Funny story: Perez Hilton - "More Popular Than Jesus"

Perez Hilton - "More Popular Than Jesus"

Toronto, Canada - A photo of infamous celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton, getting hit in the face by a fist, has now become more popular than many of the iconic images of the twenty-first century, including pictures of a Mr. J. Christ, a.k.a 'The Anoint...
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Funny story: Cash For Clunkers - "Bring Me Your Faulty Commercial Passenger Jets"

Cash For Clunkers - "Bring Me Your Faulty Commercial Passenger Jets"

Beverly Hills, CA - Used car dealer, Mark Lipbaum, also known as 'Crazy Mark', has an offer we think most people would agree with. He wants commercial airlines to trade in their passenger jets; the ones that are short on reliability. He's willing...
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Funny story: Gordon Bennet Hurt And Humiliated After London Trip.

Gordon Bennet Hurt And Humiliated After London Trip.

Gordon Bennet, an American tourist from Hackensack, New Jersey today told journalists in his home town that a recent trip to London was a humiliating experience. "I wasn't made welcome at all," Bennet said. "I was in a pub and some guy spilled his...
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Funny story: UN Called In As Speaker Election Result Queried

UN Called In As Speaker Election Result Queried

The United Nations has been called in to investigate election malpractice allegations following the election of a new speaker of the House of Commons. The allegations centre around the involvement of Lord Mandy of Dunspinning. He is thought to have b...
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Funny story: The F Network Signs "Bikini Girl" and Tatiana Del Toro To Their Own Reality Show

The F Network Signs "Bikini Girl" and Tatiana Del Toro To Their Own Reality Show

LOS ANGELES - The Fox Network, whose News Department proudly boasts that they are 'fair and balanced' (wink-wink) has just signed Katrina Darrell, alias "Bikini Girl" and Tatiana Del Toro, alias the "Eeeeeeee Girl" to star in their own one-hour reali...
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Funny story: BNP to open membership to millionaire Darkies and the slitty of eye but not to Russell Brand!

BNP to open membership to millionaire Darkies and the slitty of eye but not to Russell Brand!

In a bid not to be taken to court and thrown in the chokey or gaol - BNP leader Nick Griffin; no relation to Peter Griffin, but equally as corpulent has agreed to let all sorts of exotic people into his party, but has refused Russell Brand. Nick...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Hates His Erections When Lambert Sings

Simon Cowell Hates His Erections When Lambert Sings

American Idol's and Britains Have Talent's crankiest, most mean-spirited judge, Simon Cowell, has admitted to reporters outside of Hollywood's Massey's Theater that he has been in therapy for several weeks to deal with "My strange cravings while Adam...
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Funny story: "Keep It Brief" Speaker Tells MPs

"Keep It Brief" Speaker Tells MPs

The new speaker in the House of Commons has told MPs not to make long winded speeches. Speaking to an empty chamber John Cowbear said "If this place is to remain relevant then long speeches need to end." Many people find it strange that he is unaw...
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Funny story: Sen. McCain undergoes an extreme electronics makeover; joins the 21st Century

Sen. McCain undergoes an extreme electronics makeover; joins the 21st Century

Washington, D.C. - In an effort to update his imagine of the of the out of date old fashion tree stump thumping hickory stick carrying politician, Senator John McCain has taken heed to his political advisers as of late and joined the twenty-first cen...
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Funny story: 'Sweet' Loretta Martin And Her Loner Friend Receive Suspended Sentences

'Sweet' Loretta Martin And Her Loner Friend Receive Suspended Sentences

Sacramento, CA - A confused trangendered woman named Loretta Martin and her friend, known only to the 3rd Appellate District of the California Court of Appeal as 'Jojo', have received suspended sentences following their appeal on a conviction of grow...
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Funny story: Stephen Baldwin High Tails It Off "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here"

Stephen Baldwin High Tails It Off "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here"

COSTA RICA - Actor Stephen Baldwin willingly left the reality show "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here." Baldwin told Patricia Blagojevich, wife of ex-Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich that he had counted his insect bites and that he had 9,836.
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Funny story: Obama Shocks Nation - Announces War With Iran

Obama Shocks Nation - Announces War With Iran

Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama shocked the nation today by suggesting it might be time to go into Iran and 'crack some skulls.' In a dialogue with the press corp in the White House, Mr. Obama made the following statement, "...It's not...
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Funny story: Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow - A Moscow teen, Svetlana Borskovicovich, who found a way to upload her breast milk to the internet, has been awarded a Nobel prize in physics. Said the Nobel committee, "...the ability for a female to upload their breast milk online and su...
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Funny story: It's Official - Jon and Kate Deflate and Head To Splitsville

