Funny story: Local Man Injured Carrying Wardrobe

Local Man Injured Carrying Wardrobe

A local man, the son of a Dublin shellfish vendor was today seriously injured transporting a wardrobe purchased via internet trading site eBay from the Kangoo to the house. Damian Hogan, 51 - of Portsmouth whined like a little bitch when his wife...
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Funny story: The U.S. Senate Passes A Botox Tax - Burt Reynolds Says He'll Have To File Bankruptcy

The U.S. Senate Passes A Botox Tax - Burt Reynolds Says He'll Have To File Bankruptcy

SANTA MONICA, California - Former actor Burt Reynolds who gained world wide fame through his Smokey and The Bandit Movies 1 thru 17, was saddened to hear about the new Federal Botox Tax. Reynolds, who says that every day he regrets dumping Sally F...
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Funny story: New EU President promised to do nothing

New EU President promised to do nothing

In an interview with The Vatican Times the new President of the European Union Herman Van Rompuy promised that he would do nothing relevant during his presidency. He said that he had a firm agreement with the Pope to remain as obscure as possible...
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Funny story: Irish ask FA and SFA for invasion replay

Irish ask FA and SFA for invasion replay

The Irish today asked the FA and SFA for a replay of their invasion and settlement by English and Scottish incomers that culminated in the total defeat of Ireland in the early 1600s. Ireland had never been a single nation until it was colonised by...
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Funny story: Baroness Bonkers is new EU Veep

Baroness Bonkers is new EU Veep

Brussels - (Sprouts): Baroness Bonkers of Upper Barking is the new Veep to koala bear-faced EU President Herman Van Rumpy-Pumpy. Gorgon Brown's shoo-in slipped in craftily after a classic Labour backstab put the kybosh up Tony Blair's dream. A...
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Funny story: Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

For Spoof writer Skoob1999 a breaking news item concerning complaints over a television ad was the final straw. Choking and spluttering over his beer, Skoob, usually a well balanced individual, promptly kicked the cat and ripped up his daily newsp...
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Funny story: The X-Factor: Jedward Will Lose Says PM!

The X-Factor: Jedward Will Lose Says PM!

A last minute prediction by Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reached the ears of the Irish twins, John and Edward. They say they will put everything into it to see that Mr. Brown is wrong. "That just gives us an extra incentive, doesn't it?" stated...
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Funny story: Cocks: TV Regulator rules against Balls

Cocks: TV Regulator rules against Balls

Global sausage manufacturer 'Balls Sausages' lost their battle with the TV regulator today regarding complaints raised about an advert shown in July. 35 people complained about the advert which depicted a normal family of four sitting down to dinn...
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Funny story: New Reality Show, "Fat Nudes Eating Foods" A Hit!

New Reality Show, "Fat Nudes Eating Foods" A Hit!

It seems like a new show "Fat Nudes Eating Foods" has hit a home run as it drew top ratings for it's time slot on it's first two appearances. "We're really hot with this one", stated Producer Banana Downspout. "How can you miss with food and naked...
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Funny story: Scientists Confirm At Least Two Alien Spacecraft Orbiting Our Planet

Scientists Confirm At Least Two Alien Spacecraft Orbiting Our Planet

Space Central Command-- Excited astronomers confirmed today there are at least two, and possibly five, alien spacecraft hovering above our planet. The president was notified immediately, as well as the military. The spacecraft are considered hostil...
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Funny story: Russia prove to the world they are "humane" they ban the death penalty but re-open Siberian Stalags!

Russia prove to the world they are "humane" they ban the death penalty but re-open Siberian Stalags!

Russia have banned the death penalty, proving to the rest of the world that they are "Humane" after all! Whilst announcing this moral step President Medvedev also announced alternative solutions for Russia's serial killers, rapists, Mafia Mob Boss...
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Funny story: Somalian Pirates Shock Surprise

Somalian Pirates Shock Surprise

Somalian pirates received a jolly good pasting today, and one they were truly not expecting. Eyewitnesses report that a small 8 man speed boat was despatched across the waves off the Somalian coast, to intercept a large commercial vessel carrying...
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Funny story: Thief'ry Hand'ry: "France 'accidently' qualified for the 2010 World Cup Finals!"

Thief'ry Hand'ry: "France 'accidently' qualified for the 2010 World Cup Finals!"

Stade De France: France 1-1 Rep. of Ireland. Thief'ry Hand'ry handles the ball twice before laying the ball off to William Gallas to put into the net, and give France an all important match equaliser and aggregate lead minutes from the end of extra-...
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Funny story: Cheating, bent, corrupt French slither through, the HAND certainly not of Mon Dieu!

Cheating, bent, corrupt French slither through, the HAND certainly not of Mon Dieu!

