Funny story: Cher Very Confused About Everything

Cher Very Confused About Everything

Hollywood CA-- Former superstar Cher, 68, is confused about everything and is on the edge of a complete nervous breakdown. Cher believes she must give birth to her daughter Charity again, for Chasity to become a man. Cher is terrified of giving bir...
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Funny story: Customer's Balls Fall Off While Test-Driving Economy Car

Customer's Balls Fall Off While Test-Driving Economy Car

Former Ford truck owner and 35-year Ford man, Franklin Tomes, had the misfortune of having his balls fall off while test-driving a 40-miles-per-gallon Toyota Yaris, Friday. "Oh I don't blame the Yaris people", stated Toms in a voice range so high...
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Funny story: Chemist Run Out of Viagra

Chemist Run Out of Viagra

An internal investigation is to take place at a large chemists after more than 500,000 Viagra pills went missing from Central Depots at Hornchurch, Cockfosters and Willoughby. All male staff over 35 have not turned up for work at these Depots; St...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama sells Starbucks, goes long on Baidu

Dalai Lama sells Starbucks, goes long on Baidu

In a move that took many Wall Street watchers by complete surprise, the Dalai Lama quietly announced last week that he's short-selling his Dell Computer and Starbucks stocks. He's going long on Monsanto Foods and Baidu, the Chinese internet search en...
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Funny story: Barney sues Google

Barney sues Google

"We knew it was coming," says Google CEO Eric Schmit, "The only question was 'when.' "And now we know that, too." Schmit was reacting to news that a Bernard "Barnie" Google, 71, is suing the software giant for theft, copyright infringement, and l...
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Funny story: Top 20 Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

Top 20 Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

20 - No matter how much whiskey you have, you can still fish. 19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing. 18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. 17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. 16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing. 15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't...
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Funny story: Of Dogs & Cats

Of Dogs & Cats

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not...
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Funny story: Obama and Ford in secret alliance

Obama and Ford in secret alliance

Unnamed sources have revealed that in lieu of bail-out money, the Ford Motor Company threw untold millions of dollars behind presidential candidate Barack Obama's run for office, in exchange for some very subtle but strategic product placement.
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Funny story: GM to launch line of Fords

GM to launch line of Fords

Some call it the last act of a desperate CEO; other industry analysts label the move "brilliant." Sources inside General Motors have revealed that days before he stepped down, GM's former CEO Rick Wagoner introduced a plan to start building Chevro...
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Funny story: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

The MP's ship Parliament was steaming, all-expenses-paid at full speed towards the sunlit uplands of inflation-proof, reality proof prosperity at taxpayers expense. Reportedly, the Parliament's course would have taken it out of danger since a cloa...
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Funny story: Peter Robinson condemns race attacks in Northern Ireland

Peter Robinson condemns race attacks in Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland's First Minister, Peter Robinson of the Democratic Undemocratic Party (DUP), today condemned the spate of race-related attacks on newly-arrived Romanian refugees. 'The people of Northern Ireland are a tolerant and Christian people...
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Funny story: Hebrew For Beginners

Hebrew For Beginners

Hebrew is one of the world's oldest languages, so why not expand your horizons and learn it today? Here are some phrases to get you started: 'Moshe dayan war kriminal' is heard a lot in Israel, and means 'We are a peaceful and caring people, honest', and is similar to the greetings 'Ariel sharon war krimez' and 'Anotha lebanese massakre'. 'Amerikani idioti do' as their toldd' is a useful way of...
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Funny story: This Summer's Extreme Sport Among Teens? Waterboarding!

This Summer's Extreme Sport Among Teens? Waterboarding!

