Funny story: Clarkson Worshipped by Anarchists

Clarkson Worshipped by Anarchists

Hoodie "journalist" and "personality" Jeremy Clarkson was today revealed to be the object of misguided worship; in an exclusive interview with a Proper Journalist the anarchist Rosa Lexusbourg revealed her cult had been behind Clarkson's recent accid...
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Funny story: Exclusive interview with Mary Hinge!

Exclusive interview with Mary Hinge!

I travelled to the residence of Mary Hinge for an exclusive, first-ever interview. SHe had given me directions, and to my surprise, they were very clear-cut and correct. On arriving at the door, I rang the bell, hearing the sonerous bell tolling deep within the house. Suddenly the door was opened with such speed and power, I wasn't aware of which side the hinges were. And there stood the doy...
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Funny story: Madonna IS interesting, shock latest

Madonna IS interesting, shock latest

After decades of the news being filled with totally and utterly and mind-numbingly uninteresting stories about half-decent dancer Madonna, it came as a shock to people that Madonna actually IS interesting. 'I was surprised', Mrs. Ethel Reddy said,...
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Funny story: Another Charity Shop Closes In Dudley

Another Charity Shop Closes In Dudley

Dudley, the West Midlands town where the economic downturn has thus far had no tangible effect, has now started to feel the pinch, with the closure of a second charity shop in a month, it has been reported. The town, where nobody even understands...
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Funny story: Lady Of Guadalupe Bursts Into Tears After Hillary Clinton Visits

Lady Of Guadalupe Bursts Into Tears After Hillary Clinton Visits

Mexico City -- Mexico's most sacred shrine was seen weeping trillions of gallons of tears after a recent visit by Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Catholics believe the image of the Virgin Mary appeared miraculously in 1531. There were so many...
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Funny story: Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Flu Outbreak and the Old Curable

Health Ministers have been advising pensioners to Save having to get a flu jab each year by not queuing outside the Post Office every Tuesday morning in the pouring rain an hour before it opens. "They won't run out of money. It's not like the queue o...
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Funny story: Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Fern Britton Cruelty Shock

Amateur garden enthusiast and fat former TV hostess Fern Britton was questioned this week, after she faced charges of gross cruelty. It was reported that on 24th March 2009 the former model and superstar was snuffling and digging for truffles in...
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Funny story: Rock Star Seeks Mercy

Rock Star Seeks Mercy

A Rock star arrived in Malawi seeking mercy. Madonna has returned to the country where she bought (surely adopted?) a child. On arrival she declared "I've come here for mercy. I will not leave without mercy." Many people find the prospect of rich,...
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Funny story: Obama's Special Olympics Gaff tied in with stimulus bill

Obama's Special Olympics Gaff tied in with stimulus bill

The stimulus package that the Obama administration put together has some people frothing at the mouth in anger. Part of the bill requires that State social services reduce cost by cutting off thousands of people who receive disability benefits.
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Funny story: Dead Horse Being Flogged

Dead Horse Being Flogged

The British public have today been issued a warning. Clax Mifford, media manipulator and son of Satan, is about to launch another personality. Sillipa Shitty, the Indian actress and Big Bother contestant, is heading our way. Obviously following th...
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Funny story: Film stars attend the funeral of the British movie industry

Film stars attend the funeral of the British movie industry

The British movie industry, which died in 1984, was today laid to rest in London, and hundreds of famous actors and actresses attended the funeral. Helena Bonham-Carter, who has had surgery to make a Victorian costume part of her body, including a...
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Funny story: The Large Hadron Collidor - The Truth!

The Large Hadron Collidor - The Truth!