The brave, fighting, bulldog Irish nearly stuffed the French Football team yesterday, only an act of pure corruption allowed the "Froggies" to hop through! The whole world saw it, only the blind, stupid, bought Ref didn't! Who wants the Irish w...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Invited To Dinner At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Invited To Dinner At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

BEVERLY HILLS - Hugh Hefner, the chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises threw an $800,000 sit down dinner at his Playboy Mansion in honor of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart. The 20 guests were t...
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Funny story: The first Mrs Blair

The first Mrs Blair

Havana - (Cohiba Cohabitee): Pyongyang Fist Wives Club founder Mrs Tony Blair Mk#1 has come out of the woodwork, demanding her lawfully-wedded honors a 1968 prenup. Gladys Crippen-Ratzinger was never actually divorced from her young Tone whom she...
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Funny story: Rudolph Caught with Mrs. Claus, Santa Pissed

Rudolph Caught with Mrs. Claus, Santa Pissed

Busy finishing his list and then checking it twice, Santa Claus, figurehead of some Western commercial holiday notoriety, caught one of his employees doing the Christmas shuffle with his wife in the back of his Sleigh. Shocked then infuriated, Cla...
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Funny story: PsychoTown - Part 9

PsychoTown - Part 9

Psycho Town Recap: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6| Part 7| Part 8 CHAPTER 9 8pm O' Halloran walks into the station house looking like shit. "Hey, O' Halloran , you look like shit", says the token black detective. He's right and O' Halloran knows it. That's the last time he wears his dog turd outfit to work: Halloween and birthday parties are the only occasio...
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Funny story: Barack Obama Up Against The Wall In China

Barack Obama Up Against The Wall In China

President Barack has completed his trip to China and is already denying that he traded the Ford Company for a cancellation of most of our debt. "That's simply not true", stated an aide. "I was there and it was for the state of Montana, but they tu...
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Funny story: Will Sarah Palin Be Our Next President?

Will Sarah Palin Be Our Next President?

Sarah Palin, either you love her or hate her. Either way, she stays in the public eye and is actually getting more popular everyday, from the cover of magazines to writing her new book, to resigning as Governor of Alaska. She is ridiculed and she...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Would Have Sex With a Woman

Adam Lambert Would Have Sex With a Woman

"She would have to be someone very special that liked me for what I am and what I believe, what I do", he explained, according to a source that relayed the story to The Truth Tattler. Apparently, the reason Lambert knows this is because he has met...
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Funny story: Boomtown Rats To Re-Release 'Banana Republic'

Boomtown Rats To Re-Release 'Banana Republic'

Bob Geldof has announced that the Boomtown Rats are to reissue their classic track 'Banana Republic' in order to cash in on the banana craze currently sweeping satirical website theSpoof.com "What these people are doing with bananas is amazing," G...
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Funny story: President "Brobama" Meets His Half Bro Mark Ndesandjo and The Two Shoot Hoops In China

President "Brobama" Meets His Half Bro Mark Ndesandjo and The Two Shoot Hoops In China

BEIJING, China - President Obama visiting China had an opportunity to visit with his half brother Mark Ndesandjo (pronounced: MARK san-JA-ya) The two met at a Beijing McDonald's where they talked about old times and how both like to drink beer, li...
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Funny story: Analysis: 12.9 Million, Not 2.5 Million, Jobs Gained Under Bush

Analysis: 12.9 Million, Not 2.5 Million, Jobs Gained Under Bush

Those who know stats of the US job market are aware of the bitter fact that during the eight years of President George W. Bush, the economy gained only 2.58 million jobs. The main reasons for these bleak numbers are the recessionary, job-losing econo...
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Funny story: Spoof Club Part Quattro

Spoof Club Part Quattro

The Search for Redlich - Feeling like it might still be the day before tomorrow, I wandered in a pleasant haze through Leidseplein Platz looking for the perfect all-beef Chicago hot dog with spicy brown mustard and freshly cut onions. It took another 2 hours of walking in circles, hard to do in a public square, but completely rational behavior for one still blown away by the quality of the...
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Funny story: Slough crematorium on stand-by for Queen's wedding anniversary shocker!

Slough crematorium on stand-by for Queen's wedding anniversary shocker!

