Funny story: 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks. 3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger. 4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to. 5. Drinking drives people to sex, where...
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Funny story: Reasons Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women

Reasons Airplanes Are Easier To Live With Than Women

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go" 4) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the...
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Funny story: Hamster Ate Spoof Writer

Hamster Ate Spoof Writer

Shock revelations today! A hamster has been accused of eating a writer at TheSpoof.com. Harry the Hamster is thought to have eaten Mucky Duck. The writer has not been seen for several days following a clash with the hamster's owners. An insider sa...
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Funny story: Parrot To Go On World Tour

Parrot To Go On World Tour

A Parrot is about to embark upon a world tour. Bollocks the Parrot is thought to be cashing in on his celebrity status following his appearance in the swashbuckling epic 'Below Decks". The tour is expected to begin in Paris in the spring and will...
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Funny story: First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

First Frog to Grow Mustache in Recorded History

After 30 years of hard work, a group of scientists in Budapest have successfully made a frog grow a moustache for the first time in recorded history. "It's really a good, good feeling," says Oscar Schnippleton, one of the scientists on the project.
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Funny story: Spoof Writers' Turd story rally to save Jade Goody's reputation comes too late as coalition collapses on ill news of her passing

Spoof Writers' Turd story rally to save Jade Goody's reputation comes too late as coalition collapses on ill news of her passing

London, England - "We were a day late and a turd story shy," said one lamenting member of the secretive spoof writer's coalition to save Jade Goody's reputation. "If only she would have held on for another day. Or maybe if we would have wrote a littl...
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Funny story: BJP Leader LK Advani decides to debate himself ahead of Indian election

BJP Leader LK Advani decides to debate himself ahead of Indian election

NEW DELHI - India's main opposition party leader, the 80+ years-old LK Advani has been hanging around the political scene for eons hoping to 'become PM someday'. The octogenarian has been unable to rally the masses with his plodding, complaining o...
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Funny story: Queenie not going to let catholics in Buckingham Palace

Queenie not going to let catholics in Buckingham Palace

Buckingham Place spokesman Mohamed Al Fyed anounced Her Majesty had given an insight as to why devout roman catholics should not be allowed inside her 'crib' The queen was quoted as saying 'If the Lord has not yet made Himself visible to the delu...
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Funny story: Fear of lack of brains forces US evacuation

Fear of lack of brains forces US evacuation

Thousands of people in the American Midwest have been asked to evacuate their homes, after it emerged they had built their homes a few feet from a river that regularly rises 40 feet. This follows the evacuation of an entire city, New Orleans, where m...
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Funny story: World begins big unplugging

World begins big unplugging

UN, NEW YORK - According to the UN committee on Special Population Option Control (UNSPOC) statement, issued today, millions of people worldwide are being told to unplug their relatives on life support systems - for an hour, in what is described as t...
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Funny story: Conkers or just bonkers?

Conkers or just bonkers?

It was reported this week from those stupid bureaucratic idiots in Brussels that the new European laws concerning the age old schoolboy practice of 'conkering' have been reviewed. European representative and once TV heartthrob Robert Killjoy Silk...
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Funny story: G20 to propose civilized death as final solution

G20 to propose civilized death as final solution

LONDON, England - According to Mr. Brown, host, world finance ministers have reached a sudden agreement. "If all the world's currencies aren't working now, what good will it do to introduce another one, such as the Amero or the acmetal, or or th...
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Funny story: Prostitutes Win Case, Hands Down

Prostitutes Win Case, Hands Down

After a police headquarters captain came up with a new way of cutting down on prostitution in the city of Lisbon, Portugal, he has apparently lost his case. "We spend so much of our time arresting these women, we have little left over for the seri...
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Funny story: Jasper Carrot 'Not a happy bunny'

Jasper Carrot 'Not a happy bunny'

Humorous comedian Jasper Carrot has been reprimanded for calling a contestant a 'cheating bastard' on his primetime show 'Golden Testicles'. It was reported to me yesterday that the ever so funny and devilishly handsome Jasper was furious with th...
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Funny story: April Doomsday cops corral G20 criminal conspiracy tossers into massive elephant trap

April Doomsday cops corral G20 criminal conspiracy tossers into massive elephant trap

Isle of Dogs - (Ultimate Ponzi Scam Mess): "Like lambs to the slaughter!" was how the head of the Met's Global Parasitology Division put it ahead of next week's huge vanity PR exercise a.k.a. the G20 Summitt. A massively secret security/policing s...
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Funny story: Fat Fern Hits Out

Fat Fern Hits Out

Fat Fern Britton is set to quit Good Morning after finding out that TV bosses surreptitiously filmed her obese torso and used in a BBC news report about Britain's obesity problem. She is quoted as saying (not that she did you understand) 'I will...
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Funny story: Facebook condom crusade against Pope raises little more than awareness of their folly

Facebook condom crusade against Pope raises little more than awareness of their folly

Cameroon, Africa - Facebook nerds and geeks (mostly from European countries) recently held a joint press conference via Webcam from their bedrooms, recreation dens and basements of their parents' houses today, vowing to remain celibate and save the w...
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Funny story: Russians lured to set up military base on Arctic's caldera faultline

Russians lured to set up military base on Arctic's caldera faultline

Arctic Circle - (Frozen Ass Mess): NATO bigwigs are pissing themselves at the success of their latest covert oil and gas disinformation campaign against the Russians. This has seen daftass Russian President Dim-Eatery Medvedev pledge to install a...
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Funny story: Ex-commando captures runaway pig

Ex-commando captures runaway pig

A former Royal Marines commando used his military skills to deal with a huge white pig running amok in a Kent town. The pig, a Shropshire Prescott, was seen running from pub to pub in the Bath Road area of Margate. Police gave chase, and former comma...
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Funny story: Government Scientists Warning - Hydrogen found in water!