The first rule of extreme sports - "Invent your own rules" - has taken on a new meaning this summer as Fire Plug Waterboarding hits the streets in land-locked suburban communities everywhere in the U.S. The kids call it "WB" for short and dare War...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Achieves First Orgasm

Pope Benedict XVI Achieves First Orgasm

(Vatican City, Vatican) Former Hitler Youth member Joseph Ratzinger, now better known as Pope Benedict XVI, proudly disclosed to the news media that he achieved his first orgasm last night after a late night swim with 26-year-old US Sister Mary McCon...
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Funny story: Star Trek - Episode Whatever

Star Trek - Episode Whatever

Captain Buck Kirk, Commander of the Starship Enterprise turns on the Employee Satisfaction Scanner, and focusses on Ensign Skoob, the Enterprise librarian, who isn't half as interesting as some girl with deep cleavage and long legs. Ensign Skoob has his head in his hands, hunched over a desk, thinking to himself: "Shit, I was never a Trekkie. I was brought up to be a pirate, but then the bastar...
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Funny story: 300 Portaloos delivered to Westminster

300 Portaloos delivered to Westminster

A fleet of trucks has delivered a huge number of portable toilets to Parliament Square. They have been lined up in ranks close the the Members Exit. It is suspected that the breaking news of criminal investigations of Peers and MP's may precip...
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Funny story: Fire at Montreal Swingers Club Forces Many To Run For Their Wives

Fire at Montreal Swingers Club Forces Many To Run For Their Wives

Montreal, Canada - An early morning fire at a Montreal Swingers club forced many naked patrons onto the streets, wildly running for their lives. The club, Auberge 1069, located on Rosemont Boulevard near Christophe Colombe Avenue, has been a welcomin...
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Funny story: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election

(Teheran-Iran) The result of the most recent Iranian election, re-electing conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as President over reform candidate Mir Hossein Musavi, has caused protests in Iran amid rumors of election rigging. And the recent pronounceme...
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Funny story: Filthy Insatiable Devil Worshipping Slut Says She Can Never Change

Filthy Insatiable Devil Worshipping Slut Says She Can Never Change

By all outward appearances, Doreen Cockburn, 53 is a normal workaday housewife, but neighbours in Devizes, Wiltshire have complained that she is in fact a filthy, insatiable, devil worshipping cock happy slut who has an endless procession of shifty l...
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Funny story: Mystery Men and Women of TheSpoof.Com No More!

Mystery Men and Women of TheSpoof.Com No More!

Google.com - Save those still shielded in their fortified underground bunkers or wisely hiding behind their nom de plume, the Mystery Men and Women of the TheSpoof.Com are no more, after a recent policy change in google.com news giving authors a byl...
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Funny story: Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Bernard Matthews Arrested on Bestiality Charge

Norfolk, England - Bernard Matthews appeared before magistrates this afternoon after he was arrested at his Norfolk home in a dawn raid by Police and RSPCA officers. It follows an investigation lasting several years into the origin of "Bernard Matthe...
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Funny story: Cat Deely of "So You Think You Can Dance" Reveals She Can't

Cat Deely of "So You Think You Can Dance" Reveals She Can't

HOLLYWOOD - The host of So You Think You Can Dance, Cat Deely, of England has revealed in an interview that will be appearing in the July issue of PlayMale Magazine that she cannot dance. The statuesque 32-year-old native of Birmingham, England st...
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Funny story: Obama Orders Man In The Moon Executed

Obama Orders Man In The Moon Executed

Washington DC-- President Obama has ordered NASA to launch a rocket to bomb the moon. The smiling, round face will be obliterated by a dozen hydrogen bombs at the next full moon on July 7. Some of the bombs will be used to carve a new face on the l...
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Funny story: United Nations agrees Iranian presidential election results are kosher

United Nations agrees Iranian presidential election results are kosher

In a shock admission, one that has shocked the world into a state of shock, the United Nations has stood behind Iran to declare their recent presidential elections fair, above board and a true result reflecting the wishes of the Iranian people. St...
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Funny story: MP's Expenses Claims Go From The Sublime To The Ridiculous

MP's Expenses Claims Go From The Sublime To The Ridiculous

Angry Brits have turned into seething homicidal Brits as further revelations regarding how their hard earned cash has been squandered in a riot of self indulgence by their parliamentary representatives. PM Gordon Brown claimed £176 for a CD of pho...
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Funny story: Professional "grunter" and tennis star Sharapova returns to grunt Wimbledon to deaf!

