Funny story: Satanic Slutz prank was a right laugh says Russell Brand

Satanic Slutz prank was a right laugh says Russell Brand

London - (Monster Munch): One year on after being outed in the shagging of Andrew Sachs's granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Slutz' Baillie and Russell Brand is unrepentant. "Would I have humped her if he wasn't her grandpa?" Brand mused before today...
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Funny story: Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's 'Twilight' Premier On Sky TV Causes Havoc In UK Household.

Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart's 'Twilight' Premier On Sky TV Causes Havoc In UK Household.

The television premiere of cult vampire movie, Twilight, on Sky Movies Premier this evening caused chaos in one UK household. Spoof correspondent Skoob1999 wanted to watch the movie so that he could gain a further degree of understanding of the Ro...
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Funny story: "No use hidin' behin' Randy Gerber!" Laura tells Dubya as man indicted on Crawford extortion charges

"No use hidin' behin' Randy Gerber!" Laura tells Dubya as man indicted on Crawford extortion charges

Crawford, Texarse - (Rotters): The Thanksgiving build-up at Predator Chapel Farm is decidedly frosty. An FBI counter-intelligence story is blaming German blackmailer Edis Kayalar in the Cindy Crawford extortion business. A photo of Ms Crawford...
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Funny story: Jedward Confound Critics

Jedward Confound Critics

Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special. Jedward turned in a damned good...
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Funny story: Postal Sorting Office Explosion.

Postal Sorting Office Explosion.

It has been revealed that a Royal Mail sorting office was destroyed by two huge explosions. The sorting office in Warwick was destroyed during the postal strike when two letter bombs went off. A spokesperson said "it's quite ironic really, if...
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Funny story: Discovery of Water on the Moon: Consequences for Business

Discovery of Water on the Moon: Consequences for Business

NASA's announcement that there's water on the moon has created a flurry of activity in the business world: --Producers of Evian bottled spring water have announced that they will be moving all its operations to the moon. Interviewed in Switzerl...
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Funny story: Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

MOSCOW Russia - According to my source, Private Ruskysnitch, secret police in Russia have contacted nine bums suspected of killing a man with aspartame and selling his parts to a kebab diner. Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the...
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Funny story: Pelosi Switches Sides on Healthcare

Pelosi Switches Sides on Healthcare

Washington, D.C. - Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi announced yesterday that she will no longer support the Democratic healthcare bill, currently being debated in the United States Senate. Pelosi elaboated on her decision noting that although...
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Funny story: Hitler Found In Griffins Attic.

Hitler Found In Griffins Attic.

Adolf 'Killer' Hitler, leader of the Nazi's and all round bad egg has been found alive and well in BNP leader Nick Griffin's attic. "I couldn't believe it, you coulda knocked me down with a feather," said Mr.Griffin, cousin of Peter, star of the F...
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Funny story: 409 Pound Kirstie Alley Banned From The Fat Farm

409 Pound Kirstie Alley Banned From The Fat Farm

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Once upon a time Kirstie Alley was a little overweight. Then as time passed and she began eating Hostess Twinkies as if they were M&M's she began to go up the weight scale. At first it was half a pound here, half a pound there.
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Funny story: Jonas Brothers Have Close Call In Spain!

Jonas Brothers Have Close Call In Spain!

Although many are keeping it quiet, the brothers got a scare in Spain when one guy got past security during their performance. "I didn't know what was going on", stated Kevin. "The guy looked kinda messed up and I thought he was headed right for u...
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Funny story: X-Factor Latest: Who Is Daniel Faggins?

X-Factor Latest: Who Is Daniel Faggins?

In a shock announcement from X-Factor central, Daniel Faggins has been named as the winner of next years competition. Simon Cowell was said to be 'thrilled' that Faggins was the winner because Simon was his mentor. In a break with tradition, Si...
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Funny story: Letterman's Wife Tells Him To "Hit The Road With Your Bimbos"

Letterman's Wife Tells Him To "Hit The Road With Your Bimbos"

David Letterman's wife Regina has told him she has had enough and sees nothing funny about his admission that he had sex with the women that have been employees of his show. She reportly told Letterman that not only was he a creep but that he thou...
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Funny story: London auction house sold my £3 umbrella for £75.000

