Funny story: Obama Finally Reciprocates: Jade Goody to be Honorary Los Angles Laker!

Obama Finally Reciprocates: Jade Goody to be Honorary Los Angles Laker!

Los Angeles, California - President Barrack Obama announced today that he has finally found a Protocol Officer that passed muster, announcing the appointment of Martha Stewart to the post that has been embarrassingly lacking in the administration.
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Funny story: All currencies 'to become worthless' : Reuters

All currencies 'to become worthless' : Reuters

On the stroke of midnight, three men will walk into a press conference and stun the world by announcing the end of money. Worldwide. Forever. "Much in the same way that after a large bank job they change the design of fivers, we've decided that a...
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Funny story: 'Largest Penis' Keeps Popping Up

'Largest Penis' Keeps Popping Up

This evening, over a 'steady gallon' of the finest of ales Belgium has to offer, this TheSpoof.com writer gathered his reporting team on the set of upcoming movie 'Below Decks' in order to address the team's concerns that their leader had effectively...
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Funny story: Alan Sugar appears on Apprentice, sacks himself

Alan Sugar appears on Apprentice, sacks himself

TV's 'Sur' Alan Sugar has sensationally sacked himself from TV's The Apprentice, after he was set the challenge of 'demonstrating that he has created and marketed a successful product that people have really bought without being forced to for other r...
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Funny story: Money begins to fall from sky

Money begins to fall from sky

It's begun to rain money. Huge piles of notes have begun to form across the UK. No-one really knows what is going on, but it is believed that a special Bank of England plan, codenamed 'Project Christ' has swung into operation. Current thinking is...
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Funny story: Champions League Draw Shock

Champions League Draw Shock

To avoid any accusations of secrecy, the Champions League quarter and semi finals were drawn in secret today, away from the glare of the world's media, in a Portakabin on the edge of Lake Geneva, near that big fountain. "We've done it a week early...
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Funny story: Champions League becomes Homeopathic

Champions League becomes Homeopathic

Following criticism that English clubs are dominating the Champions League, it has been announced that from the 2009/10 season, no English clubs will be allowed to qualify. Instead, a droplet of sweat will be harvested from each Premier League player...
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Funny story: Queen, Pope, Rolf Harris To Visit Jade Goody

Queen, Pope, Rolf Harris To Visit Jade Goody

As the sun goes down on her glittering career, the ex-Big Brother housemate Jade Goody has told her publicist that she is now ready to accept visits from the rich and famous, and from the showbusiness world. Goody is now the most popular person in...
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Funny story: 'Below Decks' Crew To Climb K2 For Charity

'Below Decks' Crew To Climb K2 For Charity

Reports are beginning to circulate that the scurvy seadog Below Decks crew are to attempt an assault on Karakoram giant and second highest mountain in the world, K2. Although not quite as high as Everest, K2 is universally acknowledged as being th...
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Funny story: Protesters Storm Minister's Office. Nobody Recognises Him.

Protesters Storm Minister's Office. Nobody Recognises Him.

Protesters stormed a government minister's constituency office today. Phil Woolley, the Minister for Detaining Foreign-Looking People was unharmed by the event. "I was just talking to one of my constituents about how I always appear on Panorama not k...
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Funny story: Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Brenda Song & Selena Gomez named the new Marilyn Monroes

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Selena Gomez have been recently named the new Marilyn Monroes of their generation. The starlets have not done any serious steamy photo shoots yet, but have showed interest in becoming sex symbols. Earlier this week, B...
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Funny story: Kerry Katonic:"Why I'm Getting Divorced"

Kerry Katonic:"Why I'm Getting Divorced"

Kerry Katonic, former member of Atomic Shitten, TV 'star' and frequent visitor to Iceland supermarkets has told reporters why she is getting divorced. "Jade Goody has stolen all the limelight. I need to get back into the news somehow. I sat down with...
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Funny story: Jade Goody Exclusive: Jack Tweedy Has A New Bird

Jade Goody Exclusive: Jack Tweedy Has A New Bird

Jack Tweedy, the husband of Britain's best-known terminally-ill person, Jade Goody, is at the centre of a new controversy tonight, when it was revealed by a woman on a bus, that he has gone and got himself a new bird. Tweedy, or Tweed as he now li...
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Funny story: "Government The Enemy Of Drunks" Says Pub Boss