Professional "grunter" and tennis star Sharapova returns to grunt Wimbledon to deaf!

Maria "The Grunt Queen" Sharapova is happy to be returning to Wimbledon after problems with her throat put her out of action for a year after too much grunting on the court and in bed! The long legged blond Bombshell has vowed to attack Wimbledon...
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Funny story: Lydia Guevara 'in permanent vegetative state' meat-eating relatives reckon

Lydia Guevara 'in permanent vegetative state' meat-eating relatives reckon

New York - (Where's the Beef? Ass Mess): "Brain-dead idiot, they promised she'd be dripping in hundreds of carats of flawless diamonds!" Thus Che Guevara's relatives complained today after seeing naked pictures of the Cuban revolutionary's grand...
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Funny story: Second Life Porn Scandal

Second Life Porn Scandal

Popular diversionary alternate reality Second Life has been rocked by a porn scandal. Avatars Jennie89 and Kyle101 filmed a sordid sex scene using predefined actions available to any user of the virtual world. In a property they had bought through...
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Funny story: Vitali Klitschko calls Haye "Gay"

Vitali Klitschko calls Haye "Gay"

Weeks after the news David Haye had pulled out of his fight with Brother Vladimir, Vitali has been on the Rampage calling David Haye "Gay". He said "I'm sick of hearing about this no mark Englishman - he knocks out that big bum Monte Barrett and...
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Funny story: Obama Offers Health Care to N. Korea

Obama Offers Health Care to N. Korea

Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) In a dramatic attempt to quell rising tensions, President Obama is offering free medical care to the citizens of North Korea. The bold move comes as N. Korea prepares to launch a second long range missile. The proposal...
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Funny story: Jon And Kate Plus 8 Ways To Kill Each Other

Jon And Kate Plus 8 Ways To Kill Each Other

The bickering, chronically-depressed parents from the fake reality TV series, 'Jon And Kate Plus 8', which follows the trials and tribulations of a mismatched husband and wife with eight whining, crying, pooping little rugrats is undergoing a format...
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Funny story: School Board struggles to find right Medium to teach First-Graders about Same-Sex Marriage

School Board struggles to find right Medium to teach First-Graders about Same-Sex Marriage

Alameda, California - Originally, the Alameda school district in California planed to introduce the same-sex subject to their first graders with picture books, but when the proofs returned from the printer for their approval, they were so graphic in...
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Funny story: PETA Declares Jihad

PETA Declares Jihad

On the heels of US President Barack Obama's blatant and heartless public execution of a harmless winged beast, PETA has officially declared a jihad against Sanofi-Aventis, the CDC and the WHO. On Wednesday, June 17th 2009, drug and vaccine manufac...
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Funny story: New York City Mayor Appeals For Calm

New York City Mayor Appeals For Calm

NYC Mayor, Gordon Von Braun today made an impassioned plea to Manhattan residents to stay calm in the somewhat delayed reaction to the 'Cloverfield Incident.' Manhattanites have had a lot to put up with over the years, and Cloverfield was just the...
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Funny story: Obama Kills Rookie Republican After CNBC Interview, Fly Smashing?

Obama Kills Rookie Republican After CNBC Interview, Fly Smashing?

Shortly after President Obama killed a fly with his bare hand during a filmed interview with CNBC, the body of a young rookie republican who was waiting to visit the president after the interview was found outside. The secret service says that he...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Nearly Killed By Fans

Robert Pattinson Nearly Killed By Fans

Twilight star Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi in New York as he tried to run away from a crowd of teenage fans, according to reports. Pattinson, who some say was in a scuffle earlier in the day behind the stage during film shoot was not seriou...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton injured by sniper fire

Hillary Clinton injured by sniper fire

US Secretary of the Ridiculous, Mrs Hillary Clinton, was today recovering in hospital after being shot in the elbow by a sniper in Washington DC. Speaking from the city's Count von Frankenstein Memorial Hospital, she bravely put on a smile - no mean...
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Funny story: MP's expenses: Thick black pens being claimed for.

