Funny story: Perverse nature of TheSpoof.com stories due to aspartame abuse

Perverse nature of TheSpoof.com stories due to aspartame abuse

LONDON, England - My source, Dr. Scoober Methaone, a noted expert in the new field of aspartame abuse, has analyzed the mad writings of TheSpoof.com and found the rantings, whinings, and bafoonary to be due in large measure to the over use of asparta...
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Funny story: David Dimbleby twists a bullock

David Dimbleby twists a bullock

David Dimbleby has missed chairing BBC One's Question Time for the first time in more than 15 years after being injured in a "minor farming accident". The 71-year-old was unloading his bullock using a trailer at his farm in Fuckington, Sussex, whe...
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Funny story: The Spoof Club in Brussels

The Spoof Club in Brussels

Part One It was a private club. The kind you might find down a dark alley in the warehouse district of San Francisco, but not as outwardly flamboyant as the Trocadero might be on a Wednesday night. Members knew it only as the "Skoob and Thistle", slightly reminiscent of a small Scottish pub replete with solid brick exterior walls and a single, windowless, hardwood door stained in walnut brown...
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Funny story: Charles: my marriage is over, again

Charles: my marriage is over, again

London - (Reuterus & Saggy Boobs Mess): A good talking to this weekend from marriage guidance guru Katie Price was all it took. And now Prince Charles is set to dump his celibate gargoyle and take up with a burly cage fighter. Camilla has...
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Funny story: Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!

Search for World's Most Beautiful Vagina Takes World's Most Interesting Man To South Carolina On Snatch Quest!

The area is electric with the news that eccentric recluse, noted satyr and voyeur, Fernando Monte Verde, The World's Most Interesting (& irresistible) Man was coming to the Grand Strand on a talent search for the woman with the World's Most Be...
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Funny story: World's Most Interesting Man Gatecrashes Bonkettes After Show Party

World's Most Interesting Man Gatecrashes Bonkettes After Show Party

The world's most interesting man, Fernando Monte Verde caused quite a stir here when he gatecrashed the Bonkette's post gig party. Heads spun as Monte Verde strolled into the venue at Charleston Air Force Base wearing a white linen suit and smokin...
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Funny story: Boris Johnson says the Year 2013 could Kill him; Lets ban it!

Boris Johnson says the Year 2013 could Kill him; Lets ban it!

Boris Johnson has revealed that he has been in counselling for the last three years to help him cope with Tristadecaphobia. He says this phobia has been getting worse lately because the year 2013 is coming, and he doesn't know how he'll be able to c...
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Funny story: Children Will Take A-Levels

Children Will Take A-Levels

Children as young as eight will, from December, be granted the opportunity to take A-level examinations in their schools. All state-ran primaries will be required to offer the qualifications to their attendees on an opt-in basis, Education Secretary...
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Funny story: New Search Engine Will "Boogle" Your Mind

New Search Engine Will "Boogle" Your Mind

SILICON VALLEY, CA - Search-engine kingpin Google and upstart competitor Bing today announced that they will merge, creating the ginormous "Boogle." Boogle CEO Hash "Ted" Yokamoto said, "It was only a matter of time before the two premier search e...
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Funny story: Secret email from the Archbishop to Gordon Brown

Secret email from the Archbishop to Gordon Brown

Sources close to the Church of England have admitted today that a secret email has indeed been sent by the Archbishop to Mr Brown. Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury emailed Gordon Brown asking the Prime Minister to consider taxing the C...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan To Buy Manchester United

Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan To Buy Manchester United

LONDON - Two of Great Britain's richest blokes (guys) have expressed a strong interest in buying one of the most popular football teams in United Kingdom history, The Manchester United Red Devils. Simon Cowell, founder and CEO of 19th Hole Product...
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Funny story: Dobbs in 2012

Dobbs in 2012

NEW YORK - CNN's Lou Dobbs, a lightning rod for criticism following his transition from a business journalist to an opinionated anchor on such issues as illegal immigration, told viewers on Wednesday that he was quitting his nightly show to pursue th...
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Funny story: London Olympic bridge costs 300 million quid and unemployed Brits will castrate Lord Seb Coe if they can catch him!

London Olympic bridge costs 300 million quid and unemployed Brits will castrate Lord Seb Coe if they can catch him!