It's Official - Jon and Kate Deflate and Head To Splitsville

WYOMISSING, Pennsylvania - After weeks of speculation, intimation, insinuation, and innuendo, the Gosselin's, Jon and Kate of the TV reality show "Jon and Kate Plus 8" have announced that they are divorcing. Jon said that he just got tired as hell...
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Plagiarist's Stone

Harry Potter and the Plagiarist's Stone

'And that's how to turn lead into gold', Professor Dumblegrumble said, finishing his class on Extremely Unlikely Wizardry at Bogsnorts School for Squeks, 'class dismissed!', and the pupils dutifully trailed out of the classroom into the sunlight, to discuss what the professor had just taught them. 'I don't believe it works', said Melissa de Lissa, 'if you transmorgify lead it will only become t...
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Funny story: The Hokey Pokey - Shakespearean Style

The Hokey Pokey - Shakespearean Style

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl. The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt Verily, I say, '...
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Funny story: Chris Brown Pleads Guilty, Headed To The Big House

Chris Brown Pleads Guilty, Headed To The Big House

LOS ANGELES - Singer Chris Brown, ex-boyfriend of Rihanna has pleaded guilty to assaulting the Barbados-born singer and inflicting injury to her lips, nose, forehead, ego, eyelashes, vocal chords, and personality. Brown has maintained that he did...
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Funny story: Ed McMahon Back With Johnny Carson

Ed McMahon Back With Johnny Carson

Ed McMahon has died according to a spokesman for the family. Ed was 86. Although Ed will be greatly missed here on earth, his friend Johnny Carson has been waiting for him just outside the pearly gates so Ed can introduce him to Saint Peter. That...
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Funny story: Starface Tattoo Girl Admits She Did It For The Spoof

Starface Tattoo Girl Admits She Did It For The Spoof

A girl who had 56 stars tattooed onto the left side of her face has finally come clean and admitted that she did it for The Spoof. Starface girl initially claimed that the tattooist had misunderstood her instructions, and said she'd fallen asleep...
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Funny story: Lydia Guevara signs $5 million naked Payboy! centerfold deal

Lydia Guevara signs $5 million naked Payboy! centerfold deal

New York - (Split Beaver & Ass Mess): Che Guevara's vegan temptress granddaughter Lydia is to pose starkers for the iconic Payboy! men's magazine. The $5 million deal will see the luscious Latina showcase her gorgeous taut suntanned body follo...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Star In Rogue Minutemen Biopic

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Star In Rogue Minutemen Biopic

Beverly Hills, CA - The story of Shawna Forde, the rogue Minutemen Civil Defense Corp gal who, acting as a defender of the U.S. border against illegal aliens, allegedly shot and killed Raul Flores and his daughter, is to be brought to the screen by H...
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Funny story: Farrah Fawcett's copycat Goody nuptials

Farrah Fawcett's copycat Goody nuptials

Los Angeles - (ReUterus): In what has been described as a classic Jade Goody copycat caper Charlie's Angels legend Farrah Foreskin is to marry her tempestuous long-suffering partner Ryan O'Neal. The couple have signed a multi-million dollar cable...
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Funny story: Iranian Vote Rigger Run Ragged Rigging Iranian Vote Rigging Campaign.

Iranian Vote Rigger Run Ragged Rigging Iranian Vote Rigging Campaign.

Ahma Gonnafixit the official Iranian vote rigger has had to go & lie down for a bit after a hectic vote rigging campaign left him tired and emotional. Ahma, known locally as "That guy we can't mention" is well known throughout Persia for his r...
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Funny story: Sarkozy "Burks Not Welcome In France"

Sarkozy "Burks Not Welcome In France"

French President Nicholas Sarkozy has stunned the world by announcing that burks are not welcome in France. He is thought to have taken this hardline stance following meeting Gordon Broon and Barefaced Obama. "After meeting those two idiots Sarko...
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Funny story: Bercow moved from back row to Elected Chair!

Bercow moved from back row to Elected Chair!

John "The Syrup" Bercow has been elected to the chair of Mr.Speaker in the House of Commons to much applause. Unfortunately & somewhat ironically all the applause seems to be coming from the Labour benches? Bercow or Mr.Speaker as he likes...
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Funny story: Beckham "Did Not Score With Hungarian" Claim

Beckham "Did Not Score With Hungarian" Claim

David Beckham definitely did not have a sexual relationship with a Hungarian model. Absolutely did not. Ever. It never happened. Get over it. Look, he's happily married. Ok, well he's married. And he did not have an affair with a Hungarian model call...
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Funny story: BNP Face Legal Challenge

BNP Face Legal Challenge

The British Nasty Party is to face a legal challenge. It has been alleged that their manifesto "I'll Punch Your Fucking Head In" may discriminate against nice, decent people. Terry Woolley of pressure group Liberals Against Many Extremists (LAME)...
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Funny story: President Sarkozy bans the burkha