"Government The Enemy Of Drunks" Says Pub Boss

J.D. Witheredspoon, the pub magnate and godfather of cheep booze slammed the government today for not doing more for drunk people. In a speech made at "The Moon In Old Bank", one of his newest pubs, Mr Witheredspoon called for more to be done. "T...
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Funny story: Manchester United Fans To Welcome Liverpool With Polite Applause

Manchester United Fans To Welcome Liverpool With Polite Applause

At a hastily arranged press conference at a Manchester Hotel, Manchester United supporter, Lance Boyle told us that there would be no repeat of the fan behaviour which has previously marred (or spiced up, depending on your point of view) previous enc...
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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten Several Months after the successful taking of the prize ship Madoff, surviving raging storms, an electrical outage, a becalming, the incessant pontifical sermons of the False Father, Birbee, the Buggerall suddenly finds itself in Dire Str...
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Funny story: Home Next Door To Playboy Mansion For Sale

Home Next Door To Playboy Mansion For Sale

Playboy sex empire founder Hugh Hefner has put his dear old rustic family home up for sale in California for nearly 28 million dollars, the Los Angeles Times reported Friday. A cool 27,995,005.65 dollars could get you living right next door to the...
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Funny story: Thousands attend Hypocrisy's funeral in Northern Ireland

Thousands attend Hypocrisy's funeral in Northern Ireland

Today in County Antrim, thousands attended the funeral of Hypocrisy. It was also the first time that members of the Provisional IRA's political wing Provisional Sinn Fein have attended such a funeral. Hypocrisy was shot dead yesterday by dissident...
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Funny story: America throws George W Bush at Iraq

America throws George W Bush at Iraq

After decades of seeing its soldiers die in Iraq, and wasting billions of dollars trying to make some sort of peace for that part of the world, America finally lost its patience with Iraq and made the worst sort of insult a Christian nation can do to...
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Funny story: Obama Accidentally Calls ACORN "My Brown Shirts"

Obama Accidentally Calls ACORN "My Brown Shirts"

In a moment when he thought that the microphones were turned off, new U.S. President Barack Obama accidentally refererd to ACORN as "My Brown Shirts." When he realized that his microphone was still on, Obama told the media present that thy would for...
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Funny story: 10 wiper fluid addicted children taken to hospital after drinking whiskey

10 wiper fluid addicted children taken to hospital after drinking whiskey

Ten wiper fluid addicted children in Arkansas were today taken to hospital, after mistakenly drinking whiskey. 'It was awful', Dr. Hick Lessbrain said, from the Hillary Clinton Detox and Facelift Hospital in Backwater, 'we have campaigned for year...
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Funny story: NASA: dwarf galaxies are embedded in halo of 'dark nutter'

NASA: dwarf galaxies are embedded in halo of 'dark nutter'

NASA HQ, Area 51, Groom Lake - (X-Files Mess): NASA's Hubble telescope has sent back images showing that some dwarf galaxies are embedded in the halos of a 'dark nutter'. "We don't know who that wacko might be," a NASA source commented, "but from...
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Funny story: Religious Extremists In Luton Protest

Religious Extremists In Luton Protest

Religious extremists took to the streets in Luton to protest. Both male and female protesters were present. The male protesters were dressed in black with white dog collars. The female protesters were covered from head to foot in what appeared to be...
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Funny story: Pirate copy of Below Decks: The Movie seized by police

Pirate copy of Below Decks: The Movie seized by police

Police in Bristol have today announced the seizure of what they say is a pirate copy of the upcoming Below Decks film. Although the actual movie has not yet been finished, this version has been hurriedly created to cash in on the phenomenon. It is...
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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith prescription drugs 'were for chest pains' says ex-boyfriend Stern

Anna Nicole Smith prescription drugs 'were for chest pains' says ex-boyfriend Stern

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Sad Ass Mess): "Those drugs were for chronic chest pains," hotshot LA lawyer Howard K Stern said through his attorney today, "and at two kilos per breast my lovely Anna Nicole sure had a lot on her, er... plate..." Th...
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Funny story: Paedophile convention in London sells out in hours

Paedophile convention in London sells out in hours

In London today a convention for paedophiles sold out hundreds of thousands of tickets in a few hours. Convention promoter Sir Sicko Nixon said: 'All the kiddie lovers arrived and snapped up the tickets in droves, we even had to arrange another co...
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Funny story: Secret New Life Of Julia Roberts

