Funny story: United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short

United Fans 5-Star Liverpool Spoof Movie Short

A 43 minute long fictional Spoof film which portrays a Spoofatised 'account' of Rafa Benitez's half time team talk in the 2005 CL Final in Istanbul, where the Reds trailed by three goals to AC Milan, has been roundly 5 starred by Manchester United fa...
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Funny story: "Freddie Mercury ate my flatmate"

"Freddie Mercury ate my flatmate"

For many years now, possibly since time itself began, humankind has devoted an eternity to the never ending search for the perfect newspaper story headline. Could that never ending search be finally coming to an end? From the moment our ancesto...
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Funny story: Jungle Joe Bugner cries: Get Me In There!

Jungle Joe Bugner cries: Get Me In There!

Former boxer Joe Bugner is set to have his own 'Rumble in the Jungle' when he becomes the latest to join I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. The heavyweight hardman is stepping in to replace Camilla Giddyup who quit the show after just five days.
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Funny story: Kitty Kelly outed as 'Glowing Rouge: Pitbull-in-Lipstick Gets a Makeover' ghostwriter

Kitty Kelly outed as 'Glowing Rouge: Pitbull-in-Lipstick Gets a Makeover' ghostwriter

Juneau, Alaska - (Kitty Litter): Poison pen specialist Kitty Kelly was laughing all the way to her First Carpetbaggers Bank of Prudhoe Bay safety deposit box today. A seven figure banker's draft from publisher HarpyCollins guarantees one of the be...
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Funny story: Burt Reynolds sold on ebay

Burt Reynolds sold on ebay

Movie legend Burt Reynolds has been sold on eBay to actor Mickey Rourke. Reynolds, the star of Smokey & the Bandit, was bought for $25K last week by Angel Heart star Rourke. Rourke, who staged a massive comeback with The Wrestler, has refus...
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Funny story: Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Press releases from the new book, "The Audacity To Win", claims that John Edwards offered a deal to Barack Obama to deliver southern white voters to Obama and then offered the same deal to Hillary Clinton, if either would name him as their VP candida...
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Funny story: Experts forecast surge of GMO zombies

Experts forecast surge of GMO zombies

NAIROBI and MINDINAO - Experts on genetic modification of crops from the Amsterdam-based multinational Greenprice International are forecasting a surge of what observers calls 'GMO zombies'. 'Our experts in Africa and the Philippines have found th...
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Funny story: BBCI's Saturday Night Schedules - January 2010

BBCI's Saturday Night Schedules - January 2010

6.00 - The News with Hugh Edwards 6.01 - The News with Kate Silverton 6.02 - Russel Brand 6.03 - Jonathan Ross 6.04 - Hole in the Wall. Not the Game show, an actual hole in a wall. 6.15 - Fixing a Hole in the Wall. Aled Jones and Nick Knowles discuss DIY with Handy Andy. 6.50 - Kerry Katona's TV Fart - Once more, BBC 'borrows' a format from ITV 7.20 - Your Parents have heard of me!! Can I h...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert's Homosexual 'Gimmick'

Adam Lambert's Homosexual 'Gimmick'

In a bizarre twist last night, American Idol Runner Up Adam Lambert's publicist admitted something fans had been hotly debating since Lambert first appeared on our screens in late 2008. Sorry boys, the Python-clutching glam rocker is in fact STRAIGH...
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Funny story: Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael's Death, Suffers Another Wardrobe "Malfunction"!

Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael's Death, Suffers Another Wardrobe "Malfunction"!

In an ABC interview with Robin Roberts Wednesday morning, Janet Jackson stated that she blamed her brother, Michael's physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, for his death earlier this year. Then, after Robert's asked her about Michael having a drug problem...
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Funny story: X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Consoles Adam Lambert Over His Breakup With Drake LaBry

X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Consoles Adam Lambert Over His Breakup With Drake LaBry

LONDON - The BBC and The Liverpool Scouser Gazette are both reporting that X-Factor contestant Danyl Johnson recently flew to Los Angeles to console Adam Lambert after learning that Lambert had broken up with boyfriend Drake LaBry. Johnson who had...
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Funny story: Bloodthirsty tourists must wait to visit the "Torture Chambers of Guantanamo Bay," Obama forgot about them!