London auction house sold my £3 umbrella for £75.000

A man from Bristol claimed that a famous auction house listed his £3 umbrella as part of its Contemporary British Art auction and managed to sell it to a telephone bidder for £75.000. Mr Porter-Bury visited the auctioneers yesterday morning and at...
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Funny story: Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part 20 - The Final Chapter

Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part 20 - The Final Chapter

The gang gather in the dilapidated house. Dastardly Deano is nowhere to be seen. Outside the storm rumbles on. Lightning streaks the sky, thunder rumbles, the wind howls, and the rain floods down in torrents. "Where'd he go?" Buck shouts. "Fucker disappeared innit," Nick says. Then something strange happens. There's a chattering sound, and the pitter patter of feet on bare floorboar...
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Funny story: 27 More Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Have Been Found

27 More Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes Have Been Found

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - The dethroned Miss California, Carrie Prejean, was in Green River signing copies of her latest book Still Standing But Listing Badly. And by all looks of things it now appears that there is not just one sex tape starring Car...
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Funny story: Ferguson Finally Flips!

Ferguson Finally Flips!

Manchester United manager and gloom monkey Sir Alex 'Scotty' Ferguson has today been arrested, after an altercation in a nightclub in Kent. Sir Alex was downing gin in Rhubarb's Lounge in Sevenoaks when he spotted referee Alan Wiley across the room.
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Funny story: Elderly confusional discovers magical transport portal

Elderly confusional discovers magical transport portal

Magical portals which can transport a person from inside a room to an area outside the room has been discovered in many houses across the UK this week. ESA Scientist Bradley Mendals explains, "Simply put, these 'Inter-Room Portals' are magical tra...
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Funny story: Terrorists Win! Bin Laden "Pleasantly Surprised" with 9-11 Show Trial in New York.

Terrorists Win! Bin Laden "Pleasantly Surprised" with 9-11 Show Trial in New York.

Deep in the Mountains of Pakistan: Osama Bin Laden gave a rare press interview today to members of the international media. Commenting on the Obama Administration's decision to try the mastermind of the 9-11 Attacks, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, in civili...
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Funny story: Chinese Freezing Their Asses Off, Blame The West

Chinese Freezing Their Asses Off, Blame The West

A Chinese diplomat at the United Nations stated Friday that Beijing was now under five feet of snow after they seeded the clouds two weeks ago so they could experience it for the first time, and he blames the West! "For many years we were on our o...
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Funny story: 'Large VAT, Dave, and put it on the slate'

'Large VAT, Dave, and put it on the slate'

[Cheesy music, credits run] [Scene: The Winchester Club in Hammersmith] 'Wotcher, Dave, 'as Arfur been in today?' 'No, Tel, 'e's not been in for days. Why not try the lockup?' 'Yeah, might just do that. Give us a lager, please.' 'Comin' up.' [Detective Inspector Chisholm appears, followed by his Welsh sergeant, Terry McCann starts to quickly leave] ''Old it, McCann! Where are you going...
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Funny story: England go for a 'Brazilian'

England go for a 'Brazilian'

In a bizarre twist to Fabio Capello's managerial reign of the England national football team, he has ordered each and every member of his squad to have a Brazilian style trim of their downstairs topiary. When asked about his strange request Fabio...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says Sex Video A Nightmare While Awake

Paris Hilton Says Sex Video A Nightmare While Awake

Poor Paris Hilton. To this day, Paris Hilton says she still feels "humiliated" "frustrated", "disgusted" and "a little hot" over the X-rated sex video taken by her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon of one of their intimate trysts, and sold as a lucrative bus...
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Funny story: England Football Team's threat to withdraw from the friendly match with Brazil in Qatar, over Prawn Cocktail Crisps!

England Football Team's threat to withdraw from the friendly match with Brazil in Qatar, over Prawn Cocktail Crisps!

Doha Airport, Qatar: As part of the valuable PR trip, to help to jump-start England's shambolic 2018 World Cup bid campaign, the English FA scored another own-goal. The hugely influential president of the Qatar FA, Mohammed Bin Hammam, who is a...
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Funny story: Carrie Prejean Says Sex tape Was God's Will...Quotes The Bible..."Don't Hide Your Bushel Under A Light"

Carrie Prejean Says Sex tape Was God's Will...Quotes The Bible..."Don't Hide Your Bushel Under A Light"

Carrie Prejean issued an angry press release today regarding her Larry King interview. "I never got the chance to explain to that dirty old man why I made that tape. It was God's will. I was reading my bible one day and listening to The Beach Boy...
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Funny story: Obama's Mother-In-Law On National Shopping Spree!

