Funny story: Little and Large comedy duo split over supermarket catch-phrase

Little and Large comedy duo split over supermarket catch-phrase

The world of entertainment was today rocked to its very foundations when it was revealed that comedy duo Syd Little and Eddie Large have split acrimonously as a result of a supermarket advertisement. It appears that Eddie Large was becoming increa...
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Funny story: US President admits election promise about Afghanistan was a lie

US President admits election promise about Afghanistan was a lie

President Barack Obama today admitted that a promise to cut the number of American troops in the Middle East, including Afghanistan, was a lie. 'Sure was', he said, 'so all of a sudden we have to admit we lied, and are going to increase troops there...
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Funny story: Corleone Family Move In On English Football

Corleone Family Move In On English Football

The infamous Corleone family have reportedly made attempts to control English football. Already a crime wave involving the families of several professional footballers has begun. The family of John Terry, the Chelsea captain have been arrested fo...
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Funny story: Jade: My Autobiography - To Be Part Of UK School's Curriculum

Jade: My Autobiography - To Be Part Of UK School's Curriculum

Jade Goody's imaginatively titled autobiography - 'Jade: My Autobiography' is to be become part of the British School systems selected books that kids will study for English Literature. "All British children must know about this woman and what she...
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Funny story: Noel's House Departy

Noel's House Departy

It has been rumoured that Noel Edmounds is to quit TV, and that his production company, 'Noel's Shit Party' will no longer make any programmes. A television insider said: "To be honest we were getting rid of the twat anyay. Look, people are just...
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Funny story: German Model Railway's Deutscho-View

German Model Railway's Deutscho-View

German twin brothers have built the world's longest model railway in Hamburg, one that has six miles of track and takes in all aspects of German life. By the time the layout is complete in 2014, it will also take in France, Belgium, Greece, Poland, D...
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Funny story: Parliament votes for new trough

Parliament votes for new trough

MPs today voted for a new trough at the Palace of Westminster. Following a hard-fought debate lasting almost ten minutes, the proposal, introduced by Tony McNulty and seconded by Jacqui Smith, was carried unanimously. A parliamentary historian ex...
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Funny story: Fart Powered Car Breaks Record

Fart Powered Car Breaks Record

A British engineer from Hampshire has broken the world land speed record for a human gas powered vehicle. Richard Jenkins reached 126.1 mph (202.9 kmh) in his car Greenbird on the dry plains of Ivanpah Lake in Nevada purely by using farts, collect...
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Funny story: Upturn Imminent - UK Job Vacancy Announced

Upturn Imminent - UK Job Vacancy Announced

Joy on the UK employment front today as a vacancy has been announced. Alf's Barbershop in Rosegrove Lane, Burnley, Lancs., announced that a position was currently available for a sweeper upper. Boss, Alf, told us: "It's true. There is a post...
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Funny story: News In & Around Boogertown

News In & Around Boogertown

Former Booger County resident, Bobby Rob Robinson, who has been a hermit living out in Old Man Kelsey's Woods for the past 15 years will be the subject of a PBS documentary that will be aired sometimes in 2012. In the meantime, a group of photog...
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Funny story: "Homophobe Pride" rally announced

"Homophobe Pride" rally announced

A rally through central London for homophobes has been announced by the leader of the Homophobe Pride League, Gay Fister. Mr Fister has said that the rally will celebrate people's pride in being homophobes. Exclusively, he told me, "For too long,...
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Funny story: There's a bloody good reason for banning Catholics from the Throne Gorgon Brown is told

There's a bloody good reason for banning Catholics from the Throne Gorgon Brown is told

London - (Bloody Mary Mess): Buoyed by superb MI5 disinformation about the disgusting 'God's Banker' trial fiasco daftass Opus Dei pederasts are gobsmacked this weekend following the news that the centuries long ban on Catholics in the monarchy is se...
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Funny story: New US Car Mileage Standard

New US Car Mileage Standard

The U.S. government is to impose a new mileage standard requirement for passenger cars and smaller utility vehicles. The new standard will come into effect on all 2011 vehicles. Passenger cars will be required to average 30.2 miles per gallon. L...
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Funny story: God Admits Fraud

God Admits Fraud

In the last hour millions of people have become disenchanted with the very fabric of their existence due to shocking revelations by God himself. Speaking via his preferred deity-human conduit, former US President George W. Bush, God admitted that...
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Funny story: Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout bonuses would be drafted as...
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Funny story: Essex Bloke Goes Mental In Computer Store

Essex Bloke Goes Mental In Computer Store

Braintree, Essex, around lunchtime - Local man, Harry 'The Dog' Hacker, caused uproar in a local computer store, claiming that a PC he had purchased at the store was 'bleedin' useless!' and likening his purchase to a bag of excrement. Hacker, 35,...
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Funny story: Fatty Fatso Lardy Arse Gob Shite Fatty Chris Moyles Warned By BBC - Did I Mention He Was Fat?