Bloodthirsty tourists must wait to visit the "Torture Chambers of Guantanamo Bay," Obama forgot about them!

Busy shaking hands and kissing babies in Asia, President Obama totally forgot about closing the Guantanamo Bay Torture Chambers! Thousands of blood-thirsty global tourists dying to visit the site are now very upset and are demanding their money ba...
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Funny story: Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!

Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!

Blimp chested media seeking missile Katie Price today caused havoc at the I'm A Non Celebrity base camp. Ms Price was reportedly embroiled in a heated argument with production officials in a bid to garner yet more money for her already over paid a...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown's New Year Resolution

Gordon Brown's New Year Resolution

1) Hand over power to someone younger. 2) Hang out with Tony Blair more. 3) Hang out with David Cameron less. 4) Smile. 5) Shake Hands with people less. 6) Finish War and Peace. 7) Or at least one of them. 8) Write Memoirs. 9) Thank actor David Morrisey for playing me on screen. 10) Finish my projected volume of 15,000 haiku's. 11) Invent the 77 blade razor, because you can never get too...
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Funny story: "Silicone Sister Jordan's" transvestite boyfriend is thrown in the slammer, his "red hot" butt hasn't been the same since!

"Silicone Sister Jordan's" transvestite boyfriend is thrown in the slammer, his "red hot" butt hasn't been the same since!

One of the "Silicone Sisters" (Jordan) ex's dressing like a NY hardcore Transvestite was recently arrested after protests from Jehovah's witnesses about his disgraceful, in the sewer, publicity stunts! Jordan, publicity hungry Bitch, dared him to...
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Funny story: Jedward's woes

Jedward's woes

Beloved evil twins John and Edward from some god-forsaken TV show are said to be confused by their new found success. John, or Edward told us: 'It is completely unbelievable that so many people love us. I mean, in school people loated us and every...
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Funny story: Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!

Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!

In a very kinky case of mixed fruit, teenage stars Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota have been linked to Spoof Pornographer Colonel Juan, the third world's answer to our own Roman Polanski. The Colonel, who never met a press conference he didn't ge...
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Funny story: UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

A formerly obscure, but wildly popular UK woman in her village of Dudley for her propensity to have over 300 orgasms a day, was taken off the dole and offered a prestigious job in the US as a Humidor for former President Bill Clinton's priceless ciga...
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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy theorists at the annual UFO Symposium in Roswell, New Mexico have accused the Hannah Group of attempting to brainwash the youth of the world. Group spokesman Niles Myles issued a statement saying that: "We think that the multi-national...
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Funny story: Hannah Dakota Fanning Upset With Miley Cyrus About Hannah Montana

Hannah Dakota Fanning Upset With Miley Cyrus About Hannah Montana

HOLLYWOOD - Hannah Dakota Fanning has come to Hollywood to participate in the premier of the new Stephenie Meyers movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The 15-year-old native of Georgia was asked how it felt working on a movie that is destined to bre...
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Funny story: Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft

Dakota Fanning Sues Hannah Montana for Identity Theft

Actress Dakota Fanning has filed a lawsuit in California courts claiming that the Hannah Montana television show has stolen her identity. Fanning, whose full name is Hannah Dakota Fanning, claims that the program stole her name by dropping her last...
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Funny story: Going Rogue? You Betcha - I Gotcha Your Crotcha!

Going Rogue? You Betcha - I Gotcha Your Crotcha!

Sarah Palin's book tour started yesterday with much fanfare. A one sentence summary of the book might be a line from the book Barefoot Boy With Cheek written by Max Shulman in 1943….."I only have one friend and I hate him" Palin, whose book is num...
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Funny story: Playmate Joanna Krupa Airbrushed Off Dancing With The Stars

Playmate Joanna Krupa Airbrushed Off Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The sexy, svelte, and sultry Joanna Krupa has been eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. The bottom two couples were Kelly Osbourne and her partner Louis Van Amstel and Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough. The other two DWTS couples who...
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Funny story: Hooded Nude Bill Clinton In XXX Midget Movie Identified By Lewinsky

Hooded Nude Bill Clinton In XXX Midget Movie Identified By Lewinsky

"That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies. Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near th...
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Funny story: Secret Revealed: Dakota Fanning is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

Secret Revealed: Dakota Fanning is Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

On the television show Hannah Montana, the characters of sixteen year old Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana are played by Miley Cyrus. This publication has learned that the real name of fifteen year old actress Dakota Fanning is Hannah Dakota Fanning...
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Funny story: Man's Head Found In Watercooler.