The London Olympics is financial MADNESS, OK, but now they've really gone ballistic! A bridge ajoning the Aquatic centre and the main stadium will cost the slight sum of 300 MILLION QUID of taxpayers money, just the bridge by the way. Lord Seba...
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Funny story: Pay cuts could drive out talent from bailed out too big to fails

Pay cuts could drive out talent from bailed out too big to fails

WASHINGTON, DC - The Czar of incompetent executive over-compensation, according to my source, Heinze Kissinger, said pay cuts may drive executive talent away from companies bailed out by U.S. taxpayers. According to Heinze, golden handcuffs shoul...
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Funny story: New York City Is Going Broke - Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa Agree To Kick In $17,000

New York City Is Going Broke - Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa Agree To Kick In $17,000

NEW YORK CITY - Governor David Paterson has stated that the city of New York will probably go broke before the end of the year. He has stated that in a effort to save some money he has ordered that Grand Central Station be closed between the hours...
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Funny story: A Sex Tape of Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes Carrie Prejean Surfaces

A Sex Tape of Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes Carrie Prejean Surfaces

SALT LAKE CITY - The ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean was in town at a book signing event for her book Still Standing But Listing Badly. One of the seven persons who was in line asked her if it was true that she had made a sex tape. Prejean was t...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...
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Funny story: MacFucksakes Family Slam Italy As Holiday Destination

MacFucksakes Family Slam Italy As Holiday Destination

The MacFucksakes family, close friends of Spoof staffers this morning returned from an Italian vacation disillusioned and describing the Mediterranean destination as 'crap.' Jimmy and Jemima MacFucksakes, along with twin sons, John and Edward, dau...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse To Get A Second Boob Job

Amy Winehouse To Get A Second Boob Job

LONDON - Amy Winehouse had breast enhancement surgery last month that increased her boob size from a 32B to a 32D and she was thrilled with the results. The British songstress was so proud of her new puppies that she would go around showing them t...
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Funny story: Sammy Sosa To Market His Amazing Face Whitening Cream

Sammy Sosa To Market His Amazing Face Whitening Cream

PHILADELPHIA - Ex-major league superstar Sammy Sosa was recently in the 'City of Brotherly Love' to speak at a Linguistic Convention. As he walked up to the podium a collective sigh could be heard throughout the convention center. Everyone noti...
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Funny story: Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part 17

Inbred Mutant Hoody Zombie Teen Stalk 'N' Slash Massacre - Part 17

Angie is feeling deflated because she never got the chance to sing her karaoke version of Gloria Gaynor's feminist anthem, 'I Will Survive.' Her nipples haven't given up the ghost just yet though. They're as upstanding as a pair of Chrysler wheel nuts. Boyfriend Todd isn't much consolation either. Not since Angie learned that her mother gave him a blow job. She's really pissed off. "Ba...
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Funny story: Spoof writers are hit by crippling virus, no, not the Mexican Swine flu, but an overdose of Gayphobia!

Spoof writers are hit by crippling virus, no, not the Mexican Swine flu, but an overdose of Gayphobia!

The Swine flu bacteria maybe sweeping the world but Spoof writers have been hit by an even more terrible bacteria called the "gayphobia". Once this bacteria sets in there's only one cure, go straight! Several honourable Spoof writers, who shall...
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Funny story: Geraldo Digs Up More Dirt On Michael Jackson

Geraldo Digs Up More Dirt On Michael Jackson

In an exclusive interview offered for the media by Geraldo, who gave many sources a sneak preview including this reporter, also gave us some dirt he said came straight from the grave of Michael Jackson. "Geraldo Rivers said he would deliver the di...
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Funny story: Alex Trebek Blows Up On Jeopardy

Alex Trebek Blows Up On Jeopardy

After a contestant guessed "What is Toronto?" as the name of the Indian who was always with the Lone Ranger, host Alex Trebeck finally lost it during filming on Tuesday, members of the crowd stated as they ran from the studios. "It was scary!" st...
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Funny story: Kayne West Interrupts President Obama's Second Nobel Prize Speech

Kayne West Interrupts President Obama's Second Nobel Prize Speech

President Obama was preparing to make his acceptance speech for receiving the Nobel Peace Prize in the White House today when suddenly a door flung open and Kayce West leaped forward and grabbed the Nobel from the arm of President Obama and broke in.
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Funny story: Vatican Declares Ted Kennedy A Saint

Vatican Declares Ted Kennedy A Saint

Vatican City-- The late Senator Ted Kennedy was officially declared a saint today during a Vatican ceremony. Saint Ted of Chappaquiddick was named patron saint of swimmers. Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are also expected to be named saints by t...
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Funny story: The Double N Network Finally Has Its Fill of Lou Dobbs And Fires Him!