President Sarkozy bans the burkha

Despite protestations from Iran's President in Cheating, Hava Nodinnajaquet, President Sarkozy of France has banned the wearing of the Burkha in France. In a statement issued today, the President said that it was not permissible for French men to...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown Pleads Guilty to Rihanna Assault

Gordon Brown Pleads Guilty to Rihanna Assault

LA, CA - British PM Gordon Brown avoided a jail sentence yesterday by pleading guilty to felony assault of singer Rihanna, in Los Angeles. Police were called to a rented Toyota Corolla after screams were heard, and the shamefaced PM was taken into po...
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Funny story: She's behind you

She's behind you

With Panto season fast approaching, producers at the Manchester Palace Theatre have decided to ditch the traditional Soap Star in Cinderella approach that has served them so well in the past and try for something more edgy and topical. Kerry Katon...
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Funny story: Riot police prepare to bust heads as Khomenei, Ahmadinejad claim "Extra votes cast by Allah"

Riot police prepare to bust heads as Khomenei, Ahmadinejad claim "Extra votes cast by Allah"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The Great and Holy Allah Himself met with Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad behind closed doors in the Iranian capital today. At a press conference after the meeting, Khamenei and Ahmadinej...
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Funny story: Hybrid Monster Becomes New Commons Speaker

Hybrid Monster Becomes New Commons Speaker

MPs last night voted a hybrid monster the new House of Commons speaker. A Bear-Cow has been appointed to this important position. The creature is part bear and part cow. The animal shits in the woods and lies down if there is going to be a storm.
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Funny story: Sarkozy Caught in Burqah in Moulin Rouge

Sarkozy Caught in Burqah in Moulin Rouge

One of the western world's most intolerant leaders in reference to the pollution of his native language, his wife's multiple lovers and the Islamic practice of wearing veils and head to toe coverings has been phone-photographed in full burqah in the...
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Funny story: Bo The "First Pooch" Bites Ann Coulter

Bo The "First Pooch" Bites Ann Coulter

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Obama family dog Bo reportedly bit GOP political commentator Ann Coulter. A White House maid, Shantell Shackleford, said that she saw Ms. Coulter bend down and pet Bo and when she thought that no one was looking she reached...
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Funny story: Deep Throat Jealous of Deep Throat's Suck-cess

Deep Throat Jealous of Deep Throat's Suck-cess

Deep Throat was a 60's sexploitation film that made millions for the mob and caused countless women to suffer from throat envy and numerous men to try and find their partners' clitoris in the neighborhood of ther larynx. Another Deep Throat was the p...
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Funny story: North Korea Threatens '1,000 Fold Retaliation' To U.S. Meddling.

North Korea Threatens '1,000 Fold Retaliation' To U.S. Meddling.

The North Korean military along with their sidekick Kim Il Jong threatened not just the United States but the entire western hemisphere with '1,000 fold retaliations' should we try to limit their nuclear development. This, coming from any other n...
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Funny story: Man Wipes Hands on Pants, Infects 86.4 Million Cookies

Man Wipes Hands on Pants, Infects 86.4 Million Cookies

DANVILLE, VA - Djene Pasquezanala says no one told him that if you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom, it's a recipe for disaster. Now, his employer will be forced to eat the cost of 300,000 cases of their popular Toll Booth Cookies whil...
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Funny story: North Korea's Kim Jong Il Threatens To Fire A Missile At Jupiter

North Korea's Kim Jong Il Threatens To Fire A Missile At Jupiter

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The looney leader of North Korea Kim Jong Il has just notified Vice-President Biden via an email that he is getting ready to fire off a missile towards Jupiter. The leader who most say is somewhat touched in the head has w...
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Funny story: Rowling's Plagarism Suit Settled

Rowling's Plagarism Suit Settled

New Forest, England-JK Rowling, writer of the Harry Potter series, and her publisher, have settled a lawsuit brought by the estate of a deceased writer, which claims she stole the idea behind her books from his own story about a wizard. The author...
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Funny story: North Dakota BASE jumper Dies

North Dakota BASE jumper Dies

Fargo - Famed BASE jumper Siggy Enns 87, died on Tuesday in his sleep of natural causes at his home in Crystal Springs with his wife Doris at his side. This marks the third death this year due to natural causes for a North Dakota daredevil. Corone...
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Funny story: Iran's Ahmadinejad To Protestors: "Spoiled Brats!"

Iran's Ahmadinejad To Protestors: "Spoiled Brats!"

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, recently demanded an interview with us in order to address the ongoing problem with protestors attempting to overthrow him and his government. How could we refuse? As we spoke with him it was just around lu...
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Funny story: George Washington Gay

George Washington Gay

New documents found in a Mount Vernon chest prove that George Washington sucked dick. The letters were found in a chest that was tucked away in the attic of George and Martha's Mt. Vernon mansion. Most of the 180 letters were written to John Cre...
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