Secret New Life Of Julia Roberts

Julia, starring in new flick "Duplicity" with Clive Owen, believes she's been left in the wake of today's young new-hotties-of-the-moment. "Not many paparazzi follow me now," she told the U.K. Telegraph. "It's just the slow ones who haven't yet fi...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney in "hate" Outburst

Wayne Rooney in "hate" Outburst

Sir Alex Ferguson has defended Wayne Rooney over the Manchester United striker's comments that he "hates" Rice pudding. The club website published quotes from the former Everton player before withdrawing them, claiming they "were open to wilful mis-r...
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Funny story: Blog Buzz: Sarah Silverman Dumps Kimmel for Abe Lincoln?

Blog Buzz: Sarah Silverman Dumps Kimmel for Abe Lincoln?

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have broken up again, flaming the unrealistic sexual fantasies of adolescent boys coast to coast. However, rumors of sexual incompatibility are leading many to speculate what could possibly make Sarah Silverman blush...
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Funny story: Jade Goody To Be Knighted

Jade Goody To Be Knighted

Jade Goody, Britain's favourite racist, has been told by the Queen, that she is in line for a knighthood. Goody, who made her name by shooting her mouth off on the Channel 4 reality TV show Big Brother, is terminally ill with cancer, and has only...
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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 10: God is in His Heaven, and Billy's Down by the Bay

Below Decks Chapter 10: God is in His Heaven, and Billy's Down by the Bay

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine Previously......... There was a battle coming. It was sure to be bloody. It was sure to be brief. But this band of misfits, lunatics, stowaways, and nuts were something to be feared. And Earl Grey was in there with them. Matron would have been so proud...
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Funny story: Obese Boogertown Man Takes A Sudden Roll

Obese Boogertown Man Takes A Sudden Roll

Mr. Elmer "Barrel" Joe Lee of Boogertown was in a near fatal accident yesterday trying to jog off a few pounds of fat according to Boogertown Police and was arrested for his part in an incident in which several people were injured. Mr. Lee, who is...
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Funny story: The Great British Rollercoaster Scandal

The Great British Rollercoaster Scandal

A new rollercoaster has been unveiled at Thorpe Park in the UK which promises the world's steepest freefall drop. Called the Pension Value, it overtakes the previous record holder The Property Price. Vertical drop rollercoasters have become extre...
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Funny story: Obama Officially Opens Pharmacy in White House to Dispense Medical Marijuana. WHOA DUDE!

Obama Officially Opens Pharmacy in White House to Dispense Medical Marijuana. WHOA DUDE!

Washington,DC/ Smoking Head News - President Barrack Obama didn't waste anytime acting on Attorney General Eric Holder's ruling that Medical Marijuana is now legal in the District of Columbia, joining 13 other states in dispensing the drug. Obama...
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Funny story: Russell Brand expands comedy envelope

Russell Brand expands comedy envelope

At a gig last night, "edgy" comedian Russell Brand wowed audiences with his latest act which comedy experts are saying "pushes the envelope". Brand launched into his cutting edge comedy routine by saying "tits" to peals of laughter from the audien...
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Funny story: Astronauts Abandon Ship

Astronauts Abandon Ship

The international space mission was briefly interrupted today when the crew had to abandon ship. The space station "Buggerall" was hit by floating debris, thought to be the remains of an earlier mission. The crew were forced to flee to an old pira...
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Funny story: New study blurs future for millions

New study blurs future for millions

An exhaustive study carried out by experts from two British Universities over three years has shown that there is now only an 13% happiness difference on the Mallard-Roberts scale, comparing achievement/satisfaction/lifestyle. The respected measu...
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Funny story: Below Decks - Chapter 9 - Toast with real butter

Below Decks - Chapter 9 - Toast with real butter

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight "Morning McCarthy" "Good morning Captain Morse, great day for it sir." "Indeed McCarthy indeed, good stiff breeze out, just what we need if we are to make Jamaica by Clitmas day. Carry on man." Captain Morse continued on his way, fresh urine dripped from his broad...
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Funny story: Jade's fart makes headlines

Jade's fart makes headlines

Brave Jade Goody farted yesterday, to the relief of tabloid journalists who almost had nothing to write about her. The fart came just in time for the deadline, meaning her face was able to stay on the front page of the newspaper that has been keep...
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Funny story: New study shows women talk longer

