Funny story: BB's Davina McCall : MILK, minger, old minger, deluded minger? You decide!

BB's Davina McCall : MILK, minger, old minger, deluded minger? You decide!

Delusional butterface and body Davina McCall, 49 will grace the nations screen yet again for the next twelve weeks on her programme Big hook Nose and Big Brother. Unlike fellow ageing reality screen presence Amanda Holden, 41 who admittedly did o...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Resigns

Gordon Brown Resigns

It was going to happen sooner or later. After a day or so of speculating about his career failing further, Gordon Brown has stepped down as Prime Minister. The announcement came in the house made of Ginger-Bread, shortly after photo's of him were...
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Funny story: Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan, lover of teen vampire Edward Cullen, tonight lashed out at writers of spoofery and related antics because 'my dad does it too' The teen queen claimed that anything with teen heartthrobs names on it attracted an irra...
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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Writes Story About It To See If It Will Appear On TheSpoof.com

Man With World's Largest Penis Writes Story About It To See If It Will Appear On TheSpoof.com

A man - me - who, reportedly, is the owner of the world's largest penis, has written a story about it to see if it would appear on the newspages of satirical news website, TheSpoof.com. The penis, which is fifteen inches long, with a circumference...
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Funny story: Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

It has been a long time since we have heard from good old Saint Nick, who is well known for delivering presents all across the world. Recently however, he has not been 'hohohoing'. This is because he reportedly said that he is splitting up from his d...
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Funny story: US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner On Food Stamps

US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner On Food Stamps

Washington, DC - It has been revealed by credible sources within the U.S. Department of Agriculture that U.S. Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, the man responsible for the nations finance and monetary matters, has applied for food stamps - the progra...
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Funny story: I'm browned off, says Sun

I'm browned off, says Sun

The Solar Ombudsman, OfHot, has been fielding a string of complaints from the Sun following the UK's recent good weather. The well-known star - a regular visitor to the rest of the world - claims to have been severely overworked by living up to hi...
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Funny story: Overwhelmingly Large Hadron Collider Fired Up In Russia

Overwhelmingly Large Hadron Collider Fired Up In Russia

Last night, Russia released the news that its own particle collider is up and running- and it's even bigger than CERN's. Work on this collider has been going on for years now, but the Russians quite sensibly told people that it wasn't actually goi...
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Funny story: Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

The whole world shook yesterday, as scientists proved that gravity was a myth- and managed to lose a country with it. The astonishing discovery was made by European scientists working in France last week, but no announcement was made until yesterd...
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Funny story: Shep Dead - Heartache At The Beeb

Shep Dead - Heartache At The Beeb

Scramble Central at Spoof HQ today as we received an E-mail informing us that Blue Peter dog, Shep, has died. Hurriedly grabbing our equipment and constantly on the look out for Taleban insurgents we raced to Shepherd's Bush, ignoring the market,...
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Funny story: Robert Downey Jr. marries four wives in Saudi Arabia

Robert Downey Jr. marries four wives in Saudi Arabia

Robert Downey Jr. who worked as Iron Man in the action-packed tale of a wealthy philanthropist named Toney Stark moves to Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and marries four wives. According to insiders Robert Downey Jr. moved to Bahrain, a group of 33 islands...
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Funny story: New "Nazi" Labour introduce get tough policies starting with enforced vaccination programmes!

New "Nazi" Labour introduce get tough policies starting with enforced vaccination programmes!

Parents refusing to have their nippers vaccinated against measles are to be pressure-ganged by the new, shiny black turned over a new leaf, jackbooted, non-corrupt Labour/NS-GB government. These hard-core tactics are being introduced by "Herr" Bro...
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Funny story: Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Crop Circle Of World's Largest Penis Appears In Oxfordshire - Several Spoof Writers Questioned By Police

Police this morning executed dawn raids on several writers for satirical website theSpoof.com following the discovery of the world's largest crop circle penis in a barley field in Oxfordshire. So far, no arrests have been made. The enormous crop c...
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Funny story: A Weekly Curry May Fight Dementia According to New Research