Obama's Mother-In-Law On National Shopping Spree!

President Barack Obama, on his nightly visit on ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN was in tears last night as he confessed that Michelle's mother, Ms. Marion Robinson, has apparently been on a wild shopping spree even while he was trying to get the nation out of...
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Funny story: Jedward split

Jedward split

Tonight's edition of the X-Factor has been thrown in to turmoil amid rumours that the Irish brotherly duo have split, but not how you might think. Scientists from Oxford university say they have evidence that the Irish duo John and Edward Grimes...
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Funny story: Jedward paternity: Wobbie Williams responsible?

Jedward paternity: Wobbie Williams responsible?

London - (Chromosome X-Why? Fucter): The hair-raising tribute act could well be a greasy chip off the well-oiled Williams block if DNA stories are to be believed. This weekend the doolally-duo's manager has denied any links to Wobbie, whose featu...
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Funny story: Rice Beer Zombies

Rice Beer Zombies

This morning the CIA announced they had uncovered a plot launched by the republic of China designed to change the balance of world power. It was revealed that recently discovered documents told of a plot to dramatically raise China's rice exports wh...
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Funny story: Harry S Truman rolling in his grave!

Harry S Truman rolling in his grave!

Tokyo - (Ebola Gay!): Japanese comfort women were ministering to his every need this weekend as President Obama recovered from a deep, grovelling bow before Emperor Aki Shit-Ho and his gargoyle fossil spouse. Obama is on the first leg of a four da...
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Funny story: Fox Launches 2 New Cars

Fox Launches 2 New Cars

Fox announced yesterday that they are diversifying into the automotive sector during the Anchorage Motor Show in Alaska to take advantage of market niches caused by the collapse of GM. "Essentially the vehicle consists of two main components, a to...
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Funny story: MacLaren recalls Formula One buggies

MacLaren recalls Formula One buggies

Surrey - (Grand Prix): An outbreak of auto-erratic hysteria has seen the company recall its fleet amid complaints the follow-on formula-won buggies had become unhinged. A complete overhaul is now planned, grounding the marque's boy-racers and 2009...
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Funny story: Clint Eastwood gong upgrade amid Angelina Jolie paternity reports

Clint Eastwood gong upgrade amid Angelina Jolie paternity reports

Paris - (Gonads): Clint Eastwood's Legion d'Horreur medal has gone up two notches. The upgrade from President Sarkozy this weekend recognises 'ze testicular strain of fazering Angelina Jolie' ... and 'gagging' (at) the evidence. "Ow you do it...
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Funny story: Berlin Wall Falls - Brown resents comparisons

Berlin Wall Falls - Brown resents comparisons

Comrade General Brown, Prime Minister of the Peoples' Republic of the UK and fervent republican supporter attended Berlin this week to celebrate the collapse of a vicious, repressive Marxist regime, which collapsed as the East German Communist econom...
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Funny story: Worlds oldest dog actually dead, and has been for five years

Worlds oldest dog actually dead, and has been for five years

The Guinness world record for Worlds Oldest Dog is in doubt today amidst claims that the dog is in fact dead. Ancient K9 Otto Jones, and his elderly owner Lynn Jones from Shropshire first appeared on regional news then became an overnight sensatio...
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Funny story: Man Causes havok at airport with Table Tennis bats

Man Causes havok at airport with Table Tennis bats

Luton police are questioing a man who was arrested for causing confusion at Luton airport with a couple of table tennis bats. Airline expert Ron Bexley explains, "Airline pilots are conditioned to follow the signals of ground crew when they wave t...
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Funny story: French world record breaking Tirimisu: Italy pissed off

French world record breaking Tirimisu: Italy pissed off

Tensions are wearing thin as Italy accuses France of the heinous crime of 'Theft of record breaking dessert'. Italy claims the French conducted a secret mission to steal the tasty dessert to pass off as their own. France was then awarded the World...
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Funny story: University professor electrocution caused by "over gesturing"