Windsor - (Barking): Seventeen years after IRA arsonists ravaged Windsor Castle the Queen's 62nd wedding anniversary is looking bleak. A poor showing at Wednesday's State Opening of Parliament triggered an immediate booking at Slough crematorium.
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Funny story: 'Sinister new bridgework' blamed for EU's Blair revulsion

'Sinister new bridgework' blamed for EU's Blair revulsion

Brussels - (Euro-Septics): Dodgy new veneers and over-zealous use of dental implants have been blamed for Tony Blair's fading EU presidential campaign. The hasbeen's gnasher-flashing plummeted to new depths this week as UK news cameramen complaine...
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Funny story: Billy Bob Thornton To Do "The Alan Greenspan Story"

Billy Bob Thornton To Do "The Alan Greenspan Story"

We thought it impossible but Billy Bob Thornton has captured the raw courage, the great excitement of Federal Chairman Alan Greenspan, over those hectic years. Alan Greenspan (born March 6, 1926) was THE American economist who served as Chairman of the Federal Reserve of the United States from 1987 to 2006. This reporter was simply amazed at the sneak preview. The door opens. Congress is...
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Funny story: Obama Administration Labeled 'a bunch of kumquats' as Banana Boy Walks Free from US Courts!

Obama Administration Labeled 'a bunch of kumquats' as Banana Boy Walks Free from US Courts!

Following the inept prosecution of international stalker 'Banana Boy', AKA Colonel Juan, leaders of the free world's law enforcement agencies have labeled the Obama Administration a collection of 'kumquats' that couldn't find their arse with both han...
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Funny story: Captain Scarlet Living In Yarmouth

Captain Scarlet Living In Yarmouth

Mr Indestructible himself, Captain Scarlet, has been tracked down to a single person's bedsit in Great Yarmouth, U.K. The former international agent of Spectrum has recently been living as a recluse, following the final destruction of his arch nem...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown was replaced three months ago

Gordon Brown was replaced three months ago

An insider from Number Ten revealed that Gordon Brown was replaced by a lookalike following a deal struck between the Labour Government and the Tories. According to the deal the lookalike Brown would prepare the ground for a landslide Tory victor...
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Funny story: IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

IBM synthetic cat brain "going rogue"

PORTLAND OR - According to my source, Mr. Watson, IBM (ittybitty machine corporation) has produced a computer program that is smarter than a cat. When they tested it using an IQ test, the cat failed completely, unable to even hold the pencil. The...
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Funny story: Banana Boy Admits He's The Illegitimate Grandson of Carmen Miranda aka The Tutti Fruitti Hat Lady

Banana Boy Admits He's The Illegitimate Grandson of Carmen Miranda aka The Tutti Fruitti Hat Lady

PLANTATION, Florida - The infamous Banana Boy, who's real name is Paquito De Los Platanatitos, confided to Larry King that he is the long lost illegitimate grandson of the Queen of the Cha Cha Cha, the fruit salad hatted Carmen Miranda. Miss Miran...
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Funny story: Porn Star Jenna Jameson To Come Out of Retirement And Make An X-Rated Flick With Levi Johnston

Porn Star Jenna Jameson To Come Out of Retirement And Make An X-Rated Flick With Levi Johnston

SAN FRANCISCO - The world's most famous porn star Jenna Jameson, who has 143 movies to her credit, has agreed to come out of retirement in order to star in a movie with ex-Governor Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston. The movie is ent...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Thrashes "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" All To Hell

Miley Cyrus Thrashes "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" All To Hell

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Miley Cyrus was in town serving as the Grand Marshal in The 53rd Annual Fried Okra Days Festival Parade. The parade which draws floats and bands from as far off as Bunkie, Louisiana, and Andalusia, Alabama has been featured...
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Funny story: Jedward Will NEVER Play Support For The Bonkettes

Jedward Will NEVER Play Support For The Bonkettes

Stunning news just emerging from the PR HQ of top Brit girl band The Bonkettes suggests that Jedward, Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes, of the vertical hairstyles, a bit like boxing promoter Don King, but different, WILL NEVER SUPPORT THE BONKE...
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Funny story: Transvestite Obama Impersonator Arrested for Indecent Exposure

Transvestite Obama Impersonator Arrested for Indecent Exposure

Where is Oprah when you need her? She should have been on hand at the Golden Anum Club on the weekend, when a highly popular Bay Area Obama impersonator, Ivanna Talleywhacker, (his stage name)was arrested for indecent exposure early Saturday morning...
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Funny story: Man Smells Ghost's Fart

Man Smells Ghost's Fart

A man in Leamington Spa was shocked and surprised to smell a ghost's fart in the early hours of yesterday morning. Ken Arrad from Warwick, had been staying in "The Spherical Beast" for the last three nights, but today, he felt that he couldn't st...
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Funny story: Lib Dems To Release Range Of Sex Toys

Lib Dems To Release Range Of Sex Toys

The Liberal Democrats want to sex up their campaign towards the next general election, and have decided to release a number of naughty toy products in the run-up to Christmas. Dick Cockburns MP was recently interviewed for the Guardian, where he s...
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Funny story: Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.

Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.