After an official investigation into the accident at the Large Hadron Collider the powers that be have recommended that an early warning system be installed. This system would detect the early stages of a helium leak, following an incident that has s...
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Funny story: Nashville Specialist Expands Women's Breasts By Special Malipulation, Chants

Nashville Specialist Expands Women's Breasts By Special Malipulation, Chants

Randall Knox, a breast therapist in Nashville, Tennessee, has been running ads and placing posters at laundromats and grocery peg boards, just may be in trouble with the law. By advising women that he could help enlarge their breasts a full cup...
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Funny story: Lowton Announces Top Spoof Writer Award

Lowton Announces Top Spoof Writer Award

Salt Lake City - Answering stinging criticism that his writers are merely pawns in his global dating service empire for unwed Moslems, Mark Lowton has announced that "The top writer for TheSpoof.com will henceforth be rewarded annually with a smart w...
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Funny story: Pension grows as clueless mob storm the Edinburgh lair of former banking vampire.

Pension grows as clueless mob storm the Edinburgh lair of former banking vampire.

The furious but inept mob baying for Goodwins blood and brandishing an array of weapons warned of more attacks on UK wankers. The warning preceeded the attack on Sir Fred Goodwins castle of evil by a pitch fork, and torch wielding mob who promptly bu...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Gives Reporters Tour of Pimped Out White House

Michelle Obama Gives Reporters Tour of Pimped Out White House

After two months in office, Barack Obama has finished "pimping out his crib." The extensive remodeling of the White House is now complete and the First Lady gave a pool of reporters a tour of the second floor this week. Michelle Obama met with fi...
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Funny story: "You're worth sh*t" according to beauty product manufacturer

"You're worth sh*t" according to beauty product manufacturer

Beauty product manufacturer, L'Unreal, has decided to 'come clean' over their recent range of advertisements which had been designed specifically to part women from copious amounts of money. Nothing new there, eh? However, up to now famed for cele...
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Funny story: G20 safety fear.

G20 safety fear.

X Factor finallists G20 are regretting their choice of band name. The Simon Cowell backed outfit are due to appear at The Crown and Horseshoes pub in Wapping at the same time as the G20 political summit. Drummer Barack Pyjama said "We heard th...
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Funny story: Throw Your Baby Out With The Bath Water! NOW!

Throw Your Baby Out With The Bath Water! NOW!

Beijing, China - A leading Scientist is urging parents to go ahead and throw their babies out with the bath water after reports that baby toiletries laced with cancer-causing chemicals could have contaminated their children. Doctor Vincent Van Nor...
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Funny story: Top 22 Little-Known Boyscout Badges

Top 22 Little-Known Boyscout Badges

22. Making sure campfire is pissed out. 21. Best-Dressed inflatable tent partner. 20. Stiffest Poster for having Apple shot off head. 19. Written essay on why Bea Arthur is still hot. 18. Hot Hornet's nest toss. 17. Master Scout's lap dummy. 16. Nude wading in shallow creek. 15. Performance In Game, Campers & Rednecks. 14. Extracting own tooth with pliers. 13. Owl, H...
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Funny story: Upfront Scamster Introduces Himself

Upfront Scamster Introduces Himself

Hello My name is Fred Smith, I am from Nigeria. let me start by saying that unlike other Nigerian scam artists I am about as honest has one could get. I WANT TO EXTRACT ALL OF YOUR MONEY, it's true but I want to do it in an refreshingly Honest, Upfront and "Cards on the Table, way." Here is my story (Yarn): My great uncle Ugenyemi was tragically killed in a unicycle accident whilst he...
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Funny story: Pirates of the Caribbean: Sticky Micky escapes

Pirates of the Caribbean: Sticky Micky escapes

CARIBBEAN CORRESPONDENT - UNDER FIRE, PROVIDENCIALES, FRIDAY: Here in my dugout, with shells flying overhead, it is clear that the situation worsens by the hour. In the confusion of the Haïtian invasion, Sticky Micky slipped his shackles and fled to the Spanish Main(land), leaving his Proagressive National Piracy franchise in the unsure hands of Gilly Willy. As Dominican warships loom on...
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Funny story: Social networking: Twitter has competition!

Social networking: Twitter has competition!