MP's expenses: Thick black pens being claimed for.

MP's were under fire again today when it was reported that 2874 thick black felt-tip 'Censor-rite' pens had been claimed for in the last month. Although these are designated as items of stationery, there is doubt about whether they are being used fo...
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Funny story: Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Gay Organization Founder Kevin Jennings Thrilled At Education Department Appointment

Kevin Jennings, founder of the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) is thrilled by his appointment by the Secretary of Education to serve as Assistant Deputy Secretary for the Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools. Jennings, who has t...
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Funny story: Phones4U Commercial pulled

Phones4U Commercial pulled

An advert for Phones4U has been pulled by the mobile phone company after tens of complaints from outraged scouts. The advert depicts a friendless nerd dressed as a scout who could not possibly have fifty friends in his phone. The scouts themselves...
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Funny story: President Barack Obama's "No Fly Zone"

President Barack Obama's "No Fly Zone"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has made the White House fly that he killed prior to an interview the most famous fly since Jeff Goldblum's 1986 motion picture The Fly. The Calliphora Vicina Fly did not have a snowball's chance in hell o...
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Funny story: Hazel Blears Vote of Confidence

Hazel Blears Vote of Confidence

Hazel Blears survived a vote of no-confidence last night, and will remain as MP for Salford. Initially, the people of Salford were upset at Blears, who has repaid the thirteen thousand pounds she fiddled out of the expenses system in Whitehall. Ho...
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Funny story: The FBI Shuts Down PETA

The FBI Shuts Down PETA

MANASSAS, Virgina - The FBI acting on direct orders from the president of the United States has totally shut down the main office of the PETA organization located in Manassas, Virginia. The Vice-Director of the FBI Dalton Watchmaker reported that...
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad Rides Dirt and Dust Devil to Hell

Ahmadinejad Rides Dirt and Dust Devil to Hell

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had just denounced the hundreds of thousands of demonstrators in the streets of Iran's major cities as dirt and dust when a cyclonic wind swept up dirt and dust and the newly re-elected President into the air in a whirling dervish...
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Funny story: Blair Spent Thousands on Flowers for Bush

Blair Spent Thousands on Flowers for Bush

Cameron cashed in big time. Osbourne didn't look back in anger or any emotion except glee as he made away with a bundle of British taxpayers' pounds. But the biggest shocker of them all was Tony Blair's florist bills. All charged to the exchequer and...
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Funny story: Will Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie be bent too far to teach First-Graders about same-sex marriage?

Will Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie be bent too far to teach First-Graders about same-sex marriage?

Alameda, California - As Mrs. Helen Crabtree silently takes down some of her first-grader's finger paintings from her classroom wall to make room to pin up a Sesame Street poster of Bert and Ernie whose arms would be benignly around each other's shou...
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Funny story: Topless Lindsay Lohan Talks Law

Topless Lindsay Lohan Talks Law

WonderLand - While addressing the media topless, Lindsay Lohan says the Supreme Court ruled that convicts have no constitutional right to test DNA evidence in hopes of proving their innocence long after they were found guilty of a crime, but can get...
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Funny story: Spoof Editor to Add Nude Centerfold to Sagging Magazine Section in Attempt to Boost Readership!

Spoof Editor to Add Nude Centerfold to Sagging Magazine Section in Attempt to Boost Readership!

Feeling the pinch of encroaching creditors, TheSpoof.com editor in chief Mark "Huff" Lowton announced today that he would begin pandering to the puerile by adding a pull out nude section to the struggling, some would say dying, magazine section of t...
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