Man's Head Found In Watercooler.

A man's head was found inside an office watercooler today. The unidentified male was later identified. Police have yet to release the identification of the male who has now been identified. Sources say they know who it is though. How the head came...
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Funny story: Office Plant Magnate Dies And So Do Plants

Office Plant Magnate Dies And So Do Plants

Terry Aldous Greenthumm was found dead and partially decomposed in his New York apartment this morning, apparently expiring from natural causes up to two weeks prior. Greenthumm, owner of the largest conglomerate of commercial building plant supplie...
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Funny story: UFO tractor beam behind Death Valley gliding rocks

UFO tractor beam behind Death Valley gliding rocks

NASA HQ, Roswell - (X-Files): "ET's building another Stonehenge right here in Death Valley," NASA boss and First Earth Battalion CEO General Albert Stubblebine III told reporters today. His comments follow intense UFO tractor beam activity which P...
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Funny story: Katie Price 'Putting It On' Say Docs.

Katie Price 'Putting It On' Say Docs.

For years we all thought gargantuan jugged bint Katie Price was a complete self absorbed, waste of space airhead. Well readers, turns out we were wrong. Doctors Pratt and Stanley, of Essex, revealed today that Price was infact 'putting it on'. "It...
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Funny story: 450-Pound Kirstie Falls Into Lady's Pool Monday Night

450-Pound Kirstie Falls Into Lady's Pool Monday Night

A Spotsville, North Carolina woman who heard a giant splash in her backyard discovered a 450-pound Kirstie Alley had fallen into her swimming pool in the dark. WACKO-TV reports that the big actress fell into Maudie Buchanan's covered pool on Monda...
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Funny story: Puppies constellation vampire star named after Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin

Puppies constellation vampire star named after Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Wallachia): Announcing the honor Search for Extraterrestiral Intelligence (SETI) chief Carl Sagan said today the V445 supoernova 'had been sucking in gas from a neighbouring star'. "Accordingly, we name the V445 vampire The...
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Funny story: Yet Another Celebrity Show To Hit The Airwaves

Yet Another Celebrity Show To Hit The Airwaves

With 'I'm A Non Celebrity..' and 'Strictly' and the host of other celebrity challenge shows gracing our TV screens nightly, many thought the genre had been well and truly exhausted. But oh no. There's another on it's way. 'Celebrity Dancing On Mic...
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Funny story: Katie Price can never win Bikini War, international banger boffin tells bazooka watchers

Katie Price can never win Bikini War, international banger boffin tells bazooka watchers

As a leading style pundit, fashion consultant and one of the world's foremost experts on the female body, Gok Wan reckons he's seen everything. From civilian baps to Hollywood bazookas, he's handled them all. In fact, Gok says, he's felt up more wome...
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Funny story: More Obama Chants from Shanghai Students at Town Hall Meeting!

More Obama Chants from Shanghai Students at Town Hall Meeting!

President Barack Hussein Obamasan, flush from yet another meeting with a family member, this time step brother Mark Ndesandjo, product of his father's third wife, was welcomed by a programmed group of university students who sang his praises. The...
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Funny story: The Queen's Speech In Full

The Queen's Speech In Full

'At this time of the year we know it is a special time for you and your families, but this year has been a difficult one for many. Some will have struggled with managing household bills, some will have had to spend less on heating in their castles, some will have had to cut back on the number of servants they have. Our own family only had eight months' holiday this year, and even our eldest son...
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Funny story: New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

A new mobile handset is set to be launched and take the rapping world by storm. The Banana Aiii-phone is due for release in the next three minutes worldwide. Specifically designed with the rapper or 'street' bling merchant in mind, it will come pa...
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Funny story: Boyle Is Finally Lanced