A Weekly Curry May Fight Dementia According to New Research

A study undertaken near Birmingham has revealed that curry may be useful in fighting the onset of dementia. Professor Alan Ghobi, from Aston University, has carried out extensive testing and says that his research suggests that a hot curry once a we...
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Funny story: Aston Villa Fan Responds To Gareth Barry Letter

Aston Villa Fan Responds To Gareth Barry Letter

Gareth Barry, the former Aston Villa midfielder who signed for Manchester City yesterday, has written a letter of apology to fans at his Villa Park, describing how he felt he had to move to Eastlands because of his need for an increased salary, but now, Villa fans have responded, telling Barry he is "a mercenary". The writer of the letter, who signs it collectively, wrote: "Dear Gareth, w...
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Funny story: Obama Warns Flathead Leader In NKorea, We'll Flatten You!

Obama Warns Flathead Leader In NKorea, We'll Flatten You!

President Barack Obama yesterday made the wholly symbolic political gesture of assuring Japan, Taiwan and South Korea of US defence support following North Korea's nuclear test last week. "Should the North Koreans ever launch an all-out nuclear attack on any or all of you and wipe you off the face of the earth, let it be known right now that the United States will respond in kind!" "I know y...
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Funny story: Gareth Barry's Apology Letter To Aston Villa Fans

Gareth Barry's Apology Letter To Aston Villa Fans

Gareth Barry, the former Aston Villa midfielder who signed for Manchester City yesterday, has wriiten an apology to fans at his former club, explaining his reasons for joining the Sky Blues, which will be published in full in the Birmingham Mail this evening. I, however, have managed to obtain excerpts of the 700-word letter, and they are published below. Some of the identities have been cha...
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Funny story: Padre Oprah Composes an Episcopal Litany of the Celebrity Saints: St Hollie Steel, Strengthen us...

Padre Oprah Composes an Episcopal Litany of the Celebrity Saints: St Hollie Steel, Strengthen us...

The sainted Roman Catholic celebrity who brought almost as much press to the Vatican as their legions of pedophiles, Padre Oprah, has joined the Episcopal Anglican church so that he can shtoop his ecclesiastical mistress and still be able to preach the usual sel righteous bullshit. PO has composed a modren litany of Celebrity saints to reinforce his relvance and continue the sexsual titilatio...
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Funny story: Q&A about Parliament

Q&A about Parliament

WHY DOES PARLIAMENT EXIST? It's a building crammed full of around 600 slimy horse thieves, who would steal your horse if you had one, and spend all day, every day, half-inching everything they can get their hands on ARE LABOUR MPs THE WORST CULPRITS? They're all at it WHAT ELSE DO MPs DO TO JUSTIFY THEIR HUGE SALARIES AND EXPENSES CLAIMS? Absolutely nothing. If Parliament had closed...
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Funny story: Oxfordshire PCT Staff Literally Heartless

Oxfordshire PCT Staff Literally Heartless

In a shocking turn of events, it transpires that one of the criterion for working at Oxfordshire Primary Care Trust is that applicants must be literally heartless. An undercover investigator applied for a position at Oxfordshire PCT and was shocked at the application form which stated 'Are you currently in position of a heart, and if so would you be willing to have it removed prior to starting...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson 'Wasting Away'

Michael Jackson 'Wasting Away'

It has been revealed that the Paeter Pan of pop, Michael Jackson, who was recently revealed to be suffering from skin cancer, or not, depending on your sources has been refusing to eat more than one meal a day as he fears that putting on weight will...
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Funny story: Kirsty Gallacher Wardrobe Malfunction

Kirsty Gallacher Wardrobe Malfunction

The Glamour Magazine Awards were held last night, and celebrities from all over the world showed up to take part and be seen. TV host Kirsty Gallacher was due to appear on the red carpet in a sheer black dress which was generally expected to become...
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Funny story: Chelsea FC Disease