Fatty Fatso Lardy Arse Gob Shite Fatty Chris Moyles Warned By BBC - Did I Mention He Was Fat?

BBC Radio 1 has warned the World's Fattest Man, Tubby Bitch, Chubby Twat, Lardy Arse Mouth- Off who hides behind a microphone, Chris Moyles about his on-air behavior, after the breakfast host mocked singer Will Young's sexuality. Well, how is th...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna who is 50. Brad and Angelina, aka Brangelina, have three bio...
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Funny story: Jackson Auction to go ahead

Jackson Auction to go ahead

A planned auction of Michael Jackson memorabilia will still go ahead, despite the singer taking legal action in an attempt to prevent it. The singer filed suit against Julien's Auction House in Los Angeles last month, claiming that the auctioneers...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Now Seeking Roadies After Two Arrested, If Interested

Britney Spears Now Seeking Roadies After Two Arrested, If Interested

Instead of "If U Seek Amy" Britney Spears might be singing "If U Seek Two New Roadies" on her next album. This amazing girl has been employing some seriously shady charators which is typical. On Thursday, Rockey Lee Dickey Jr. and Alex Montes, two...
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Funny story: G20 - Special Interview with Met Comissioner Brian Panzer

G20 - Special Interview with Met Comissioner Brian Panzer

Metropolitan Police Chief Brian Panzer gave me a special interview today about his plans for Policing the G20 summit in London next week. "The bankers are wasting their time dressing down on the big day," grinned the burly Met Commander. "The global anarchists have changed tactics according to MI5," he winked, all knowingly. "They've come up with a brilliant idea in a bid to counter this...
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Funny story: Isle of Jersey to change name

Isle of Jersey to change name

ST. HELIER, JERSEY-The Bailiwick of Jersey's legislature, called the "States of Jersey" on Friday voted to move forward on a subcommittee recommendation to change the island's name in order to distance it from the similar-sounding New Jersey in the U...
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Funny story: I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

CELEBRITY Jade Goody has spoken for the first time about the terrible conditions she has been forced to endure since her death. Currently stuck in a Travel-inn on the M3, Mrs Goody has no humane sanitation or catering facilities in what she descri...
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Funny story: Brazilian president blames 'white basketball players with blue socks' for world's economic problems

Brazilian president blames 'white basketball players with blue socks' for world's economic problems

Brazilian president Loopi Loco de Silva claimed that current world economic problems were not the result of international trading and deficit budgeting, but caused by 'white basketball players with blue socks'. The surprise announcement was made a...
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Funny story: Reality Show Hits an All Time Low.

Reality Show Hits an All Time Low.

Many viewers are angered by FQX's New Reality Show "Second Chance". "It's Just crude and awful", say Maria Hancock 31. Not just another reality show a second chance explains the FQX Network spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous. What seems...
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Funny story: Mayer-Anniston wedding may be a ruse

Mayer-Anniston wedding may be a ruse

Pop crooner John Mayer and perennial love interest Jennifer Anniston were shown exchanging vows in a homemade video posted on YouTube and on Mayer's website Friday. However, Mayer has a history of posting off-the-wall gag videos. The tongues of H...
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Funny story: No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

International torch relays have been scrapped for future Olympics, says the olympic committee. Problems with protestors and heavy-handed policing of the relay preceding the last Olympics have been given as the reasons. However, the committee has...
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Funny story: Everything First Thought Bad, Now Very Good!

Everything First Thought Bad, Now Very Good!

Boffins at Edinburgh University have discovered, after doing years of extensive experimentation and guinea pig trials (at taxpayers expense), that everything once thought bad for you is in fact not only very good for you but it can also cure things l...
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Funny story: Benitez claims he is not balding

Benitez claims he is not balding

The useless manager of Liverpool FC, Rafael Benitez, has once again proved his idiocy by, this time, claiming he is not on the verge of baldness. The thinning manager (and by thinning I categorically do NOT mean his torso) is known for his tenden...
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Funny story: Monarchy Facing Constitutional Reform

Monarchy Facing Constitutional Reform

In the biggest shakeup of the constitutional Monarchy since Henry VIII had a row with his wife, the Government have announced sweeping changes to the Succession process. In a bid to modernise the Monarchy and to bring the succession process in lin...
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Funny story: Metropolitan Police apologise for 'being a useless waste of time and money'

Metropolitan Police apologise for 'being a useless waste of time and money'

The Metropolitan Police in London today issued an apology, and the statement read: 'We apologise for being completely and utterly hopeless at solving crime, and useless at preventing crimes, but good enough at corruption and letting obvious perverts...
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Funny story: Bush memoir shines a light on murky past

Bush memoir shines a light on murky past

DALLAS-Former President George W. Bush is writing a book focusing on defining decisions of his personal and political life, a publishing house announced Thursday. The book, tentatively titled "I'M THE DECIDER!" is to be published in fall 2010, ac...
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Funny story: MP's Surfing Censored by Commons Internet Filter