Boyle Is Finally Lanced

Scottish tugboat Susan Boyyle has been wounded in a medieval joust at Warwick Castle last night. The West Lothian munter was appearing at the joust to settle a score with her old teachers over recent reports she was beaten for being 'a bit of a sp...
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Funny story: Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...
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Funny story: Actors of 'Lost' and 'Prisoner' join to perform 'Lost Prisoner' on TV

Actors of 'Lost' and 'Prisoner' join to perform 'Lost Prisoner' on TV

Lost Angels CA - According to my source, the corner druggist, several pallets of yellow, orange, green, blue, and red pills are missing. My Malibu informant has located the pills at the home of one of the stars of Lost, where they were mostly consum...
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Funny story: Andre set to enter jungle, again.

Andre set to enter jungle, again.

The producers of, 'I'm a minor celebrity...give me exposure', must be rubbing their Armani clad thighs with glee today after 90's pop sensation Peter Andre agreed to go back in to the jungle. It's been reported that Peter has been paid a whopping...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag

Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag

There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties". Apparently,...
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Funny story: As old as time? Aspartame disease plagued Pharaoh's court

As old as time? Aspartame disease plagued Pharaoh's court

WASHINGTON DC - According to sources at FDA, you can't blame this one on the FDA: Researchers have found signs of aspartame disease -- normally thought of as a modern disease caused by toxic artificial sweeteners protected by the FDA-- in 3,700-year-...
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Funny story: The Nude Photos of The First Mama, Michelle Obama Appear To Be Fake

The Nude Photos of The First Mama, Michelle Obama Appear To Be Fake

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - The president and the first lady were in Shreveport attending the birthday celebration of one of Michelle Obama's cousins TaTaQuisha Fillipity. TaTaQuisha, who turned 21, was recently named Shreveport's Miss Shrimp Gumbo Et...
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Funny story: Teacher Adopts Strange Pet

Teacher Adopts Strange Pet

It might seem like a strange kind of pet to many people, but one Englishman living in Thailand has adopted what seems to be the perfect live-in companion for his Bangkok apartment - a cockroach! Monkey Woods, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Dumps Drake LaBry Says He Thinks He Likes Girls

Adam Lambert Dumps Drake LaBry Says He Thinks He Likes Girls

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Adam Lambert in a surprise move that surprised even his mom said that he has officially dumped his boyfriend Drake LaBry. Lambert sitting at a local Margaritas & Things Lounge revealed that he wanted everyone to know that Drak...
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Funny story: Santa Found Dead; Count Dracula in Questioning

Santa Found Dead; Count Dracula in Questioning

Santa Claus was found one week ago strangled in the North Pole with no evidence except for a few strands of hair which belonged to Count Dracula. He was brought into questioning and claimed he was at the North Pole to play poker with the invisible m...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney To Have Muzzle Fitted

Wayne Rooney To Have Muzzle Fitted

News just in from Old Trafford is that Manchester United and Englad forward Wayne Rooney is to attempt to curb his enthusiasm for criticising anything that moves, by having a muzzle fitted. Rooney is to be penalised by the FA for making comments t...
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Funny story: Zombie Survival Skills Needed

Zombie Survival Skills Needed

In Toledo, Ohio, November 15th, 2009, 10 university students at went missing but reappeared 36 hours later. They were not approached with open arms because of their rotting skin and dried blood around their mouths. They went missing around the H1N1...
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Funny story: EPA Places Women on the Endangered Species List

EPA Places Women on the Endangered Species List

Washington DC: The EPA Administrator has placed women between the ages of 25 to 50 years old on the agency's endangered species list (ESL). The EPA used the same logic that environmentalists used to get the Polar Bear placed on the ESL. While the...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit

Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit

45-year-old former beauty queen, former Alaska Governor and current best selling author Sarah Palin revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book "Going Rogue" that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor. "My husband...
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Funny story: Comrades At Fox News Band Together To Stop Socialism And Make The U.S. Safe For Fascism

Comrades At Fox News Band Together To Stop Socialism And Make The U.S. Safe For Fascism

The super-patriot comrades at Fox News are proving that they are ever vigilant to keep America safe from Socialism (bad!!!!) and safe for Fascism (good!!!!). They are not missing a heartbeat at tearing down any project put forth by President Obama (b...
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