University professor electrocution caused by "over gesturing"

A man is in intensive care today after being electocuted by overhead power lines. The "bizarre" accident happened when "Professor" Julian Hodge from "Blurples" College in Cambridge was "explaining" to a group of "children" how "electicity" works.
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Funny story: Prison health-care costs rise as prison doctors grow older and sicker

Prison health-care costs rise as prison doctors grow older and sicker

LONDON England -- Black mold oozes from his smelly head. His lumpy skin reeks. A forklift and crane support his 2000 pounds of weight. Yet, according to this man, my source, he is the doctor here at the Tower of London. This is not the typical im...
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Funny story: Rectal Prolapse Causes Havoc On Motorway

Rectal Prolapse Causes Havoc On Motorway

A three mile section of a motorway had to be closed for three hours on Saturday morning, after a driver who was stranded on the hard shoulder, had a sudden rectal prolapse. Emergency services were called to a spot near J18 on the M5, where they ha...
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Funny story: Arlen Specter Announces His Defection From the Human Race

Arlen Specter Announces His Defection From the Human Race

Today Senator Arlen Specter formerly of the great state of Pennsylvania, Earth, the United States, announced his permanent removal from the ranks of global citizens, homo sapiens, and residents of the red-blooded patriotic U.S. of A. Senator Lindsey...
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Funny story: Sugar, water drinks targeted

Sugar, water drinks targeted

WASHINGTON, DC -- Judging by comments made to the press today by Dr. Strangedeath, FDA spokesperson, the FDA is fuming at sugar/water drinks, saying it will pull them off the market unless manufacturers can prove the beverages are safe to drink. O...
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Funny story: US trade gap a wide shock

US trade gap a wide shock

Cambridge, MA - M.I.T. economists are perplexed over a largely wider trade gap in September. According to calculations run on the data, as reported by Norance Hornaby of East Campus, Americans must be producing much less and buying much more. "I...
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Funny story: Horse To Become High Court Judge

Horse To Become High Court Judge

A 16 hands high Shire Horse named Flossie has been the go-ahead to sit in the High Court. The appointment was approved late on Thursday evening, and the news was leaked to the press soon after. On Friday, QC Henry Schaff III was interviewed by th...
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Funny story: The Italian Scallion

The Italian Scallion

Why Italian Mammas Make Their Sons Eat Their Veggies and Their Women Are Glad Of It There once was an ugly Italian Who would hourly consume a scallion. One would think that his breath Would drive his wife to death... But, in bed, it made him a stallion. The End...
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Funny story: Nicolas Cage In Acting Shock

Nicolas Cage In Acting Shock

Hollywood was left speechless today, after Nicolas Cage managed to convincingly act out one whole scene in his new film Ghost Rider 2. It is reported that some staff on the film set had actually fainted after this unusual episode. "Derek", a Li...
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Funny story: John Stapleton's Lizard Conundrum

John Stapleton's Lizard Conundrum

Confusion reigned in the GMTV studios on Friday, after it was claimed that long standing presenter John Stapleton unfurled a "Lizardesque" tail to ex-England Football manager Terry Venables in his dressing room. It was alleged that an inside sourc...
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Funny story: Atheists Announce Santa Alternative. Godless Joe Will "Amuse and Delight."

Atheists Announce Santa Alternative. Godless Joe Will "Amuse and Delight."

San Fransisco, CA: Prominent atheist groups met this week to announce the formulation of a positive promotional icon to represent their cause to children this holiday season. According to the group, the new icon will attempt not only to change the p...
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Funny story: Former Yodelling Champion Seeks By-Election Victory

Former Yodelling Champion Seeks By-Election Victory

Jens De Goor, a former Austrian Yodelling Champion, and Trouser Press Inspector is battling it out in a Somerset by-election, which will be held on November 29th. Recent polls held in the Chew Magna constituency, show that independent candidate De G...
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Funny story: Barack Obama to push Pakistan to invade Afaganistan

Barack Obama to push Pakistan to invade Afaganistan

President Barack Obama has unveiled his solution to the Afgan problem during an interview with the CNN. Asked whether the USA can ever be successful in its mission in Afganistan, Mr Obama said that the breaking point would come when Pakistan woul...
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