards show that they want him banned from the gay community. And the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Ag...
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Funny story: Researchers Create World's Smallest Image of Rob Pattinson!

Researchers Create World's Smallest Image of Rob Pattinson!

PALO ALTO, CA (SFO) - When university researchers set out to create the world's smallest image of Rob Pattinson, they ended up setting a record for the smallest image ever, said an assistant professor of physics for the university who directed the wo...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert is Declared Brilliant

Adam Lambert is Declared Brilliant

Not only is Adam Lambert handsome, charming and talented but he has been declared a child of brilliance by "American Mensa" an organization of intelligent people. Gabe Werba a chairman of American Mensa announced during a press conference that Lam...
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Funny story: Man Enters Sweepstakes, Winds Up On Sex Offender Registry

Man Enters Sweepstakes, Winds Up On Sex Offender Registry

November 27, 2009- Local resident Jim Donahue was shocked to discover that he had been added to the National Sex Offender Registry after he entered a popular magazine sweepstakes Saturday. "I was picking which magazines I wanted to subscribe to an...
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Funny story: Prince Charles' Wife Camilla Bowles Disses Beyonce Big Time

Prince Charles' Wife Camilla Bowles Disses Beyonce Big Time

LONDON - Camilla Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall, has remarked to the BBC that the American singer Beyonce dresses much to provocatively and much to trashily. The Empress of Ipswich, stated that Miss Beyonce wears some outlandishly erotic outfits...
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Funny story: Crackers Crash House Bash

Crackers Crash House Bash

Washington D.C. - Making their dream come true, a white Virginia couple somehow breached security and entered into the White House for an Obama dinner party. Secret Service acknowledged the oversight. "It was rather obvious they didn't belong, but...
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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Rushed To The Hospital (Again)

David Hasselhoff Rushed To The Hospital (Again)

MALIBU BEACH, California - David Hasselhoff, noted actor, singer, America's Got Talent judge, and heavy-ass drinker was once again taken to the hospital by ambulance. The "Hoffs" maid Kumiko Takachini, 19, said that she was downstairs watching a J...
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Funny story: Samantha Fox Voted Out Of The Jungle - Katie Price Offers To Step In

Samantha Fox Voted Out Of The Jungle - Katie Price Offers To Step In

Former page three model, and subject of millions of male fantasies back in the 80's, Samantha Fox was tonight voted out of the jungle on ultra crap Z-list celeb reality show "I'm An Asshole! Get Me Out Of Here Now!" The vertically challenged star,...
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Funny story: Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

"I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the 'Twilight' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps in New York City's Hotel Abstinence. On Lexing...
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Funny story: The White House Party Crashers, The Salahis Invited To Play Nude Tennis At The Playboy Mansion

The White House Party Crashers, The Salahis Invited To Play Nude Tennis At The Playboy Mansion

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has invited Tareg and Michaele Salahi to participate in a charity nude tennis match at his Playboy Mansion. The Salahis have gained world wide notoriety for crashing a White House party that honored the...
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Funny story: Organic farmers revel in muck

Organic farmers revel in muck

MUDBURY, UK - Organic farmers raising swine have gathered by the hundreds in Mudbury to celebrate the scientific justification of their farming habits. Following upon publication in the famous science journal Nurture News that 'Dirty pigs are healthy...
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