A new website has been launched today to compete with Twitter, the social networking and micro-blogging service that enables its users to send and read other users' updates known as tweets. While anyone can sign up to Twitter, the new site, Twatt...
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Funny story: AIG Bonus Money to be Diverted to Congress

AIG Bonus Money to be Diverted to Congress

The United States Congress has announced that the millions in AIG bonus money that they had returned from AIG executives will be sent to Washington. The money will be evenly split between the 435 Representatives and 100 Senators as a bonus for their...
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Funny story: GPS Systems are Tools of Big Brother

GPS Systems are Tools of Big Brother

Executives at the Ministry of Truth have revealed that Big Brother really is watching you. The GPS Navigation systems and On Star systems in cars and cell phones are actually tools of Big Brother to keep track of the location of his citizens through...
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Funny story: Geithner Considers Abandoning The Dollar: AIG Bonuses Paid in Bahts?

Geithner Considers Abandoning The Dollar: AIG Bonuses Paid in Bahts?

Washington,DC/ Impaired Political News - Adopting a Siege Mentality, searching for anyway out, Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner acknowledged he is looking for a universal currency to replace The Dollar, long the benchmark of a stable world econ...
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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

Jacqui Smith Porn Film Row

The Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, is this afternoon "very embarrassed" over her involvement in a row over films that have been deemed to be of a Pornographic nature, it has been reported. It's alleged that Ms Smith's husband, Richard Timney, viewe...
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Funny story: Australians cull hated Jade Goody fans

Australians cull hated Jade Goody fans

QUEENSVAGINA, Austrialia - People here 'ave taken pat in a maaass capture of Jade Goody fans as part of a collective effort at pest control. Some of these huge pests are pretty smelly, too. The cull is known as Jade Day Out and was advocated by a...
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Funny story: New Football League Will Try to Tackle NFL

New Football League Will Try to Tackle NFL

You may have heard about several upstart football leagues. The United Football League, All American Football League, and the United States Football League are all planning to start within the next 13 months, with some of the leagues stating they woul...
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Funny story: Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Michelle's Victory Garden Already Paying Off: 3,000 Marijuana Plants Showing Profit!

Washington,DC/ Rolling Stone Magazine/ Business-Entrepreneur Section - A spokesperson for Michelle Obama said the First Lady was ecstatic that her Victory Garden, planted only last week to combat the higher cost of imported Marijuana from War Torn M...
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Funny story: Fury at MP's failure to claim housing expenses

Fury at MP's failure to claim housing expenses

An enquiry has been launched following allegations that a front bench minister failed to claim all the expenses he was technically able to claim on a second home. It is believed the MP lives in London, 'a few minutes from Westminster', and so does no...
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Funny story: Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Darryl Janhonen, of Brunsdale, ND, just south of Fargo, decided three weeks ago to sell off his 100,000-plus sandbag collection on the popular on-line auction site. Janhonen, 47, has been collecting the bags for nearly a decade and meticulously numbe...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club warns Queen Elizabeth 'more likely to drop dead on April Fools Day' than meet President O'Bama for tea

Hellfire Club warns Queen Elizabeth 'more likely to drop dead on April Fools Day' than meet President O'Bama for tea

London - (No Fool Like An Old Fool Mess): Grandees of the Hellfire Club of Great Britain have issued a stark warning predicting the entirely spoof Queen Elizabeth Windsor 'is more likely to die of a heart attack on April Fools Day' than meet with Pre...
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Funny story: Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Home Sexcretary In Virgin Porn Cash Swindle

Jaqui Splff, Home Sexcretary, has been involved in yet another scandal. It seems that her husband has been sitting at home (one of their homes) and has been indulging in some pocket billiards. Obviously being the spouse of a cabinet minister can be l...
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Funny story: Smith in video nasties caper

Smith in video nasties caper

London - (Sordid Ass Mess): Home Secretary Jackie Smith is waist-high in crap this week following reports that her husband used her Parliamentary credit card to pay for adult video nasties of her and Prime Monster Gorgon Brown 'screwing over the coun...
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Funny story: Colombian incest nutter more depraved than Fritzl court told

Colombian incest nutter more depraved than Fritzl court told

Tolima Province, Colombia - (Reuterus & Lurid Ass Mess): The Fritzl hostage incest syndrome has spread to Colombia where police have arrested a 69 year-old man accused of fathering eleven children by his daughter. Arcedio Alvarez, dubbed the M...
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Funny story: Why Juggling Is Better Than Sex

