Funny story: Al Gore Recants Global Warning Mantra After Almost Suffocating in Snowboarding Incident In Georgia!

Al Gore Recants Global Warning Mantra After Almost Suffocating in Snowboarding Incident In Georgia!

Tybe Island, Georgia, Spring Break News - In a shocking turnaround, Global Warming Guru, Nobel Peace Prize Winner, and Solar Power Dildo Spokesman Al "Mr. Green" Gore, recanted all his theories on Global Warming after a near fatal accident during a...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Warns Nation Of Obama's Asteroid Attack

Rush Limbaugh Warns Nation Of Obama's Asteroid Attack

Radio Talk-Show Master Rush Limbaugh says that the asteroid that nearly hit the Earth Monday was caused by the liberal policies of President Barack Obama. "My friends, if it hadn't been for all the hot air coming from this daily broadcasting, that...
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Funny story: Labour Government Ordered To Repay For Nanny State

Labour Government Ordered To Repay For Nanny State

The Labour Government has run into trouble with parliamentary watchdogs. It has been reported for using taxpayers money to bolster the nanny state, which is not allowed under parliamentary protocol. The spread of the nanny state has been fed by ta...
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Funny story: Innovations Catalogue Item No 4

Innovations Catalogue Item No 4

The Bottomless Money Box. Yes, our money box has no bottom. Keep chucking the cash in and watch the national debt pile up. There can be no end! Watch as everything you have ever earned disappears in the blink of an eye-or the twitch of an eyebrow-as Alistair the Bottomless Money Box shits your hard earned cash away. And if you like this get the Mandy. Yes the Mandy is better than any boomera...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers In Big Rock Rush

Spoof Writers In Big Rock Rush

A giant rock which just missed the earth has launched hundreds of spoof writers it can be revealed. They are all trying to come up with the story which will get the most points. The picture gallery is being searched as we speak for any apocalyptic im...
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Funny story: Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

Michael Steele Apologizes to Limbaugh

In an exclusive interview with RNC Chairman Michael Steele, he announced he is sorry for his remarks about Republican talk show host Rush Limbaugh. He begged Limbaugh for forgiveness and complimented him on his black outfit that showed tons of un...
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Funny story: March 2011 - Recession Finally Ends, But Starvation Of Workers Plunges World Into New Recession

March 2011 - Recession Finally Ends, But Starvation Of Workers Plunges World Into New Recession

Economists the world over have stated the news that everyone has been waiting for- that the long, draining recession has finally come to an end and that businesses will start hiring again. Unfortunately, the good news came to a screeching halt when i...
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Funny story: Ringo Starr To Study For a Degree

Ringo Starr To Study For a Degree

News just in. Ringo Starr the 'fourth' beatle is to study for a degree at Bill Shankley Institute Liverpool. He originally tried to enroll on the music program, but a lack of talent prevented him from taking up a place. Instead he is to study for the...
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Funny story: New Pakastani Pace Ace Strikes Fast

New Pakastani Pace Ace Strikes Fast

News from the first test at Lahore between Pakistan and Sri Lanka. Debutant fast bowler Al Quaeda ripped through the Sri Lankan batting on the first day. Bowling fast and furious he proved too strong for the Sri Lankan defence. He was a controvers...
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Funny story: Brown-Obama relationship "a bit too special"

Brown-Obama relationship "a bit too special"

UK Prime Minister Brown has met the brown US President for the first time today in Washington. They talked about the economy and also about the UK and US "special relationship" in great depth. Mr Brown was coy about how special the relationship wa...
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Funny story: Last Of The Summer Wine - Howard And Marina Finally Get It On

Last Of The Summer Wine - Howard And Marina Finally Get It On

Last Of The Summer Wine stalwarts, Howard and Marina finally got jiggy with it and got it on together on a wet and windy day in West Yorkshire. The couple have had several dozen attempts at sexual congress but hitherto have always been thwarted by...
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Funny story: Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson Stories To Be Banned In UK

Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson Stories To Be Banned In UK

Here in the UK, media watchers have been baffled by a flood of press releases relating to alleged 'teen queen' Brenda Song, and somebody called Rob Pattinson. The Press Council of Great Britain has intervened on behalf of journalists and spoofolog...
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Funny story: Rihanna Takes Chris Brown Back

Rihanna Takes Chris Brown Back

CHICAGO - In an amazing turn of events Rihanna has taken Chris Brown back just three short weeks after her boyfriend allegedly presented her with a bloody nose, a swollen lip, and facial bruising. The 21-year-old singer stated that she still loves...
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Funny story: Seattle Washington - Zombies confirm human sex drive more than the need for food

Seattle Washington - Zombies confirm human sex drive more than the need for food

The World News has confirmed that the dead are systematically coming back to life. But that's not the kicker. Reports from all over the globe are confirming that they are not after brains at all but the legs of the living. One doctor in New York f...
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Funny story: Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Fast Food Chain Runs out of Fried Chicken: Prompts 911 Calls and ACLU Law Suit