New study shows women talk longer

A two-year study by experts from the University of Dungeness, Kent, has shown that women talk about 18% more than they did ten years ago, a rise of 40% on the 1970's. The rise is being put down to the increased use of mobile phones, although Profe...
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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

It has been revealed that self-righteous ITV evangelist Jeremy Kyle has invested over £5million of his personal fortune in research that could change the face of the criminal justice system - and move the fight against anti-social behaviour into the...
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Funny story: Barack Obama To Meet With Osama Bin Laden

Barack Obama To Meet With Osama Bin Laden

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Joe Biden has confirmed reports that President Obama will be meeting with Osama Bin Laden. A White House spokesperson Organza Saltbox stated that a few days ago the president received an email that was signed with...
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Funny story: Jilted Melissa Goes From "Bachelor" To "Dancing With The Stars"

Jilted Melissa Goes From "Bachelor" To "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Rycroft who was picked by Jason "The Bachelor" Mesnick to be his bride, went from being ecstatically happy to being dumped by him before millions on national TV, to being injured Nancy O'Dell's replacement on "Dancing With The Sta...
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Funny story: Levi Johnston and Meg McCain Jump the Shark and Each Others Bones

Levi Johnston and Meg McCain Jump the Shark and Each Others Bones

Sometimes a common history of neglect and abandonment can create new bonds of attraction. Thus the daughter of John McCain and the almost son in law and faux father of Sarah Palin's grandson, Tripp have fallen into each others' arms. Levi Johns...
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Funny story: Iraqi Shoethrower Sentenced to 3 Years as George Bush's Bootblack

Iraqi Shoethrower Sentenced to 3 Years as George Bush's Bootblack

Muntazer al-Zapatos, the Iraqi- Spanish reporter and part time shoemaker who launched his own footwear at the face of US worst President ever and 2nd generation scourge of the Iraqi people has received a cruel and unusual punishment. The amazin Ma...
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Funny story: US Catholic and Jewish Leaders Seek to Block Old Pedophilac Law Suits

US Catholic and Jewish Leaders Seek to Block Old Pedophilac Law Suits

In these days when bankruptcy's wolf is at the door of innocent sheep and guilty goats alike, a new piece of legislation that seeks to remove the statute of limitations on sex crimes is being blocked by of all zealots the hyper moralistic Jewish Chri...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

Rush Limbaugh Collapses Into Black Hole

BERKELEY, CA - Today at his home in Florida, as predicted by physicists, Rush Limbaugh finally succumbed to the forces of gravity. "We knew it was coming. We just didn't know when," says physicist Stephen Kinghawk. The last person to see the me...
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Funny story: Satirists Will Finance Jade Goody's Cremation

Satirists Will Finance Jade Goody's Cremation

She annoyed, she endeared, she will croak...thus lived and soon will go up in smoke the infamous, then cancerous British reality TV villain, turned heart renderer. Jade Goody jokes have earned more quick laughs for comedians than the Queen, her e...
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Funny story: Roaches Locked Out as Motel Chain Closes

Roaches Locked Out as Motel Chain Closes

Millions of roaches found themselves locked out of their favorite motel chain as the sagging economy claimed another victim. The closures came unexpectedly and caught many roaches off guard. Some were permanent residents, others overnight guests.
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Funny story: Rihanna Goes It Alone

Rihanna Goes It Alone

Rihanna went partying without Chris Brown for the the two nights in a row this week when she hit Geisha House Wednesday, according to a witness there. The singer arrived at the restaurant around 11:00 p.m. stated the friend for Wilmer Valderrama's...
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Funny story: Australian Woman Develops Kidney Opals

Australian Woman Develops Kidney Opals

Newcastle AU: The Journal of the Australian Medical Society (JAMS) has reported that a 45 year old women living in Lightning Ridge New South Wales (NSW) underwent surgery to remove a rather unique Kidney stone. Adelaide Jenkins was rushed the 700...
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Funny story: Supermarket Chain to Implement Presidential Policies

Supermarket Chain to Implement Presidential Policies

Toledo OH: Joanne Viden CEO of Mad Mart Inc (MMI), one of the largest supermarket chains in North America, made a startling announcement today. She said "MMI, as its patriot duty, is going to implement a limited version of President Obama's Wealth Re...
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