MP's Surfing Censored by Commons Internet Filter

MPs are being prevented from surfing the internet for pornography and other 'inappropriate' material in their Commons offices, it is being claimed. A filter which blocks access to websites that contain "offensive or illegal content or are sources of...
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Funny story: "New Culture" world party

"New Culture" world party

Ron Paul, George Galloway, Victor Chavez, and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad have created a "New Culture" world party, and are the easy favourites to be elected as the new world leaders. They have all stated that a co-operative world is more desirable than a co...
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Funny story: Hostages rescued but not by authorities

Hostages rescued but not by authorities

Hostages kept captive for nine days by Somali pirates in the capital city, Mogadishu, have been freed. News filtered through to English police that a hither to unknown person wearing a red cape and underpants on the outside of his uniform has man...
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Funny story: Fawkes v Draper: Big Fight Date Announced

Fawkes v Draper: Big Fight Date Announced

A date has now been set for the upcoming no-holds-barred 'cage match' between political bloggers Guido Fawkes and Derek Draper. Following a spirited (yet ultimately disappointing) combined Press Conference and weigh-in, when both combatants landed...
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Funny story: Brown "Pound winner brown"

Brown "Pound winner brown"

LONDON, England - Last week, Brown had called me to his office to release to me an exclusive story about the Pound. Brown had felt that the Pound was in danger of being devalued by the emerging acmetal (ACME) world fiat currency, backed only by the...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Writes Boring Story, People Read It Anyway

Spoof Writer Writes Boring Story, People Read It Anyway

This guy comes on the tube and says how I can save a bunch of money if I switch to another insurance company. I thinks to myself "Yeah, that would be alright." So I write down the number. The next morning I remember it and give him a call. After spending an hour on the phone I look at the figures and see that I can maybe save $3 by switching. That isn't worth the hassle of filling out the...
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Funny story: Financial Superheroes Of Our Time!

Financial Superheroes Of Our Time!

They are our heroes. They are the ones who have been leading us through the darkness into the light. They are the gods that we look to for inspiration and survival. They are the strong ones who protect us from the evils of the world. No, they are not the Watchmen, the X-Men or Batman. They are: THE FINANCIAL SUPERHEROES! Leaders of our society that have chosen a life...
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Funny story: Beckham and Arthur Pledge their Allegiance to England: It's Just that We Love $ More

Beckham and Arthur Pledge their Allegiance to England: It's Just that We Love $ More

David Beckham bent the truth once more as he promised his undying love for John Bull's Island's fave sport. "Though I have played all over the galaxy, it's Mother England's bosom I long to suck especially since Posh's aren't very spicy, if you kn...
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Funny story: Christie Fundies Claim Meteorite Proves Sodomy and Gomorrah

Christie Fundies Claim Meteorite Proves Sodomy and Gomorrah

Scientists have been celebrating the retrieved fragments of a recent meteorite that fell to earth. The space rock is believed to be able to reveal some of ther secrets of the early developing universe. Cretinist Creationists, unintelligent inte...
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Funny story: Jade Goody Leads in Voting on Dead Idol

Jade Goody Leads in Voting on Dead Idol

TV big hit 'Dead Idol' is half way through it's new season and recently departed Big Brother celebre Jade Goody is way ahead in the voting. Judge Paula who admitted that her doctor told her that if she keeps boozin on down the road she will join...
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Funny story: New NYS Senator Gillibrand's Brand: Lucky Strike

New NYS Senator Gillibrand's Brand: Lucky Strike

Kristen Gillibrand a relatively unknown upstate NYS rep stole the Hillary Clinton's Empire State Senatorial seat from relatives of the Kennedy dynasty of drunks,heroes and martyrs. now we learn that young lawyer Gillibrand cut her teeth on defending...
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Funny story: Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

Catholic Church to Allow Fellatio; Cunnilingus

In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...
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Funny story: Obama: US Will Generate Billions With One Long Month

Obama: US Will Generate Billions With One Long Month

Washington, DC - The president plans to have legislation introduced in the house that would eliminate all but one month of the year. That month would be February. Under the legislation February would be 365 days long, with an extra day of February ta...
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Funny story: Monkey Woods Ate My Hamster!

Monkey Woods Ate My Hamster!

Dramatic revelations here from downtown Dudley as an unidentified youngster accused Spoof Writer par excellence, Hull City Fan, and deadpan raconteur Monkey Woods of biting the head off his pet hamster. "He did" the kid alleged. "He bit the head o...
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Funny story: British Torture Victims Speak Out

British Torture Victims Speak Out

Claims by British MPs that they have been tortured by recent exposure of their expenses details has been raised with the International Court of Human Rights. The MPs concerned have said that they were forced to explain their expenses by the applicat...
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Funny story: FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

FEDEX Awarded US Mail Contract

Washington DC: In keeping with President Obama's campaign promise to reduce government waste the USPS will now be operated by private enterprise, namely FEDEX Corporation. The president has been very supportive of competition between potential co...
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