Ft. Pierce, Fl, / Entitlement Times/Personal Abuse Section - Police responded today to three (3) emergency 911 calls after a customer at a local fast food restaurant had a major McMeltdown when the store ran out of fried chicken, the preferred meal o...
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Funny story: British Vagrant Arrested in White House

British Vagrant Arrested in White House

A man has been arrested in Washington DC after allegedly attempting to enter the White House claiming to be a British politician. According to US State Department officials the man, who was scruffily-dressed and appeared to have psychological prob...
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Funny story: Cannibalism on the rise in the UK

Cannibalism on the rise in the UK

Alarming government figures were today revealed that cannibalism has risen by 80% in the UK during the last ten years. In the past cannibalism was thought to have been committed by the odd random freak, but now even the everyday British citizen coul...
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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Sued By Former "Charm School" Contestant

Sharon Osbourne Sued By Former "Charm School" Contestant

In Los Angeles yesterday, a former contestant on Sharon Osbourne's "Rock of Love Charm School" has sued Ozzy's Bitter Half over an altercation with Osbourne during an episode of the VH1 show. Megan Hauserman's suit filed Monday in Los Angeles Cour...
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Funny story: Bank fraudster Stanford links to Sri Lanka cricket team attack?

Bank fraudster Stanford links to Sri Lanka cricket team attack?

LA Hore, Pakistan - (Ponzi Scam Banker Mess): Was disgraced 20/20 Cricket-sponsoring bank fraudster Sir Allen Stanford behind today's machine gun attack on the Sri Lanka cricket team? "That's gotta be the most absurd conspiracy theory since 'Penta...
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Funny story: American Pirates Story Set To Run And Run

American Pirates Story Set To Run And Run

It's been trumpeted as the most ambitious project ever undertaken by a group of writers, but US based spoofologist, Morse, is convinced he's on to a winner. "It's basically a story about pirates, which top spoof writers will write on a segment by...
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Funny story: Fred shreds UK pensioners

Fred shreds UK pensioners

"Sir" Fred Goodwin, disgraced ex-boss of RBS (losses £21 billion) has said he can't possibly be expected to survive on £703,000 per year and is asking for a rise. Because he is only 50 years old, "The Shred" is not entitled to £69.82 old-age pens...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Sparks Row With UEFA Over CL Selection Policy

Sir Alex Sparks Row With UEFA Over CL Selection Policy

A row broke out today at UEFA headquarters after it was revealed by officials of the club that Manchester United are to field an eleven comprised of aged veterans. United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has named several veterans in his squad for their...
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Funny story: Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Nigerians Upset Over US Bank Scams

Poor Nigerians are upset over being scammed by United States citizens posing as large banks to effect email scams sometimes worth billions of dollars. The emails started appearing in the inboxes of Nigerians several weeks ago and have since exploded...
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Funny story: Blagojevich's Book Deal

Blagojevich's Book Deal

Former Illinois Gov. Blagojevich has written a tell all book and we hear he is getting big, big bucks for it. Blagojevich, who vehemently denies he tried to sell President Obama's senate seat, has written about the deals he made or did not make.
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Funny story: In & Around Boogertown: MSG In Boogertown Food?

In & Around Boogertown: MSG In Boogertown Food?

Federal agents have arrested 55 illegal immigrants in a raid on the Purdue chicken-processing plant. Most of the illegals immigrants were from Guatamala. Many of the chickens were also proven to be illegal and were immediately deported back to Ch...
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Funny story: Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Sir Fred Th'shred unveils new board game - "It can be a good win"

Widdington Games, in conjunction with former Royal Bank of Botchland boss Sir Fred Th'shred, has used part of his enormous pension to develop a game which is set to take the world of board games by storm. Called "Floptopoly", and based on the worl...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown in makeup gaffe

Gordon Brown in makeup gaffe

Gordon Brown ("the face of L'oreal") has caused a diplomatic row after he was pictured using Clarins makeup before meeting Barak Obama. Brown, who has a £3million-per-year contract for mens nourishing moisturisers and hair products, was seen to b...
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Funny story: "Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

"Below Decks" - Chapter One: Prelude to Battle

Brief Introduction by the Admiralty: 3 March, 1815 0640 hours Colony Time This rollicking tale is completely unscripted by the ribald , more than slightly demented, crew of the Spoof. It will be a compilation of a series of chapters, the number of which has yet to be determined, as the entire crew has yet to muster aboard, most likely still ashore awash in rum, and partaking of the fleshly...
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Funny story: Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

In a bid to try to prevent the city's ailing football team, Hull City, from being relegated from the Premier League in its first season in the top flight, Hull City Council has taken the extraordinary step of banning all fat ladies from singing withi...
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Funny story: University Challenged

University Challenged

There has been controversy on the set of the long running quiz show for brain boxes when Oxford University were stripped of their title as Champions of University Challenge, with the award being given to the runners up, Manchester University. Inve...
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Funny story: Red Hot Chili Peppers downgraded

Red Hot Chili Peppers downgraded

American Drug Rock group the Red Hot Chili Peppers have been downgraded to Slightly Warming Chilli Peppers after it was revealed that lead singer Anthony Kiedis is brought out in a rash by any kind of capsicum. "It's quite bizarre, man," said guit...
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Funny story: The "Bachelor" Proves He's One Messed Up Dude!