Government Scientists Warning - Hydrogen found in water!

Mr. Brian Brain a Government scientist speaking on condition of anonymity today informed me that water was to be banned with immediate effect after traces of Hydrogen had been found in it during a routine test. The anonymous source advised us that...
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Funny story: Fritzl's Italian incest club discovered in Vatican dungeon

Fritzl's Italian incest club discovered in Vatican dungeon

Rome - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Vatican's very own Joseph Fritzl-style dungeon was busted today in a dawn raid on the Catacombs. It resulted in Rome cops arresting a 69 year-old man and his son following a probe into the Austrian ince...
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Funny story: Wolves Fans Offered Chance To Meet Mick McCarthy In 'Quit Smoking' Drive

Wolves Fans Offered Chance To Meet Mick McCarthy In 'Quit Smoking' Drive

Long-suffering fans of one of the Football League's founding members, Wolverhampton Wanderers, are today licking their chapped lips over the mouth-watering opportunity of meeting one of the greatest managers in the club's history - none other than th...
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Funny story: People prepare for Earth Hour

People prepare for Earth Hour

Today at 8pm (UK time), houses, offices and other buildings across the world will switch off their lights for one hour for Earth Hour. The event is intended to highlight the evils of electricity, and is sponsored by the Amish community and the Blind...
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Funny story: Genie in Eviction from Lamp Drama - Bailiffs Missing!

Genie in Eviction from Lamp Drama - Bailiffs Missing!

"Nebuchadnezzar The Genie" was today relaxing again deep in his lamp after a failed attempt by a power company to evict him yesterday. Call me "Nebu" winked the big blue giant grinning his gap toothed gipsy type of smile at waiting reporters.
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Funny story: Bankers will march on G20 summit

Bankers will march on G20 summit

A charity organisation set up to help retired bankers is set to join the G20 protest march in London next week. The newly formed Retired Old Bankers (ROB) group is among several other charities coming together to demand action from the influential...
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Funny story: Satan Claims First Spoof Writer's Soul for Offenses Against Jade Goody

Satan Claims First Spoof Writer's Soul for Offenses Against Jade Goody

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The arrival of Satan at my door this afternoon heralded the first of many souls to be claimed over the next few days. The abruptness of the five rapid knocks startled me enough to make me jump; I was not expecting company. I h...
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Funny story: Scientists find secret of perfect penalty save to counter perfect penalty kick

Scientists find secret of perfect penalty save to counter perfect penalty kick

A few days after scientists discovered the perfect formula for a penalty kick, another group of scientists have claimed they have discovered the perfect formula to save the perfectly kicked penalty kick. Last week researchers said that by analyzin...
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Funny story: Obama Claims: USA Has Already Celebrated a Dark Earth Hour

Obama Claims: USA Has Already Celebrated a Dark Earth Hour

Around the globe cities will grow dark in celebration of an energy awareness Earth Hour this weekend. Many environmentalists have approved the earth hour demonstration as a powerful symbol of a new green consciousness on the planet. Tennesseean cult...
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Funny story: Airline for Pets? What's their secret?

Airline for Pets? What's their secret?

Miami, Florida - It is a novel idea. Promising plenty of "Four-legged" room for the family pet, but it has everyone who has experienced first-hand the stress and all too often the trauma of losing an animal to the airline industry, asking: "What's th...
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Funny story: Madonna Adopts President of Malawi

Madonna Adopts President of Malawi

Rock Idol, Madonna has been in the tabloids perverted version of news lately for a potpourri of escapades. her Kabala love affair with Yankee juicer AFraud, a recent divorce and yet another sexsually exhibitionist world tour tentatively billed as Hot...
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Funny story: Scientists Approve Texan Last Stand Against Evolution

Scientists Approve Texan Last Stand Against Evolution

For almost a century, scientists have fought against what they thought to be closedminded rural areas and their refusal to accept and teach the sound scientific theory of evolution. But new discoveries in the field of rural evolutionary biology have...
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Funny story: Obama vows to get tough on Afganistan, Pakistan

Obama vows to get tough on Afganistan, Pakistan

In a conference in Washington this past Friday, president Obama attempted to address some of the issues facing United States security. Obama reassured the American public that he had not forgotten the past transgressions of terrorist sects again...
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Funny story: Madonna to Adopt Another Child

Madonna to Adopt Another Child

Sources are reporting that Madonna is planning to adopt a second Malawi child. Despite public protest that the singer should not be allowed to take another African orphan into her brood, she asserts her right to do so. When asked why she needs...
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Funny story: Dykes, Lesbians and Butches: Fargoan's last Hope

Dykes, Lesbians and Butches: Fargoan's last Hope

In a strange reversal of humanity's approach to natural disaster, the citizens of Fargo, ND are counting on homosexuals to save them from a biblical size flood. Most often, gays have been blamed for attracting fire from heaven and causing divine...
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Funny story: "Star Wars" girl Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up dog poop

"Star Wars" girl Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up dog poop

Hollywood, California - Apparently, Natalie Portman is a real "Professional" "cleaner" when it comes to picking up after dogs. I mean she just can't seem to get enough of the steamy stuff as she has been spotted cruising the streets of her Hollywood...
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Funny story: Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

God Almighty in close association with Satan has created a special hell for CEO's and other business leaders who have helped to create the present world-wide financial meltdown (it seems Satan himself couldn't stomach the gall of these money-engorged...
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Funny story: Bush Makes His Debut As Court Jester For Obama Cabinet

Bush Makes His Debut As Court Jester For Obama Cabinet

George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet today. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened his mouth. "I am pleased as punch to be able to ma...
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