Fresh from comforting Katie Price in the Australian jungle over rumours that she was being vote-rigged (or gerrymandered) into performing Bushtucker Trials because she's got huge breasts and the Bilderbungalow Group held a grudge against her, banana...
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Funny story: Bible Basher Breaks Knuckle Bone In Bible Belt

Bible Basher Breaks Knuckle Bone In Bible Belt

Local preacher and tub thumping evangelist, Deano Twogood Sonofapreacherman, was this evening recovering in his room at the Flashlight Motel in Snakebite, Kentucky, after getting a little carried away raising donations at 'The Church Of The Sacred Wa...
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Funny story: Gordon Keeps An Eye On His Constituents

Gordon Keeps An Eye On His Constituents

A large row erupted in Gordon Brown's Kirkaldy & Cowdenbeth constituency, after the local rag, The Bruiser Gazette discovered that Gordon Brown had been secretly deployed as a roving CCTV station on specific Saturday nights between April and Dece...
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Funny story: Obama Justice Department Led by Eric Holder Loses Case Against Banana Boy: Stalker on Loose Again!

Obama Justice Department Led by Eric Holder Loses Case Against Banana Boy: Stalker on Loose Again!

No money, no jobs, and now NO JUSTICE for the radioactive stalker Banana Boy who President Obama just yesterday said was guaranteed to get the death penalty when tried personally in a Court of Law in New York city by Attorney General Eric Holder.
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Funny story: Dan Marino To Change Name After European Country Mix-up

Dan Marino To Change Name After European Country Mix-up

Former Miami Dolphins QB Dan Marino has told reporters that he is considering changing his name after a series of embarrassing mix-ups which resulted in him becoming confused with the tiny landlocked European country of San Marino. Marino (Dan) to...
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Funny story: Jordan aka Katie Price's Jungle Challenges - Are They A Conspiracy By The Bildabungalow Group?

Jordan aka Katie Price's Jungle Challenges - Are They A Conspiracy By The Bildabungalow Group?

Poor old Katie Price. Her return to the jungle in star-studded I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has resulted in her phone poll nomination to partake in every 'Bushtucker Trial' has been regarded as an innate hostility harboured for her by the Great...
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Funny story: Chris Moyles Strangled By His Own Voice

Chris Moyles Strangled By His Own Voice

Infamous Gobshite "Comedian" Cwis Moyles was found dead in an East London crack den on Tuesday night. Initial reports believe that he had severely overdosed on experimental drugs, by taking copious amounts of "J!---&%", and needle marks in his g...
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Funny story: Chaquita Banana Claims She was STALKED by Rogue Banana Boy on Nude Beach!

Chaquita Banana Claims She was STALKED by Rogue Banana Boy on Nude Beach!

The Venezuelan Federales are on the look out tonight for a rogue stalker calling himself "Banana Boy" and exposing himself to unsuspecting tourists on the last free space in Venezuela where residents can legally express themselves.....the Nude Beach...
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Funny story: Banana Boy Takes On Turnip Gang

Banana Boy Takes On Turnip Gang

Banana Boy, the newest crime fighting teenage super hero, was victorious in his battle against the dreaded Turnip Gang. Apprehended were Turnip Tom (the leader), Asparagus Bob, Sofie the Onions, and Cauliflower Ears Deano. The quartet are being hel...
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Funny story: Banana Boy To Pose For Teen Magazines Due to His Sex A-Peel

Banana Boy To Pose For Teen Magazines Due to His Sex A-Peel

Teenaged crime fighter Banana Boy has been signed by Tiger Beat, Teen Beat, and Heart Throb magazines to pose for photo shoots. The newest teen sensation will be the cover boy for each magazine's January issue do to his sex a-peel. Young girls al...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Slams Twilight!

Miley Cyrus Slams Twilight!

In an interview by an Ohio radio station prior to a concert on Sunday night, Miley Cyrus was asked what she thought about the Twilight Saga. She could have simply said she's never read the books or seen the first movie as the second one, New Moon,...
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Funny story: Five Ways to Brighten a Dull Day in the Office

Five Ways to Brighten a Dull Day in the Office

Life in the public service, or any other bureaucracy for that matter, can have its boring moments when nothing appears to be happening. This may happen quite a lot if you are implementing the five paradigms of government properly. In times like these, you will need to have some ways to brighten up your day and give your public service life some meaning. Cultivate a Grudge All good bureaucra...
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Funny story: Shock. Horror. Adam Green still not very well known in Britain

Shock. Horror. Adam Green still not very well known in Britain

Katarina Frogpond (that's me) has the sad duty to announce that Adam Green (very big in Germany) is still not very well known in Britain. Katarina came across this fact when she went to her local independent record shop and tried to buy one of h...
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