The "Bachelor" Proves He's One Messed Up Dude!

THE LAND OF OZ, California - The "Bachelor," Jason Mesnick had to choose between Melissa Rycroft and Molly Malaney. But before that the "Bachelorette's" DeAnna Pappas who had rejected Mesnick on the "Bachelorette" show last year appears at his door. He answers the door and asks her what the hell she is doing at his house. She tells him that the show's producers paid her a lot of money to ba...
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Funny story: Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

Oldham Athletic Unveil New Pink Kit In Support Of Homosexuality

There was a gay old atmosphere at Boundary Park last night, when Oldham Athletic took to the field in their new all-pink kit in support of Homosexuality, which is raging out of control in the Lancashire town. The visitors for the League One encoun...
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Funny story: UK's unluckiest investor revealed

UK's unluckiest investor revealed

The UK's unluckiest investor has been revealed last night as Dennis Whipsnade. Starting in 1997 with a £10billion inheritance and with the help of "independent financial advisers", the Londoner has revealed that he now has £18.47 left. Whipsnade l...
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Funny story: Sou'wester Airlines to offer all the beer you can drink

Sou'wester Airlines to offer all the beer you can drink

PHOENIX, Arizona - Sou'wester Airline spokesperson, Michele Brewster, reported today that the airline will offer a special LA beer to all passengers at no charge - and no limit. Drinks will be offered from the time the plane door closes to the tim...
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Funny story: AIG Wins Biggest Loser

AIG Wins Biggest Loser

US and Global corporations have been competing in the multi network scary reality show, The Biggest Loser. In the early showing the Americant auto industry seemed to be the certain favorite as they lost trunk loads of dough and still refused to cease...
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Funny story: Brown Barack and Brown, Gordon: The Brown Boys to the Rescue

Brown Barack and Brown, Gordon: The Brown Boys to the Rescue

Belushi and the Blues Brothers may have saved the White Blues with their shades and azure iridescent suits but make way for the Brown Bruthas and their impact on the global economy. Brown may be the new white on Wall Street and across the British...
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Funny story: Taliban - Republican Rivals Unite Against US Economic and Foreign Policy

Taliban - Republican Rivals Unite Against US Economic and Foreign Policy

Multiple rival gangs of Taliban, al Quaida and US Republican tribes have united to defeat any chance that the Democrats and their uppity brown president will even have a small measure of success helping improve the lives of common non fanatical peopl...
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Funny story: Snoopy Dead At 60!

Snoopy Dead At 60!

Snoopy, aka World War One Flying Ace, aka Joe Cool, has died at the age of sixty. Snoopy, who starred in books, the daily newpaper, movies and television specials, was one of the best known dogs in the world being mentioned in the same breath as L...
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Funny story: New Reality TV "Strong Man" Planned By CBS!

New Reality TV "Strong Man" Planned By CBS!

In Los Angeles, CBS is reportedly developing a reality project in which ordinary Americans will compete in crazy strength competitions. Shooting under the cheeky working title "America's Strongest American," producer Michael Davies ("Who Wants to...
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Funny story: British Rock Group Oasis Cancels China Tour

British Rock Group Oasis Cancels China Tour

Concert organizers confirmed Monday that British rock band Oasis has canceled tour dates in Beijing and Shanghai in April. The shows, scheduled for Beijing's Capital Arena on April 3 and the Shanghai Grand Stage on April 5, would have been the first...
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Funny story: HalesBDavis To Appear Nude In An Aldi Store Near You

HalesBDavis To Appear Nude In An Aldi Store Near You

This is an anachronism, but Spoof writer HalesBDavis is well prepared to appear stark bollock naked at an Aldi store somewhere in your current proximity. "Why would you ever want to do that?" I asked the popular authoress. "Because it would get...
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Funny story: Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints to Consider Allowing Masturbation

Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints to Consider Allowing Masturbation

Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints (LDS) leaders gathered in secrecy last night to explore the option of allowing young men the right to masturbate to satisfy their youthful urges. Masturbation has always been forbidden in the church and church le...
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Funny story: Images of Octomom Combat Population Explosion

Images of Octomom Combat Population Explosion

The story of the Octomom has something for everyone. Bioethicists debate the role of fertility doctors in screening would-be mothers. Taxpayers rail against bailing out irresponsible parents. Child welfare advocates hover, porn producers salivate, ta...
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