The Double N Network Finally Has Its Fill of Lou Dobbs And Fires Him!

NEW YORK CITY - CNN after weeks of receiving tens of thousands of emails, text messages, phone calls, and even Shoshoni smoke signals has listened to the voice of the people and fired Lou Dobbs. Network spokesperson Tim McWickipenny said that the...
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Funny story: Give Hate A Chance...Motto Of New Rallies...Anger Enhancement Classes Begin

Give Hate A Chance...Motto Of New Rallies...Anger Enhancement Classes Begin

With a new motto for it's upcoming rallies the consevative movement and the Republican Party have announced a series of rallies for the next month. "Give Hate A Chance" is the slogan and organizers are offering classes around the country in Ange...
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Funny story: Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge

Popular Toothpaste and Vaginal Cream Companies Merge

Another recent corporate merger has led to the creation of a new line of products for the consumer. Vagifix and Colpaste companies will now combine their product offerings into a new multi purpose cream. Based on the science of combining only nat...
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Funny story: Nibiru cover-up traced to faked Apollo moon landings

Nibiru cover-up traced to faked Apollo moon landings

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Area 51): The concealment of doomsday scenario Planet X intelligence may have been covered up by the same lunar oil exploration company behind the Apollo moon landings fakery. An article in this week's seminal UpstreamShagge...
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Funny story: Qatari Sheikha's DNA under the microscope amid human/dinosaur hybrid fears

Qatari Sheikha's DNA under the microscope amid human/dinosaur hybrid fears

Doh! Ha! - (Empty Quarter): Scientists are baffled. The genetic code of the wife of one of the world's richest men has sent shockwaves among paleontology's cryptozoologists. Sheikha Mozzah's DNA has been traced to mutant human/dinosaur remains...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown's new initiative of 'Degrees for all in the NHS'.

Gordon Brown's new initiative of 'Degrees for all in the NHS'.

Westminster, LONDON: At the Houses of Parliament, Ann Keen, the the UK Government's Health Minister has announced as part on behalf of Gordon Brown's new initiative of 'Degrees for all in the NHS', that future nurses will need to have a degree withi...
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Funny story: Ft Hood suspect not a terrorist

Ft Hood suspect not a terrorist

President Barrack Obama is trying to calm Americans fears that home grown terrorists now threaten Americans at home. He has assured the public that the suspect in the shooting was not a "terrorist", but a hunter that became confused and thought the...
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Funny story: Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"

Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"

You would have thought Oprah Winfrey would have caught on by now but she's fallen for it again. This time the author, Ms. Prissy Henpecker, the author of "The Snake In The Popcorn Bag" had sat right there in front of Oprah, the audience and ten zillion television viewers and swore that the she had actually went on a date when she was 16 to a movie theater with one Leon, a snake handler. Th...
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Funny story: £3¼bn overhaul of railway stations throughout UK won't affect passengers. Much.

£3¼bn overhaul of railway stations throughout UK won't affect passengers. Much.

Network rail has issued a statement following their announcement of the proposed £3¼ billion facelift for thousands of the UK's railway stations. They have assured the great British public that there will be the minimum of disruption during the pr...
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Funny story: Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

Pig Almost Gets the Salami at Kuleto's Ranch

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A prize pig nearly got poked by a fat fucker at a farm just Northwest of San Francisco earlier today, but a dry Italian salami put an end to that, according to a witness. Robert "Bob" Kuleto, already shaped like an enormous Sec...
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Funny story: The Wrong Nairobi Trio Invited to Play at White House Reception.

The Wrong Nairobi Trio Invited to Play at White House Reception.

The Nairobi Trio, three actors, dressed as gorillas, mechanically miming to music like wind-up toys, were a staple of the Ernie Kovac Show, which aired on American Television in the 1950's. Last week The elderly manager of the Nairobi Trio, Mikl...
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Funny story: Bonkettes Storm Charleston SC Amid Stalker Storm

Bonkettes Storm Charleston SC Amid Stalker Storm

The world's greatest girl band, the Bonkettes took the stage tonight in an aircraft hangar at Charleston United States Air Force Base in South Carolina. The Bonkettes have been sidelined recently due to a number of issues beyond their control. Mai...
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