Chelsea FC Disease

The Department of Health has released and urgent alert about what is being called Chelsea FC Disease. It is brought on when reading, hearing or watching anything about Chelsea FC and the symptoms are vomiting, headaches and uncontrollable rage. On...
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Funny story: PM Unveils Radical New Reshuffle Methods

PM Unveils Radical New Reshuffle Methods

With a Cabinet-generated Cabinet reshuffle now well and truly underway, and the Prime Minister fighting for his political life, sources within Downing Street say that the PM is ready to embrace radical new methods to engage in the political process.
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Funny story: Get Rid Of The Bustards - BNP Insist

Get Rid Of The Bustards - BNP Insist

BNP mouthpiece Dick Muffin today caused a row in parliament when he insisted that 'the bustards' should be repatriated to their country of origin because they are not wanted in the UK. Speaking from his grandmother's apartment in Addis Abbaba, Muf...
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Funny story: Isla Fisher's Topless Coffee Shop Approved After Rousing Debate

Isla Fisher's Topless Coffee Shop Approved After Rousing Debate

VASSALBORO, Maine -- The issue started when Isla Fisher a successful businesswoman opened a topless coffee shop in Maine. The coffee shop named, "The Grand View", opened in Vassalboro, Maine. Fisher argues her business is protected by the constitu...
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Funny story: The Simpsons in 'Fraudian Slip'

The Simpsons in 'Fraudian Slip'

[cue music, blue sky with white clouds, tap dancing elephants, etc., etc.] Homer Simpson: Marge, have you seen my expenses claim forms? Marge: No, but I think Bart is reading something. There's a first time for everything! Homer: Why you - give me my forms back, boy! Bart: It says here you're claiming for a holiday in Africa, two trips to Disneyworld, a year's supply of Duff beer and...
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Funny story: Manchester United Shirts to Carry AON Logo - Astra Owner's Network Delighted

Manchester United Shirts to Carry AON Logo - Astra Owner's Network Delighted

Manchester United have agreed an £80 Million 4-year deal for shirt sponsorship with the Astra Owner's Network, a UK-wide car enthusiast's club. The club is thrilled to have beaten prestigious companies from the worlds of finance and communications t...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina Opens in London

Britney Spears' Vagina Opens in London

The Britney Spears' circus pulled into London today and the freaks piled out of the clown car like investors escaping General Motors. The anxious crowd waited patiently for Spears to exit and were not disappointed as she finally climbed out crotch fi...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell sues London Borough for defamation in Diversity scandal

Simon Cowell sues London Borough for defamation in Diversity scandal

Cowell Island, Scotland - Simon Cowell has announced he is launching a law suit against the London Borough of Brent for defamation against the winner of Britain's Got Talent, Diversity. LB Brent carries the catchphrase "Brent: Proud of Our Diversi...
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Funny story: Oxfordshire PCT discovers something more serious than life and death

Oxfordshire PCT discovers something more serious than life and death

Oxfordshire Primary Care Trust (PCT) has discovered something that is literally more serious than life and death, and that is budgeting. Cancer patients are dying for want of drugs denied to them by the PCT (Primarily we don't Care and you should...
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Funny story: Last Labour Party ship survivor's career dies

Last Labour Party ship survivor's career dies

Gordonov Brown was nine when the S.S. Labour Party sank after hitting a blairberg in 1997, and the disaster resulted in the deaths of hundreds of its crew, largely due to a lack of policies. Mr Brown, who remembered nothing of the fateful accident in...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Takes A Leak! ...Several Times A Day

Robert Pattinson Takes A Leak! ...Several Times A Day

Los Angeles, CA - Pattinson, star of the Twilight series, is actually human. While no picture of the hunky dream with dirty hair have surfaced depicting him voiding his bladder, the story is true just the same. Ladies and little girls, Robert Patti...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers That Post Parody Stories Get Rounded Up In China

Spoof Writers That Post Parody Stories Get Rounded Up In China

BEIJING- Once again the communist leaders in China are flexing their muscles and this time they are going after a specific type of dissident; people that write for 'The Spoof'- a website parody tabloid where writers take everyday news stories and tur...
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Funny story: Parliament closed by HM the Queen