Why Juggling Is Better Than Sex

... You don't need a partner to juggle. ... Having blue balls isn't a bad thing. ... You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with. ... Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls. ... You don't have to wear protection. ... You don't have to worry if your juggling partner is a minor. ... After juggling, you can do it again right away.
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Funny story: Climate change: God comments

Climate change: God comments

In his first interview on the subject, God explains that he has no regrets over climate change, although he can see that it's 'a tad inconvenient for the human race.' In an interview with Philip Schofield he said, "You've got to realise that I'm a...
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Funny story: Jenson Button Disqualified

Jenson Button Disqualified

Jenson Button has sensationally been disqualified from the Australian Grand Prix. Button, who finished first in the race, was relegated to last place by the sport's administrators who cited a recently introduced regulation that 'No English driver...
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Funny story: F1 News: Safety Car Wins First Grand Prix

F1 News: Safety Car Wins First Grand Prix

There was a shock right at the start of the Formula 1 season at the Australian Grand Prix this morning, when all of the pre-race favourites fell by the wayside, with the eventual winner turning out to be the Safety Car! Britain's Jenson Button, dr...
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Funny story: Missing Sock Turns Up Safe

Missing Sock Turns Up Safe

There were celebrations in the capital this morning, after a sock that had been missing for more than two months from a house in Muswell Hill, turned up safe and well - under the owner's bed! The sock, one of a pair belonging to Barry Plebb, 13, h...
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Funny story: Madonna To Adopt Her Own Father

Madonna To Adopt Her Own Father

The pop world was in shock this morning after it was revealed that Madonna, already the mother of two of her own children, as well as that Malawian kid, is to adopt her very own father, Silvio "Tony" P. Ciccone! Mr Ciccone is reported to be "pleas...
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Funny story: Why Fishing Is Better Than Women

Why Fishing Is Better Than Women

When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's good. If you're making love and you catch somethin', that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither…and want to know how many other fish you caught. Fish don't complain if you light up a smoke right after you catch them. You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you l...
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Funny story: Pink Chaddhi Election in India

Pink Chaddhi Election in India

The World largest Democracy INDIA is going to under the hammer to select a new Parliament. Many national as well as regional parties have thrown their towels, clothes, money, power, gang-leaders etc into this election. But the most surprising entry i...
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Funny story: Tiny Dick Timney Named Media Watchdawg by Home Sec'y Wifie Smith

Tiny Dick Timney Named Media Watchdawg by Home Sec'y Wifie Smith

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has a very expensive second home payed for taxpayers squirrelled away somewhere in her sister's back bedroom in a tiny flat in Cheaters-on Therun, Doublecross. But that is no longer the big story as The Daily Male reports...
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Funny story: Spanish Inquisition to Try Bush Torturers

Spanish Inquisition to Try Bush Torturers

The European nation most infamous for injustice, torture and persecution has brought suit against six US Bush administration officials alleged to be involved in torture. The Obama administration has recognized that his predecessor's underlings did em...
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Funny story: Freedom Tower to be Re-Named Economic Regulation 4 All Really Big Building

Freedom Tower to be Re-Named Economic Regulation 4 All Really Big Building

After the desrtruction of the NYC World Trade Center Twin Towers, few mentioned that these were part of the world economy. The missing towers became political symbols for everything from bravery, sacrifice and freedom. The new landlords of the ne...
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Funny story: Three Boys Show Up with Mammoth Boners in Michigan

Three Boys Show Up with Mammoth Boners in Michigan

Researchers have placed reports on worldwide net websites about three boys in southwest Michigan who are exhibiting mammoth boners. The odd part of the story is that the reports do not come from sex researchers or even urologists but can be traced ex...
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Funny story: Octo Mom pregnant again!

Octo Mom pregnant again!

Whittier, Ca. - Sources close to the rabbit-dropping, bunny popping "Octo Mom", state she is indeed pregnant again. A nurse working with latest litter of kiddies' reports that "Octo Mom" found an extra frozen embryo next to the ice cream and frozen...
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