Parliament closed by HM the Queen

As the farce of seemingly endless MPs - who never seem to do anything except steal and make loud noises on a Wednesday - being suspended and downgraded from Ministerial posts, but basically keeping their jobs after been caught thieving and lying, Her...
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Funny story: Larry King: "Susan Boyle's sex tape is nice"

Larry King: "Susan Boyle's sex tape is nice"

LONDON - Larry King of CNN has reportedly given the Susan Boyle sex tape a "thumbs up" and "it will be the one I keep on my nightstand." I have to go barf, hold on. Ok, I'm back, sigh. I suppose we are all in the same boat here wondering wher...
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Funny story: Blears Quits Cabinet

Blears Quits Cabinet

Pint-size Communities Lunatic Hazel Blears, whose shock resignation from the Cabinet today has thrown the Government into even further disarray, has revealed her reasons for quitting. Speaking at a Press Conference, Blears announced that she took...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle IQ Measured At 1,000,000

Susan Boyle IQ Measured At 1,000,000

London-- Psychiatrists attending to Susan Boyle learned some surprising information after their new patient today. The Scottish songbird was given a battery of standardized tests when she was admitted earlier in the week. The doctors were shocked t...
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Funny story: Tony Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Tony Adams eyes up Madrid manager role

Former Portsmouth boss Tony Adams says he is in the frame to become the new Real Madrid manager should the club appoint Arsene Wenger as technical director. Adams said Madrid approached Wenger, who recommended him. But a club source has denied Ad...
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Funny story: Timmy and David reach NO.1

Timmy and David reach NO.1

Timmy Mallet and David Van Day were jumping with joy last night as their new single "Biff Baff Boff" reached number 1 in the charts.The song knocked Dizee Rascals "Nutter" straight down to number 50. The pair had been working on the song together...
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Funny story: Teen queens, Brenda Song & Kristen Stewart mock Rob Pattinson

Teen queens, Brenda Song & Kristen Stewart mock Rob Pattinson

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Kristen Stewart have recently mocked Rob Pattinson, Brenda in a recent interview criticized his acting skills and mocked his style. While, Kristen imitated Pattinson on a recent Youtube video. In response to the video...
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Funny story: French Hairbrush Falls into Drink?

French Hairbrush Falls into Drink?

Sitting in Fat Harry's Cafe in Manchester is an old geezer with a dodgy hearing aid and a whippet wondering what all the fuss is about? Why, oh why, oh why is something as silly as a French hairbrush falling into a drink making the news? Ponders o...
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Funny story: Harman Tipped for Reshuffle Promotion

Harman Tipped for Reshuffle Promotion

Sources within Downing Street have indicated that Harridan Harpy is likely to receive a major promotion in the Cabinet reshuffle expected after Thursday's Local and European Elections. Harman, who is currently in The Priory being treated for exhau...
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Funny story: Oxfordshire PCT's proposed new funding criteria for IVF

Oxfordshire PCT's proposed new funding criteria for IVF

The Oxfordshire Primary Care Trust (PCT) today unveiled plans to change their funding criteria for IVF. The trust has come under mounting criticism of late over what campaigners call their 'discriminatory funding polices'. Their current guide...
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Funny story: Why Rednecks Make Good Soldiers

Why Rednecks Make Good Soldiers

Dear Ma & Pa: Am well. Hope you are. Tell brother Walt & Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt & Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your...
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Funny story: Chinese find a way to talk about Tiananmen and Communist

Chinese find a way to talk about Tiananmen and Communist

Due to its dictator and communist, the Chinese Govt. have blocked site which even mention about T-word. The Chinese govt is so scared of the T-word that they start to shiver in fear by the very mention of people talking about it. To demonstrate it...
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Funny story: Padre Oprah, the New Henry the Eighth

Padre Oprah, the New Henry the Eighth

Padre Oprah the hunkie former Roman Catholic priest known for his charisma, sex appeal and flagrant violations of celibacy has made the headlines again by his conversion to the Episcopalian faith that looks kindly upon curates with a whole lotta love...
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